Hey fella's, I've been a member here for a while and been scanning the threads looking for good scores but seeing as how this is my first report I decided to take one for the team and go with some random CC backpage add.
[url]http://honolulu.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/meet-our-sexy-and-cute-masseuses-fenny-today/3167828[/url]
As my title states, this is definately not the girl in the picture. (FYI I wasn't really expecting the picture) When she opened the door I thought it opened by itself then I looked down. OK not exactly a midget but short as hell. That's kinda cool but I was really in the mood for some long legs that could have squeezed the life juices out of me with ease. Chinese lady, judging by lack of english, she probably has not been here long. The small talk was ok except she was quick to tell me all of her troubles. Little did she know that I'm a professional Monger on an international level. I have been to Korea, Japan, Germany, Russia Phillipines Guam Mongolia etc. And have enjoyed the company of many ladies so I have heard all of the stories. Yah it sucks I wish all the best for your in your future endeavors but just start with the CBJ already jeez.
Later one when she took her blouse off it turned out she was a little on the hefty side and only in the midsection. That was kinda unattractive and stopped frequently to answer the phone. When she tried to do the whole "seductive" voice thing, (which was pretty good actually) she would just stop and ask about the money or time.
Ok enough of the bads. I will say she is a champ when it comes to her Oral skills. I was quite impressed after all the bad. I almost blew my load there, but I got a look at her pussy and saw it was tight as hell so I held out. Dined at the Y for a bit with 69. As I thought her pussy was tight as hell but holy shit, dead fish much? There was nothing going on on her part, not effort what so-ever. Only did Mish and CG, and as expected with most asian women, she couldn't take it all for very long. After about a half hour of treadin pussy, I got frustrated and DESTROYED that pussy. Finally I started feelin bad for her and stopped and let her finish with a HJ. Thanks to her smally tiny, very shallow pussy, I really couldn't work up Jr. Enought to get off so she did the HJ thing. That she is relatively good at though she got tired after a few minutes but finally busted and even got some on her face unexpectedly =) I wouldn't be surprised if she retired after tonight.
All in all, was very typical with more toward the lower end of the totem pole, would rate 3/10 and will not repeat unless I'm slummin.
Hope this wasn't too much and I know it's kinda unorganized but I like to be as descriptive as possible because if the word gets out that she's a terrible lay, her pimp will replace her with perhaps someone closer to the lady in the picture! That and I hate it when I waste my money on shit like this and don't want you to either. If anyone could be so kind as to PM me the details of a real Gem that would be much appreciated and the favor would be returned in kind when I find one. Thanks guys.
