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I was curious about this provider for a long time. I was passing through town for work the other day and decided to take the plunge. Easy setup. Responds quick. Her texts lead me to a no tell motel off of a busy route in West Springfield. I texted her that I had arrived and she immediately provided me the room number. I knocked and was pleasantly surprised. She looked really good. She definitely fits the bill of a sexy MILF. Like a hot aunt fantasy. I would guess in her youth, she probably was a dime. She was super chatty. Almost too chatty. Very bubbly with a higher pitch voice (Overall if I had to pick a provider that talks too much rather than one that is mute, I prefer the chatter box). We disrobed and she revealed a good body for a woman her age. Large round breasts. I am a boob man so I was in heaven. She proceeded to give me a very good sensual BBBJ with good eye contact. After 15 min, I was ready for the main event. She asked me which position to start off, I told her cowgirl as I wanted to suck on those juicy titties. She inserted my cock halfway in and I realized she inserted me bare. I had to push her away as that isn't my thing (health comes first). So a lot of you find this to be a plus. After she wrapped me up, she proceeded to get on top again and engulf my cock with her wet snatch. She rode me slowly then started to pick up the pace. I sucked on her bouncing titties. Then what came next was unexpected. There was this horrible stench emitting from down below. It was so BAD that I almost puked. Surprisingly I was able to keep my hard on, but the stench was too much. I decided to change position to see if that would help. We switched to missionary since I figured doggy would be worst. But it was even worst than cowgirl. The smell was overbearing. So I pumping for almost eternity having a hard time cumming. She was trying her best to get me to cum and talking dirty to me and fake moaning. I finally came. When I pulled out, the wet odor of putrid filled my nostrils. I asked if I could wash up in her bathroom. She tried to wash me off, but I prefer to wash myself. No matter how much I tried to wash, the smell would not go away. I got dressed and gave her the donation (QV for $100). She wanted to chat and we chatted a bit, but the smell would just not go away. I finally said I had to go since I had to get back to work. She was very nice and looks very sexy with a nice body and big titties and definitely gets into it and I will definitely repeat but I hope she reads this and douches. Overall, I recommend.
Stay safe,
VC[/QUOTE]So I want to commend you on a very detail oriented and specific review. But when I got to the end I was fully prepared for you to state "No way am I ever returning due to the stench emanating from her snatch". I mean you almost puked! It was absolutely disgusting and putrid. And I totally understand.
But then at the very end. "I'm definitely going back for seconds". I spit out my drink laughing. You're hoping she reads your review stating that her pussy stank will burn the paint off a house but you'll be back again for sure?! Hysterical! Props to you. Myself if I get a whiff of rotten snatch I would not have been able to bust. Would never happen. Even if I held my breath.
But you're a definite trooper so good for you. I have had my fair share of stinky wenches. One girl who was gorgeous and young had the worst B. O. And I had tagged her a few times. One day when I suggested we take a shower together so I could, not so secretly, wash her pits and coochie she literally said to me. "Naw I'm good, I don't like taking showers" Yeah no Sh it!
No B. S. That was it for her. Cleanliness is next to Godliness. See ya later.
A smelly snatch does not get repeats. Maybe when you go over next time and bring her a case of F. D. S. Feminine Deodorant Spray!
Thanks for the laugh.
Peace.
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Palmer girl returns in West side
This girl was in Palmer a while ago. Proceed with caution, past trouble with demons. There are two phone numbers, Google both and on one you'll find a different provider. Pics are from older ads.
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