Massage Parlor Reports

I have been fiendin for some big butt for a while now and decied to pay Yuri a visit around midnight Friday night. MS recognized me and greeted me warmly at the door. As I walk through the parlor I see Yuri sitting near the hall leading to the rooms. She looked a bit disturbed so I wondered if I had caught her on a bad night. I said fucked and resolved to bang her anyway. No other big booty options out there. As I left the parlor I noticed the remaining three girls looked busted. Nice bodies but thier faces did not attract me at all. Once in the room Yuri arrived she had a worried look of apprehension on her face which worried me. I felt that I may be in for a crappy session, something I never had with Yuri. She was very quiet which was very uncharacteristic of her. No sunny demeanor this time. She had to be prompted for conversation when normally she engages the client in conversation. We made our way to the shower where she gave me a half-hearted TS. Back in the room she undressed and I proceeded to worship her gratuitous booty by caressing and squeezing it. I gently careessed her arms legs and ass which she seemed to enjoy and warmed to. She was still uptight about something. Don't know if a monger gave her a bad time or something but whatever it was it fucked it up for everyone afterward. After my body worship. She lay me down for a CBJ. Don't know why but Yuri's CBJ does it for me great suction (not a vaccum mind you) and pressure IMO.

I turned her over for mish. Yuri is a vet but her pussy still has a wonderful feel to it. Lucky is the bastard who gets to hit it BB. I indulged myself with long strokes for a while to enjoy her contours. After 10 mins we repositioned for CG. She rode without her normal enthusiasm. Still physically pleasing but not the normal Yuri experience for me. I flipped her for the coup de grace; DS! DS with Yuri or Honey is an AMP experience that is not to be missed. I would be like going to Six Flags and not riding the newest and baddest ride there! Her pussy felt good from the other positions but I knee DS would be the capper. As I pounded awayma few of the normal pleasurable sounds Yuri makes escaped her lips. I alternated strokes until I bust a strong fullfilling nut. Too bad it was covered. Very uneventful departure. I asked if there was anything wrong and she replied that the day had been stressful. I left it at that.

L: 7 Most people have heard Yuri's description. Local asian girl who is losing her high school fresh looks. Lovely dark skin tone 5'4" or so. She had some wierd looking red highlights in her dark hair this time. And of course theres that booty. Most mongers don't care for Yuri's shape which is "properly" thick if I may say so. *

A: 7 Yuri was accomodating but her attitude was lackluster. Normally she makes you feel so comfortable but she was disturbed this round. I hope this doesn't dissuade other mongers as I feel I caught her on a bad day.

S: 8 Accomodating but not the full experiene I'm used to with her. Normally I'd mark her higher.

I'd repeat but I'd read the signs first. Standard damages.

RJ

Recon Night. Turns into Pre Cum Night!

This all didn't happen on the same night but here's what I saw.

GQ baby! Lindalicious looking oh so ono. Has anyone done the Yuri? This is not the same Yuri from last year. This one has a body that reminded me of Pepsi from VIP. She even has Pepsi's tribal tramp stamp above her ass. Face resembled Coco at 7 a little so pretty pretty. A "Coco-Pepsi" mix of hotness. I may just do her doggy for an hour, stare at her tribal & fantasize about Pepsi. Everyone else lookin as hot as always from the Jio to the Annie.

But soon as I saw Ivy I straight J. I. M. P. Daaaaamn. OMFG Ivy I just "Jizzed In MY Pants"

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY&ob=av3e[/url]

Once you guys see "them" you will know what I mean. Ivy then said she was gunna P. I. M. M.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJsQcnB6GC0[/url]

Kison. Thank you Kison. Sugar. She has "Million Proportions!" YES Did ya hear me. Milllion's proportions. I Jizzed in my Pants! Not Million's body but similar frame, bulid, curves. Not as tight or as toned as the Million obviously, but has the same slim tummy & same shaped booooobzah! Butt dimples on that ass. Has a tan as dark as Annie at GQ or Sisi at Tokyo Spa. Hair is like Annie GQ too. Just above the shoulder but not a bob cut. Very thick & poofy like Annie's unlike Million's hair right now. Even though I was not staying she was kind enough to show me that LFK is on the menu hehe. Attitude 10! Skin is very soft too. Like mmmh mmmh young soft. And Oki Chimpo was spot freakin on with the face comparison to Danny Devito's GF in the movie Twins LOL. Spot on.

Miyako at Kison is good for anyone who wants tall & lanky. Very long lean tummy. Nice enough body. Past descriptions are pretty accurate.

Sandy. Whaaaaat?

Tokyo Spa. Where did the skinny girls go? Miki is too thicky. & 1 was bigger than Miki. & 1 was bigger than both combined. So obviously I dunno the names. Then theres Eva, who looks as big as Eva LOL but what a face. Very sexy face Eva. Please don't look at me. Jina is the only skinny girl there. But Seven. Ohhh Seven. She must loooove her job. She must play with any guy she wants. On the stairs, by the couch, at the room door, in the kitchen, in the TS by the kitchen, she will play with your green eggs & ham & grab it with her hand. Am I right or what guys? Seven took my towel off to play with Jr. & then I Jizzed In My Towel! I am only going TSpa when mama Seven is working. She is a very NICE mamasan. Gives me soda even on recon nights LOL.

So, I was wondering who are the best riders? Both covered and BB? Who has the best stamina and when you say that, put down how long 5? 10 min? Best technique?

I prefer those that ride the pole up and down as compared to those that like to grind.

Yo,

All covered, for me the best pumpin done by the G O .Gio. She pumps and grinds real hard, and I usually don't get my monies worth because she works hard and sweaty for 15 min max. LOL. Premature shooting. Nice hot, tight pussy.

I've had nice deep, hard grinding by the Julie / Jackie-she also works herself hot and sweaty, but I last much longer with her-pussy not as tight as the Gio.

The Million tries to pull the cover off as she's squat pumpin, but she no last that long.

Jb

[QUOTE=Crouchingtiger; 1447445]So, I was wondering who are the best riders? Both covered and BB? Who has the best stamina and when you say that, put down how long 5? 10 min? Best technique?

I prefer those that ride the pole up and down as compared to those that like to grind.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Crouchingtiger; 1447445]So, I was wondering who are the best riders? Both covered and BB? Who has the best stamina and when you say that, put down how long 5? 10 min? Best technique?

I prefer those that ride the pole up and down as compared to those that like to grind.[/QUOTE]I'd have to say Jio (she is currently at GQ?) , she does the full 360 around the pole. Those who like the grind may see Hana, also at GQ. She gives a deep massage as she has had some formal training.

Yeah buddy!

I did a report on ivy she is straight hotness sooooo tall tits are so nice! She's a rusher though she will try to make you blow in 5 minutes and have you out in 6!

Yuri is a animal of her own! She's got good service and is a great fuck.

On a side note has any one seen the hidden tile door in the TS room? Just in case of a LEO raid they can slip in there to avoid arrest.

[QUOTE=Splooge McDuck; 1447331]Recon Night. Turns into Pre Cum Night!

This all didn't happen on the same night but here's what I saw.

GQ baby! Lindalicious looking oh so ono. Has anyone done the Yuri? This is not the same Yuri from last year. This one has a body that reminded me of Pepsi from VIP. She even has Pepsi's tribal tramp stamp above her ass. Face resembled Coco at 7 a little so pretty pretty. A "Coco-Pepsi" mix of hotness. I may just do her doggy for an hour, stare at her tribal & fantasize about Pepsi. Everyone else lookin as hot as always from the Jio to the Annie.

But soon as I saw Ivy I straight J. I. M. P. Daaaaamn. OMFG Ivy I just "Jizzed In MY Pants"

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY&ob=av3e[/url]

Once you guys see "them" you will know what I mean. Ivy then said she was gunna P. I. M. M.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJsQcnB6GC0[/url]

Kison. Thank you Kison. Sugar. She has "Million Proportions!" YES Did ya hear me. Milllion's proportions. I Jizzed in my Pants! Not Million's body but similar frame, bulid, curves. Not as tight or as toned as the Million obviously, but has the same slim tummy & same shaped booooobzah! Butt dimples on that ass. Has a tan as dark as Annie at GQ or Sisi at Tokyo Spa. Hair is like Annie GQ too. Just above the shoulder but not a bob cut. Very thick & poofy like Annie's unlike Million's hair right now. Even though I was not staying she was kind enough to show me that LFK is on the menu hehe. Attitude 10! Skin is very soft too. Like mmmh mmmh young soft. And Oki Chimpo was spot freakin on with the face comparison to Danny Devito's GF in the movie Twins LOL. Spot on.

Miyako at Kison is good for anyone who wants tall & lanky. Very long lean tummy. Nice enough body. Past descriptions are pretty accurate.

Sandy. Whaaaaat?

Tokyo Spa. Where did the skinny girls go? Miki is too thicky. & 1 was bigger than Miki. & 1 was bigger than both combined. So obviously I dunno the names. Then theres Eva, who looks as big as Eva LOL but what a face. Very sexy face Eva. Please don't look at me. Jina is the only skinny girl there. But Seven. Ohhh Seven. She must loooove her job. She must play with any guy she wants. On the stairs, by the couch, at the room door, in the kitchen, in the TS by the kitchen, she will play with your green eggs & ham & grab it with her hand. Am I right or what guys? Seven took my towel off to play with Jr. & then I Jizzed In My Towel! I am only going TSpa when mama Seven is working. She is a very NICE mamasan. Gives me soda even on recon nights LOL.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Punani Pirate;1447517]On a side note has any one seen the hidden tile door in the TS room? Just in case of a LEO raid they can slip in there to avoid arrest.[/QUOTE]Good. Now LE will know where to look.

[QUOTE=T6650;1447655]Good. Now LE will know where to look.[/QUOTE]LMAOROTF!

There goes the neighborhood, dust in the wind.

So much for that secret door.

LOL. You dummy

[QUOTE=Crouchingtiger; 1447445]So, I was wondering who are the best riders? Both covered and BB? Who has the best stamina and when you say that, put down how long 5? 10 min? Best technique?

I prefer those that ride the pole up and down as compared to those that like to grind.[/QUOTE]Yep, no other chick can go, like the G G G-O / The Cowgirl Compass is the best spinner we know,

Hops on for the ride, Cowgirl staring in your eyes / Mostly goes up & down, she hardly ever grinds,

Plus she wiggles & jiggles while bouncing at the same time / Then turns clockwise & fucks facing to your side,

Her Reverse Cowgirl just feels the best / Especially when she leans back with both hands on your chest,

Then she hits the hydros facing to the South West / Strattles your right leg & puts your dick to the test,

Can you hold your load before she gets back to facing you / Cus Its another 5 minutes of Cowgirl if you can make it through!

Finally got back to the Jio. She made my dreams come true during foreplay, then gave me a very improved Condom BJ. She picked up some new tricks since I last had her. Head swirling, slurps, tongue wigglies, soft perfect for my taste suction & BLS with sexy moans. Gets more aggressive & sucks harder after a while. Changes up her technique, I like that. A few BJ positions for about 8 mins & it was time for that Jio specialty."The CG Compass" She is hands down the best ride I ever had. Probably my favorite fuck ever. Ever Ever Ever. Others can suck better, but none can ride better IMHO. Jio has never had to finish me with a HJ. That poon tang is kryptonite. Other girls on top are like NBA regulation games. The Jio on top is like an And1 streetball game. She got dem spin moves with swagg. Hot Sauce, The Main Event, The Professor of dick riding. AO G-O. Come to think of it. Next time I gutta try see if Jio can pull an "Air Up There" 720 dunk. Spin 360 2 times on me.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkrkUVbz7Rk[/url] Siiiiiiiiick!

She's a bouncer. She has never squat humped me. I prefer the ass bounce over squats. I don't cup her boobs in CG. I cup her by her ribs that are sticking out. I dig my thumb into her "six pack" thats the 3 rib bones on her left & the 3 on her right. The outline curves of the sides of her body are in 3 parts. Boob curve, rib curve, then the skinny, slim, pin thin, sucked in, tummy curve connecting to a waist that is so tiny. This is how I measure waists now. I get them in doggy, grip my four fingers on the left & right of their waists / hips then try & touch my 2 thumbs together at the top of their butt. I look & see how much space is between my thumbs. With Jio, I can touch thumbs baby! Yeah, I need "grip the waist & touch thumbs" skinny from now on.

She starts the CG by kind of circle grinding as she is bouncing. Wiggles & Jiggles. It feels similar to a BJ with the head swirling. She does this thing where she only works the head to. Just the tip. Its a very hot tease before she starts to pick up the pace & starts slammin & jammin with the bouncey bouncey. Hands on your chest, upper body still & motionless as that ass is doing all the work. Then she turns to the left of you. Facing East she just keeps bouncing. The feel of her already tight tight nani while it is a "horizontal smile" like this is incredible. U feel her right buttcheek slam your balls & her left cheek slam your pelvis. Then she does some booty poppin RCG. Arched back with her buttcheeks so round they look like triple D cup boobs bouncing. She leans back, puts both hands on your chest & you guessed it. More bounce to the ounce. No grinding. Just on her toes making her go. I cannot decide which version of RCG I like better. She then hits the South West position by putting her right leg on the outside of your right, & her left leg in between your legs. Strattling your thigh & riding hard. She must have strong thighs, calves & toes. I completely dead fished this chick, laid there & stayed there completely still while she did all the work for a solid 10 minutes. She finally completed the spin by ending with more CG. I helped her out by fucking back a little. All I heard was the smackity smack of ball sack slaps. The sound of the 2 finger to the palm clap.

Finished after about 5 mins of doggystyle. After I busted I sat back nearly sitting on my toes & stayed still as Jio kept thrusting herself back at me. She stopped, looked at me in the mirror & gave the most naughtiest devilish laugh & started pumping again. So I sat straight up on my knees again & started fucking her more till I couldn't handle. Honestly hard to decide which is my fave position with her. Doggy, CG, Side CG, RCG, South West CG. Very hard to pick a winner there. She also gives my new favorite massage. Mr "no need massagey" says do not pass on the massage. Had me feeling like rubber. Fuck having just wobbly legs. I had wobbly body, head to toe. She literally works from head to toe. Back of the head, neck, shoulders, back, arms, HANDS, butt, thighs, legs, TOES. Head to hands to toes. Since mama don't knock mama yells time, Jio acts like she doesn't know mama means us. She keeps massaging till she feels her work here is done. This is "relaxation" at its finest by one of the finest of the fine / I just wish she was all mine.

[QUOTE=Punani Pirate; 1447517]Yeah buddy!

I did a report on ivy she is straight hotness sooooo tall tits are so nice! She's a rusher though she will try to make you blow in 5 minutes and have you out in 6!

Yuri is a animal of her own! She's got good service and is a great fuck.[/QUOTE]Yeeeeeaaaah buddy!

No, no, no bro. I meant you should see Ivy NOW. Upgrades! Man Mades! Whoooowee! I mean, if you thought she was straight hotness before. OMG I just "Jizzed In my Pants" LOL. I have always thought she was top 10 hottest but now with tits like The Sindi, she has cracked my top 5. It was just reported in the GQ thread that we will have to wait about a month to take her new friends out for some Russian.

Yup. Just saw her last week. Great CBJ, almost finished but had to try the kitty. Thick girl with great DD's and can take a pounding with no complaints. Not much of a backside so woukdnt recommend K9. Mish and CG The best.

[quote]Is Mimi still there?[/QUOTE]

Anyone know whether Didi is still floating around somewhere? There were sightings in Jan / Feb at Goi or CHM. Anyone seen her lately?

Mahalo.

Gherkin

[QUOTE=Slide Hammer;1447728]LOL. You dummy[/QUOTE]ROFL! Yuuu-Guyyys :) Glad I'm not the only Babooze.

[QUOTE=Eman007; 1447665]Mean The Dope.

LMAOROTF!

There goes the neighborhood, dust in the wind.

So much for that secret door.[/QUOTE]LMFAO so hard. I dunno why, but,"Mean the dope" was the funniest thing I read today hahahahaha.

Uhhhh, I have no memory of this door you guys speak of. There is absolutely no secret door in the TS. Tiles? What tiles? *wink wink* That guy must have been drunk & seeing stuff yeah. Or on dope LOL.