Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=VampireWeekend;1681839]Actually KiP you're wrong. The review was accurate and was not made to cause harm and grief for the spa. I have spoken to several other mongers who had frequent the great white tiger and have reported the same kind of service about that particular provider and so-so performance from the other. This is not the time for them to do this. Just because they're the only game in town doesn't mean you do what you want. This is a service and the best service must be for all and at all times. I can understand a bad day but I will not and would accept a bad attitude. It doesn't matter if they welcome him back with open arms. But I will agree with that PMing is the best. I like phishing so I'll post something to see what or who will bite and then open up the treasure to share with others. Hey Pastor Dave, I hope things are going well with your little group. I've heard there's a little storm cloud brewing over the horizon for you. Maybe God is going to send you guys a message in a form of a meteorite that will bowl you, your church, and your misaligning, misformative human rights / trafficking group. Don't use the children as you already do to hide behind. Your acts will not be forgiven anytime soon because your and MDOV true intensions will be revealed as a ploy to get money. Enjoy while you can and make sure to have a rope for your soap.[/QUOTE]According to the story on tribtodaydotcom they just were awarded 300, 000. 00 for operating expenses from the Wean Foundation. Happy Mongering.

Can't wait for a Cookie. Thank you guys for the many posts through the years, I enjoy almost daily reading the Forum and have been very thankful for the feedback over the years. I'll thank you again I'm sure after grabbing a Cookie.

[QUOTE=TwistedBrother;1710461]I suppose I should be more sensitive to what hobbying and posting must be like in a post-apocalyptic community, but you guys slay me. I read about 20-30 posts in this forum and can't stop shaking my head. Cookies?[/QUOTE]

Well said, fellow monger, well said! ;)

Hey, if any of you can get up to see us in Lansing, you can enjoy your former legend from 4S, Lisa/Mikki. We know that we are indeed fortunate to have had her licking, gobbling, cream-filled, porn-star-wannabe self in our midst for a few years.

May you thrive again, former AMP Heaven!

[QUOTE=PhlipPhlop;1710697]What was not long ago the Disney of the Midwest, we now find ourselves with more time on our hands. Before we were deciding which park, which ride now its crumbled to a $1. 00 monster truck ride similar to what's outside Walmart. But all is good we have our memories and the rides are getting better. So let us have our fun our park was closed but we still have our sense of humor phlip[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TwistedBrother; 1711033]Well said, fellow monger, well said! .

Hey, if any of you can get up to see us in Lansing, you can enjoy your former legend from 4S, Lisa / Mikki. We know that we are indeed fortunate to have had her licking, gobbling, cream-filled, porn-star-wannabe self in our midst for a few years.

May you thrive again, former AMP Heaven![/QUOTE]Twisted Bro,

Which Lansing AMP currently has the great Lisa. She might be worth a drive. I was so happy with the way things were.

Val

Hawaii, which is actually in Potterville, near Lansing. Dozens of rave reviews from us the past few years and I was well-pleased myself during the last visit. She continues to get visits from out-of-towners, too.

[QUOTE=Valdez; 1711043]Twisted Bro,

Which Lansing AMP currently has the great Lisa. She might be worth a drive. I was so happy with the way things were.

Val[/QUOTE]

To liken Cookie to a $1. 00 monster truck ride outside Walmart was unfair. She was and still is space mountain, ride on my brothers Phlip

Does anyone have any info on staff currently on duty? Any new spas open UTR?

Happy Mongering

Over the past couple months I have developed quite the sweet tooth, and the only thing that seemed to fill that craving was a Cookie. No I do not need to go into details about how satisfying and delicious Cookies are to you gentleman. However, on a recent trip to the bakery, the Cookies were not ready, and the fine bakery staff offered me some Bon Bon's. The staff seemed to have little trouble pronouncing this candy and it came across more like Bonnie. I decided to be a bit adventurous and try this new delectable morsel. Even though it was not a bad experience, it did not come close to filling the craving like a good Cookie. On my next trip to the bakery if the Cookies are not ready, I will not be as adventurous and wait my turn.

It is hard to try a different morsel once you have had her Cookies. I just hope that Cookie doesn't get over baked like Nana from Sun did a while back and take too much time off. That was one of the good things about having many bakeries in the area, the economy could handle having four to five outstanding bakers working all at once so choosy people had more then one choice for an over the top experience.

Joker.

[QUOTE=Book Man; 1713027]Does anyone have any info on staff currently on duty? Any new spas open UTR?

Happy Mongering[/QUOTE]Yes, after actually visiting a spa I can confirm that they are staffed by hot asian women who provide an awesome time. Check it out if you get a chance, you won't be disappointed. I haven't heard anything about UTR spas, but there is a heck of a lot of activity going on at the former Tokyo location. Lots of cars in the back lot every time I drive by.

Tonto

[QUOTE=Tonto Monger; 1714006]Yes, after actually visiting a spa I can confirm that they are staffed by hot asian women who provide an awesome time. Check it out if you get a chance, you won't be disappointed. I haven't heard anything about UTR spas, but there is a heck of a lot of activity going on at the former Tokyo location. Lots of cars in the back lot every time I drive by.

Tonto[/QUOTE]According to Bookman's inquires about a stabbing (a few posts back) in that general area, KiP pointed out that there was a methadone clinic opening out in that building and that may be a good place to cruise for SW! I guess it better than service with a happy ending. Or is it the same thing on a different level?

But I agee with you, having visited a couple of spas myself, that they're staffed by some hot cookies who'll provide with some delicious morsels and flavors for your time. I would suggest that Bookman make the trip to one of the bakeries and sample what's being offered so that he can share his experience with us.

As far a UTR spas. Nothing. Not even a word of a shipment coming in. Though some of you who would like try some vitamins might want to set yourself up when one does arrive. It's kind of like the Soup Nazi thing but worth the trip: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2lfZg-apSA[/url].

[QUOTE=Cesar Romero; 1713768]It is hard to try a different morsel once you have had her Cookies. I just hope that Cookie doesn't get over baked like Nana from Sun did a while back and take too much time off. That was one of the good things about having many bakeries in the area, the economy could handle having four to five outstanding bakers working all at once so choosy people had more then one choice for an over the top experience.

Joker.[/QUOTE]All cookies are not created equal! I had the opportunity to visit a few days back and was pleasantly surprised just how fresh the bakery items where!

After a wonderful massage, mamas an treated me to a great home cooked meal. If I must say the combination left me sleeping like a baby.

We have three there must be some hits and misses. Talk to us phlip

Since the Cookie is rumored to be on R+R I rode on East Only 1 massage expert available, the veteran Sunny She was off on the tip for a good massage but agreed what was good elsewhere would be accepted. Typical Warren visit, normal age and massage talent.

Happy Mongering

[QUOTE=PhlipPhlop;1714338]We have three there must be some hits and misses. Talk to us phlip[/QUOTE]We all like when you go to try out all the new bakery items then report back all the sweet details.

Rode the Tiger this afternoon. Sarah told me that Cookie is on vacation. Couldn't get a straight answer whether that meant the day off or a longer term absence. Lineup was Bonnie and Jeannie. I had Bonnie. She's my type, true spinner, good looking big C or small D bolt-ons. Has a very deep voice (and too the inevitable wise-ass out there, no she isn't a tranny, LOL). I'm not going to go into the details, but let's just say that if Cookie rates a 9, Bonnie gets an 8. 75. Would definitely repeat.

So there you go, couch jockeys. You have the current line-up and details to all of your questions. Now how about you guys close your books, put on your flip flops, finish your ceasar salads and take a visit and report your experiences?

Tonto

[QUOTE=Tonto Monger; 1714835]Rode the Tiger this afternoon. Sarah told me that Cookie is on vacation. Couldn't get a straight answer whether that meant the day off or a longer term absence. Lineup was Bonnie and Jeannie. I had Bonnie. She's my type, true spinner, good looking big C or small D bolt-ons. Has a very deep voice (and too the inevitable wise-ass out there, no she isn't a tranny, LOL). I'm not going to go into the details, but let's just say that if Cookie rates a 9, Bonnie gets an 8. 75. Would definitely repeat.

So there you go, couch jockeys. You have the current line-up and details to all of your questions. Now how about you guys close your books, put on your flip flops, finish your ceasar salads and take a visit and report your experiences?

Tonto[/QUOTE]Sounds like Franks favorite from Tokyo and Sun Spa. Can anyone confirm?

Happy Mongering

[QUOTE=Tonto Monger; 1714835]Rode the Tiger this afternoon. Sarah told me that Cookie is on vacation. Couldn't get a straight answer whether that meant the day off or a longer term absence. Lineup was Bonnie and Jeannie. I had Bonnie. She's my type, true spinner, good looking big C or small D bolt-ons. Has a very deep voice (and too the inevitable wise-ass out there, no she isn't a tranny, LOL). I'm not going to go into the details, but let's just say that if Cookie rates a 9, Bonnie gets an 8. 75. Would definitely repeat.

So there you go, couch jockeys. You have the current line-up and details to all of your questions. Now how about you guys close your books, put on your flip flops, finish your ceasar salads and take a visit and report your experiences?

Tonto[/QUOTE]100% agree on your ratings! Not that I am by any means a young man, Bonnie always reminds me of the neighbors MILF that I always fantasized about.

Was going to take a Rodie but may change hearing cookie is on vacation. Unless someone can talk me into someone else. Here's the thing Bonnie does sound like Jackie and for whatever reason I was not a fan. Got some info on seven from rose sounds interesting but age is holding me back. Genie is my next choice from tiger seen her twice, solid choice but variety is the spice of life. Suji Kim? Sunny. Pm me fellow mongers I know I'm not the only person still going to warren. Talk me into someone new OR someone tell me cookie is not on vacation then my dilema is solved Phlip

[QUOTE=Book Man; 1714555]Since the Cookie is rumored to be on R+R I rode on East Only 1 massage expert available, the veteran Sunny She was off on the tip for a good massage but agreed what was good elsewhere would be accepted. Typical Warren visit, normal age and massage talent.

Happy Mongering[/QUOTE]This does not say much Book. Okay, I she's a veteran. Her name is Sunny (like in the Spa). So you offered her the standard Warren fare? What $100? And what is typical Book? What is normal age? Massage talent? What flavors did she offer? You need to color more between the lines and flesh this puppy out because it just goes round in circles but doesn't fly high like a bird up in the sky.

Philp, I would recommend you seek the soup nazi if you want a variety of spices in you life. This way when a shipment arrives you'll be ready for the pickup. Other than that stay away from Sunny and Suzi Kim's because it does not sound appetizing. Sounds like those bakeries are serving a stale product.

And I don't know what the deal was with Froggie because when she was at Tokyo she was not all that. I actually stopped her during the massage session and asked for another girl before we got things started because I was not going to put myself through a confirmed disappointment.

For me, I'm saving up my time and pennies for a little TNT.

[QUOTE=PhlipPhlop;1715082]Was going to take a Rodie but may change hearing cookie is on vacation. Unless someone can talk me into someone else. Here's the thing Bonnie does sound like Jackie and for whatever reason I was not a fan. Got some info on seven from rose sounds interesting but age is holding me back. Genie is my next choice from tiger seen her twice, solid choice but variety is the spice of life. Suji Kim? Sunny. Pm me fellow mongers I know I'm not the only person still going to warren. Talk me into someone new OR someone tell me cookie is not on vacation then my dilema is solved Phlip[/QUOTE]The Rose has Seven and Honey, Tiger has Bonnie and Genie and Sunny has Sunny. We know about all except Honey. My guess is she is like all the others mid to late 40s with many years giving massages. Too much snow to take a drive today but later this week why don't you try Honey? The chances of a young massage expert showing up is zero.

Happy Mongering

[QUOTE=VampireWeekend; 1715191]This does not say much Book. Okay, I she's a veteran. Her name is Sunny (like in the Spa). So you offered her the standard Warren fare? What $100? And what is typical Book? What is normal age? Massage talent? What flavors did she offer? You need to color more between the lines and flesh this puppy out because it just goes round in circles but doesn't fly high like a bird up in the sky.

Philp, I would recommend you seek the soup nazi if you want a variety of spices in you life. This way when a shipment arrives you'll be ready for the pickup. Other than that stay away from Sunny and Suzi Kim's because it does not sound appetizing. Sounds like those bakeries are serving a stale product.

And I don't know what the deal was with Froggie because when she was at Tokyo she was not all that. I actually stopped her during the massage session and asked for another girl before we got things started because I was not going to put myself through a confirmed disappointment.

For me, I'm saving up my time and pennies for a little TNT.[/QUOTE]120 the new standard. 40 to 50 normal age, no enhancements. Being a veteran Korean massage expert she knows all the normal massage tricks that men love. Certainly not one for you. Happy Mongering.

[QUOTE=Book Man; 1714847]Sounds like Franks favorite from Tokyo and Sun Spa. Can anyone confirm?

Happy Mongering[/QUOTE]The rack, deep voice, and good attitude sounds like Jun (June) from the old days at Sun Spa? Any confirmations?

Thanks.

MEK

[QUOTE=Mek111; 1715725]The rack, deep voice, and good attitude sounds like Jun (June) from the old days at Sun Spa? Any confirmations?

Thanks.

MEK[/QUOTE]Its not Jun.

[QUOTE=Mek111; 1715725]The rack, deep voice, and good attitude sounds like Jun (June) from the old days at Sun Spa? Any confirmations?

Thanks.

MEK[/QUOTE]It is definetely not June! I would be in a standing battle with Frank to get in the door though.

I guess she does has a raspy voice. I never noticed, for a couple of good reasons: BooBs!

[QUOTE=Book Man; 1715308]The Rose has Seven and Honey, Tiger has Bonnie and Genie and Sunny has Sunny. We know about all except Honey. My guess is she is like all the others mid to late 40s with many years giving massages. Too much snow to take a drive today but later this week why don't you try Honey? The chances of a young massage expert showing up is zero.

Happy Mongering[/QUOTE]According to your post #5944 dated 2-24-13 at 13:21 about Rose Spa you claimed that you saw Honey.

[QUOTE=Book Man; 1715308]Former Four Seasons Spa with updated interior and friendly Korean attitude. I checked it out this morning and my experience with the lucky number Honey were exactly like the ones I used to enjoy with Lisa. Great way to start the day.

Happy Mongering[/QUOTE]And later on posted about her rack to Frank. So, did you "really" see Honey as you claimed?

Let's face it guys, Bookman is right about one thing that the chances of a young massage expert showing up is zero. Not from the Korean bakeries. They have all been in the 40 or more range with maybe, maybe one exception. The one that consistently provided the younger masseuses was Fantacy, period. So the only chances maybe in the backpage Cleveland section with a visiting asian escort. Other than that maybe a little TNT will do for now. Time to prepare for the next shipment when it comes before you're all made a fool. It will be fresh and hot when it does.

[QUOTE=VampireWeekend; 1716055]According to your post #5944 dated 2-24-13 at 13:21 about Rose Spa you claimed that you saw Honey.

And later on posted about her rack to Frank. So, did you "really" see Honey as you claimed?

Let's face it guys, Bookman is right about one thing that the chances of a young massage expert showing up is zero. Not from the Korean bakeries. They have all been in the 40 or more range with maybe, maybe one exception. The one that consistently provided the younger masseuses was Fantacy, period. So the only chances maybe in the backpage Cleveland section with a visiting asian escort. Other than that maybe a little TNT will do for now. Time to prepare for the next shipment when it comes before you're all made a fool. It will be fresh and hot when it does.[/QUOTE]Unknowingly incorrectly using a capital letter in a spa review post. My post should have read honey not Honey. The lucky number honey was 7 or Seven. Your brother the lunker posted on the size of her rack. Knowing Frank loves the big rack was the reason I posted. Happy Mongering.

[QUOTE=Book Man;1715383]120 the new standard. 40 to 50 normal age, no enhancements. Being a veteran Korean massage expert she knows all the normal massage tricks that men love. Certainly not one for you. Happy Mongering.[/QUOTE]I disagree that the new standard is $120. I've never paid more than 50 for the house fee and 100 for the other. I don't ask, I just hand them 100 after my session. Not a single complaint or protest and I've been hobbying for almost 15 years.

Let's not cause our own inflation of fees.

Tonto

So is there really a "Honey" that works at Rose then? Or is it just "Seven"? As anyone else seen this other "one"? I tried when I was there the one time but could see my grandma in the mirrors. The other "one" was a little too far left to get a good glimspe unless I walked to the door of their room. I have a date with the soup nazi this weekend. We're going to celebrate our two year anniversary. Then TNT and Vitamin C will be riding into town to top off the candles to my cake within the next week or two.

When I visited Tiger in December I was told that my $100 was ok, but they now expected $120. The lack of competition will create a sellers market. I spent time with Cookie so the extra was not a burden in my opinion, in fact I usually give an extra bonus for great service so this new price actually saved me money.

Down here in my little part of the Sunshine State it is 80 house and at least 160 service tip and if you go to the two places with the superstar girls, it is 200.

Joker.

Closed for 90 days! Well boys, bring your swim trunks next time you want an innocent massage!

The boys from Warren don't think we should get showers in the nude and the provider should wear more than a swim suit!

WTF. This inspector is sent in for reasons more than a simple inspection! Good luck with the appeal to that citation and order to close for 90 days.

What court system is involved? That should be a pretty fair shake. Especially when the judge (magistrate) and the inspector are buddies that lunch together. Another travesty in the Hood! These idiots are making the rules as they go and there is no way for the owners to stay ahead of the game.

[QUOTE=KingIpinni; 1718036]Closed for 90 days! Well boys, bring your swim trunks next time you want an innocent massage!

The boys from Warren don't think we should get showers in the nude and the provider should wear more than a swim suit!

WTF. This inspector is sent in for reasons more than a simple inspection! Good luck with the appeal to that citation and order to close for 90 days.

What court system is involved? That should be a pretty fair shake. Especially when the judge (magistrate) and the inspector are buddies that lunch together. Another travesty in the Hood! These idiots are making the rules as they go and there is no way for the owners to stay ahead of the game.[/QUOTE]Check out the story on wkbndotcom it is better than the one on tribtodaydotcom. Happy Mongering.

[QUOTE=KingIpinni; 1718036]Closed for 90 days! Well boys, bring your swim trunks next time you want an innocent massage!

The boys from Warren don't think we should get showers in the nude and the provider should wear more than a swim suit!

WTF. This inspector is sent in for reasons more than a simple inspection! Good luck with the appeal to that citation and order to close for 90 days.

What court system is involved? That should be a pretty fair shake. Especially when the judge (magistrate) and the inspector are buddies that lunch together. Another travesty in the Hood! These idiots are making the rules as they go and there is no way for the owners to stay ahead of the game.[/QUOTE]They will remain open until there is a hearing! What these owners need to do is get a good civil rights lawyer and go after the city! Based on the fact that they offer a service that is advertised and they are being harrassed on a regular basis for doing nothing more than being a unwanted Korean business. Get this out of the city and county hands. Warren will have an issue!

With the reemergence of the 2 left standing and the reopening of 4 seasons, what was starting to bloom has taken a bit of a hit like a early spring frost. With that said I think the locals may be flexing their muscles with the latest inspection and 90 day penalty but the mamasans are persistent and patient and will evolve with game. Eventually the time and effort spent on inspections will either be used on more important issues or just whither away. The strength and political allies which spearheaded the takedown of the many spas is not there anymore and it's probably up to warren to oversee the future of the enterprises still standing. I think they will eventually blend in and be a little more low key and it will be business as usual except with fewer choices. And in reality for me that's ok because even at its height, with 10 or 11 whatever it was, there were only 2 on my radar anyway. Phlip

Is it coincidence that the heat has increased on the spas just as the amount of activity on this forum have increased? I know LEO and other do-gooders read our posts, but why give them ammo? Maybe we frequent posters should lay low for awhile and share info via pm? We can still accomplish the mission without using the public "bragging board". Just my 2 cents.

Tonto

I am trying to learn the jargon but I lived in Florida for 17 yrs and went to many spa's. They were mostly Asian and everywhere I went was strickly massage with one extra but never fool. Nice 30 roses tip and good to go. Move back here and where I live it is dead but working up here for couple weeks and was like heaven. Only thing went to Rose and first time I just took extra 30 and it was not enough, was like oh well only roses I had to give her for the extra cookies at the bakery so just got a crumb form the cookie. Now I know to bring more roses for the whole cookie but my strictly professional massagist was awesome except her face look like been around for 40 yrs. Nice chocolate chips but had fillers and she wouldn't give a name of the cookie except at the end she said purty as in purty good. Next week be back with more roses to give or is there a better place.

Also I got this web from an article on line when searching and it was about popo cracking down so that article got you one more subscriber. I even looked uo my home town and nada.

[QUOTE=Danny413; 1719117]I am trying to learn the jargon but I lived in Florida for 17 yrs and went to many spa's. They were mostly Asian and everywhere I went was strickly massage with one extra but never fool. Nice 30 roses tip and good to go. Move back here and where I live it is dead but working up here for couple weeks and was like heaven. Only thing went to Rose and first time I just took extra 30 and it was not enough, was like oh well only roses I had to give her for the extra cookies at the bakery so just got a crumb form the cookie. Now I know to bring more roses for the whole cookie but my strictly professional massagist was awesome except her face look like been around for 40 yrs. Nice chocolate chips but had fillers and she wouldn't give a name of the cookie except at the end she said purty as in purty good. Next week be back with more roses to give or is there a better place.

Also I got this web from an article on line when searching and it was about popo cracking down so that article got you one more subscriber. I even looked uo my home town and nada.[/QUOTE]As a new poster, you are probably barking up the wrong tree, most are going to think that you may have other motives for posting!

Good luck with trying to enter the highly uptight Warren scene at this point.

[QUOTE=Danny413; 1719117]I am trying to learn the jargon but I lived in Florida for 17 yrs and went to many spa's. They were mostly Asian and everywhere I went was strickly massage with one extra but never fool. Nice 30 roses tip and good to go. Move back here and where I live it is dead but working up here for couple weeks and was like heaven. Only thing went to Rose and first time I just took extra 30 and it was not enough, was like oh well only roses I had to give her for the extra cookies at the bakery so just got a crumb form the cookie. Now I know to bring more roses for the whole cookie but my strictly professional massagist was awesome except her face look like been around for 40 yrs. Nice chocolate chips but had fillers and she wouldn't give a name of the cookie except at the end she said purty as in purty good. Next week be back with more roses to give or is there a better place.

Also I got this web from an article on line when searching and it was about popo cracking down so that article got you one more subscriber. I even looked uo my home town and nada.[/QUOTE]This post reads like a bad cut and paste job of other guys reports. I for one am suspicious. If I'm wrong, please accept my apologies. Better to be safe than sorry.

[QUOTE=Tonto Monger; 1718640]Is it coincidence that the heat has increased on the spas just as the amount of activity on this forum have increased? I know LEO and other do-gooders read our posts, but why give them ammo? Maybe we frequent posters should lay low for awhile and share info via pm? We can still accomplish the mission without using the public "bragging board". Just my 2 cents.

Tonto[/QUOTE]Food for thought

[QUOTE=Tonto Monger;1719347]This post reads like a bad cut and paste job of other guys reports. I for one am suspicious. If I'm wrong, please accept my apologies. Better to be safe than sorry.[/QUOTE]It is not cut and paste and drank some Calico Jack when posting that last night.