Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Dreven71;3808641]What he said. Any intel? My sources have dried up. No CL, no BP. And Kitty is too huge.[/QUOTE]Look up NoNonsenseLady, she's super cool and has a really decent price. Someone reviewed her before "the happening" so if you scroll around in the SFV section you should find the said review. She is a BBW so not sure if that's your jam. But she's got a pretty face, and a talented mouth. She has roommates so she prefers to play during the day when they aren't there. But I think she will do car dates. I've only seen her once, but she's on my list of valley BBBJ's for when the BJ pangs strike. Treat her nice, she's really cool people!

PM me if you can't find her number.

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Hello all.

This is my first time using this forum and first time looking for a MP in SFV. (Been to MP couple times in Canada, but it was legal there).

Please excuse my lack of knowledge of language and edict.

I am interested in FS but HE will be ok if the price is right. I am trying to cross reference MPs from RM (not paying for premium, so I can't read the reviews there).

I am looking for a latina or asian. 7's and above. Tighter, fit bodies preferred to chubby. 20-30 but I am OK with MILFs.

I am in the NoHo / BUR area but will drive to the other end of SFV if it is the right place.

My research has highlighted a few places I have read about here. ACU in VN, po thai, and BM. (Are there any jpgs of therapists at these sites on the web?

What about Oriental ther? Mandarin Ther? Well Mass, Skylight Therapeutic? (Again, using RM to cross reference sites).

And so I got the fee correct, . 4 to. 6 to the house to start massage then add 1 for FS or. 5 for HE, for a total of 1. 4 to 1. 6 for FS or 1 for HE. Is this math correct?

And I assume I should bring the rain coat?

Thanks in advance.

Well,

I went for it blind this weekend. (maybe not blind, I did have all the beta from this site!

Friday late afternoon.

I started by trying out po thai, they were close to my location. . 5 up front to the house. I asked the mamma-san if I could see the who is working there, I was told no, just what room number I was in.

After undressing and lying down on the table mamma-san came in and said she was the only one who had time. She was older, 40's? Not bad looking, decent enough body. She goes by the name "Lucky". She asked if I was LE, I said no, then she asked what kind of massage I would like, hands or walking on my back. I opted for for her to walk on my back, a little too hard if you ask me. Then back to hands. Not much of a massage but rubbing with oil.

At the flip, she asked me if I wanted to try 4 hands, sure why not, I have never had two at once before. . 4 to the new girl. Very pretty, tall, mid 20's, "Lucky" said her name was "Lady", at least that is what I think she said. (Insert shrug here).

4 hand massage, I have to say, not bad, intense with all those hands all over your body.

Again, I was asked if I was LE.

Me: "No, I am not LE. ".

Pause.

Me: "Can I get FS?

Her: "Are you LE?

Me: "No, I am not LE. ".

Her: "No FS. ".

Me: "What about HE?

Her: "Are you LE?

Me: "No. ".

Her: "Ok, HE. 4 each for 4 hand HE".

Well, now this just got a little pricey for a HE. (If we do this it is a total of 1. 7).

But, what the hell, a 4 hand HJ,. "hmmmm, OK!" says the little head doing all the thinking right now.

Pretty damn good HE but I would definitely put it down as a "Once or twice is good for you soul" kind of experience, not going to repeat because of dollar dollar bills, why'all.

If (I actually mean, when) I return to po thai I will ask for "Lady". Hopefully it might go a little further now that they know I am not LE.

Second adventure: Afternoon Delight.

Saturday mid afternoon.

I was intrigued by XxObsidianxX last post about [URL]cityxguide.com[/URL].

I surfed around that site looking at the posts for SFV. I found one that interested me:

[URL]https://cityxguide.com/escorts/beautiful-asian-babe-in-woodland-hills-for-your-need__1524767638-11584874[/URL]

I texted the number, asked if she had time, asked if she could send a photo to make sure it was her. Her face was turned and masked a bit with hair, but it sure looked like the same girl in the post.

I guess you can all see where this is going.

I drove out to Northridge, a hotel, texted her from the parking lot, she asked if I was LE. Again, no, I am not LE. I go to the room, she opens the door a crack, then beacons me in.

Low and behold, NOT the same girl in the photos.

A bit of the ol' bait and switch!

She is older (mid 30's?) Korean or Japanese, small compact body, small breasts, lollipop head and snaggletooth. A 5 f and 7 b.

The hotel room looks very lived in, food boxes on the counter, laundry spilling out of an open suitcase.

She tells me 1. 4 hhr for FS, again, little head doing all the thinking.

I go for it.

We undress and lay down on the bed.

Breasts are small, one is tattooed. Belly isn't fat but wrinkled, most likely had a child at some point, belly skin stretched and never returned but still a tight little body.

Kitty is a nice triangle of hair with shaved lips.

She sudo massages my chest then licks and kisses my nipples while rubbing what matters.

I brought the cover, she puts it on with her mouth, a vigorous CBJ ensues.

We start with her on top (her best position), then reverse cowgirl (just OK), doggie (again just OK), and I finish in mish.

She moaned thru it all, sometimes a little more than others, sounded real, but I know it wasn't.

Expensive weekend so far. Maybe I should take a break, for my bank accounts sake.

Moral of the story, don't believe the pics on cityxguide and don't think with the little head.

Normally I do the street or ad scene, but double blist, changed for search engines, is not looking up, does anyone know if ACU therapy is still open? Or where it's ad, I look it up online and get luke 50 references for different places? Looking for FS.

[QUOTE=ClockWorkLemon;3819880]Well,

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Expensive weekend so far. Maybe I should take a break, for my bank accounts sake.

Moral of the story, don't believe the pics on cityxguide and don't think with the little head.[/QUOTE]Interesting reading material. Sounds like a typical experience. I imagine bb would be an additional $50 to $60 up-charge. Probably discourage cip.

[QUOTE=ClockWorkLemon;3819880]Well,

I went for it blind this weekend. (maybe not blind, I did have all the beta from this site!............[/QUOTE]LOL that was a fun read.

Yeah that sounds like Lucky. Ever since they got "inspected" a few months back they are super paranoid now.

I have had Lucky the last 2 times at PT. If she likes you (and her tip) she can be very possessive as I found out on my last visit. I saw "Lady" when I walked in thru the back entrance but before I could approach her Lucky recognized me and pounced. I know that I could have said no and insisted on seeing Lady since they were both available, but I knew what Lucky brought to the table and I knew that I would have a great experience and I did. Maybe next time.

[QUOTE=Lovergrrl;3820900]Yeah that sounds like Lucky. Ever since they got "inspected" a few months back they are super paranoid now.[/QUOTE]This took me a second to connect the dots. This is Po Thai in NoHo? The one that got shut down in February? Didn't realize they were open again.

[QUOTE=AdobeJames;3821072]This took me a second to connect the dots. This is Po Thai in NoHo? The one that got shut down in February? Didn't realize they were open again.[/QUOTE]Yep.

Reopened and good to go.

Hello mongers went to BMoon and last week and Been there once a month for last six to seven months pretty much standard AMP The usual. 40 to house, some girls will do BBBJ, on my first 3-4 visits I had yo-yo, mid to late 30's maybe in the earky 40's Chinese MILF type large breast good-looking Gave great BBBJCIM damage. 100 , fucked her once but she put the cover on same price. One my next visits got a different girl very good looking late 20's early at most great body nick rack and beautiful face, she wanted 120 but with CBJ, was able to talk down to. 100 . CBJ was good, she knew how to suck, got her doggy style and finished in mish. Really enjoy her but can't remember her name, maybe Jenny? On my last three visits had Alice mid 30's slim body, small but perky tits. Face was 6/10 , first time I got her was because my go to yo-yo was not available so rolled the dice and let the house give me random girl. So Alice is shy kinda innocent look to her, I inform her that I want BBBJ, right away she shocked that I asked and says no. That when I played hard ball and said "you know what never mind just give me the massage " since I paid for the hour anyway. So now here she is massaging away and ask like her life depended on it that we do the FS for. 90 with cover of course. I say fuck it and give in. Now her BJ skills are Mediocre at best, and I'm trying to contrste to keep it up. She asked if I'm ready and I'm like " no, that why I wanted no condom!" She looked hurt and sad as I pulled off the hat and started jerking it. Now comes the kicker she bends down toward my dick and takes a smell! Literally the bitches nose in on my cock head. After inhaling my cock aroma she says " ok no condom for little bit " and proceed to spread eagle. I did not hesitate and within 60 seconds rock hard, dove in and pumped away, she told me " not inside ok" so pull out and nutted above her box and on her stomach, needless to say was great. On my last visit got to her do BBBJ for. 150 was way better without hat on but again she said "not inside ok " pointing to her mouth. She sucked away and when I came nearly gave her a facial but she dodged that shit like a ninja!! There are at least 5 more girls that I have seen walking to and from rooms in the back in the bathroom so I def plenty of choices there not sure which I'll try next time. Hope this helps, happy hunting mongers.

[QUOTE=DarthMonger;3827895]Hello mongers went to BMoon and last week and Been there once a month for last six to seven months pretty much standard AMP The usual. 40 to house, some girls will do BBBJ, on my first 3-4 visits I had yo-yo, mid to late 30's maybe in the earky 40's Chinese MILF type large breast good-looking Gave great BBBJCIM damage. 100 , fucked her once but she put the cover on same price[/QUOTE]Is that YMMV on Yo-yo? I've never been to BM. I'd like to ask for Yo-yo and get BBBJCIM.

Has anyone gotten FS from the massage parlor on the corner of Burbank and Willow Crest in North Hollywood?

I'm in that area alot and I have seen some sexy Asian women going into that place.

Please let me know about your experiences there including costs.

Thank you in advance.

[QUOTE=XxObsidianxX;3829391]Is that YMMV on Yo-yo? I've never been to BM. I'd like to ask for Yo-yo and get BBBJCIM.[/QUOTE]Seems like Yo-Yo is game for just about anything so just ask and the worst that happens is she says no. As much as we like to think these women offer the same services to everybody, most will pick & choose who they give what to. Much of it is based on tip amount, of course.

She's a bit freaky and the last time I saw her she started out a bit cautiously but by the time I was on my back she was all in. She does have some impressive boobage that she likes to dangle in your face while she's tending to your lower half.

[QUOTE=ChrisPoontang;3829713]Has anyone gotten FS from the massage parlor on the corner of Burbank and Willow Crest in North Hollywood?

I'm in that area alot and I have seen some sexy Asian women going into that place.

Please let me know about your experiences there including costs.

Thank you in advance.[/QUOTE]Been there a few times, and it's always been HE only. Nothing else has been offered (to me at least). Older providers, very little rotation.

What days does yoyo work? She sounds promising. Thank you in advance.

[QUOTE=Lovergrrl;3829879]Seems like Yo-Yo is game for just about anything so just ask and the worst that happens is she says no. As much as we like to think these women offer the same services to everybody, most will pick & choose who they give what to. Much of it is based on tip amount, of course.

She's a bit freaky and the last time I saw her she started out a bit cautiously but by the time I was on my back she was all in. She does have some impressive boobage that she likes to dangle in your face while she's tending to your lower half.[/QUOTE]