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I thought this was funny. After a coital act and some cum snatch dribbkes onto the sheets I am asked if I have a girlfriend. No, I said.

Good I want to introduce you to some women.

Next day, I receive pictures of several eligible women. LOL.

Is that normal?

Best of 2019.

Massage parlor. Curtains for doors. Partial walls 1 foot from ceiling. Opening appointment.

I walk in and all but one room is busy and I hear several women's ecstatic releases. Hmm. Get to room and top comes down and a hand goes down my pants to grab Donkey. Instant boner while my neck is flowered with kisses. A minute later most of the noises are drowned out by our heavy petting. Sje begins removing my clothes and drops a towel while getting on her knees to suck away hard and strong. We move the massahe table against the wall and I lay down while she sucks away and my hand roams around her puzZy area. She's a beast on the mic as I am fingering away until she gushes drip that goes down her leg while collapsing on me. After she catcher her breath she hops on amd rides away while I am stroking her tits like Donkey dong. She squirts again and I feel this hot mess all over my groin and it opens a new area of her vagina that allows Donkey all the way in until ever pump causes somekind of an internal clap noise. Shit! The music stopped and the omly noise in the whole parlor is the rythmic cervical clap made internally as she bounces up and down. I am trying to stop her and she moans. Ahh. She squirts again. I cum and she rides until she plunges he juice box empty with my dick. I am getting super hard again and pull her into coital alignment to max her stimulation and hand on to ride or die. We got loud I guess and the manager comes to curtain and says some foreign stuff. I am told we got to stop and go. We get up and she pulls me in doggie and I pump her wet hole to completion so we can both get dressed. It was the best sex so far this year with 45 minutes of in the hoochie coochie hootenany dick action. I put on my shades and bow my way out the door to no applause but a sigh of inspired awe.

Banned. Luckily she can meet outside the club.

[QUOTE=Christophe1;4101257]
Best of 2019.[/QUOTE]Repeat visits and text foreplay.

[QUOTE=Christophe1;4101257]I thought this was funny. After a coital act and some cum snatch dribbkes onto the sheets I am asked if I have a girlfriend. No, I said.

Good I want to introduce you to some women.

Next day, I receive pictures of several eligible women. LOL.

Is that normal?

[/QUOTE]It happened to me -- just a phone number, not a pic -- last year.

Super jealous of your epic fuckfest story!

My hero.

I assume that most veteran mongers use some sort of app to avoid using your actual phone number for texts and calls in this hobby. The app that I've been using for years has become too unreliable to continue using and I've been unable to find a reliable replacement.

So, if you have a reliable app (on iOS) then please share your recommendations (or PM me). I'm looking for an app that provides the following:

- a phone number.

- texting functionality / service.

- the ability to lock or secure the phone number (ie through payment) to avoid losing it.

- registration only requires an email address.

- doesn't require that I provide a real phone number.

- doesn't require any personal info for validation or registration.

Google Voice is too intrusive, and aggregates and merges too much information to be used for this hobby.

Thanks in advance!

[QUOTE=SlaterHind;4109930]I assume that most veteran mongers use some sort of app to avoid using your actual phone number for texts and calls in this hobby. The app that I've been using for years has become too unreliable to continue using and I've been unable to find a reliable replacement.

So, if you have a reliable app (on iOS) then please share your recommendations (or PM me). I'm looking for an app that provides the following:

- a phone number.

- texting functionality / service.

- the ability to lock or secure the phone number (ie through payment) to avoid losing it.

- registration only requires an email address.

- doesn't require that I provide a real phone number.

- doesn't require any personal info for validation or registration.

Google Voice is too intrusive, and aggregates and merges too much information to be used for this hobby.

Thanks in advance![/QUOTE]Best answer is to get a monger phone. In case you get robbed or le gets it it only has info for hobbying.

[QUOTE=Christophe1;4101257]I thought this was funny. After a coital act and some cum snatch dribbkes onto the sheets I am asked if I have a girlfriend. No, I said.

Good I want to introduce you to some women.

Next day, I receive pictures of several eligible women. LOL.

Is that normal?

Best of 2019.

Massage parlor. Curtains for doors. Partial walls 1 foot from ceiling. Opening appointment.

I walk in and all but one room is busy and I hear several women's ecstatic releases. Hmm. Get to room and top comes down and a hand goes down my pants to grab Donkey. Instant boner while my neck is flowered with kisses. A minute later most of the noises are drowned out by our heavy petting. Sje begins removing my clothes and drops a towel while getting on her knees to suck away hard and strong. We move the massahe table against the wall and I lay down while she sucks away and my hand roams around her puzZy area. She's a beast on the mic as I am fingering away until she gushes drip that goes down her leg while collapsing on me. After she catcher her breath she hops on amd rides away while I am stroking her tits like Donkey dong. She squirts again and I feel this hot mess all over my groin and it opens a new area of her vagina that allows Donkey all the way in until ever pump causes somekind of an internal clap noise. Shit! The music stopped and the omly noise in the whole parlor is the rythmic cervical clap made internally as she bounces up and down. I am trying to stop her and she moans. Ahh. She squirts again. I cum and she rides until she plunges he juice box empty with my dick. I am getting super hard again and pull her into coital alignment to max her stimulation and hand on to ride or die. We got loud I guess and the manager comes to curtain and says some foreign stuff. I am told we got to stop and go. We get up and she pulls me in doggie and I pump her wet hole to completion so we can both get dressed. It was the best sex so far this year with 45 minutes of in the hoochie coochie hootenany dick action. I put on my shades and bow my way out the door to no applause but a sigh of inspired awe.

Banned. Luckily she can meet outside the club.[/QUOTE]Where? Asking for a friend.

This app meets all the criteria you're asking for. I think the monthly price if you get a year long subscription is 3. 99 or 4. 99; and you'll only have to enter your number once in order for them to send you a message verifying your contact #. After that, you'll never need you number again.

[QUOTE=SlaterHind;4109930]I assume that most veteran mongers use some sort of app to avoid using your actual phone number for texts and calls in this hobby. The app that I've been using for years has become too unreliable to continue using and I've been unable to find a reliable replacement.

So, if you have a reliable app (on iOS) then please share your recommendations (or PM me). I'm looking for an app that provides the following:

- a phone number.

- texting functionality / service.

- the ability to lock or secure the phone number (ie through payment) to avoid losing it.

- registration only requires an email address.

- doesn't require that I provide a real phone number.

- doesn't require any personal info for validation or registration.

Google Voice is too intrusive, and aggregates and merges too much information to be used for this hobby.

Thanks in advance![/QUOTE]

You can make phone calls and text. No picture attachment for text. Yearly price of $10. Can uninstall when not using and reinstall when ready to use again.

[QUOTE=SlaterHind;4109930]I assume that most veteran mongers use some sort of app to avoid using your actual phone number for texts and calls in this hobby. The app that I've been using for years has become too unreliable to continue using and I've been unable to find a reliable replacement.

So, if you have a reliable app (on iOS) then please share your recommendations (or PM me). I'm looking for an app that provides the following:

- a phone number.

- texting functionality / service.

- the ability to lock or secure the phone number (ie through payment) to avoid losing it.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Christophe1;4101257]I thought this was funny. After a coital act and some cum snatch dribbkes onto the sheets I am asked if I have a girlfriend. No, I said.

Good I want to introduce you to some women.

Next day, I receive pictures of several eligible women. LOL.

Is that normal?

Best of 2019.

[/QUOTE]She sounds exactly like a fun mature Thai friend of mine. Good to see you back Chris. Does that fun SGV friend of yours have any new SFV recommends? I'd like to $prinkle their garden. Hope your donkey's divin' deep and regular.

[QUOTE=Kampfire;4115674]She sounds exactly like a fun mature Thai friend of mine. Good to see you back Chris. Does that fun SGV friend of yours have any new SFV recommends? I'd like to $prinkle their garden. Hope your donkey's divin' deep and regular.[/QUOTE]Thank you.

Less time, Harder dick with lots of problems always moving forward.

1 solution is to finger her pussy like a love doctor lost in the world handing out sexual healing.

Sexual healing. Let us give it on.

Repeat a million times.

I got a ton of experience to prove that sex heals, or maybe passifies.

Dumb as fuck, me.

[QUOTE=Christophe1;4074892]Yikes!!

Just saying she is old school.

She tore me apart and I am still nursing the woundy wounds.

Lick lick.

Legend material.[/QUOTE]Any contact info on her?

The best and worst.

I got a pig head in my garbage from a soothesayer's reading of the future.

Tomorrow is the future, and I love the idea.

I got Chinese-Aussie family, pig head in trash. Family, Health, some wealth, and a whole lot of.

Pig head in trash.

Succulent pig head, while pig cooked in luau style. Family ti ground me. Addictions to entice me. Weak knees.

Happy Year Of The Pig.

Luck is for everyone. Follow your dreams sweethearts. You are mine. Be my Valentine.

Cause,

Just do it.

Here I go again.

Make them sign like wetards.

Today I had a HHr session with a mature provider in the Southbay area (Torrance). There is not too much adult activity in this area other than the Chinese providers at the HoJo Hotel in Torrance Blvd. We all know that those ones are bait & switch.

I was lucky to experience a decent service from an all American provider in her mid 40's. 5'4" thin, kind of athletic body and huge "man made" DD's. LFK and BBBJ to start with and the only thing she asked was to be very tender with her nipples and lips downstairs. Open menu and the only dont's are BBFS and Greek. She was very serious when she said "Everything Must be Covered"

Her rates and contact info by PM to serious active members on this forum. She is tired of weirdos flaking on her at the last minute, endless texting or stalkers trying to get themselves a girlfriend or low-ballers. She prefers older guys (guess that was a plus with me), and she is not a clock watcher.

[QUOTE=Christophe1;4143832]Here I go again.

Make them sign like wetards.[/QUOTE]The girl in the red with white polka dots looks yummy.