Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=StringFellow;1394321]Decided to TOFTT today. Fake pictures on BP. Only one attendant in the rather small place. She looked dark with plenty of tatoos. No TS and No roaming allowed. The massage was ok with no nova finish. Price was $.20hr. Although there was a clock in the room, she set the timer on her IPhone. I will not repeat but, YMMV.[/QUOTE]As Deuce points out, we just had an extended discussion about this clip joint THIS WEEK. In fact, Deuce himself called out THREE DAYS AGO that this was the notorious Spa Tao under a new name.

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?3958-Massage-Parlor-Reports&p=1392660&viewfull=1#post1392660[/url]

It's one thing not to read back 50 pages, or do a bunch of research, but the warning about this place was at the top of Page 2!

Please, do yourself a favor and READ, READ, READ. Put phone numbers into Google, check pix online. We want you to do better, and to have a good time, but you have to do the groundwork. If you continue showing us that you're making the effort, we'll give you feedback and steer you as you go along, but you have to take advantage of the resources and information so many contributors have already put at your fingertips.

Have a cup of coffee, lick your wounds, then get to work.

Was in a hurry today, lotsa rain and didn't have a vehicle. Big mistake. Went to G and G in vienna. 3 spas within walking distance

Kim was very short. Gave a decent table shower. Lots of crack washing. Did some back walking then gave a decent massage except for the fingernails until the flip.

Gave me a whisper in the ear about what is not included and, having RTFF I was willing to pay the R&T frieght.8 for the house (a little steep) and from what I had seen elsewhere, .4 tip for minimal service. She complain that it should be. 6 so I asked if she wanted me to take it back. Didn't think so.

TOFFT. Probably not the first who did for GnG but I like Table showers, what can I say. Just an R&T shop with whiny service. (to be fair she did walk on my back and give a decent massage but that s not what htis forum if for and'est pas?)

Papaya is back, now called Spa Rasberry. Haven't been there, since I had too many whiny, bad experiances with the k-AMPs lately.

Hey Mjizzle- Take your add away from here, no-one is buying it. Maybe try a hotdog stand down on the mall.

[QUOTE=Mjizzle0425; 1392522]Red Pillow Massage.

Saw this ad on CL and it looks to good to be true. Anyone have any intel?

I went to this place the other day and it was pretty good, They do have very attractive girls there and are very punctual and professional. I had a very good time and the girls were young and in college.

I would recommend this place to other people. I first thought it was a red flag but it is a legit company and they are new to this area.

The rates are good as well and massages are nice, I would recommend it over blue gems because of the prices of rates.[/QUOTE]

Old lurker. New poster. Any advice is welcome. It's not like I'm a complete newbie, but this reporting thing is kinda new. Just trying to share.

FYI, my expertise tends to be K places. Went to ATMB yesterday. Got Jxxx who's been here for about a week. Face like a prune (Is it me or they are all getting older lately? Not just old, but older) She did have lovely and silky skin like most providers though.

Anyway, decent massage with a standard NOVA finish: 6/10.

Play well and be nice.

Went to visit the BP advertiser offering Nuru massage in Sterling. Arrived to a townhouse community in a safe / nice neighborhood. Parked right in front of her home. I ring the bell and she lets me in. First impression was she is a bbw, face is not that good. I like bbw's so that was a plus for me. She is definitely a horder with lots of random stuff piled in different parts of the house. She leads me upstairs where there is a air mattress on a bed. She asks me to get ready while she warms up the nuru gel. She does the massage, shower afterwards. No upsell, everything was just as advertised. If you don't mind bbw's I would say its definitely worth a try. I don't know if I would go back though as I live in montgomery county and it was a 45 minute drive. More details available via private message from senior members. Damage = $155 Massage = 10 (I love that slippery stuff) Provider looks = 5 (probably a 1 if you don't like bbws). Also if you don't like a woman that talks, don't go, she will talk your ear off! Happy hunting

Recently visited this independent provider located in Woodbridge. She works out of her townhouse. Not at all attractive. Uses scented oils that take a least 3 showers to get rid of that smell. Too many rules. If you looking for a good massage with nothing else. Pay the. 80 and go for it. My first and last time. Happy mongering.

G-man

[QUOTE=Galaxyman12; 1396522]Recently visited this independent provider located in Woodbridge. She works out of her townhouse. Not at all attractive. Uses scented oils that take a least 3 showers to get rid of that smell. Too many rules. If you looking for a good massage with nothing else. Pay the. 80 and go for it. My first and last time. Happy mongering.

G-man[/QUOTE]When this witch gets wind you posted a review she will harrass you via text messages and threaten all kinds of terrible actions! Also, when I saw her she let her child peek in while the massage was in progress! This witch should be locked up and her child should be taken from her!

I suggest everyone phone her and return the harrassment she has givein others over the years! She is a terrible witch and deserves all the worse!

[QUOTE=StartingOver; 1396811]I suggest everyone phone her and return the harrassment she has givein others over the years![/QUOTE]Assuming that you're sincere, this is an ill-advised suggestion since it constitutes illegal harrassment and, possibly, conspiracy to commit harrassment. The best payback, if she has given lousy service, is simply to post a straightforward, bruatlly honest review (with a photo, if possible) and warn others not to patronize her. The bad review will be sufficient to deprive her of many customers from this forum and perhaps other forums, as well. Just keep everything above-board and to-the-point. No harrassment is necessary, tempting as it might be.

RR

[QUOTE=StartingOver; 1396811]When this witch gets wind you posted a review she will harrass you via text messages and threaten all kinds of terrible actions! Also, when I saw her she let her child peek in while the massage was in progress! This witch should be locked up and her child should be taken from her!

I suggest everyone phone her and return the harrassment she has givein others over the years! She is a terrible witch and deserves all the worse![/QUOTE]Last time someone posted a review of her, she came on here threatening and haranguing everyone.

She has some good reviews on the oThER board; I wonder if she harassed guys into posting them.

[QUOTE=Bunker Buster; 1397026]Last time someone posted a review of her, she came on here threatening and haranguing everyone.

She has some good reviews on the oThER board; I wonder if she harassed guys into posting them.[/QUOTE]Dude looks like a lady.

[QUOTE=Obx1824;1395536]Also if you don't like a woman that talks, don't go, she will talk your ear off![/QUOTE]When I go in, some ladies love to interact, but most of the time I lie on the table, tune out the world, and soon I am done. Still have my ears to hold my glasses in place.

I am brand new to the forum. I have been a massage hobbiest for several years in another state. I want to show good will to the vets by posting some reports on a few of the independent providers I have seen so far in nova and moco.

[url]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/BodyRubs/150-special-_-best-russian-experience-22/5724295[/url]

I saw this one (Yana the brunnette). Kind of run down apartment in Arlington, but nothing to discourage anyone. Pic is relatively accurate, decent massage and typical nova finish. Touching allowed but no kitty. I'd go back but try the blonde Anastasia nxt time.

[url]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/BodyRubs/150-special-_-best-russian-experience-22/5724295[/url]

Julia: This is a probably the cutest chick I have gotten a massage from in a very long time. Pic not real but a very attractive Russian brunette. .7 for one hour. Gives great massage in Silver Spring, only problem is no extras as of yet. I have been twice and she kept me covered the whole time. I will go back again and push the issue a little more nxt time. She does do some "accidental" touches but nothing more. I'd be curious to see if anyone else has seen her?

[url]http://www.eros-dc.com/sections/washington_dc_massage.htm[/url]

Saw Linda right before Christmas. Pic not real of course, but surprisingly accurate. Hot Russian girl in private condo in Arlington. 2 call system and she gives you the code to get into the main lobby. Again, nice massage, clean private environment, typical finish with touching, again no kitty play. $$ per hr, so a little pricey.

As you can tell I am into white girls, especially the russians, so any recommendations would be appreciated.

I swore I wouldn't return but.

I was driving past on 395 and traffic backed up so I got off on Edsall. Their parking lot was empty on their end so I stopped. I drew Sookie. Average face. 30's or early 40's. With a really nice ass and tits no belly. Massage skills were so so but her BJ was excellent. I nutted off in her mouth after 5 minutes or so.

I dunno if I'll return. That place is too flaky.

Thing I hate is the way ALL of the girls have to leave the room multiple times during the session. I have had this happen every time I've been there. I would prefer that they stay in the room the whole time. I guess that is there modus operandi.

Was recently in the Herndon area and paid a visit to Honto. Only stayed for 30min but had a great experience with Tina. She's alot older than I perfer but her massage is incredible. She was a bit quiet at first and asked me alot of questions about my previous experiences at other places. But afterwards she completely warmed up. She took the message very seriously and did a fantastic job stretching me out and working out a few knots in my back. But just when I thought a massage was all I'd be getting this time around, she flipped me over and provided a pretty good starndard finish. No haggling over tip. Left. 6. The massage alone is worth a repeat visit.

WB

Bea in Kingstowne posts on CL, BP and CV. One review on the oThER board, but I don't have VIP access, so can't tell if the massage is any good, and if she's just Nova or anything more.

[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/thp/2891898093.html[/url]

[url]http://southernmaryland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/bea-the-massuese-the-vuluptuos-brazillian-beauty-32/4318451[/url]

[url]http://eroticservices.city[/url]

Vibe (dot) com / escorts. Php? Do=view&post=1133800.

703-863-5409

BB go to the northern va forumn and search for Brazilian and some of her reviews will come up. There is a review in the escort reviews.

[QUOTE=Bcw45;1399836]BB go to the northern va forumn and search for Brazilian and some of her reviews will come up. There is a review in the escort reviews.[/QUOTE][url]Http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?3960-Escort-Reports&p=1033773&viewfull=1#post1033773[/url]

Don't know why the review was in Escort Reports, or why I couldn't find it when I searched Bea. The search function seems to be hit or miss sometimes.

I believe the search function requires more than 3 letters.

Almost always an excellent time at the FCCC!

Saw Lilli today and she did a CG that almost knocked the wall down! She got off a few times while on the ride!

Fellas, Levitra is GOOD STUFF!

She rode and rode and finally collapsed backwards and I rolled on up and kept it going! Then some mish and then the congress fo the canine until I finally popped after some 25 minutes of steady pole in the hole humping! She got a hot wet towell for me and by the time she got me clean I was ready for round two!

However, only one round per session so I left.

On the way home stopped by one of the AMPs and had another round with a serious holder hottie.

Not too shabby for a guy going on 60.

Wife came home and I tapped her too!

Took a shower and I think maybe I would be able to go again except the rest of this old body is tired.

Go Levitra!

I cannot tell you which AMP I visited because they asked me not to tell.

JJ

[QUOTE=Sleazebum; 1401289]Almost always an excellent time at the FCCC!

Saw Lilli today and she did a CG that almost knocked the wall down! She got off a few times while on the ride!

Fellas, Levitra is GOOD STUFF!

She rode and rode and finally collapsed backwards and I rolled on up and kept it going! Then some mish and then the congress fo the canine until I finally popped after some 25 minutes of steady pole in the hole humping! She got a hot wet towell for me and by the time she got me clean I was ready for round two!

However, only one round per session so I left.

On the way home stopped by one of the AMPs and had another round with a serious holder hottie.

Not too shabby for a guy going on 60.

Wife came home and I tapped her too!

Took a shower and I think maybe I would be able to go again except the rest of this old body is tired.

Go Levitra!

I cannot tell you which AMP I visited because they asked me not to tell.

JJ[/QUOTE]Is it always just 1 pop at FCCC?

Whats the AMP JJ? Come on don't tease us man!

PC out

I really cannot say which AMP I visited so please do not ask me again since I DID promise not to say.

As for the FCCC. IF you are someone I have messaged with before AND you have over 100 posts to your name I will give the number to the FCCC. BUT. Know that if they learn who gives out the number that person will be banned from their facilities. For others, if you search my earlier posts going back over that last year or two and under both Escorts and Massage Parlor threads you will find the number as I have posted it at least once in the previous postings.

And. One pop per visit if it takes 2 minutes or an hour. Just one pop per visit there so I try to stretch it out. $160 each. I might serve to make more than one visit per day if the wallet can stand the strain.

JJ.

[QUOTE=Pcpc1688; 1402623]Is it always just 1 pop at FCCC?

Whats the AMP JJ? Come on don't tease us man!

PC out[/QUOTE]

I've never been there. Everytime I call that number I get hung up on.

[QUOTE=Sleazebum; 1402995]I really cannot say which AMP I visited so please do not ask me again since I DID promise not to say.

As for the FCCC. IF you are someone I have messaged with before AND you have over 100 posts to your name I will give the number to the FCCC. BUT. Know that if they learn who gives out the number that person will be banned from their facilities. For others, if you search my earlier posts going back over that last year or two and under both Escorts and Massage Parlor threads you will find the number as I have posted it at least once in the previous postings.

And. One pop per visit if it takes 2 minutes or an hour. Just one pop per visit there so I try to stretch it out. $160 each. I might serve to make more than one visit per day if the wallet can stand the strain.

JJ.[/QUOTE]JJ,

Man I have benn posting on this board for over 5 years. Perhaps the Levitra is messing with your memory LOL.

PC out

They say the memory is the third thing to go. I forgot what the first two things are.

JJ

[QUOTE=Pcpc1688; 1403309]JJ,

Man I have benn posting on this board for over 5 years. Perhaps the Levitra is messing with your memory LOL.

PC out[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sleazebum; 1402995]For others, if you search my earlier posts going back over that last year or two and under both Escorts and Massage Parlor threads you will find the number as I have posted it at least once in the previous postings.

JJ.[/QUOTE]Touche, my good man. The hunt begins! (and no hard feelings.)

Cudoos to the bum. The bum is the man.

Or is it pronounced bah-mm?

Went to Miko's in Chantilly. Older provider, nice lady, left Happy

[QUOTE=Sleazebum; 1401289]Almost always an excellent time at the FCCC!

Saw Lilli today and she did a CG that almost knocked the wall down! She got off a few times while on the ride!

Fellas, Levitra is GOOD STUFF!

She rode and rode and finally collapsed backwards and I rolled on up and kept it going! Then some mish and then the congress fo the canine until I finally popped after some 25 minutes of steady pole in the hole humping! She got a hot wet towell for me and by the time she got me clean I was ready for round two!

However, only one round per session so I left.

On the way home stopped by one of the AMPs and had another round with a serious holder hottie.

Not too shabby for a guy going on 60.

Wife came home and I tapped her too!

Took a shower and I think maybe I would be able to go again except the rest of this old body is tired.

Go Levitra!

I cannot tell you which AMP I visited because they asked me not to tell.

JJ[/QUOTE]Always nice to see you taking on new challenges LOL.

I believe the search function requires more than 3 letters. I found it, thanks

First post.

Went to spa off of 395 before you get to 495 leaving D. C. After having been told I had to wait 30 minutes elsewhere nearby.

Met mammasan at door and was led upstairs with her dog barking in disapproval. Met a nice older, maybe 40's maybe I don't want to know, masseuse.

Very detailed shower provided with all important areas completely prepared. Good sign.

Massage was terrible to the point of me thinking to ask her to stop. This always leads me to believe that there could be an expanded menu based on the fact that a massage is what I am suppose to be there for and it seems like, forgot to ask her name, has never done this before.

Expanded menu offered. Expanded menu accepted.

This was over two weeks ago so the intel probably has no value. I will do better moving forward.

Deez Ntz Says keep you friends close but your ntz closer. Seabreast Out!

Is Levitra better than generic Viagra? I only take 25mg Viagra these days to keep from getting bad headaches after a couple hours. No joke.

[QUOTE=Sleazebum; 1403434]They say the memory is the third thing to go. I forgot what the first two things are.

JJ[/QUOTE]

Never tried Viagara or Cialis or any of that other stuff. I have doctor prescribed Levitra and it keeps me up for as long as I want and then some! Maybe a slight headache but with my sinus problems it is not noticable.

Much lower dosage too. The pills I have are 20 mg and since that first day I take only half of one with great results.

JJ

[QUOTE=Volvos40;1405357]Is Levitra better than generic Viagra? I only take 25mg Viagra these days to keep from getting bad headaches after a couple hours. No joke.[/QUOTE]

I think this belongs some were other then here!

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?4229-Viagra-Reports[/url]

[QUOTE=Volvos40;1405357]Is Levitra better than generic Viagra? I only take 25mg Viagra these days to keep from getting bad headaches after a couple hours. No joke.[/QUOTE][url]Http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?6707-Levitra[/url]

[QUOTE=Sleazebum; 1405513]Never tried Viagara or Cialis or any of that other stuff. I have doctor prescribed Levitra and it keeps me up for as long as I want and then some! Maybe a slight headache but with my sinus problems it is not noticable. Much lower dosage too. The pills I have are 20 mg and since that first day I take only half of one with great results.

JJ[/QUOTE]
I do not use or need

This kind of chatter should be via PM only.

Anyway, just wait! Before you know it you too will be needing this stuff

Peace!

JJ

[QUOTE=A John; 1405746]I think this belongs some were other then here!

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?4229-Viagra-Reports[/url]

[url]Http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?6707-Levitra[/url]

I do not use or need[/QUOTE]

Another visit to the Peach Spa, after their "remodeling". They were closed for about a week it seems, but I didn't notice any new renovations or any changes in service for that matter. The massage was spectacular. This girl Ji-Nah was amazing at it. Popped my spine back into alignment and tense muscles felt like mush (I like a very strong massage). The flip was standard, nothing special, but I really needed a good rub.

Went to gng a few times, most recently last week. Private parking, back lot. Not attractive- 35+ chubby won't take top off, nova. Also had hannah- 35+ slimmer. Nova, clothed. Both 60.

Went to the moon in vienna. Back parking lot, many shops one could park at, seemed like a lot of traffic. However nobody out. As soon as inside, directed towards room. Been twice, a few days ago recently. Nina was about 35 yo, nice girl. Stopped about 5 min left and said "we have 4 min left, anywhere else?" offered brief resistance. Roaming allowed. 60 nova. Also had a chubbier girl with big guns, only outside roaming. Not great. I miss the fruit stand. Everything else is just not the same quality.

Gents,

After a few years out of the Beltway, my employer has seen fit to give me a week in the land of young spinner girls. Since my two ATF shops are gone, GBT and TGND, I'm in need of some recommendations. I've tried Blue Gems and liked them, but are there any better to be had?

Stay safe,

SG

Never been to this spot, so I decided to check it out. The facility is legit, but looks like they took a portable storage house and modified the inside. The walls did the reach the ceiling.

Got a massage by a middle aged Korean lady. Table shower was good, and she paid attention to the right areas.

Massage was a little above par, although the frequent interruption by the door bells started to get annoying. Also, I didn't like the fact that she kept the door slightly open when she exited to pick up phone calls.

Flip was interesting. The HJ was standard and didn't go beyond, but she'd lick the jewels at the same time which was nice.

Should have asked her name, but to be a return customer, the massage itself has to be top notch.