Massage Parlor Reports

Just went there today got a young korean great rack nice kitty shaved started with massage she asked if I wanted all I said hell yeah CBJ did any position I wanted licked her kitty dry was moaning and enjoying it I popped it cowgirl many pos.

[QUOTE=Mphelper909; 1800640]She is definitely the MILF you want to take for a ride. Very.

Personable and a great body. Started off with a light massage while I.

Stoked her very smooth legs and up to her butt. No G-string. A VERY good.

Sign. Whaddayawant? Everything. And it's game on. I immediately flipped.

And she went for stroking and licking the spoke. Then onto a very nice and.

Long BBBJ with lots of ball play. I moved that to some 69 and thoroughly.

Enjoyed the nice pussy. I was getting close so it was time to change.

Position before I popped. I went for some standing mish, then on to.

Regular mish. Lots of appropriate moans accompanied the nice performance.

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'Doc, you back there? Sometimes I feel like I'm just talking to myself over here and wasting my money.

Anyways, as I was saying (Big smile comes to face) my dad was a monger to behold. The girls in our hood all called him Jonnie Wad. He was a one man bukaki. Dad would pick up three girls at a time (stops a moment and sits lost in happy contemplation)."

So, there's this sex guide internet sight. On it we lost a guy similar to my father in his adept mongering skills and quantity. Now, I got to believe, and I got to hope that somewhere out there is a fledging Padawan taking notes and preparing to embark to become the greatest monger of our times. Just got to hope. '

'The other day I went to an AAMP (Alhambra Apartment Massage Place). I've been building up a rapport with the Mama-San. I call the place 'The Laundry Room. ' I met Linda here, the one with the stomach tat (smiling deep in reflection). A new girl opens the door and I walked in. I looked at her and suddenly I felt trapped. I couldn't walk away because I need the help and want the calls when they get the good ones. My head sunk and I did it."

'She said her name was Lulu an Oriental chick from China. 5'3', long black hair, early 30's, B-cups, and a round belly. Face was alright and youthful but that belly! 10 extra pounds at least. I showered and came out to find Lulu undressed to her black undies. I threw off the towel and jumped upon the bed. She got naked and began a nice massage, at first a little hard, then softer and more sensual. Lots of teasing. '

'Doc, got to warn you, this gets a little graphic. She spoke English well and asked me to flip. I grabbed her boobs and she kissed my earlobe. She rubbed her boobs up and down me from my cock to my face. She then went towards the little guys. She gave them little licks. Then bigger licks. Then she put the whole damn ball in her mouth. I guess she wanted more and just mouthed the sack and licked it while engulfed within. Felt good. '

'She pulled out a condom and put it in her mouth. I watched as she used her mouth to unroll the thing. She almost DTed me, though she couldn't put the last inch and a half in. I struggled not to grab her head and push it down the rest of the way. Then she said'

'You fuck me. ' Lulu got up, lubed her nether and laid supine sprawled out and ready.

'I jumped on her thrusting my Toni Sax all the way in. Her eyes opened wide and glazed over as she said, 'Wow too Big. ' I jack hammered her tight Bush. Slowed down, thereupon I sped up, building to a crescendo of mutual delight. Her moaning became louder. They turned into screams of something between pleasure and pain. I flipped her to Doggie and went back at it standing high and pile driving downward. When I felt like she couldn't take any more and we had worked up a little sweat, I turned her over for Mish and came deep in there. '

'She grabbed me closer and hugged me hard and held me. She squeezed her pussy rhythmically upon my manhood and moaned out a release of pleasure. ' The girl was a prettier version of the similiar below.

'You see, I just can't be the regular guy. '

I was hoping to get to the Avocado place that Dildo has discovered, but an unexpected call came up and I ran out of time, so instead I knocked something else off the bucket list and headed over a place in LA just over the city limits from Alhambra.

I'd seen them on BP and had driven by a few times, and had scoped out the lobby once. The neighborhood and signage told me for sure it would be an FS place.

So in the front door I go, and for the hh it's not the. 4 the sign says, but actually. 3. Nice to save a Hamilton, but it's a bad sign for FS. MMS, a 35-40 yo, turns out to be my provider. Soft music comes on, and she started an excellent massage, thorough and professional, so it was clear this hh would be a fine massage and TOFTT.

To my surprise, after quite a while she reached between my legs and under, for an unusual back-of-bag, back-of-the-shaft tease, quite something. Flip, and I got a HJ after all.

I think nothing else is on the menu, but recently my prediction ability has been close to 0, so who knows.

Lift Her Up.

Over the last couple of weeks I've sample some new providers (new to me) in the SEM area. At 123, I've seen 3 providers. One of them has potential to be an ATF. I went a couple of days ago to see if she was available and I was out of luck. So, I asked for a young girl. So, in walks S*are. She is indeed young, albeit, on the chubby side. I don't mind since lately I've been developing a bit of a BBW fetish. Anyhow, she is cute and very nice. She began the session with small talk, the usual conversation starters. I paid for half an hour, as I usually do with first time experiences. After about 10 minutes of a pleasant massage she asks me to flip. When I say flip, I mean everything flipped, attitude and all. The room suddenly became cold. Her English is limited, so she uses universal gestures to see if I want a HJ. I was actually looking for a BJ since I'd been able to secure them the last times I visited, so I pointed to her mouth and I was given a resounding,"NO! Me no do that." So, I said,"Fine. HJ then." And I proceeded to touch, and she pulled away and said,".1 more for touchy." I was beginning to get annoyed so I declined. Then, out of the blue she asks,"you no want f*" I wanted to be sure I heard correctly so I asked her to repeat. Again, she said,"You want f*" along with a gesture of closing both fists and making a pulling motion. I asked her how much. She held up one finger. I was not expecting the offer. And based on her attitude shift, I again declined. I went ahead with the HJ and tipped the usual. I've been to 123 several times, and this was the first time I was offered FS. Too bad it wasn't my potential ATF. I do not recommend S*are.

Hi all,

1st, Thank you all for the informative postings. After much reading and trolling, I learned much and have used what I learned with much success throughout the yrs. I do feel a bit guilty not sharing. So this post.

2nd, for those that don't bother to read and expect answer. Please read and do some research. Cursing and attacking the post will get you nowhere. If you don't do your homework and apply common sense, don't be disappointed when you get unsatisfactory result. Or like some would say, Read The Friendly Forum (RTFF).

3rd, I'd like to share my accidental finding in the SGV area as I do feel a bit guilty not sharing- see #1 above. Pizza used to have all toping, but due to its popularity it's Only one topping for the last yr+. As a result, I've been searching elsewhere in SGV for more topping and lower price. Found several private locs, but cost of 50% or more than pizza base price when you get all topping. Tonight (7/5/2013) , I found one with a lower price and various topping available! It's an accident that I found this place. Looking for a real answer for my lower back (hurt it playing basketball) , I went hunting (10:15pm) for place that open late in SGV as most getting ready to close. Accidently went into plaza near pizza, saw 'open' sign still lighted, walked in and asked if they still service. Mms said yes. I opted for 1 whole serving, she showed me room, and I got ready. In female wait staff came (10:40pm) as I waited on my belly. The appetizer was a big tease. Al carte served without any negotiation which was awesome! But, being first time here I choose same topping as pizza as I was not sure of the cost for all topping. After the delicious gourmet, she also spent time to make sure I got dessert that comes with my whole order. Which was surprising. As most places, including Pizza, they all want to send you away once finished with main course. After everything (11:33pm) , I went out and chat with Mms on pricing and menu as shop already closed while I was enjoying my order. Below are pricing specific in comparison to pizza. Using pizza price as baseline.

Same topping = 25% cheaper.

Full topping = 50% more.

L:5 (be:6 & f:4)

A:7.

S:7.

E:7.

R:Yes, will return to order other combo and dish from menu.

Please don't mess up pricing menu. Finding a good place with good food and cheap price is not easy. Accidental find is best when price is low and more topping available = win win situation.)

Happy hunting and stay safe.

New place off Valley, small but clean. Got L/:.2 BBBJCIM with a smile. YMMV so don't ask if I don't know you.

PC

[QUOTE=Dan69; 1808702]Hi all,

1st, Thank you all for the informative postings. After much reading and trolling, I learned much and have used what I learned with much success throughout the yrs. I do feel a bit guilty not sharing. So this post.

2nd, for those that don't bother to read and expect answer. Please read and do some research. Cursing and attacking the post will get you nowhere. If you don't do your homework and apply common sense, don't be disappointed when you get unsatisfactory result. Or like some would say, Read The Friendly Forum (RTFF).

3rd, I'd like to share my accidental finding in the SGV area as I do feel a bit guilty not sharing- see #1 above. Pizza used to have all toping, but due to its popularity it's Only one topping for the last yr+. As a result, I've been searching elsewhere in SGV for more topping and lower price. Found several private locs, but cost of 50% or more than pizza base price when you get all topping. Tonight (7/5/2013) , I found one with a lower price and various topping available! It's an accident that I found this place. Looking for a real answer for my lower back (hurt it playing basketball) , I went hunting (10:15pm) for place that open late in SGV as most getting ready to close. Accidently went into plaza near pizza, saw 'open' sign still lighted, walked in and asked if they still service. Mms said yes. I opted for 1 whole serving, she showed me room, and I got ready. In female wait staff came (10:40pm) as I waited on my belly. The appetizer was a big tease. Al carte served without any negotiation which was awesome! But, being first time here I choose same topping as pizza as I was not sure of the cost for all topping. After the delicious gourmet, she also spent time to make sure I got dessert that comes with my whole order. Which was surprising. As most places, including Pizza, they all want to send you away once finished with main course. After everything (11:33pm) , I went out and chat with Mms on pricing and menu as shop already closed while I was enjoying my order. Below are pricing specific in comparison to pizza. Using pizza price as baseline.

Same topping = 25% cheaper.

Full topping = 50% more.

L:5 (be:6 & f:4)

A:7.

S:7.

E:7.

R:Yes, will return to order other combo and dish from menu.

Please don't mess up pricing menu. Finding a good place with good food and cheap price is not easy. Accidental find is best when price is low and more topping available = win win situation.)

Happy hunting and stay safe.[/QUOTE]Thanks Dan, nice first report. I think I get were this place is at. Will try it soon.

Snubit

[QUOTE=Dan69; 1808702]Hi all,

1st, Thank you all for the informative postings. After much reading and trolling, I learned much and have used what I learned with much success throughout the yrs. I do feel a bit guilty not sharing. So this post.

2nd, for those that don't bother to read and expect answer. Please read and do some research. Cursing and attacking the post will get you nowhere. If you don't do your homework and apply common sense, don't be disappointed when you get unsatisfactory result. Or like some would say, Read The Friendly Forum (RTFF).

3rd, I'd like to share my accidental finding in the SGV area as I do feel a bit guilty not sharing- see #1 above. Pizza used to have all toping, but due to its popularity it's Only one topping for the last yr+. As a result, I've been searching elsewhere in SGV for more topping and lower price. Found several private locs, but cost of 50% or more than pizza base price when you get all topping. Tonight (7/5/2013) , I found one with a lower price and various topping available! It's an accident that I found this place. Looking for a real answer for my lower back (hurt it playing basketball) , I went hunting (10:15pm) for place that open late in SGV as most getting ready to close. Accidently went into plaza near pizza, saw 'open' sign still lighted, walked in and asked if they still service. Mms said yes. I opted for 1 whole serving, she showed me room, and I got ready. In female wait staff came (10:40pm) as I waited on my belly. The appetizer was a big tease. Al carte served without any negotiation which was awesome! But, being first time here I choose same topping as pizza as I was not sure of the cost for all topping. After the delicious gourmet, she also spent time to make sure I got dessert that comes with my whole order. Which was surprising. As most places, including Pizza, they all want to send you away once finished with main course. After everything (11:33pm) , I went out and chat with Mms on pricing and menu as shop already closed while I was enjoying my order. Below are pricing specific in comparison to pizza. Using pizza price as baseline.

Same topping = 25% cheaper.

Full topping = 50% more.

L:5 (be:6 & f:4)

A:7.

S:7.

E:7.

R:Yes, will return to order other combo and dish from menu.

Please don't mess up pricing menu. Finding a good place with good food and cheap price is not easy. Accidental find is best when price is low and more topping available = win win situation.)

Happy hunting and stay safe.[/QUOTE]Well, I thought I figured out which place this was. I've read reports on it before and they were all legit but the reports were about 5 months old so I figured maybe they changed. Went in tonight and got one of the most legit massages ever. Totally made sure everything was covered all the time and especially on the flip. No tease no nothing. Maybe it's not the same place as Dan was talking about but if it is, it was a Loose Loose situation for me.

Snubit

[QUOTE=Snubit; 1810210]Well, I thought I figured out which place this was. I've read reports on it before and they were all legit but the reports were about 5 months old so I figured maybe they changed. Went in tonight and got one of the most legit massages ever. Totally made sure everything was covered all the time and especially on the flip. No tease no nothing. Maybe it's not the same place as Dan was talking about but if it is, it was a Loose Loose situation for me.

Snubit[/QUOTE]Hmm, I'm fairly sure you went to the right place. I'm not sure if it's YMMV, but I intend to hit that place again tomorrow. Mms was very reassuring and even patted me below when I left that evening. I didn't even do much encouragement and cover was tossed aside before the flip.

[QUOTE=Snubit; 1810210]Well, I thought I figured out which place this was. I've read reports on it before and they were all legit but the reports were about 5 months old so I figured maybe they changed. Went in tonight and got one of the most legit massages ever. Totally made sure everything was covered all the time and especially on the flip. No tease no nothing. Maybe it's not the same place as Dan was talking about but if it is, it was a Loose Loose situation for me.

Snubit[/QUOTE]Did you go to Pacific Health Care? If you did, I've never gotten anything there but a pretty good massage.

[QUOTE=MusicDude;1810436]Did you go to Pacific Health Care? If you did, I've never gotten anything there but a pretty good massage.[/QUOTE]Not PHC, I have also never gotten anything from there but a good massage, that's why I haven't been there in awhile. I traveled the other way on Valley.

Snubit

Heard you guys talking about this for a while, finally made it down that way last week, three middle age ladies were working, one was younger but taller. Stupid me, went with the shorter oldie, thinking her skills might make up for the lack of eye candy.

She said her name is Mimi but I thought I heard others call her apple.

Went with the $25 / hhr to test out the water. Given it's a hhr session, the massage was understandably non existent. After 5 min I flipped myself. She moved to massage my head to which I redirected her to the correct head. She started jack hammering and would not follow simple instructions. Since I already had to use my closed eye imagination to keep myself high, but her lack of skills eventually killed my buzz.

On the way out, I gave her $10 to which she LOL. I smiled and left.

If only I can find a better looking gal, this place could indeed be the new pizza.

[QUOTE=Asgardian; 1811778]Heard you guys talking about this for a while, finally made it down that way last week, three middle age ladies were working, one was younger but taller. Stupid me, went with the shorter oldie, thinking her skills might make up for the lack of eye candy.

She said her name is Mimi but I thought I heard others call her apple.

Went with the $25 / hhr to test out the water. Given it's a hhr session, the massage was understandably non existent. After 5 min I flipped myself. She moved to massage my head to which I redirected her to the correct head. She started jack hammering and would not follow simple instructions. Since I already had to use my closed eye imagination to keep myself high, but her lack of skills eventually killed my buzz.

On the way out, I gave her $10 to which she LOL. I smiled and left.

If only I can find a better looking gal, this place could indeed be the new pizza.[/QUOTE]That's A. Usually gives a decent massage if you get the hr. I have gotten top access and others I have heard have gotten BJ's from her. She used to work at Royal. All older women there, no young ones.

Snub

[QUOTE=Snubit; 1810210]Well, I thought I figured out which place this was. I've read reports on it before and they were all legit but the reports were about 5 months old so I figured maybe they changed. Went in tonight and got one of the most legit massages ever. Totally made sure everything was covered all the time and especially on the flip. No tease no nothing. Maybe it's not the same place as Dan was talking about but if it is, it was a Loose Loose situation for me.

Snubit[/QUOTE]Went there 2nd time yesterday. It is YMMV. Mms and others will provide based on their comfort zone. I guess it pays or rather saves to be Asian and know some Chinese.

Funny story below.

[url]http://www.foxnews.com/world/2013/06/28/china-asks-if-happy-ending-massage-services-are-illegal/[/url]

[QUOTE=Snubit; 1810636]Not PHC, I have also never gotten anything from there but a good massage, that's why I haven't been there in awhile. I traveled the other way on Valley.

Snubit[/QUOTE]How far have you guys gotten with any of the girls there? The only thing I got there was me feeling up her legs and then a little grab, when she sat next to me after the flip. And this was after I saw the gal 3 times. (the first 2 times was strictly massage, I wasn't looking for anything).