Disappointing no disappointments
Had to run south to the river again recently and noticed an ad that another spa had opened very close to the last one I visited at the half way point. Ad said table shower and no disappointments. Got there and really weren't ready for the grand opening yet, girls still working, painting and cleaning outside when I got there, but "of course they were open and I should come on in" One pretty cute one in boots and jeans, other, the boss kind of , nice but average. Place was freezing due to working outdoors and the door open a lot. Table shower was very good and thorough and led me to expect quite a good time, amazing what a shower massage heads can do in the right hands, but was shivering going in and shivering coming out, even with the help drying off. Massage was good but different, found my body sort of bouncing up and down off the table. Then things went south. The not too talented contractor showed up and the girls were very upset that the drain in the shower was much higher than the floor level. He proceeded in his best red neck imitation of broken Asian english- why is it when some people talk to them they try to mimic the same way they speak, so he was harder to understand than they, but he said it was their fault because they said they had a squeegee. This went on, with my friend locking the door to our room, what might be taken as a good omen, but was more for her safety I think. So the contractor and the cuter one yelled and called each other bad names, lots of money thought owed and not owed, what seemd like a more superior contractor coming and trying to calm things down, getting the male partner on the phone, then back to threats of lawsuits and various other options shouted by the original contractor, who eventually was calmed down and in an effort to get some money right then started backtracking and trying to negotiate his way out of some work he wasn't qualified for. Suddenly-ok honey?time up. Whoa-what about the no disappointment thing-too many people too much noise too much upset.... oh I see. so witht the verbal promise of really good new girl coming soon to take care of me, a verbal coupon for free massage next time because she will remember me( actually they really normally do don't they though) I was on my way, but not without arguing the tip amount- Sorry-lots of promises and lots of disappointments. I have a funny feeling it won't be there if I ever try to redeem my coupon-