Streetwalker Reports

Sooooooooooooooooooo Surfer. A couple of questions for ya.

1. Did your sex drive PETER out afterwards?

2. Did you COCK your head when you saw it?

3. Had you ever SAUSAGE a thing?

4. Did you groin in disgust?

5. Did you at least PECKER on the cheek when you said goodbye?

Aww.come on people! You were thinking it! Hehe. Sorry Surfer had to. Ummm. Plus it uhhhh. Might have happened to me a few years ago. I'm NOT SAYING IT DID! Ummmm. But it might have.

Safe journeys.

[QUOTE=SW Surfer]Well it was a busy morning on the South Trail. I saw 5+BSW and 4WSW. Saw a WSW near Americana, pulled into the 7-11 and gas'd up the car. When she walked by I offered the ride. She smiled and got in without any drama. She is a WSW, long blond hair(wig), tall, tan and thin, very sculpted face and toned arms and legs. She was wearing a denim mini and a white T. As we headed out Americana she asked if I was LE, I asked if she was and she reached over and grabbed my junk, I asked if I could touch her and she said sure and lifted up her T. She had a solid set of 36D's, I thought "stripper tits on OBT??????"

I asked her to lift her skirt and show me her stuff and she lifted the denim to show a cock under some panties. . . . . . . "brakes locked up". . . . . "pulled over in the plaza" . . . . "told her/him I was not into TS's" and drove her/him back to the 7-11, gave her/him 5 bucks for the mistake. She laughed at me and I smiled. All I could think was how many guys got BJ's from her/him without checking below the belt.

Still laughing at the thought of the look on my face when I saw that cock - too damn funny.

Be safe,

SW Surfer

Funny as hell how things work out.[/QUOTE]

Hi All - Got a perplexing questions for you all......

I had a message left on my Surf phone last night. She said it was Tanya (our beloved sexy crack head - probably my ATF that smokes).

Anyway, the message said for me to call her back, she needed to talk ASAP. Here lies the problem....the called ID was blocked and she didn't leave a number.

So if any of you have a contact number for her, please PM me with it - do not post it in the forum!!!.

Thanks and as always Surf Safe,

SW Surfer

[QUOTE=SW Surfer] lift her skirt and show me her stuff and she lifted the denim to show a cock under some panties. . . . . . . "brakes locked up". . . . . "pulled over in the plaza" . . . . "told her/him I was not into TS's" and drove her/him back to the 7-11, gave her/him 5 bucks for the mistake. She laughed at me and I smiled. All I could think was how many guys got BJ's from her/him without checking below the belt.

Still laughing at the thought of the look on my face when I saw that cock - too damn funny.

Be safe,

SW Surfer

Funny as hell how things work out.[/QUOTE]I'm sorry but I can't help but laugh I could see you face as if i was looking in a mirror a year ago in Hollywood. Thanks for sharing your story. Side note being new to this site asking some questions that you cant just ask or tell is great thanks.

Nefan

Wow that Trail was crawling with LEO this morning. I spend around 1 hour cruising from Lancaster to the 408, then back again and again.

LEO was everywhere and it seemed that every D-boy or SW on a side street was standing next to a squad car.

I did spot a hot little spinner blond at the 26th market, she had on skin tight jeans, serious boots with thick 3" heels and a bandanna style red paisley top that showed her sides and lower back. Her hair was blond and shag cut just at her shoulders.

I watched her for 10mins, something didn't seem right. There was a black guy in a golf shirt, work pants and a ball cap leaning on the a pole a the corner of the market......

.....anyone else see her.

Surf

[QUOTE=SW Surfer]Well it was a busy morning on the South Trail. I saw 5+BSW and 4WSW. Saw a WSW near Americana, pulled into the 7-11 and gas'd up the car. When she walked by I offered the ride. She smiled and got in without any drama. She is a WSW, long blond hair(wig), tall, tan and thin, very sculpted face and toned arms and legs. She was wearing a denim mini and a white T. As we headed out Americana she asked if I was LE, I asked if she was and she reached over and grabbed my junk, I asked if I could touch her and she said sure and lifted up her T. She had a solid set of 36D's, I thought "stripper tits on OBT??????"

I asked her to lift her skirt and show me her stuff and she lifted the denim to show a cock under some panties. . . . . . . "brakes locked up". . . . . "pulled over in the plaza" . . . . "told her/him I was not into TS's" and drove her/him back to the 7-11, gave her/him 5 bucks for the mistake. She laughed at me and I smiled. All I could think was how many guys got BJ's from her/him without checking below the belt.

Still laughing at the thought of the look on my face when I saw that cock - too damn funny.

Be safe,

SW Surfer

Funny as hell how things work out.[/QUOTE]

I'll be sure to do a surf board check. Good thing that you caught it before he gave you a knee boarding lesson. In the dim lights, some of the trannies can look pretty convincing so it's important to do the swoop in a well lighted area.

[QUOTE=Nnms46]It's always good to do the mobile Gina test to avoid nasty surprises down the road.

Nnms46.[/QUOTE]


What is the mobile Gina test?

[QUOTE=SpeedRacer29]What is the mobile Gina test?[/QUOTE]
Grabbing the crotch, Gina is short for vagina.

Nnms46 is having fun with Ginas :)
Which is your favorite? Can someone find a colored/better version of this attached picture?

[QUOTE=Orlando J]Nnms46 is having fun with Ginas :)
Which is your favorite? Can someone find a colored/better version of this attached picture?[/QUOTE]

This is awesome! I laughed my ass off. Seriously though, thanks to the internet, we really have that option. It's no longer a virtual dream.

Nnms46.

[QUOTE=Orlando J]Nnms46 is having fun with Ginas.

Which is your favorite? Can someone find a colored/better version of this attached picture?[/QUOTE]But maybe this will suffice?

Took a quick trip down the trail this afternoon. Very quiet. Maybe it was the heat (95 F by the car readout), but the sidewalks were empty. Anyone have success today?

Friday night sitting at home drifted of too have this dream.

I drove by mcdonalds on obt by mall. Saw a taught brunette head into the land of beef and decided to pursue. Stood in line behind her. Asked her if she needed a ride. She asked if I am a nice guy. I told her no. She said cool why don't you buy me lunch. I said ok. We sat down and had a truly culinary experience at mcd. By the time we were done we decided on BBBJCIM. Told I don't care if she spits. Great dt and nice bod. Prob a 7 maybe a 8 but recent CL dreams have skewed my scale.

Name is Celine. About 26 yo. 115 lbs. 34b maybe A. Pepperoni nips. Scar on shoulder. No digits. Snapped a pic with phone but it turned out worthless. Pooter was a bit knarly. Not bad, but verging on distracting. Wet and shaved. No meth bites. Pretty clean overall.

What an image. Just like putting on too much of your favorite seasoning becomes overwhelming, too much snatch at one time becomes scary! Reminds me of little shop of horrors:

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=74341[/url]

That many snatches at one time could nibble you to death like ducks...

Giani

Did you put this together, or find it on the web?
[QUOTE=Chochem]But maybe this will suffice?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SW Surfer]Well it was a busy morning on the South Trail. I saw 5+BSW and 4WSW. Saw a WSW near Americana, pulled into the 7-11 and gas'd up the car. When she walked by I offered the ride. She smiled and got in without any drama. She is a WSW, long blond hair(wig), tall, tan and thin, very sculpted face and toned arms and legs. She was wearing a denim mini and a white T. As we headed out Americana she asked if I was LE, I asked if she was and she reached over and grabbed my junk, I asked if I could touch her and she said sure and lifted up her T. She had a solid set of 36D's, I thought "stripper tits on OBT??????"

I asked her to lift her skirt and show me her stuff and she lifted the denim to show a cock under some panties. . . . . . . "brakes locked up". . . . . "pulled over in the plaza" . . . . "told her/him I was not into TS's" and drove her/him back to the 7-11, gave her/him 5 bucks for the mistake. She laughed at me and I smiled. All I could think was how many guys got BJ's from her/him without checking below the belt.

Still laughing at the thought of the look on my face when I saw that cock - too damn funny.

Be safe,

SW Surfer

Funny as hell how things work out.[/QUOTE]

A long time ago, mongering in Paterson NJ around 3 am, I saw a pretty BSW. The area was 95% women at the time.
I pull over, she gets in. As I begin to drive off, I immediately get the feeling that something isn't right. I come right out with it and ask: "Are you a dude?".
She laughs and says no, I got a nice pussy for you.
I am not convinced in the slightest. So I ask if I could feel her pussy. She says of course, and she stretches her front waistband of the pants she is wearing. My guard instantly and completely drops. Looking back, I guess it didn't make sense that she would tell me to touch her pussy if she didn't have one. A dude would have tried to keep up the deception and surely would have said no, gave an excuse about her period or something.
So my hand eagerly dives right in anticipating some nice wet hot pussy.
Nope, there was a rod down there.
Forget your face Surfer. I was freaked out. Wasn't really angry, just in disbelief. It is still the only time in my entire life that I came into contact(as extremely brief as it was) with a foriegn penis. He/she was cracking up and saying "surprised ya!".
I just pulled over, let him out, and continued my cruise.
Needless to say, I visually inspect before I go grabbing anything since then.

Thanks for trying. Not bad. I was looking more for one displaying different kinds of pussies and different libia constructions.
[QUOTE=Chochem]But maybe this will suffice?[/QUOTE]
Why I like them as in porn (clean, shaved, inner labia hidding under outer libia)? Vagina cosmetics!
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I would hear girls complain of awful comments being made to them all the time. Things like “Your vagina is fucking disgusting” or “Going down on you is like going down on the Mersey Tunnel.” Then there was one girl who was bullied by her sister and she’d say stuff like, “It looks like hanging ham down there.”

That’s not a very nice thing to say.

There are different physical and psychological reasons for operating on vaginas and there are differing methods, but the majority of doctors reshape the vulva by amputating and trimming. They do this by slicing the inner labia off so they don’t hang below the outer labia.

I’m wincing.

Yeah, they slice it all off with a scalpel. But some surgeons cut open the labia and tie up the nerve endings so they will still have sensation. Then they fold it over in and restitch it all together. One thing people don’t realize is that the nerve endings in the labia are connected to the clitoris, so they stand a chance of permanently hampering their sex lives. But I guess teenage girls don’t think about this because they just want a “perfect fanny.”
We should say for our readers in the States that over here “fanny” means “****” and “bottom” means “ass.” “Fanny” doesn’t mean “ass” here like it does there.

Yeah, well, anyway, people used to think that if you had a tit job it meant having “perfect tits” back in, say, 1985. And now they think having a stranger hack away at your fanny is going to mean the same thing: perfect flaps. They’re also going in for things like vaginal liposuction.

Oh come on.

They suck fat out of the pubic bone area to make it flatter. They’re also doing a Botox injection that goes into where your G-spot is supposed to be. It’s a called “G-Shot.” You have to keep going back every three months to have it refilled with Botox. It’s about $1,600 a session and you have to get it through private cosmetic surgeons.

To what do you attribute this sudden increase in teenage girls getting their labia sliced?

There are the things like the big advertisements in women’s magazines from large cosmetic surgical corporations. Then you blend that with peer pressure from teenage peers, particularly boys.

How so?

It’s teenage boys who are watching pornography all the time. As far as I’ve seen, you don’t see any kind of modern pornographic imagery that contains what I would consider to be a normal vagina. People start to think that the perfect fanny should not have the inner labia protruding and that it should be completely hairless.
Right.

Bikini waxing has a role to play in all this. When Bill Clinton reduced the laws regarding porn, the porn producers pushed for total waxing so that viewers could see the whole vagina for the first time, close up. Now these images are everywhere and making young girls think that it’s some kind of natural ideal, to have a hair-free tiny-lipped fanny.

It’s becoming like, “I’m going to have somebody cut my fucking labia off. No biggie.”

Yeah, but what people don’t realize is how harrowing it can be to have the operation. The recovery period can take up to six months. I filmed a surgery and it was horrendous. Once they’re chopped off, the pieces are flung straight in the trash can and thrown away with the rubbish.
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All I want to say at the end. Thanks to Clinton.