Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Bubba1979; 1192466]Was wondering if someone could help me out here. I have been to the Foot massage place on the north east corner of Alma School and Elliot about 5 times without any luck. I can't figure out whether its legit or not. One time they told me to take of my pants and I did but left my underwear on. Stupid I know.

Anyway, if anyone has tried it let me know, if not its only $29 for an hour of foot and body massage. [/QUOTE]Do they have private rooms?

If so, stripping 'til you're nekkid and a towel over you pretty much sets the tone for you. Or at least bottom free and cover with a towel. That's how it works in Lost Wages and Lost Angels.

[QUOTE=Okane; 1191738]Stopped by Sun Spa on Gilbert. The manager has been ill. Can't get a straight answer from her what's.

Going on. This place was terrific in the past.

Seems like since their raid by LEO in 2009, they are still afraid to re-open.

Even though on Rubmaps. Com, they list themselves as having a grand re-opening.

Just a heads-up, don't waste your time. Nobody there, even though the Open sign is lit. [/QUOTE]Stopped in a few weeks ago. Talked with her and she is not able to get anyone licensed to come work for her. Agree. Nothing there.

I drove by Fuji Massage, not a looker at the counter by anyone's standards.

Checked out Ext. And Baseline by the 7-11. Only older women. 50+.

Went to Baseline and Dobson, behind Coco's Cindy met me, nice C cups and looks I'd rate as 6+ out of 10.

Broken English, but since I came referred, she was happy to welcome me to.

The full menu. It was 103 outside when I walked in, would prefer the inside.

Of these AMPs be at least as comfortable as the supermarket. Most are too humid and warm for me.

So far, the only place I have found that keeps the A / C at a reasonable cool temp is Massage Max.

By the way, Massage Max has a new girl (one I have not met before) , Jeanine. Not sure what nationality. Somewhere between Asian, Hispanic and American Indian. Nice B+ cups.

That's my report for today, still looking to find a young beauty with real life knockers who is overly affectionate, but that's just me what I need. Maybe I'm trying to re-live my younger years, with young women!

Best Regards

[QUOTE=Bubba1979; 1192466]I did but left my underwear on. Stupid I know.[/QUOTE]WTF your no beginner? And now you've gone and deprived us all of an entertaining story! (not to mention ya prolly looked like a dork)

Hey Bubba,

Its a wonder I didn't run into you there but then I wouldn't know you unless you had "Bubba" sign on. I have been there quite a few times because of the price and I always had a great massage by May but that was all I could get. She would have me loosen my belt & unzip by jeans to massage my glutes but no playing around. I was never in a private room, always with 3-4 other massage chairs. I haven't been in a while because of neck trouble so I can't lay facing down w / o a regular massage table with the hole in it. (For my face!)

I just read a post here about a real cutie at Luxury. I haven't been there in a while but always willing to "push" the boundries to see what sup.

Just got back from Dallas and had a great AMP experience the day I left. What a nice way to start a trip back home.

[QUOTE=Thephnx; 1194614]Hey Bubba,

Its a wonder I didn't run into you there but then I wouldn't know you unless you had "Bubba" sign on. I have been there quite a few times because of the price and I always had a great massage by May but that was all I could get. She would have me loosen my belt & unzip by jeans to massage my glutes but no playing around. I was never in a private room, always with 3-4 other massage chairs. I haven't been in a while because of neck trouble so I can't lay facing down w / o a regular massage table with the hole in it. (For my face!)

I just read a post here about a real cutie at Luxury. I haven't been there in a while but always willing to "push" the boundries to see what sup.

Just got back from Dallas and had a great AMP experience the day I left. What a nice way to start a trip back home.[/QUOTE]Ah yes. May. I have had her a few times myself. She is pretty. I know what your talking about with your neck. Something about those chairs mess it up. Thanks for the response. My question is did you ever directly ask her to touch you? Did you ever touch her? Maybe thats what they are waiting for. Perhaps "Mydixiewrecked" can go in there like a bull in a China shop and demand extra's! Ha. You hear that Dixie? That is a direct challenge to your "monering" skills!

I think I will try again this week. Maybe pop a blue dog right before I go in.

Had another dream today with Yoko.

So nice with perfect legs and not an ounce of fat on that 27 year old body.

FIV, GFE etc. All wonderful. Have not felt with my finger how powerful a.

Kegle muscle can be for a long time. Girlfriends had babies and the VJJ was.

Never the same. Tight FIV with kegle muscles flexing was definitely worth the trip.

Man I wish I was younger. I became a monger late in life after becoming single again.

Just wanted to say,"God Bless the Kegle Muscle"

[QUOTE=Thephnx;1194614]I wouldn't know you unless you had "Bubba" sign on.[/QUOTE]Oh, I'd recognise Bubba. He'd be the guy with a lasso, a bridal, and a Jar of petroleum jelly. He'd have a brown paper bag over his head and his socks still on! LOL (and now we know he'd have his "friut of the looms" on too!)

Dropped by mid-town a while back. Things looked clean and friendly. Only one girl there it seemed slow. Once she started on the back, I reached over to feel some leg and let her know I was friendly. They felt like she hadn't shaved in a month. Yikes. Simple HJ offered and I accepted. Wanted to stay the hell away from the prickly legs.

I won't be going back there.

[QUOTE=MyDixieWrecked;1195129]Oh, I'd recognise Bubba. He'd be the guy with a lasso, a bridal, and a Jar of petroleum jelly. He'd have a brown paper bag over his head and his socks still on! LOL (and now we know he'd have his "friut of the looms" on too!)[/QUOTE]I'd put my money on Bubba being a "Sponge Bob" boxer man.

Guess I'll have to stop by the shop and ask. Should we get a pool going as to what the gal will say?

Saturday night I was looking for a good massage with a little fun. Looked to see if any good reviews about places near me since didn't feel like driving and was already 8pm. I first tried VIP massage off Val Vista, rang the bell and must've waken the only girl there, she still had drool on her face, not really a turn on and she didn't look like she was up for a good massage. I remembered having a good time at Higley Massage a while back so headed that way, was greeted by an ok looking girl, Jessica, prob mid to late 30s. She got me in pretty quick and asked me to get ready. No table shower offered, and since opted for 30 minutes didn't ask. She started the massage and I laid and enjoyed the shoulder rub for a few mins, I then rubbed her legs and wandered under the dress, she pulled away and asked "you want everything"I had only been a few mins into massage and was not yet aroused so just told her no, just a good massage. The massage continued, she was not into it, no teasing, poor massage, just not good. The flip came and she again asked and I just didn't feel it, I should have left but opted for the HE. Bad idea, there was major upsell, we agreed on fifty. It was not good at all, after the deed, no hot towel clean up, just tissue paper. No water offered, no small talk, no offer to help dress, she just folded towels like I wasn't there. As I was leaving she said "you come back," I turned around and said no it was terrible, she didn't seem to care so I just left. There are def better places to spend your money. Although YMMV

[QUOTE=Bubba1979; 1194782]. Perhaps "Mydixiewrecked" can go in there like a bull in a China shop and demand extra's! Ha. You hear that Dixie? That is a direct challenge to your "monering" skills! [/QUOTE]Bubba my friend, My mongerin' skills are just fine. It's my wallet skill that needs work. My fundage is keeping me in the streets right now and the massage doors are closed. At least for a bit for me. I find the street search

Thrilling. Been out there since 83 and can't believe my weiner hasn't fell off.

Soon I will be back in a parlours and show you that dis dog can hunt!

[QUOTE=MyDixieWrecked;1195129]Oh, I'd recognise Bubba. He'd be the guy with a lasso, a bridal, and a Jar of petroleum jelly. He'd have a brown paper bag over his head and his socks still on! LOL (and now we know he'd have his "friut of the looms" on too!)[/QUOTE]I appreciate the speculation of my undergarments by all interested parties. What is even more interesting is the lack of response and "getterdone" attitude regarding my fabled Foot spa.

I'm waiting for one "brave" monger to take the Bubba challenge and get some action out of this place. Someone has to pull the sword from the stone!

I wonder who the fabled monger will be.

Decent massage. With a nice older Asian lady. Hand finish. Thats about it.

If you google her number you'll land on a page that will get you $10 off.

She asked who recommended me. I quickly said 'Dan' and either she was.

Playing along, or my answer was correct. A bit too chatty, but worked out.

Some kinks in my back after a long weekend of physical outdoors activity.

Would I see again? Probably not. It was okay for the time / money spent.

But some of these recent $29 per hour legit places seem to be a better bargain.

If all you want is a decent massage.

[QUOTE=NoNameDefense; 1158338]Always advertised exclusively on CraigsList in therapeutic section. Recently she made a switch to BackPage adult section. So, I took a shot.

She is mature Asian lady located in Mesa. Unlike many of the mature ones at the parlors, there is no body fat here.

The oil used and the massage are very, very good. You get full time here.

I thought I might have gotten an intro special the first time, but I paid the same the second time and was not asked for more. She originally said a bath was available but I passed. So, I will not quote a price as your preference to time and service may vary. You can call her and see what she says.

If you are in physical labor, work out, or spend much time behind a computer, she will loosen you up.

Both times, I left loose and happy.

If you don't want to be exposed to the cameras that parlors always have or don't like the shakedown that goes with the tipping process, this one may have some appeal to you. [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Az Dude; 1196171]Decent massage. With a nice older Asian lady. Hand finish. Thats about it.

If you google her number you'll land on a page that will get you $10 off.

She asked who recommended me. I quickly said 'Dan' and either she was.

Playing along, or my answer was correct. A bit too chatty, but worked out.

Some kinks in my back after a long weekend of physical outdoors activity.

Would I see again? Probably not. It was okay for the time / money spent.

But some of these recent $29 per hour legit places seem to be a better bargain.

If all you want is a decent massage.[/QUOTE]I've been there as well. Similar experience. The turn-off for me was when she asked,"Do I have to do the HE?" jeeze. Then started it with a glove on!

Oh, and that's the name I gave her too. LOL