Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=BigGuy1977;6169448]In the past six weeks, I have see. Joy a few times. Each time was a great experience. The massage itself is not very good. But her attitude, horniness, and service after the massage always was great. No haggling. No complaining. Gave me all the services I wanted with eagerness. I called this week to make an appointment with Joy. Alas she has quit. A real bummer.

So I browsed this board and RTFF'd. I made an appointment to see Kelly. Absolutely terrible experience. Terrible. The massage itself actually is decent. But her poor attitude and poor service after the massage are the worst. Shorted me on time. Didn't provide the services she said she would for the overly haggled donation amount we agreed on. And complained after literally two minutes that I was taking too long. Such a turn off. And she is not very attractive at all. Don't see her. Not sure who is now a good option there. But definitely not Kelly.[/QUOTE]Has anyone got a trailer on joy, maybe still in the area? Damn. BTW what are Kelly's physical attributes.

[QUOTE=DCRaider;6169975]Has anyone got a trailer on joy, maybe still in the area? Damn. BTW what are Kelly's physical attributes.[/QUOTE]Kelly has very nice cup size C tits with big long nipples. She is short and has pretty eyes. Her personality is not like Sunny or Joy. Kelly is quiet and reserved until she gets to know you. I've been with Kelly many times since 2018 and she considers me a friend. She provides very good services and a good massage. She will provide rimming, BBBJ, and BBFS but YMMV. I have never asked her for DFK.

I hope that Joy comes back. IMO, Joy was one of the best that I've seen at an AMP. I'll miss her personality and very wet pussy. Good luck and take care.

[QUOTE=BigGuy1977;6169448]In the past six weeks, I have see. Joy a few times. Each time was a great experience. The massage itself is not very good. But her attitude, horniness, and service after the massage always was great. No haggling. No complaining. Gave me all the services I wanted with eagerness. I called this week to make an appointment with Joy. Alas she has quit. A real bummer.

So I browsed this board and RTFF'd. I made an appointment to see Kelly. Absolutely terrible experience. Terrible. The massage itself actually is decent. But her poor attitude and poor service after the massage are the worst. Shorted me on time. Didn't provide the services she said she would for the overly haggled donation amount we agreed on. And complained after literally two minutes that I was taking too long. Such a turn off. And she is not very attractive at all. Don't see her. Not sure who is now a good option there. But definitely not Kelly.[/QUOTE]I'm not certain what is going on with Kelly. I saw her several times a long while back and her service was great. When I heard she was back, I went to see her. We reminisced for a bit and got down to the purpose of the visit. At best it was "meh. " Maybe a case of burn-out? Whatever the cause, it was very disappointing.

I went to RL Therapy a few weeks back and asked for Bonnie, since I saw her once a few months beforehand and she was the body type I most liked. Plus from that first visit I knew she did BBBJ and didn't ask for the tip beforehand, both pluses for me. Anyway, she met me at the door (no mask this time!) and escorted me to the room, where she took my house fee and I undressed. We went to the shower and she was very thorough. We got back to the room and this is where it went a bit off the rails. I laid down and right away she asked me what I wanted. I said I'd like to start with a massage and then no FS (which I won't do) but yes to everything else. It was the most half-assed massage I'd ever gotten. Just a few pokes here and there and it lasted for maybe a minute. She then told me to turn over and asked for the tip. Total mood killer, but I got up and gave her $. 0. She asked if I wanted BBBJ or CBJ and I asked for the former, only to be told she needed another 20 for that. I begrudgingly gave it to her. The BBBJ was pretty good and the DATY was fine, but then maybe 20 minutes in (I had paid for the hour) she had me get up and did more BBBJ until I was ready. She then stops, gets some tissues and I finish with maybe a little CIM but mostly on the tissue. I dressed and was out the door in 30 minutes or so. For the first time, I saw another customer who leaving the shower as I was being escorted out. A little awkward! Anyway, given the change from my first visit with her, I'll be asking for someone else the next time I go.

[QUOTE=Fishfish23;6173812]I went to RL Therapy a few weeks back and asked for Bonnie, since I saw her once a few months beforehand and she was the body type I most liked. Plus from that first visit I knew she did BBBJ and didn't ask for the tip beforehand, both pluses for me. Anyway, she met me at the door (no mask this time!) and escorted me to the room, where she took my house fee and I undressed. We went to the shower and she was very thorough. We got back to the room and this is where it went a bit off the rails. I laid down and right away she asked me what I wanted. I said I'd like to start with a massage and then no FS (which I won't do) but yes to everything else. It was the most half-assed massage I'd ever gotten. Just a few pokes here and there and it lasted for maybe a minute. She then told me to turn over and asked for the tip. Total mood killer, but I got up and gave her $. 0. She asked if I wanted BBBJ or CBJ and I asked for the former, only to be told she needed another 20 for that. I begrudgingly gave it to her. The BBBJ was pretty good and the DATY was fine, but then maybe 20 minutes in (I had paid for the hour) she had me get up and did more BBBJ until I was ready. She then stops, gets some tissues and I finish with maybe a little CIM but mostly on the tissue. I dressed and was out the door in 30 minutes or so. For the first time, I saw another customer who leaving the shower as I was being escorted out. A little awkward! Anyway, given the change from my first visit with her, I'll be asking for someone else the next time I go.[/QUOTE]Some of what you say surprises me, other things don't. First, the massages at RL have consistently been crap, the only exception has been Kelly, but she is on my shit list and I won't see her again. Second, I have seen Bonnie about 10-15 times over the last 1.5 years and we have never discussed tip money, not even the first time. I've only discussed tip money at RL about 3 times since about 2018 even with new girls. RL is known to not haggle for tips, which makes me wonder if you did something to raise a red flag with Bonnie. Third, Bonnie shorted my time the first 2 or 3 visits when she first arrived so I stopped seeing her. At that time her personality was boring. Then, a few months ago she was the only option and she showed a bubbly personality and gave me my full 60 minutes. She quickly became my favorite for several months. Last, you and the other man were just unlucky to have direct sight of each other, RL is very careful to keep men separated inside the facility. It's virtually impossible to avoid contact coming or going on the sidewalk or parking lot (it’s even more awkward when using the back door).

[QUOTE=Horsetrader;6178624]Some of what you say surprises me, other things don't. First, the massages at RL have consistently been crap, the only exception has been Kelly, but she is on my shit list and I won't see her again. Second, I have seen Bonnie about 10-15 times over the last 1.5 years and we have never discussed tip money, not even the first time. I've only discussed tip money at RL about 3 times since about 2018 even with new girls. RL is known to not haggle for tips, which makes me wonder if you did something to raise a red flag with Bonnie. Third, Bonnie shorted my time the first 2 or 3 visits when she first arrived so I stopped seeing her. At that time her personality was boring. Then, a few months ago she was the only option and she showed a bubbly personality and gave me my full 60 minutes. She quickly became my favorite for several months. Last, you and the other man were just unlucky to have direct sight of each other, RL is very careful to keep men separated inside the facility. It's virtually impossible to avoid contact coming or going on the sidewalk or parking lot (its even more awkward when using the back door).[/QUOTE]I've been there about a dozen times, and this is only the second time someone wanted the tip upfront. It crossed my mind that this was a different person from the first time I saw Bonnie because the personality was so different. Time one she seemed much more inexperienced. When I asked for a BJ, she seemed to be confused as to what I wanted, but then dove in BB no problem. This time she had the routine down. She also seemed to speak better English this time. Given the similar body type, I don't think it was a different person, but I'm still not positive. And that first time wasn't that long ago. As for seeing a fellow patron, they were really busy when I left. There was a girl in front of the bathroom door, presumably blocking whoever was in there from coming out.

[QUOTE=Fishfish23;6178779]I've been there about a dozen times, and this is only the second time someone wanted the tip upfront. It crossed my mind that this was a different person from the first time I saw Bonnie because the personality was so different. Time one she seemed much more inexperienced. When I asked for a BJ, she seemed to be confused as to what I wanted, but then dove in BB no problem. This time she had the routine down. She also seemed to speak better English this time. Given the similar body type, I don't think it was a different person, but I'm still not positive. And that first time wasn't that long ago. As for seeing a fellow patron, they were really busy when I left. There was a girl in front of the bathroom door, presumably blocking whoever was in there from coming out.[/QUOTE]I'm sure that you got some other lady the second time. I've been with Bonnie a few times and she does not speaks English well and will never ask you for a tip. The description that you gave for the first time matches perfectly with my experience with Bonnie. I have to explain to her what I want and then she will dove in BB no problem. You probably got one of the new girls that speaks better English than Bonnie. My recommendation is to call before and ask for one of the ladies that have been working at RL for some time. You can ask for any one of the following ladies: Sunny, Bonnie, Monica, Kelly, Blu, Sarah, or Sue. Good luck and take care.

I go through phases of what I'm looking for at the AMPs and lately I've been hankering for a PAAG. A phat ass Asian girl. They don't have to be a beauty, skinny or small just have a nice big ass. I always was attracted to the tall and thick Korean ladies. Any recommendations in the Columbia, Jessup, Laurel area? Any info will be greatly appreciated and if you PM, I will keep that information private. Thank you!

[QUOTE=Jalb25;6180715]I go through phases of what I'm looking for at the AMPs and lately I've been hankering for a PAAG. A phat ass Asian girl. They don't have to be a beauty, skinny or small just have a nice big ass. I always was attracted to the tall and thick Korean ladies. Any recommendations in the Columbia, Jessup, Laurel area? Any info will be greatly appreciated and if you PM, I will keep that information private. Thank you![/QUOTE]I too have been on the hunt LOL. Not much found up this way but NOVA has a Party Girl Jenny or something like that. She fits the bill. At least the pics do. I haven't had a chance to pull the trigger yet. I thought someone reviewed her but I have not been able to locate it or one at all. Hope she's real.

Good luck. Report back if you find one.

[QUOTE=ArtistOfWar1;6180756]I too have been on the hunt LOL. Not much found up this way but NOVA has a Party Girl Jenny or something like that. She fits the bill. At least the pics do. I haven't had a chance to pull the trigger yet. I thought someone reviewed her but I have not been able to locate it or one at all. Hope she's real.

Good luck. Report back if you find one.[/QUOTE][URL]https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Washington-DC/Washington-DC/jenny_deluxe_ent[/URL]

I'm thinking this is who you're thinking of.

[QUOTE=BoMcC;6181752][URL]https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Washington-DC/Washington-DC/jenny_deluxe_ent[/URL]

I'm thinking this is who you're thinking of.[/QUOTE]Affirmative. I take PD reviews with a grain of salt.

[QUOTE=ArtistOfWar1;6181763]Affirmative. I take PD reviews with a grain of salt.[/QUOTE]The site has flavor I would love to see, your example especially, but for the price of any of those women. I'm eating cheese and crackers not filet. "Their price too high they need to drop it."

[QUOTE=DCRaider;6181854]The site has flavor I would love to see, your example especially, but for the price of any of those women. I'm eating cheese and crackers not filet. "Their price too high they need to drop it."[/QUOTE]Agreed. Every now and again you can find some one with realistic quotes. Mostly I use it as a cross reference. Once in a while I can splurge on a PD / Tryst girl.

Gents, am a rare poster but had an awful experience at Lotus this past Sunday. Apparently they have a new MMS and all I will say right now is that she will lie through her teeth. I was a fool and put the cash down before the girl walked in, learn from my mistake and just stay away. PM if you would like details.

Ain't really Asian talent in the areas you asking of. Unless you do AMP's (I don't do) you could check the massage section and hope for the best. Virginia is your best bet for Asians on regular sites. Here is Jade maybe she fits what you looking for. Her performance has gone downhill though according to reviews on LC. I don't trust PD reviews anymore so tread carefully. Be safe.

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[QUOTE=Jalb25;6180715]I go through phases of what I'm looking for at the AMPs and lately I've been hankering for a PAAG. A phat ass Asian girl. They don't have to be a beauty, skinny or small just have a nice big ass. I always was attracted to the tall and thick Korean ladies. Any recommendations in the Columbia, Jessup, Laurel area? Any info will be greatly appreciated and if you PM, I will keep that information private. Thank you![/QUOTE]