Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Lakers2010; 1456783]Hey guys:

My apologies in advance if I break a rule of etiquette. I'm a newbie to the hobby and have been reading up on as much stuff as I can to learn from the seasoned hobbyists. Well, after reading a bunch of stuff on this site I decided to try VIP today. I had a horrible time and I'm not sure if I violated some codes or did something wrong. Could you guys give me some input so I won't make the same mistake again? Here's a summary of what happened:

I would appreciate any help you guys could give me. After reading all your experiences I was expecting a good time. But I felt like VIP took my money and didn't even really try to make me feel comfortable and and provide me with good service. If I did something wrong during the experience, then I understand and I will own up to it. But if I didn't, I'm still confused as to why my experience with Hana was so bad and the mamasan wasn't even trying to talk to me to help me out.[/QUOTE]Nope, basically you did everything right- & that provider gave you a hard time. Kudos 4 NOT losing your cool. Personally, after being weather tested myself, I would have asked 4 all my fuckin money back. Don't take that kinda shit from nobody next time. If she's giving you a hard time from the get go, leave the room, go straight 2 mama & and ask 4 your house fee back. Don't even pay money upfront.

Last, but not least, change your screen name. Jesus. Go Celtics! Hehe. Kidding!

Braddah H

[QUOTE=Kadi09;1456618]I heard from someone associated with another AMP that CoCo had been partying a bit too much and bringing mongers into the kitchen to drink with her. This became irritating to the other girls as that is their break room. The owner of GB doesn't allow the girls to drink while working.[/QUOTE]I'm guilty of that as Coco invited me to drink with her a few times.

[QUOTE=John Ross;1457185]I'm guilty of that as Coco invited me to drink with her a few times.[/QUOTE]Also seems like Coco likes to party all over. I was talking to one of the girls at Kison about Monica's return to Kison and perhaps the possibility of Coco also coming back, but the provider told me that Coco was getting Chanel pissed off because she would also go to Kison and drink over in their kitchen disrupting the flow of the business. Sounds like Coco is a real party animal. I think she would be a blast to go bar hopping with. Anyway, now that she is back with MS Jun (the party animal ledgend) seems like those girls are going to really rock.

[QUOTE=Blacks; 1456791]Its a sure sign that she's also into daily drug use-meth! [/QUOT.

Blacks I've known Coco a long time she does'nt use meth, she has 2 kids and a sister to support. She drinks when it is slow, stress reliever from her stressful job.

Happy Mongering.

[QUOTE=Kurocha;1457218]Also seems like Coco likes to party all over. I was talking to one of the girls at Kison about Monica's return to Kison and perhaps the possibility of Coco also coming back, but the provider told me that Coco was getting Chanel pissed off because she would also go to Kison and drink over in their kitchen disrupting the flow of the business. Sounds like Coco is a real party animal. I think she would be a blast to go bar hopping with. Anyway, now that she is back with MS Jun (the party animal ledgend) seems like those girls are going to really rock.[/QUOTE]I am going party with Coco tonight and go bar hopping. Hahahaha.

WB

[QUOTE=Blacks;1457096]I personal have seen many many many lives destroyed both users and their friends, ex's and family members! Enjoy, have a nice life, I am.[/QUOTE]Get off the board, lady. You are not a monger but an ideological abolitionist.

[QUOTE=Starfox64; 1457016]I think I have reported in the past that Hana at VIP is the worst experience you can get at that AMP. You didn't do anything wrong she's just crazy and shouldn't be working in this kind of work. But I'd doubt she'd make it in any other industry.

So if anyone goes to VIP and gets a girl named Hana, ask for another girl right away. When the MS notices all the locals passing on her, she'll get the idea and save her for the tourist.[/QUOTE]If you go VIP & Hana walks in the room, just say "Ew gross!" & tell her to ask mama to send in a pretty girl instead.

Other suggestions you could say are

1)"Nope, nope, too chubby."

2)"Huh? I thought VIP had hot chicks?"

3)"Please, anyone but her. I'll even take mamasan."

4)"U look like you're on drugs. I will not contribute to your habit. Please send in someone clean & sober."

5)"Is Wayne Brady gunna have to choke a bi*ch!"

6) OK this is only cus I just saw this. But, when Hana knocks on your door & opens it, tell her the only way she can come into the room is if she takes her flabby, jelly rolled, belly fold, pooch & does the "Truffle Shuffle"

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=ckVMYbPTRTU&feature=fvwp[/url] Watch till the end.

[QUOTE=Member #3973;1455245]Coco has moved from GB next door to Crystal Healing Massage[/QUOTE]Is this the same Coco who worked at CHM before? The one who likes DFK and BBBJ?

[QUOTE=T6650;1457036]I have known Coco for a while, including some time in her private room, and have never seen any sign of meth use. In fact she seems fatigued much of the time since she is willing to get up at any hour to service customers. Lately she actually looks younger than before. Hardly typical if she was using meth.[/QUOTE]Wow you must be Coco's BF, never heard of getting into thier private room. Did you need to pay the HF if using Coco's private room? I couldn't even get an invite from Cococ to drink with her, I must not be Coco's type, old, fat and ugly hahahaha.

WB

This is late but all I can say is AMEN! Preach on bro! Seeing Julie, Joanne (from Seven) and several other popular poon providers none have matched up to the hype and fantasy exept for Honey IMO.

[QUOTE=V Rider; 1454615]Not to be a disagree-er, but I tried them all.

Honey.

V Rider[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Warburton 0263; 1457421]Wow you must be Coco's BF, never heard of getting into thier private room. Did you need to pay the HF if using Coco's private room? I couldn't even get an invite from Cococ to drink with her, I must not be Coco's type, old, fat and ugly hahahaha.

WB[/QUOTE]She made me tap out few times with her service very intense

[QUOTE=Warburton 0263; 1457421]Wow you must be Coco's BF, never heard of getting into thier private room. Did you need to pay the HF if using Coco's private room? I couldn't even get an invite from Cococ to drink with her, I must not be Coco's type, old, fat and ugly hahahaha.

WB[/QUOTE]Perhaps I was too brief but time spent in Coco's room was fully clothed and revolved around matters not involving the business. I just wanted to counter the false assertion that she was a drug user by stating that I have seen the contents of her room at Golden Butterfly. There was no paraphernalia or other evidence of drug use there. At Crystal, the room is shared. In fact they are packed in like sardines.

I am not her BF, in fact I have not seen her in over a month, but my blood still boils when I see her unjustifiably accused. Believe me I fully qualify as "old, fat and ugly." It could just be that Coco had an upcoming appointment, or was a little hung over. If you want to drink, I suggest you ask Mama Jun if she would like you to bring by a 24 pack of Coors Light (bottles.) I don't think she ever said no.

My respect too for Oculumbo, Alohaoe and others who stuck up for Coco.

Hey Fellas,

Just wanted to thank everyone (Kurocha, H Mobius, Starfox64, Splooge McDuck, Uki Eater, HawaiiHorndog, Carmello, Hinode, Ocolumbo, USukebe2 and Mipene77) for their advice, wisdom and support. I really appreciate the candidness and humor and it made me feel much better about what happened. I know it's dumb, but it was in my head all weekend. I will definitely try to read more and learn from you guys! This is such an awesome forum on USASG.

MS Channel has another winner at Kison, name is Naomi.

L / 9 She is Japanese / Irish mix in her early thirties I guess. She has a petite body. 115lbs. 5'2" tall, long brown hair. Raised in Japan but she looks like a white girl. No Asian eyes. Hard bolt-on B's with long nips.

A / 10 She is very shy in the beginning but turns into a tiger in the room. Willing to do what ever pleases you.

S / 10 She is trained in massage but did not take the option. Any position is ok with her but likes doggy and mish. Loves DATY, dato. Does an awesome squat hump. Menu includes BBBJ between positions, bls, lots of dfk, BBFS may be an option. Multiple O's while in mish. I love how her eyes curl up in her head when she cums. This one you will want to do many times over. No rush and none of that hurry up and cum baby stuff. She is the best I have ever had at Kison. Of course your experience may be different but it will be awesome.

Justin

I agree with Justin, Naomi is Hot she is a little bit shy at first but that changes after you get started.

She may be more of a C instead of a B. Will do again.