Claudia's, Yin's, and in defense of Sunkiss
I noticed the other evening that Yin's on south Western avenue has reopened, so I decided to check it out. Big mistake, since I was really looking for for a little something extra. It's been taken over by a legit masseuse. Had a pleasant half-hour massage from a middle-aged white lady. Didn't bother asking for extras since there was a man and young woman (husband and daughter I think) sitting in the front. Oh well.
Also hit Claudia's near the Lincoln and Peterson intersection, hoping that the accent on the phone was Eastern European. Alas, it's another LAMP. There were two young Latina's, one trim and attractive, the other fat and not so attractive. It what will come as a shock to no one, the fat one led me to the massage room. After a pretty lame massage, I asked about extras on the flip and was told that the full menu was available. After thinking about it for about 5 seconds, I came to the realization that I wouldn't hit it for free, and settled on an adequate handshake and agreeable tip. I'm not going back, though it's there for you if you like LAMPs (very similar to Zeus - another fat chick depository). I started a rule for myself that I won't pay for a meal that I wouldn't eat for free, and I'm sticking to it.
Finally, stopped by Sunkiss a couple of days ago for the second time. Both times I've been here I had a great time, even though there were no extras. I know we're all here looking for something else, but if you want a great legit massage Sunkiss can't be beat. As someone else here pointed out, real spas charge $120 for a massage, and there's a good chance that will be from a dude. For $80 ($60+$20 tip), the girls at Sunkiss treat you like a king for an hour in a really nice setting. Yes, they can be teases, but just realize that going in. Right now in my life I'll take the great massage from a young babe rather than a handjob from some hag asking me for $60. I'll keep going here, and maybe I'll crack the code. If not, I'm okay with that. I've had the best times when I wasn't expecting anything.
Now, with that out of the way, I'm still always on the look out for an Eastern European with a big rack and a dirty mind if anyone knows of any.
North Western and Presidential
Ok I am a sucker for this boards favorite euro therapist. The whole experience is off the sensual meter. Great body and personality is starting to grow on me.
Presidential, great experience with Janet at least that is what it sounded like. Good table and thorough but not great massage. On the flip no negotiations but enthusiastic. Left. 4 tip as I roamed but nothing came off. After, I was sitting on the table and she randomly walks up, between my legs gets in close and puts her shoes on. All the while bracing herself on my thighs. She then looks me in my face and smiles. Pretty cool move for a Latina.
Here's something worth reading
Californians sentenced in Seattle-area sex trafficking scheme
SEATTLE - A California man who was the subject of a long-term investigation into a prostitution ring and money laundering conspiracy in the Seattle area was sentenced today to 22 months in federal prison and three years of supervised release, following an investigation by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE).
Jesus "Jesse" DeLeon, 47, of Irvine, Calif., pleaded guilty in July 2009 to conspiracy charges of transporting individuals in furtherance of prostitution. He and his co-conspirators operated several brothels housed in massage parlors and tanning salons in the greater Seattle area.
A second defendant in the case, Donald Kerry Frey, 38, of South Lake Tahoe, Calif., was sentenced earlier this week to two years in prison and three years of supervised release for his role in the conspiracy. He assisted DeLeon with running the brothels, and picking up large cash payments from the individual who managed the businesses.
ICE's investigation showed that Frey knew the women working at the brothels had been recruited and transported from out of state to provide sex acts to customers. The three businesses involved in the scheme were the Aloha Tanning Resort on Sunset Avenue in Renton, Wash., the Avalon Spa on Aurora Avenue in North Seattle, and the Malibu Tanning Spa on Interurban Avenue South in Tukwila, Wash.
The prosecutor in the case wrote to the court that DeLeon "created and developed a fairly sophisticated scheme of operating prostitution-front businesses…and made concerted efforts to conceal the criminal proceeds through the use of multiple bank accounts. When he believed law enforcement may discover these accounts, he closed them and initiated the physical transportation of thousands of dollars from Washington to California to avoid law enforcement detection."
"The exploitation of women in this manner for the sole purpose of turning a profit is not only criminal, it is an unacceptable way to treat other human beings," said Leigh Winchell, special agent in charge of the ICE Office of Investigations in Seattle. "ICE will aggressively investigate these crimes to deter this type of activity in the future."
As part of his sentence, DeLeon was ordered to forfeit more than $152,000. He was also directed to surrender 11 luxury watches including four Rolexes and two Swiss-made TAG Heuers. During the sentencing hearing, U.S. District Judge James L. Robart noted that DeLeon had already served 22 months in a California state prison for a similar scheme in Sacramento County. The federal sentence handed down today is in addition to the state prison time.
ICE was joined in the investigation by the Seattle Police Department, the King County Sheriff's Office and the Internal Revenue Service Criminal Investigation.
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Now back to your regular reports,,,,,
Long time monger, first report
Been frequenting AMPs for years, but not TOFFT. Now, I want to contribute.
Big Harvest fan, but latest reports had me try somewhere else. Decided to be Health-y (Damen/North). Signs everywhere about LE. Made no diff.
Eva, young and cute! (smoker teeth, but they all smoke!) Excellent T. S., then to room. No towel required, she twice straddled me during massage.
After above average massage, made clear she was into it. After negotiation,. 5 for topless CBJ. Offered. 1 FS. Maybe next time.
Body. 9 (no tits)
Massage. 8
Attitude. 9
Hope to get better at this. Any advice, I appreciate feed back.
Bella Spa + Mai from Relax
After all the positive traffic on here about Tiffany, I decided to give Bella another shot after a long time. The Mamasan from 7H also owns/runs Bella, and that place went pretty bad for me. She is a bit kooky, and like other people have mentioned, pretty sure she goes through your stuff during TS. She was also evicting someone on her cell phone when I arrived. Classy.
My experience with Tiffany was consistent with all other reports. Her build is not petite. Not unattractive at all, very nice curves, and she has a sweet quality about her. She can do a very hard massage, if you ask for it. I still have some bruises on my back!
The remainder of the massage is also as reported. No questions asked, and no negotiation, which I really like. Her. Features deserve the praise they've received. The only oddity was that after I declined the table shower, she gave me a very cursory once-over with a wet towel, and left the room quite abruptly. I would have liked a little more attention paid to all the places oil can go after an hour, and I had to ask for another towel while she was waiting in the lobby! Not sure what that was about. Also, I can't say Bella is the cleanest place I've ever gone. Normally that would be enough to dissuade future visits, but Tiffany swings the balance.
Also, in case anyone's curious. Called Mai from Relax for an appt, and she's in Cali doing massage school, because of the recent visits they've received from Uncle Leo. They're freaked b/c CPD is now using native Chinese cops who can speak Cantonese (now that's good resource allocation). She'll be back in another month or so, if she passes (which is in question- test is in English, not her strong suit). I assume this means there will be a more cautious spirit at Relax with new visitors, but on the other hand, vets might receive a warmer welcome. Although, I've never really found anyone there who's as good as Mai. Alternative suggestions would be welcome!
Don't they have better things to do?
[QUOTE=Nighthawk55][url]http://www.suntimes.com/news/cityhall/2127995,CST-NWS-massage29.article[/url][/QUOTE]So it looks like hobbyists and providers may be pushed out into the streets exclusively opening up more and much greater violent crimes and health concerns. These do-gooders would do well to spend gov’t funds on more essential matters like schools and jobs.
Guess who's voting on lifestyles---
[QUOTE=Datsurman]This was posted to general reports. Part of this bill targets behavior between consenting adults and makes any discussion between two adults about $$$ for non-massage/non-dance servces a felony in Illinois.
So it might be a good idea to make sure it is completely clear 'to anyone listening' that any discussion about any tip is only about massage or dancing. Or maybe not say anything at all. After all, nobody negotiates with a waiter on how much tip they are going to give at a restaurant. You either give a tip at the end of the meal or you don't. Suggest to pass this along to your atf's.
Hard to believe two adults in a free country cannot do whatever they want as long as they are not harming anyone else. Seems like a basic concept in a democracy.[/QUOTE]Not a single vote against this money grabbing legislation. It will be another bonanza for the slip and fall lawyers.
Notice that our morality defender Dan Burke (brother of Alderman Ed "Trucks for Hire" Burke voted for this. According to chat room gossip, when he was going to Quigley South Preparatory Seminary in the 1960s his nickname was "Sally."
If that is true, I guess he has no worries since this legislation will have no effect on the Boys Town types.