[QUOTE=DoubleLife;6940312]Awe, c'mon GP, she's special. A "fall off the truck special". First of all, if you stand her in a corner there's two sides you don't even see. Put a cabinet on another side and all you got to do is fix up one side. Maybe some lacy clothes and heavy makeup and she could look as good as "new scratch and dent". So, stop picking on her. A little imagination and she's a dream girl. I asked an UTR beauty, "What do you do when the jon is ugly fat and nasty?" She said, "just close your eyes".[/QUOTE]Same as doing the saggy Old Lady at home, right?