Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Sonny13;6218693]Some may say this is a coincidence. Others may think maybe some of the providers are reading the board and giving mongers what they want. Either way, this is good news for you.

[URL]https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/tysons-corner-va/22594412.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Beautiful woman (in pictures) and does talk a good game in her ad. But has anyone TOFTT and met her? I'd do it except it's a long drive from Woodbridge to Tysons and back before starting work at 12. Perhaps when I can take an afternoon off and not rush?

[QUOTE=Sonny13;6218693]Some may say this is a coincidence. Others may think maybe some of the providers are reading the board and giving mongers what they want. Either way, this is good news for you.

[URL]https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/tysons-corner-va/22594412.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Thanks for the heads up and like you said, may be just what the doctor ordered. .

[QUOTE=RickNva;6218754]Beautiful woman (in pictures) and does talk a good game in her ad. But has anyone TOFTT and met her? I'd do it except it's a long drive from Woodbridge to Tysons and back before starting work at 12. Perhaps when I can take an afternoon off and not rush?[/QUOTE]Google the phone number. You will find her reviews on the oThER site. They appear to be mostly negative.

[QUOTE=DonQuiote;6219237]Google the phone number. You will find her reviews on the oThER site. They appear to be mostly negative.[/QUOTE]Taking your suggestion, realized I spoke via text to her recently. Also, I'm not a VIP member so couldn't read reviews.

Doesn't have full menu. No anal, only CFS, and BBBJ is available but CIM is extra. Considering donation to get in the door is 3.5, not sure if she's worth it, especially if others gave her negative reviews.

Seemed tempting during text because she likes making out and other fun without doing FS. But donation and distance puts her on "to do" list, just not top 5.

[QUOTE=GripNSip;6217077]A provider I used to do BBFS with had the IUD removed and so I had to switch to using condoms. Well in order to avoid trouble since she worked in a fairly legit MP she had me take home the souvenirs to discard at my leisure. Well one day after finishing the deed I had a work emergency and completley forgot about the magical napkin shoved away in my pants pocket. Me man. Me idiot. Needless to say come laundry day the wife found my little gift and left it right on the counter for me to see when I got home from work.

I'm still in the dog house for that one.

Needless to say my days of monger exploration have slowed to a crawl. I still get out every now and then but I have to play it extremely careful. Receipts and other trinkets are emptied from my pockets before I dare set foot in the door.[/QUOTE]In the dog house? Surprised she didn't take the house and leave you free to do all the mongering you want.

Good afternoon Gents.

I've seen a lot of Coco's in my life and this one is above average. Works out of a house with Gina, so very private. Is a good talker and is pretty for a high 30's Thai, tone body with a small D rack, maybe fake, I couldn't tell. She'll tell you funny customer stories.

Came from NY and has been here for 6 weeks and may never leave, Great Massage, lackluster flip 1. 2 + . 8 for bad nuru. Didn't finish but I think most mongers would she really does have a bangin body. FS off the table. PICS Fake

[URL]https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeuticmassage/falls-church/22590402.html[/URL]

Headed to queen off Franconia in a few days and wondering who is the oldest in the lineup. I've dreamt about Kim, Joon and Monica already, had a great time with all three. Kim very well could be the oldest there but I'll ask the good populace on here for their input.

Thanks in advance!

Had a dreamed that I saw her 2 weeks ago. A decent motel in the Tysons area. Discreet enough. No massage table as some have mentioned. Just towels on a bed, which does take away from the massage experience.

BUT the massage I dreamt about is. Epic. I asked for hard, as I normally like it, but she advised against it. First because she did a preliminary exam of my body by running her hands over my muscles and pretty accurately determining where I'm hurting and how I'm hurting. I swear it was like magic. She advised that she'd go medium pressure, and boy was she right. Even her medium was stronger and better than any of the other providers I've had, even some of the really highly rate Thai ones.

Oh, she's very upfront about her menu. I dreamt she laid out standard Nova, BBBJ, and CFS up front, quoting a price of $300. I sheepishly negotiated down to $260. Very nice build up after the massage, CFS in cowgirl and mish. Lovely to see those massive tits bouncing. Definitely a nice looking thick girl, not BBW. Took directions well, but do wish there was extra lube w / the CFS. Next time I'll bring it. Nice BBBJCIM finish.

BTW, I saw mentioned here some think she's got bolt-ons. I think she's natural. However her body does exhibit signs of having major work done with respect to a tummy tuck, breast lift, and lipo. Almost unnatural tautness of her skin over her flesh. Essentially like those comically curve ebony porn stars. But her body is natural, tits are incredible, and very nice tick curvy body.

I'll visit again once I can squirrel away some funds.

Primarily for convenience I visited Garden Spa. Years ago I was a regular there and they had a number of nice looking younger ladies, some of whom offered FS. Then other options came up and I didn't go back very much. Before today, the last time was several months ago. During that visit I was attended to by a pleasant but not very attractive older woman. She provided BBBJ which was passable. Today figured I try my luck again. It was not great, but taken in context it was okay. Context is I'm an older guy who doesn't want to break the bank because I know I can't perform like I could before. So when I saw my MT (Hanna) seemed to be in her 50 ties, with a nice face, good personality, a full backside and natural D or DD tits, I was good with that. The TS was okay, the massage was mediocre except for the soft massage. But, she was clean, very responsive to DATY, and enjoyed kissing. The finish was NOVA in 69 position. If I see her again, FS or BJ might be on the menu. But even if not, she was grateful for the Benjamin I left, on top of the. 8 for the hour. And for a guy my age she was fine.

Rhino.

[QUOTE=SemenSeeker;6219756]Headed to queen off Franconia in a few days and wondering who is the oldest in the lineup. I've dreamt about Kim, Joon and Monica already, had a great time with all three. Kim very well could be the oldest there but I'll ask the good populace on here for their input.

Thanks in advance![/QUOTE]FYI, Kim and Joon aren't at Queen anymore. I've heard they're now at King Spa. I don't know anything about a Monica.

Rhino.

Grip, appreciate the report, as I've had that on my list. Are there any good spots In Manassas? I'm newer to that area. I'm with you, I am starting to reduce AMPs for independents as I hate the post flip negotiations. It just kills my mood. Good luck!

[QUOTE=GripNSip;6217217]Had an hour to kill after work and was along bull run and decided to pull into an office park that had two massage parlors in them. Dadi massage and top massage.

I actually checked out DADI first but when I entered the place it was a ghost town. I waited in the lobby to see if anyone would come out and greet me but nobody did. So I ventured further in and found a door slightly ajar and caught wind of a old Chinese woman giving a massage to a gentleman inside. I turned around and dipped. I figure anyone whose going to give a massage with the door open wouldn't be prone to giving me what I wanted so I decided to try the other MP instead and went to top across the street.

The reality is I should have skipped both but I went against my gut feeling and decided to get a 30 min massage at Top. This place has rooms that do not have a door but instead a curtain slide so I really should have backed out and went on my way home but the older Chinese lady who lead me into the room was skinny with long dark hair. A black t shirt and jeans, Sporting a fairly stacked rack. Despite the wrinkles and the mask she had on I could tell she was pretty. So I opted in for a medium massage.

20 min go by and then she starts a soft touch and begins teasing the balls. It was enough stimulation to turn me on so I flip and she begins teasing me again by avoiding my erection and running her hands up and down my legs instead. I guess she was waiting for me to make the first move so I guided her hands toward junior when she stopped and asked me how much. Man nothing takes the wind from your sails then when they ask you to just stop mid fantasy and pay up. I countered by gauging her asking price and if I had water in my mouth I surely would have spat it out into her face when she gave me her answer.

For a 30 min massage and tug after giving her. 4 for the hh she wanted. 8 more for the HE. I tried to give her the benefit of the doubt and politely asked her if the. 8 would include her taking off her clothes. Fully nude HJ while I play with her body would be the only way I would match her asking price. But nope she refused and said that. 8 would be for a fully clothed HJ with no possibility of roaming. Who in the right mind would even consider that.? Without a doubt I can find a place down the street that would offer a whole lot more for the same price. I told her she's out of her mind and asked her to just finish the massage and forget the ending. She then said she would do it for. 6 and I told her that's still a rip off and that at this point I wouldn't even take her up on it. 4. I was completley turned off. She tried to get me back in the mood with soft touch caressing on my stomach and legs but the flame had already died. I left her. 1 tip to shut her up as I was leaving, never to return again.

Sadly I didnt have the time to scope out other places in the area so I went home with blue balls instead[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WillyBetten;6219982]Had a dreamed that I saw her 2 weeks ago. A decent motel in the Tysons area. Discreet enough. No massage table as some have mentioned. Just towels on a bed, which does take away from the massage experience.

BUT the massage I dreamt about is. Epic. I asked for hard, as I normally like it, but she advised against it. First because she did a preliminary exam of my body by running her hands over my muscles and pretty accurately determining where I'm hurting and how I'm hurting. I swear it was like magic. She advised that she'd go medium pressure, and boy was she right. Even her medium was stronger and better than any of the other providers I've had, even some of the really highly rate Thai ones.

Oh, she's very upfront about her menu. I dreamt she laid out standard Nova, BBBJ, and CFS up front, quoting a price of $300. I sheepishly negotiated down to $260. Very nice build up after the massage, CFS in cowgirl and mish. Lovely to see those massive tits bouncing. Definitely a nice looking thick girl, not BBW. Took directions well, but do wish there was extra lube w / the CFS. Next time I'll bring it. Nice BBBJCIM finish.

BTW, I saw mentioned here some think she's got bolt-ons. I think she's natural. However her body does exhibit signs of having major work done with respect to a tummy tuck, breast lift, and lipo. Almost unnatural tautness of her skin over her flesh. Essentially like those comically curve ebony porn stars. But her body is natural, tits are incredible, and very nice tick curvy body.

I'll visit again once I can squirrel away some funds.[/QUOTE]So she charges $160 for the massage plus $260 for CFS? Better to get a legit massage for $80 plus tip and dream pounding an awesome looking 20 something year old across the river or at an agency for close to the same, right?

Lots of reviews on the other site. Standard nova and too pricey considering the entry fee and distance. Not close in terms of massage skills as the Thai providers at the same price. YMMV but better options out there for my money.

[QUOTE=XxWhole;6211341]Saw a new review added on rm. Hopeful that we are getting out of lmp monopoly exploitation. Anyone been there yet?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Gerzoomble;6219566]In the dog house? Surprised she didn't take the house and leave you free to do all the mongering you want.[/QUOTE]Someone hasn't read the Scarlet Letter.

[QUOTE=BarneySanders;6220503]So she charges $160 for the massage plus $260 foNo painr CFS? Better to get a legit massage for $80 plus tip and dream pounding an awesome looking 20 something year old across the river or at an agency for close to the same, right?[/QUOTE]No, the all in is $3. 0. Make your primary reason to visit the massage, she will work the kinks out like a true CMT, then decide on your finish.

If you want all play, yes, go to an agency (and divulge your pii along the way).

If you want the CMT level rub + play, then go see Candy.

In this market, she represents value to me.