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[QUOTE=Whateva;2732609]Deezes birds be talkin greasy and I believe to many simps are tucking their tale between their legs and under their balls and going to see these birds after they get dissed on the phone call. Who needs that in the hobby game?

If half the guys on this board traveled they would realize this NYC shit right here is. Well. Let me say it like this. There is a lot of girls trying to sell you a one dollar slice of pizza for four dollars! Man even when you starving a dollar slice is still a dollar slice! Man your dollar goes farther in other places

Uncoachable, unapproachable, non-negotiable chicken heads and birds can keep it cluckin and pluckin! Hell the CDP may not be GFE but you get something predictable, variety of choice, and the possibility of catching an under the radar star if you lucky. Glad to see cats getting smarter in the game and not wasting paper on providers who have cats going back home pissed off and lighter in the pocket.

Don't go on an appointment and get a sudden case of gender role identity confusion. That's when the provider is the male thug and you the female *****. Man up and keep it 100 out here.
And don't be the dude that turns a good provider into beast cause she done messed with your ass. When guys and girls both act right the hobby is a good thing.[/QUOTE]As soon as I get attitude on the phone I hang up with the quickness. No time for that. I called this chick a couple days ago, asked her verbatim "are you the chick in the pics? Her response verbatim "first of all I'm not a chick", I hung up before she finished her sentence. Here you are selling your body and you're offended that I called you a chick. You're right, you're a hoe, I was trying to be polite. These broads are nutz.

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I saw this BBW a few times near Gun Hill. Pics are accurate, she was pretty nice at first. Pretty face, a bit thick, huge titties, nice skills at first.

Something happened after a few visits where she only wanted to rush the session which was qv for sure. I asked her to slow up for a minute, she got nasty and went faster and harder. The whole visit was 5 minutes. I left, never to come back. After the first visit or two I thought I had a new regular. Not sure what was going on, but not my problem.[/QUOTE]I thought she had a bad day the 1st time she tried to rush me. Chalked it up a sub par session. Next time same thing, friggin rush job. Called her on it and she was like, I'll take care of you next time. Nope, 2-3 good sessions and 2 rush jobs = no more business from me.

Her pics looks good is she real? And is she worth the trip?

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[QUOTE=DaFirewithin;2733570]I thought she had a bad day the 1st time she tried to rush me. Chalked it up a sub par session. Next time same thing, friggin rush job. Called her on it and she was like, I'll take care of you next time. Nope, 2-3 good sessions and 2 rush jobs = no more business from me.[/QUOTE]I'm glad it wasn't just me. It didn't look she had a helluva lot to do.

[QUOTE=Deep2111;2733354]As soon as I get attitude on the phone I hang up with the quickness. No time for that. I called this chick a couple days ago, asked her verbatim "are you the chick in the pics? Her response verbatim "first of all I'm not a chick", I hung up before she finished her sentence. Here you are selling your body and you're offended that I called you a chick. You're right, you're a hoe, I was trying to be polite. These broads are nutz.[/QUOTE]That is calling a hoe on her bullshit.

Is that you in the picture?. Now that is a honest question given all these hoes out here posting fake ass pictures. That is a yes or no answer. Instead, she going on with the "First of all. LOL". No First of All catch this muther fuckin dail tone!

If I wanted to hear all that first of all, second of all. I would not be on CL looking for a quick nut. If girls would realize they are selling a fantasy, a no strings attached encounter, a nut without dating, a nut without pretending you looking for a monogamous relationship, then they would concentrate on selling a real fantasy. It is so easy even ugly, bad, old girls can post a sexy ad to get phone calls. The problem is that when you both meet up face to face, nobody is trying to pay for some blind date beast mode drama. The game for this type of female is to catch on or two thirsty ass cats a day and she is winning like a mofo. The more thirsty cats she catches the more she is motivated to catch more thirty cats until the well runs dry on her scheme. They got some game for your ass. In that moment when you realize all the shit is fake and you been set up, the question is what are you make of? If you a thirsty simp, then cave in and pay a troll ass provider for some wack kitty kat. . The good providers can easily get 2,3,4,5 repeat visits from a dude, and a dude with tell his buddies who hobby. That's how the real girls stay winning, and they do not have to post 100 times every day.

My dude told me he asked a girl that, he said she better not be lying because when she gets to his spot he will pull out the phone and go to the ad, if you not the girl in the ad, you can just go back home.

You know this girl tried to give him a shit test, showed up and she was not the girl in the pic. Thinking he was a simp, she started talking that you got to give me something shit because her time was valuable and he wasted her time. He told the girl, I already told you what it was, you came out here on that fake shit now you can take your fake ass back home. I guess home girl thought she was going to thug him out of some paper for cab fare, gas or her driver. She got no dough and a chance to learn a lesson. My dude was cold, and does not play with these broads, lets them know he is hood certified with out all the rah rah shit. An Ugly broad showing up trying to sell you a nightmare instead of a dream, come on son. These girls gotta stop that. Had to crack open a cold beer with the homie on some garme recognize game shit, cause he kept it 100.

If some of you cats aint carrying a Certified Ghetto Pass you might not have the game to deal with the BP and CL chicks in the hood. These girls respect Alpha male flow only and look at simps as cash registers. Word.
If my post enlightens just one cat and he avoids a bad decision and saves some bread, my work is done. Nuff said.

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Let me know.[/QUOTE]My Man, you got to TOFTT and chill with all the inquiries. Try one out, you have decent taste let us know something.

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[QUOTE=Whateva;2733720]That is calling a hoe on her bullshit.

Is that you in the picture?. Now that is a honest question given all these hoes out here posting fake ass pictures. That is a yes or no answer. Instead, she going on with the "First of all. LOL". No First of All catch this muther fuckin dail tone!

If I wanted to hear all that first of all, second of all. I would not be on CL looking for a quick nut. If girls would realize they are selling a fantasy, a no strings attached encounter, a nut without dating, a nut without pretending you looking for a monogamous relationship, then they would concentrate on selling a real fantasy. It is so easy even ugly, bad, old girls can post a sexy ad to get phone calls. The problem is that when you both meet up face to face, nobody is trying to pay for some blind date beast mode drama. The game for this type of female is to catch on or two thirsty ass cats a day and she is winning like a mofo. The more thirsty cats she catches the more she is motivated to catch more thirty cats until the well runs dry on her scheme. They got some game for your ass. In that moment when you realize all the shit is fake and you been set up, the question is what are you make of? If you a thirsty simp, then cave in and pay a troll ass provider for some wack kitty kat. . The good providers can easily get 2,3,4,5 repeat visits from a dude, and a dude with tell his buddies who hobby. That's how the real girls stay winning, and they do not have to post 100 times every day.

My dude told me he asked a girl that, he said she better not be lying because when she gets to his spot he will pull out the phone and go to the ad, if you not the girl in the ad, you can just go back home.

You know this girl tried to give him a shit test, showed up and she was not the girl in the pic. Thinking he was a simp, she started talking that you got to give me something shit because her time was valuable and he wasted her time. He told the girl, I already told you what it was, you came out here on that fake shit now you can take your fake ass back home. I guess home girl thought she was going to thug him out of some paper for cab fare, gas or her driver. She got no dough and a chance to learn a lesson. My dude was cold, and does not play with these broads, lets them know he is hood certified with out all the rah rah shit. An Ugly broad showing up trying to sell you a nightmare instead of a dream, come on son. These girls gotta stop that. Had to crack open a cold beer with the homie on some garme recognize game shit, cause he kept it 100.

If some of you cats aint carrying a Certified Ghetto Pass you might not have the game to deal with the BP and CL chicks in the hood. These girls respect Alpha male flow only and look at simps as cash registers. Word.
If my post enlightens just one cat and he avoids a bad decision and saves some bread, my work is done. Nuff said.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LatinSensation;2731933]She posted not to long ago in Bk, and I called to get a session. She told me she was back in BX and caught a really nasty attitude and hung up on me when I asked about rates and where she was located in BX since she said she was not coming back to BK for a while. Whole thing made no sense. I never call with an attitude or disrespectful tone, so it was not called for. So she won't be getting my money, even though I would have taken the trip. On a side note, how is miss Banks?[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info. I texted her a few months ago, she didn't give me an attitude tho. She was really cooperative on every info I wanted to know in the text. Anal was available and said the right things I wanted to know for the hr session. Seeing you guys experience in contacting her I'll just move on plus her location is not at that pleasing for me to go check her out. Thanks to Google maps LOL.

Ms Banks is nice. Don't how she is now, it was years ago I seen her. Was trying to see her when she moved to the BX but she the location was too much of ride on the #2 Train. I used to see Ms Banks many times while she was in Brooklyn, especially when she was pregnant had a good session with her pregnant pussy LOL. Those wee the days when I didn't give a damn about nothing all I care about was sexing every chick on BP and CL. Nowadays money is tight and talent has fallen off so if the provider catching an attitude on phone or while texting definitely moving on. Sexed so many broads of this hobby, I really don't care how good they look or how decent the price is. Attitude is everything to get my money. Thanks a lot guys I appreciate ya for info. Daps.

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Didn't feel like going to see one of my regulars this weekend so I decided to try something new. Big fucking mistake. Standard 2 call system plus the address in a text. I get there and immediately like WTF 3 story walkup to a room I can only describe as somewhere a squatter was living. She looks a little iffy in the face as in she's really really young or she once was a dude. Only reason I stayed was because she had some beautifully pierced huge tits but get this I put in for the half (100) but no CBJ just a lame HJ. Pounded it for like 15 and ran like hell went home stripped at the door and immediately bagged my clothes in fear of bed bugs the proceeded to the shower crying game style. Hey it's part of the game had to take the risk she could have a 5 star provider which she wasn't and kitty was kinda loose but I'm thinking it was because I was 10 dick inside it that day. Anyways never ever again follow hobbyist say hell no.

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Didn't feel like going to see one of my regulars this weekend so I decided to try something new. Big fucking mistake. Standard 2 call system plus the address in a text. I get there and immediately like WTF 3 story walkup to a room I can only describe as somewhere a squatter was living. She looks a little iffy in the face as in she's really really young or she once was a dude. Only reason I stayed was because she had some beautifully pierced huge tits but get this I put in for the half (100) but no CBJ just a lame HJ. Pounded it for like 15 and ran like hell went home stripped at the door and immediately bagged my clothes in fear of bed bugs the proceeded to the shower crying game style. Hey it's part of the game had to take the risk she could have a 5 star provider which she wasn't and kitty was kinda loose but I'm thinking it was because I was 10 dick inside it that day. Anyways never ever again follow hobbyist say hell no.[/QUOTE]Thank you, next time google the number, that one has tons of pictures of other chicks. Typically I stay away but thanks for TOFTT.

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Didn't feel like going to see one of my regulars this weekend so I decided to try something new. Big fucking mistake. Standard 2 call system plus the address in a text. I get there and immediately like WTF 3 story walkup to a room I can only describe as somewhere a squatter was living. She looks a little iffy in the face as in she's really really young or she once was a dude. Only reason I stayed was because she had some beautifully pierced huge tits but get this I put in for the half (100) but no CBJ just a lame HJ. Pounded it for like 15 and ran like hell went home stripped at the door and immediately bagged my clothes in fear of bed bugs the proceeded to the shower crying game style. Hey it's part of the game had to take the risk she could have a 5 star provider which she wasn't and kitty was kinda loose but I'm thinking it was because I was 10 dick inside it that day. Anyways never ever again follow hobbyist say hell no.[/QUOTE]We need a Just Say NO campaign out here.

When ever one detail is sketchy in the game, do yourself a favor and listen to your intuition and leave. Live for another day, and do not be afraid to set up two maybe three meetings, just in case you do not like what you see. HHR 100, too young, maybe used to be a dude, sloppy location, stretched out kat and hee bee gee bees from bed bug paranoia. No no no no.

Do you know hour many hours of work they would have to put in just to clear $100 after taxes and expenses, damn near a whole week at retail or fast food. Does it make sense to give that up for 15 minutes of disappointment?

Read reviews and posts and tighten up your hobby game, just sayin, not trying to clown you or anything like that, just want to see dudes win.

Me 2 I've been trying to find out she seems real but I never found reviews of her.

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[QUOTE=Whateva;2735027]We need a Just Say NO campaign out here.

When ever one detail is sketchy in the game, do yourself a favor and listen to your intuition and leave. Live for another day, and do not be afraid to set up two maybe three meetings, just in case you do not like what you see. HHR 100, too young, maybe used to be a dude, sloppy location, stretched out kat and hee bee gee bees from bed bug paranoia. No no no no.

Do you know hour many hours of work they would have to put in just to clear $100 after taxes and expenses, damn near a whole week at retail or fast food. Does it make sense to give that up for 15 minutes of disappointment?

Read reviews and posts and tighten up your hobby game, just sayin, not trying to clown you or anything like that, just want to see dudes win.[/QUOTE]LOL none taking and fellas sorry about the typos / grammar. But I can't tell you the amount of times I should have just bounced and ended up enjoying myself in my opinion that's the point of having a site like this somebody has to actually pull the trigger to know if it's worth it or not. For all I know she could have been a incredible fuck and slide me the number for some side "work". P.S. The reason I think she might have been young is because when I asked her age she got defensive BTW no school this week so if you see us favorite "18-21" posting during the day. Ummm put 2 and 2 together.

Lmao this dude whatever stay dropping knowledge. I'm like whatever now too tho. If it's not to my liking, I'm walking, period. If the number is connected to a bunch of different girls, I'm not being bothered, no matter how good the ad looks. If there's other "girls" in the crib, I'm out. If you're not the chick in the pics, I'm out. I slip up sometimes, but these are the rules I try to follow when toftt.

Went to see a big butt Bbw ad in the Bronx a couple months ago. Got there, the girl providing wasn't what I was expecting, plus she had other chicks in the crib. I don't know about you guys but I hate when there's other girls around when I'm seeing a provider. Turns me off. Told the "bbw" I was dipping because she wasn't thick enough. She tried to hustle me out of $20 saying I wasted her time. I was like oh well and proceeded to let myself out.

Recently I walked on this chick who posts in Manhattan. Got to the room and although she was a cute girl with a decent body (I'd defenitely fuk for free or a much cheaper rate), I walked. I felt like she was thicker in the ad, I was disappointed and didn't want to pay for her. She was pissed, but I'm not into spending on something I don't want to hit anymore.

Guess what I'm trying to say is, only spend on something you want to hit and don't be afraid to walk.