Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=HanginBalls;4867349]Can't remember for some reason. Somewhere south. Twas a few years ago. I remember going to her condo near Tinley for a 2nd date. Same good time. 3 x for two hours (stayed overnight). Funny thing is. I do remember walking out with a black eye because she was mad I shot off before she did. The look on her face was priceless when I fell limp inside her (she was really working on her cumming). She had that look like I stole her candy. So, I laughed. Then whack!! She did apologize and she eventually got off, but at the time it was humorous. I'll never forget the longest nipples from a lady with no tits and still stinky coochie!! At least her breath smelled good!! LOL!!

If I find her digits I'll pm you.[/QUOTE]I'm guessing you saw Azia, 50-55 ish Filipina. If so, I've kept up with her (and her endless life drama, insert eye roll emoji here) but she hasn't been taking customers in a long time. At least that's what she tells me. Not much to look at, but she was a lot of fun back in the day.

[QUOTE=MwmChicago;4867187]Saintchuck, I'm a member since the late 80 and have many reviews. Had 7-800 under an old handle but lost PW and stated this one some years ago. So I'm just looking to bang some old married Chinese ladies. Any help would be much appreciated. I can send my # via PM if you are willing.

Thanks![/QUOTE]So WeChat is just a Chinese messaging app right? I haven't seen any providers advertise they use it? Maybe I just need to ask at my next appointment.

[QUOTE=ReadyForRub;4867013]It's nothing more than your privacy protection from the CCP. Don't worry. What could go wrong?[/QUOTE]Next time you're at an AMP ask the provider if she's on WeChat and have her help you with the signup. Then you'll have your first contact too.

-w.

[URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/51346[/URL]

So decided to TOFTT and try out Rose from CR. Now I fully realized no comments no one tried her that it was HIGHLY likely the pictures weren't of her. Now I've said before I've had literally mixed luck tried 3 girls from there 1- girl was her pictures, 1-girl wasn't but was close, the 3rd was no where near accurate. Now unfortunately Rose falls under the not even fucking close category. Thank god I only did the HHR but massage was terrible but usually expected Standard finish left a lot to be desired very mechanical and awful technique, looks weren't even in the ball park unfortunately. This experience basically ruins it for me with every other girl their minus the one who visits I forget her name. But entire "ROSE" experience was awful 3/10 won't repeat.

[QUOTE=TheRedStar;4867166]Can you inbox or share this place it's been a while since I had fun like that.[/QUOTE]I need in on this action as well, please send inbox info.

I'm looking for a place where I can get a decent massage. I see most places are open now, just requires you to wear a mask. I've got all the Chicago Avenue spots nearby. Just looking for a name so I don't go in blind and get a rub down and actually get my back worked on. I'm looking at oki doki or Sunkiss. Both places have therapists that know and don't know how to give a quality massage.

Anyone try her?

Legit or extras?

[URL]https://instagram.com/alisonlove01?igshid=14dx45uxx6rlv[/URL]

Had a bit of time so went over to Belmont, had a few recommendations to check it out. Unfortunately, it would seem I drew the short straw as there was a petite cutey (Sally or Sunny?) but luck of the draw gave me Judy. This was after a lengthy 25 minute wait, which refers to the title as it was insanely busy before the afternoon. Probably a 5/10 on the looks, but the L1 was actually pretty nice. Only go for the HH as the hour is more like 40 minutes. Stay safe and healthy out there.

[QUOTE=Casper27;4870587]I'm looking for a place where I can get a decent massage. I see most places are open now, just requires you to wear a mask. I've got all the Chicago Avenue spots nearby. Just looking for a name so I don't go in blind and get a rub down and actually get my back worked on. I'm looking at oki doki or Sunkiss. Both places have therapists that know and don't know how to give a quality massage.[/QUOTE]When actually looking for a legit massage with someone who knows what they are doing I just go to Massage Envy. When I don't care about the massage but go for other things that's when I hit the AMP's. Long ago I gave up trying to get a great massage out of an AMP. Works for me.

[QUOTE=SideTalker;4866942]Anyone been to elegant / millipede on grand recently? No signage at all.[/QUOTE]Jessica from here is at River West Spa, far as I know, but if anyone has an update on Claire's whereabouts, would love to hear.

[QUOTE=Thirsty28;4862586]Anyone know her contact info? Sxl was very relaxing and a great massage. I'm trying to contact juju did she move from SXL?[/QUOTE]Yesterday was her first day back. I think she said she's working today but generally will take Fridays off.

[QUOTE=Casper27;4870587]I'm looking for a place where I can get a decent massage. I see most places are open now, just requires you to wear a mask. I've got all the Chicago Avenue spots nearby. Just looking for a name so I don't go in blind and get a rub down and actually get my back worked on. I'm looking at oki doki or Sunkiss. Both places have therapists that know and don't know how to give a quality massage.[/QUOTE]Try Ivy at J W Rejuvenating Massage (formerly Tao) at 2625 W Chicago Ave. She's definitely taken legit massage training.

[QUOTE=AvgJoe;4870888]When actually looking for a legit massage with someone who knows what they are doing I just go to Massage Envy. When I don't care about the massage but go for other things that's when I hit the AMP's. Long ago I gave up trying to get a great massage out of an AMP. Works for me.[/QUOTE]It's hard finding one and then being able to go back long term. I was seeing this petite thai woman at princess on Milwaukee Ave. She gave a great massage with stretching and included some great teasing / build up along the way and then L1 later on. That was some time ago, she stopped working there and I stopped going.

[QUOTE=Fit312;4871476]Try Ivy at J W Rejuvenating Massage (formerly Tao) at 2625 W Chicago Ave. She's definitely taken legit massage training.[/QUOTE]I've been there recently in the past few weeks. What does Ivy look like? I was passed off to a younger looking one the last time I was there. The massage was mostly just a rub down. I haven't been back since but did get a text from there.

[QUOTE=Casper27;4870587]I'm looking for a place where I can get a decent massage. I see most places are open now, just requires you to wear a mask. I've got all the Chicago Avenue spots nearby. Just looking for a name so I don't go in blind and get a rub down and actually get my back worked on. I'm looking at oki doki or Sunkiss. Both places have therapists that know and don't know how to give a quality massage.[/QUOTE]Try a private masseuse!!

A looooooong time ago I went to a sports masseuse! Yes, I was a jock back then. I was a good boy the first few visits. The fourth visit we had discussed my personal life. I told her I had recently broken up with my g / f. She asked me what is it the most you miss about her? I then flipped over (still wrapped in towel) exposing a tent! She said," Joe, I do not do those type of things and would appreciate if you would not do that again"! I asked her about her personal life and she told me she's been divorced for 18 months and still getting over it. Next visit same thing. A week later I came back and she yelped," Geez! Again!! I'm going to have to ask you not to come back or relieve yourself before you come"! Couple weeks go by and I set up an appointment with her (BTW. She's, 37,5'7" 150# with 38 DD's about a 6 in looks). She tells me a repeat like that cannot happen again and to please abstain from arousal! I get there and about a half hour later I flip and she goes," Geez! WTH! I told her I'm sorry I didn't expect this to happen I relieved myself 15 minutes before I came here. What can I say? I'm turned on by you and by the looks of your shirt, you are too"! She looks down and immediately drapes her arm across her chest hiding her protruding nipples. "You have to leave", she commands! I dress, apologize and leave (I still had a half hour left).

A few days later she calls me up and says, " She owes me a half hour and is available". I jack off, shower and I'm at the door in a half hour. I offer her another fifty and ask for the full hour. She graciously accepts and I'm on the table. She works on my back and then the flip. She has a look of relief as I'm flaccid. She works on my legs for several minutes and out of the blue she yelps, " What? No blood flow today" I wryly smiled and told her I took care of that today! She continued on, but felt a little finger tip brushing my balls. Felt nothing of it and she continued on. A few minutes later I felt another light stroke. I started percolating but she continued on non-chalantly. Another few minutes and I was at full attention! She barks, " I see you're up to your old tricks again" I apologized and she asks," What is causing you to be so verile"? As she again "accidentally" lightly strokes my balls. "Is it these"? She asks. She then unbuttons her shirt, unclasps her bra and exposing her bountiful breasts to me! "You like what you see, Joey"? Before I could respond she lifted off the towel andexclaimed,"Oh yes! I see you're happy" I'm throbbing and precum is streaming down my shaft! She glides a finger up my shaft, scooping the pre-cum and rubs it on her chest! I told Holly, " Jeezes! I'm going to cum"! She grabs the base of my cock, squeezes hard and says, "Not yet, Joey. You have some work to do".

So, yes! There is a possibility of getting a therapeutic massage with a happy ending!! .