Massage Parlor Reports

I know I am in danger of ruining my reputation, but today I had an hour to kill and realized that in years of going to AMPs, I had never gotten a massage that I could remember as a "real" massage. Since I did not have a horny itch, I thought where do they still give legit massages?

Ended up at JJ Massage on Berry Street in Vienna. Walked in and met Amy. She was available and the fee (inflation since Covid) was $65. Paid my 65 and was led to a room. When she came in (she has a limp) she asked what type of massage I wanted. I said hard and my legs were tight and sore.

She went to work and did an amazingly strong job. She did get up on table also and used her feet. Technique was deep and hitting the nerves running up and down my body. It hurt and was wonderful at the same time. Just what the Dr ordered. I kept my hands to myself just to make sure I did not give off any hanky lanky signals. I just enjoyed the delightful beating she was giving me.

She worked her tail off (no pun intended) and I thoroughly enjoyed myself and gave her a nice tip for all the efforts she put into the session.

I shall return.

- Looks, boobs, and no smile (mask) did not matter. Attitude and massage was great.

Always be nice to the ladies and they will be nice to you.

I did leave there with I smile, laughing at myself for how good I felt with a real massage.

HG.

[QUOTE=HaroldMyers;6205992]Yo, guys on here are here to help. That's the purpose of this board. But your history is suspect. I mean you have the opportunity to take offense to one calling you out on the BS. And I don't mind.

But unless your other account was blocked you have not made one contribution. I'm calling CAP!

I believe you are LEO. At least TOFTT! And then start making comments as such. What you are looking for is available. But heck, I know I have had to fork over some dough to get information and then bring it back to the board. I believe you should do the same.[/QUOTE]Agree with you. Tried to send a PM but it said your mailbox is full.

HG.

[QUOTE=HappyGuy2;6205999]I know I am in danger of ruining my reputation, but today I had an hour to kill and realized that in years of going to AMPs, I had never gotten a massage that I could remember as a "real" massage. Since I did not have a horny itch, I thought where do they still give legit massages?

Ended up at JJ Massage on Berry Street in Vienna. Walked in and met Amy. She was available and the fee (inflation since Covid) was $65. Paid my 65 and was led to a room. When she came in (she has a limp) she asked what type of massage I wanted. I said hard and my legs were tight and sore.

She went to work and did an amazingly strong job. She did get up on table also and used her feet. Technique was deep and hitting the nerves running up and down my body. It hurt and was wonderful at the same time. Just what the Dr ordered. I kept my hands to myself just to make sure I did not give off any hanky lanky signals. I just enjoyed the delightful beating she was giving me.

She worked her tail off (no pun intended) and I thoroughly enjoyed myself and gave her a nice tip for all the efforts she put into the session.

I shall return.

- Looks, boobs, and no smile (mask) did not matter. Attitude and massage was great.

Always be nice to the ladies and they will be nice to you.

I did leave there with I smile, laughing at myself for how good I felt with a real massage.

HG.[/QUOTE]Agree with HG, but want to add, many of the ladies can (and do) provide excellent massages. Ladies I have reviewed with fantastic massage include Vicki (best. Never be in a hurry when you make an appointment), Tara (and KK), and Leah.

All the other ladies with whom I regularly schedule body work also give good (but short of excellent) massages.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

Recent dreams.

Eleven, Tyco rd.

Older provider, I'd guess 60's. I started to ask for another or walk, but sometimes ya just want to see what happens.

Massage started a little weird, but was decent once things settled in. Average to above average.

NOVA finish was also slightly above average. Not rushed, and decent technique.

Finished with leg and face massage, most of the hour used.

I won't repeat with this particular provider, too many younger available.

I'm pretty sure that if you try Eleven in Herndon you won't have the same experience.

Be Safe.

--BE.

[QUOTE=FreeBlastOff;6206213]Recent dreams.

Eleven, Tyco rd.

Older provider, I'd guess 60's. I started to ask for another or walk, but sometimes ya just want to see what happens.

Massage started a little weird, but was decent once things settled in. Average to above average.

NOVA finish was also slightly above average. Not rushed, and decent technique.

Finished with leg and face massage, most of the hour used.

I won't repeat with this particular provider, too many younger available.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RickNva;6205568]Completely agree. While most of my adventures have been limited to Woodbridge area, yet to meet an Asian MT younger than estimated 40 years old up here.

However, further south, in Fredericksburg area met some that were definitely in their 20's. [URL]https://adultsearch.com/virginia/fredericksburg/body-rubs/2444024[/URL].

I saw 2 ladies there and the one who gave me "massage" said she was 29 but looked 21. The other, not as petite kind of cute was pretty and not older than 30.

The menu is open but don't visit for good massage.[/QUOTE]I've been debating paying this place a visit. Seen some mixed reviews. Anyone else had similar experiences here? Name of one of the younger providers? PM me please. I'll be in the area tomorrow. If I do check it out I'll leave some comments in the forum.

[QUOTE=HappyGuy2;6205999]I know I am in danger of ruining my reputation, but today I had an hour to kill and realized that in years of going to AMPs, I had never gotten a massage that I could remember as a "real" massage. Since I did not have a horny itch, I thought where do they still give legit massages?

Ended up at JJ Massage on Berry Street in Vienna. Walked in and met Amy. She was available and the fee (inflation since Covid) was $65. Paid my 65 and was led to a room. When she came in (she has a limp) she asked what type of massage I wanted. I said hard and my legs were tight and sore.

She went to work and did an amazingly strong job. She did get up on table also and used her feet. Technique was deep and hitting the nerves running up and down my body. It hurt and was wonderful at the same time. Just what the Dr ordered. I kept my hands to myself just to make sure I did not give off any hanky lanky signals. I just enjoyed the delightful beating she was giving me.

She worked her tail off (no pun intended) and I thoroughly enjoyed myself and gave her a nice tip for all the efforts she put into the session.

I shall return.

- Looks, boobs, and no smile (mask) did not matter. Attitude and massage was great.

Always be nice to the ladies and they will be nice to you.

I did leave there with I smile, laughing at myself for how good I felt with a real massage.

HG.[/QUOTE]My landscape guy recommends K&H on Old Courthouse or Joy on Church St Vienna. YMMV.

Yesterday and today calls to Papaya in Annandale were answered by a machine saying mailbox was full. I checked the number and it's the one on their website. Anyone else have this happen? I wonder if they're changing owners. If anyone knows something about this please post. Thanks.

Rhino.

[QUOTE=PilotAviator;6206121]Agree with HG, but want to add, many of the ladies can (and do) provide excellent massages. Ladies I have reviewed with fantastic massage include Vicki (best. Never be in a hurry when you make an appointment), Tara (and KK), and Leah.


All the other ladies with whom I regularly schedule body work also give good (but short of excellent) massages.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.[/QUOTE]Vicki at lucky therapy? Always read good reviews on her but never been. Can someone possibly describe her? Been sticking to Indy's for a while. Seems she'll be in demand and I'll just want to see her.

[QUOTE=RickNva;6205568]Completely agree. While most of my adventures have been limited to Woodbridge area, yet to meet an Asian MT younger than estimated 40 years old up here.

However, further south, in Fredericksburg area met some that were definitely in their 20's. [URL]https://adultsearch.com/virginia/fredericksburg/body-rubs/2444024[/URL].

I saw 2 ladies there and the one who gave me "massage" said she was 29 but looked 21. The other, not as petite kind of cute was pretty and not older than 30.

The menu is open but don't visit for good massage.[/QUOTE]Several girls I've seen at Rte 1 were in their 30's and the only 20 something I've seen at an AMP was there. However I've also gotten massages from a few in their 40's as well.

The girls at Pine have been on the older side but also have been higher quality providers, I mean like doing keegles (sp?) and been more creative in positions.

I still venture to other areas to explore but we have it pretty good in Woodbridge imo. The AMP / LCS / ACS opportunity is maybe the only positive about the area. Which might be saying something LOL.

[QUOTE=PilotAviator;6206121]Agree with HG, but want to add, many of the ladies can (and do) provide excellent massages. Ladies I have reviewed with fantastic massage include Vicki (best. Never be in a hurry when you make an appointment), Tara (and KK), and Leah.

All the other ladies with whom I regularly schedule body work also give good (but short of excellent) massages.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.[/QUOTE]The reason I don't usually get a good massage at a non legit place is entirely my fault.

I initiate play pretty fast if the gal is attractive.

My bad!

(BTW, I have also gotten non-legit massages at legit places. Some enjoy the play too and probably the increased tips.).

Ha. LOL.

HG.

[QUOTE=LocalCustomer;6205250]Where are all the young, attractive masseuses? Had no problem in Los Angeles, but here is really disappointing. Tried rubmaps, but reviews are always misleading, inaccurate, or the massage parlor itself does a bait-and-switch with an old hag.[/QUOTE]They're all back in LA, presumably. You're in the wrong area now, dude. DC area is generally the area everyone comes to once they're past their prime.

[QUOTE=Serpico99;6203402]Just to be clear because you used the $ symbol in your post. 70 for "1 hour" and 50 tip is what was agreed to before the massage started. You tipped another 10 at her request to do a massage on her. After the deed was done, she wanted additional tip. So she is getting 60 tip, unless there is some arrangement she has with the "management" where they get a cut of her tips. Or did you tip 110 ($10) before massaging her? Either way, I don't see the value of this place, unless you are in need of being touched by a younger provider than what is normally available in this area. Crappy massage, crappy finish, shorted on time, your wallet is a bit lighter. What am I missing?

On the flip side, sometimes the first visit at a new place is a miss but since you know what to expect now, your next visit may go smoother if play your cards right and as you said, you make sure to agree with the booker or provider upfront and be clear what your expectations are. None of this "lost in translation" b. S. Since their ad is bluntly straightforward on what you can expect, unless they don't really know what their advertiser is posting on the internet LOL.[/QUOTE]A couple of clarifications:

1) To be clear, because she shorted me 25% of the time, I refused to give her the agreed upon extra tip for me giving her a massage.

2) The massage she gave me was quite good. It was not CMT level but it was good. Also the ass and taint massage was unique to me and also quite good.

3) I did enjoy giving her a massage.

That said, shorting by 15 minutes is not ok.

Also to the post about the location at a Woodbridge hotel, read the add. There are two locations given. I did not goo to the hotel.

This review could go in many sections but I chose this one since these Thai ladies mostly advertise massage and this is the section that I see most of the info on them. Alexa mostly advertises on Craigslist but I recently saw an add for her on escort Alligator. 200 for 30 minutes is a great deal for a lady this hot that includes the services that she provided. All pictures that I have seen of her are real but do not show all of her tattoos. She is super hot and the price is all inclusive. I don't think any of the other Thai girls are this hot, for this price point. If there are others, please share! Massage was only OK, but every thing else was awesome.

[URL]https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/bts/7550967232.html[/URL]

For the Tysons area, I think the two hotest ladies working at spas are Celene at Pallace and Tiffany at Vivi spa on Tyco rd.

Both stripped for me for an extra 100. Celene is Korean and speaks much better english. Tiffany is Chinese and I think she is a little younger.

100 gets you more action with Celene. If someone knows of better spa options in the Tysons aria please share, but that is the best I can find.

[QUOTE=LocalCustomer;6205250]Where are all the young, attractive masseuses? Had no problem in Los Angeles, but here is really disappointing. Tried rubmaps, but reviews are always misleading, inaccurate, or the massage parlor itself does a bait-and-switch with an old hag.[/QUOTE]