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You are correct sir. 3 attempts over the last year or so resulted in nothing more than a decent massage followed by tease and denial.
[QUOTE=SaintChuck;4165609]Has anybody been to Vital Health Spa recently? 1517 E Oakton in Des Plaines. I only found 1 really old report and the report stated that it was a no fun zone. I will be out that way for work next week and was hoping that the place at least offered L1 service. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=GoldenGreek;4166991]When to Exercise twice in the last 3 weeks.
1st trip I drew Ciici. She looked more Hawaian that Asia. About a 7. 5 in appearance.
Seemed like she was trying to upsell me. Asked if I wanted 2 girls and I declined.
Then she told me the price for FS is 140. I always paid 100 or 120 max at Exercise.
Decent session not great, refused the request for BBBJ, everything covered.
Overall 7.5 looks and 6.5 service.
I saw Kay the second visit. 8 in looks and 10 in personality.
VERY chatty, Wants to talk the entire time, I didn't mind tho because she was friendly, fun and sweet.
I had an "accident" Got way to excited and blew withing the first 30 secs of the BJ.
I was embarrassed and pissed. She said don't worry honey. She got me hard again and received a CBJ and FS.
Told me not to tell anyone that she allowed me 2 pops but sharing with my boys here. LOL.
Looks 8 and service solid 9. Can't give the 10 with covered BJ.[/QUOTE]I had a weird dream one where I was there and met the girl who face as the great but body had huge bolt ons. Tattoo across stomach. CBJ and Cfs. Started great but once to CFS she kept saying the only thing I understood the entire time, "you too big". I couldn't get deep in it at all which kind of stopped the lure of the situation. Somehow someway I finished. Tried to upsell for $$ but I countered with $. 4 and we settled on that. Cheap dream with mixed results. Overall not bad still woke up wet.
Dwill.
[QUOTE=SideTalker;4173478]Nope, was BBBJCIM.[/QUOTE]I've been to Exercise 5 times and it was CBJ and then CFS every time. I think they all follow the same routine.
Did you find a unicorn? Or offer extra roses? I'm definitely curious how this played out.
[QUOTE=Mongger;4179325]I've been to Exercise 5 times and it was CBJ and then CFS every time. I think they all follow the same routine.
Did you find a unicorn? Or offer extra roses? I'm definitely curious how this played out.[/QUOTE]Yeah right.
They say that the older you get the wiser you get. The older I get the dumber I get. In my never ending search for the golden Chinese vagina, I ended up at Vital Health Spa on Oakton in Des Plaines. I pulled in the strip mall parking lot and there was plenty of parking because most of the other businesses were out of business. I walked up to the door and it was locked, so I had to ring the bell. A middle aged Chinese man answered the door and let me in. I saw a few of the workers and they were wearing medical scrubs. I should have just ran for the door, but I am not that smart. I had a very good looking MT and she was really into the light feather touch. After a few minutes I removed the towel to show her that my 3" climaxer was ready for action. Then she starts in with the whole speech about how they don't do that and this is a professional place. If you are looking for fun, this place isn't for you. SaintChuck.
[QUOTE=SaintChuck;4190665]They say that the older you get the wiser you get. The older I get the dumber I get. In my never ending search for the golden Chinese vagina, I ended up at Vital Health Spa on Oakton in Des Plaines. I pulled in the strip mall parking lot and there was plenty of parking because most of the other businesses were out of business. I walked up to the door and it was locked, so I had to ring the bell. A middle aged Chinese man answered the door and let me in. I saw a few of the workers and they were wearing medical scrubs. I should have just ran for the door, but I am not that smart. I had a very good looking MT and she was really into the light feather touch. After a few minutes I removed the towel to show her that my 3" climaxer was ready for action. Then she starts in with the whole speech about how they don't do that and this is a professional place. If you are looking for fun, this place isn't for you. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]Yup, Des Plaines is a dry hole when it comes to happy AMPs. Next time go about 15 minutes west of there and see Summer or June. On E Oakton across from the train car.
[QUOTE=SaintChuck;4190665]They say that the older you get the wiser you get. The older I get the dumber I get. In my never ending search for the golden Chinese vagina, I ended up at Vital Health Spa on Oakton in Des Plaines. I pulled in the strip mall parking lot and there was plenty of parking because most of the other businesses were out of business. I walked up to the door and it was locked, so I had to ring the bell. A middle aged Chinese man answered the door and let me in. I saw a few of the workers and they were wearing medical scrubs. I should have just ran for the door, but I am not that smart. I had a very good looking MT and she was really into the light feather touch. After a few minutes I removed the towel to show her that my 3" climaxer was ready for action. Then she starts in with the whole speech about how they don't do that and this is a professional place. If you are looking for fun, this place isn't for you. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]LOL. Thanks for going the extra mile to prove what you already knew!
My fellow mongers, been back to exercise a couple of times now. Mona is very cute, really does look like these pictures that AMPs use to advertise. Young, slender, nice boobs. She does allow some roaming and I would recommend you check her out. She will rotate out on the 25th, so hurry up.
Had a CBJ for $, unfortunately the second time inflation had set in and the price was now 120.
As for my previous review: so I do wear quite strong prescription glasses and can't completely rule out that a rubber was used. All subsequent visits have been CBJ, but that first one felt and looked like BBBJ.
Exercise is probably the best AMP in terms of good looking providers and reasonable prices in the chicagoland area. Location is a bit exposed as there is some foot traffic in the area and oftentimes idling cars will be parked directly outside.
Not sure if I'm posting in the right forum, but I'm looking to make a little trip to Cary to see this one if anyone has had a positive review.
[URL]https://chicago.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/barrington-il-usa/6651579.html[/URL]
From what I have seen, no fun zone only legit massage.
[QUOTE=Axel6;4202372]Not sure if I'm posting in the right forum, but I'm looking to make a little trip to Cary to see this one if anyone has had a positive review.
[URL]https://chicago.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/barrington-il-usa/6651579.html[/URL][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Axel6;4202372]Not sure if I'm posting in the right forum, but I'm looking to make a little trip to Cary to see this one if anyone has had a positive review.
[URL]https://chicago.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/barrington-il-usa/6651579.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Same as Dmike. I've heard nothing but "legit" massage from this one. I live pretty close to her location and wish it was the other way around.
[QUOTE=JackRam;4202566]Same as Dmike. I've heard nothing but "legit" massage from this one. I live pretty close to her location and wish it was the other way around.[/QUOTE]She's careful but a lot on the menu. Very $$. Was $2 for L1 w OTC and PSE talk.
[QUOTE=JJones228;4211185]She's careful but a lot on the menu. Very $$. Was $2 for L1 w OTC and PSE talk.[/QUOTE]How does one ferret out phony posts without at least asking the question? Sounds / reads like a PBB post or a bait-layer, doesn't it?
[QUOTE=Axel6;4202372]Not sure if I'm posting in the right forum, but I'm looking to make a little trip to Cary to see this one if anyone has had a positive review.
[URL]https://chicago.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/barrington-il-usa/6651579.html[/URL][/QUOTE]I tried her twice. First time only legit. Second time was $1 for massage and $2 for naked grinding against her different parts with no cover on. She was weird though and would say stuff that was odd, but can't exactly recall. A few weeks later I sent a text to an add in that area with a pic that looked different with short blond hair and a different number, but it was her again and she got upset that I was looking for a different provider. I blocked both numbers and never returned. Too expensive, too weird.