Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=EdCarbone;4211586]I tried her twice. First time only legit. Second time was $1 for massage and $2 for naked grinding against her different parts with no cover on. She was weird though and would say stuff that was odd, but can't exactly recall. A few weeks later I sent a text to an add in that area with a pic that looked different with short blond hair and a different number, but it was her again and she got upset that I was looking for a different provider. I blocked both numbers and never returned. Too expensive, too weird.[/QUOTE]You would think she would be a bit more giving of extras. She used to do porn under Britney Sands.

[URL]https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=598379232[/URL]

[QUOTE=AnotherJagoff;4211462]How does one ferret out phony posts without at least asking the question? Sounds / reads like a PBB post or a bait-layer, doesn't it?[/QUOTE]For what purpose?

I used to frequent Spa Yun a few years ago. Haven't been back but thinking of revisiting. Last time I was there damage was 60 for entry, 40-50 for HE. Never received more than that. Is that still accurate?

[QUOTE=RobertSterling;4213462]You would think she would be a bit more giving of extras. She used to do porn under Britney Sands.

[URL]https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=598379232[/URL][/QUOTE]Maybe she'll let you watch the video of her spanking the kitty while she gives you a massage.

[QUOTE=RickyCasablanc;4217952]I used to frequent Spa Yun a few years ago. Haven't been back but thinking of revisiting. Last time I was there damage was 60 for entry, 40-50 for HE. Never received more than that. Is that still accurate?[/QUOTE]80 for H, 100-120 FS, but YMMV. Overall it's a shit hole and that includes the talent, mms, smell, sanitary condition, timing etc. I'm surprised that people are still visiting the place.

[QUOTE=Walker333;4218747]80 for H, 100-120 FS, but YMMV. Overall it's a shit hole and that includes the talent, mms, smell, sanitary condition, timing etc. I'm surprised that people are still visiting the place.[/QUOTE]Dang. 80? With the entry fee, I may as well just get an escort.

[QUOTE=RickyCasablanc;4218940]Dang. 80? With the entry fee, I may as well just get an escort.[/QUOTE]I agree, actually when they have someone extremely unattractive and old, you might get away with 80+100, but the usual total damage now is $$ regardless of the look and freshness.

Last week some GFE's I wanted to see weren't available so I ended up going. Figured it was time to hit the jackpot again with another jesse, nani or June. But no. Based on last 2 or 3 visits which are getting more infrequent I think all the 20 year old primo's go to the regulars and I get stuck with the c squad.

[QUOTE=DomCorazon;4221378]Last week some GFE's I wanted to see weren't available so I ended up going. Figured it was time to hit the jackpot again with another jesse, nani or June. But no. Based on last 2 or 3 visits which are getting more infrequent I think all the 20 year old primo's go to the regulars and I get stuck with the c squad.[/QUOTE]If MMS recognizes you, you will always get some preferential treatment. I'd suggest to chat with her on your way in and out so she remembers you well. Good Luck.

[QUOTE=DomCorazon;4221378]Last week some GFE's I wanted to see weren't available so I ended up going. Figured it was time to hit the jackpot again with another jesse, nani or June. But no. Based on last 2 or 3 visits which are getting more infrequent I think all the 20 year old primo's go to the regulars and I get stuck with the c squad.[/QUOTE]Same experience here. Super rushed, too. Weekends are usually less busy but I don't think ill drop by there again during the week. Didn't even want to do the full hour.

[QUOTE=Walker333;4221508]If MMS recognizes you, you will always get some preferential treatment. I'd suggest to chat with her on your way in and out so she remembers you well. Good Luck.[/QUOTE]That's the thing, she does.

Hi,

I searched but didn't find anything on Jen "EliteMassage2012" in Schaumburg. Saw her on [URL]HolisticAnywhere.com[/URL] and [URL]MassageAnywhere.com[/URL]. The ad and photo looks promising.

Anyone tried?

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;4165609]Has anybody been to Vital Health Spa recently? 1517 E Oakton in Des Plaines. I only found 1 really old report and the report stated that it was a no fun zone. I will be out that way for work next week and was hoping that the place at least offered L1 service. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]I've been to Vital Health Spa. Don't expect much if you go. It ain't there.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;4165609]Has anybody been to Vital Health Spa recently? 1517 E Oakton in Des Plaines. I only found 1 really old report and the report stated that it was a no fun zone. I will be out that way for work next week and was hoping that the place at least offered L1 service. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]Unless they have changed a lot in the last six months, I wouldn't suggest going. The time I went, the girl was hot, but the massage was bad, there was upselling ($40 for an additional 30 minutes) and there is a lot of tease and then try to get you to self-serve. Unless that's your thing, don't go.

I've been reading this forum for about a year, and I have seen that Exercise Spa is considered to be a "sure thing" for full service.

I came into Chicago on the weekend of March 22 - 24 to attend the C2 E2 convention. I'm a big comic book collector. I made plans to stop at Exercise Spa before I left the area.

So, on that Saturday, I stopped by in the late afternoon. I came in the door and rang the bell, and MMS asked me what I was looking for. I asked for someone young and petite, and MMS hooked me up with a girl whose name started with C (I didn't understand her). She certainly looked young and she was definitely petite with a cute face; she had a nice set of Bs. We went back to her work room, and I paid $80 for an hour-long massage. After the girl came back, she asked if I wanted a table shower. I had never experienced this, so I said yes. She took me back to the shower room, and she gave me a very thorough cleaning. After the shower was done, I spent a few minutes in the sauna to dry off.

Back to the room, I laid down on the table and got a short massage. Soon, the girl took off her clothes, and gave me a true body-to-body massage; she rubbed her body all over my entire backside. After this went on for a while, I asked if I could give her a massage. So, I started massaging her, but I was denied FIV and FIA. I was able to rub both of these on the outside, but no insertion. After a few minutes of this, she had me lay back on the table. She put a cover on using her mouth, which I found fascinating. She then started with a CBJ. I soon asked her to put it all in (with my size, I wouldn't call it DT), and she did so. As I was laying back enjoying myself (and not really paying attention to anything but my pleasure), all of a sudden she was squatting on the table in a CG position. In all honesty, I was just interested in a BJ, but this was certainly a pleasant experience. We then tried standing doggy, and finished with standing Missionary. I guess I was too aggressive, as she had to keep her arms reaching to the wall to keep me from pushing her into it. It didn't take too long before I came in the cover. Afterwards, she cheerfully cleaned me up, and then went back to massage until my hour was up. I tipped $140 for the FS.

Believe me, there is nothing like this where I live. At best, I'm lucky to get L1, and that's not always guaranteed. I can see my people recommend Exercise Spa. If I come back to Chicago in 2020 for C2 E2, I will definitely schedule for another visit!

Math1956.