The Villages--my very first HE
I was on vacation with the family down in Florida this winter, and as usual for my vacation I get a massage. But it was New Years Eve, and a lot of places were closed. So I called around to every place I could in the area. The Village Massage was open, so I made an appointment. But when I showed up the lady in the window behind the curtain said, "Sorry, forget about your appointment. Can you come back in half an hour?" I wasn't thrilled about that, but whatever. I just hung out in the parking lot wasting time on my phone. Then when it was time I got out of my car to see a guy coming out, giving me a weird look. Anyway, I went in an got handed off to a not so attractive (but not ugly), younger Asian woman. Not the best body. I couldn't understand much of what she said as she led me to the room. She said something like "shower', but I couldn't understand, so I just said Okay". She left the door open a crack as I changed, and then came in while I was still getting undressed. Okaaaaayyyy. Then she wrapped a towel around my waste and led me out into the hall. I had no clue what was going on. She led me into a room with a TS. I honestly had never even heard of these things before. When she told me to hang my towel up on the door and lie down my suspicions about what kind of place I was in were confirmed. I suddenly be came an instant fan of the TS. After that she dried me off and led me back to the first room. Not the greatest massage ever, nor the most relaxing atmosphere. I like James Taylor, but not when I'm getting a massage. Anyway, I didn't know what to expect or what I should do or say. Not a problem though because she led me through the whole thing. After the HE, she leaned over to me with a big smile on her face and said "Happy New Year! I wish I would have caught her name. Because she made a monger out of me.
Hawkeye49 is a longtime respected poster here
[QUOTE=JoesGarage;3290894]I know I will probably regret this post, but it needs to be pointed out. Really? 3 visits with 3 different ladies and not one review here. Why bother posting? It contributes NOTHING. In fact, looking back there are many posts and very few reviews. All potatoes and no meat! Of course it helps make the post count look very impressive.[/QUOTE]He has left many helpful reviews over many years on this site and others. His reviews on other sites go back to 2005 or earlier. I think this complaint is unwarranted. My 2 cents.
Lucy at New AMP hwy 200 half mile west of On Top Of The World Subdivision
60 min for $60 Unbelievable quality of massage. Lusy has little to no English. I Did not try but she wsa seen ed on the edge on doing it herself but did not as I did not respond to her short stopping at the end looking at me like she was expecting a play for it. As I live close I'll try a move on her next trip and if it don't go well I'll self service in her presence if she will stay.
And I like your sandwiches too
[QUOTE=JimmyJohn491;3308738]Hey just wanted to put my two cents in about Wellness. I have been going there when I am in the area for several years. Used to be able to get a massage from Yoko but she is now the manager and is no longer doing and that is truly a shame. I was there this past Jan. And February and saw Linda and Betty. Both excellent times with Betty the better massage. This place is unique in that no stopping in the middle for price negotiations that is handled after finish. Both ladies attractive with Betty the younger one. If I lived in the area I would be there once a week. Nothing like it in North Carolina that I have experienced. You lucky bastards in the area get to visit all you want!![/QUOTE]I agree with your take on Wellness. I have seen about 8-9 ladies there over the past three years with multiple visits on some. One thing about this place is that you tend to see some of the ladies show up again and again (I saw Betty twice but two years apart) because I think this is a good place for them to work. That doesn't happen at many places--once a gal leaves she doesn't come back. IMHO that is because Yoko is real good to work for. I too wish she would take an advanced appointment from an old friend. Anybody tried that and had any luck?
And for the record my favorite is the Gargantuan (the JJ sandwich that is).
So many AMPs, so little time
I hear the place in the middle of Bellview has stepped up now. And there is this new place just past Pings.
[URL]http://ocala.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/tai-chi-massage-and-foot-spa/13754438[/URL]
Anybody tried it yet? I will be down there next week so will try one of these out.
Massage. New place in Summerfield
Went there a few days ago. It's in same plaza on Comcast. One attendant- Vivi- very straight massage with no other menu- fully draped. Very boring.