Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Xsailor]Did some partying for cinco d mayo, didn't get near neverland but ended up at the place near U street where Olympic trials were once held. Drew another new girl with a name that sounded like Say.

Quite easy on the eyes, small body with a nice boob job. Great TS followed by a poor attempt at massage. She made up for it with a great finish CBJ, CG, and mish to complete the task.

On the LARS scale:

Looks: 9
TS: 8.5
Massagi: 2
Performance: 7

Overall not bad, would repeat if offered but probably wouldn't ask for her. I think she could improve with experience.

XS[/QUOTE]

XSailor -- Ask for Michelle the next time you have a ticket for an Olympic event.

Be safe -- Max

PS - I am still maintaining my position that NON-CONTRIBUTING members will not get the Neverland location from me via PM. And yes, I look at posting history before answering my PMs - even from senior members.[/QUOTE]Dudes, same here, my lips are sealed on the location of Neverland.

[QUOTE=Max #01]XSailor -- Ask for Michelle the next time you have a ticket for an Olympic event.

Be safe -- Max[/QUOTE]

And if Michelle isn't around, ask for Cherry...they are both medal-winning Olympians...although I prefer Michelle.

I don't know if this place is still called GHS, but dropped in without an appointment on a Sat night. It was surprisingly quiet and empty. Met by Jenny who asked the standard questions. I didn't mind telling her it was my first time because I wasn't looking for full service.

Table shower was well done. I emphasized I wanted a good massage. She worked the back the thighs, mostly by standing on top. It was OK, but I would've liked more on the legs with her hands. On the flip, immediately asked what I wanted and I told her to use her hands. She sat on my knees and lightly stroked the chest and stomach areas. She dropped her top without asking and did a great job with her hands. I was satisfied with everything, including cleanup and helping get dressed.

She asked where else in DC I'd been and I named a couple places. I think she was feeling me out to scam a few extra bucks. When she saw the 4T I left on the table, she got upset and said it was 6T. I held firm telling her I've never done that and she was pretty pissy as I left. I hate when that happens, but I know I was right.

Jenny is young and attractive, natural and small, and I'm sure willing to do everything to please. Except for the end, had a good attitude. English wasn't great, but not bad.

G'Day all, I am pleased to meet you through this esteemed forum. I have been here since January and am looking forward to at least three years based in DC. I have just spent a few years living in Malaysia, so unfortunately I have yellow fever Bad!

I have already learnt a great deal from this forum. In three months with the help of here, ********* and TER I have been able to sample the joys of mirage, 1333, Gold, and 1829 M. Unfortunately I was about a day late in discovering that OK was closed, I found out by looking like a complete idiot after a planned afternoon went wrong and I was left next to the stereo shop trying repeatedly to get through the door!

You have also intoduced me to a whole new world of acronyms, mongering is new but very appropriate! In course I will post details on mongering opportunities in Malaysia, Thailand or Singapore, or if you are heading that way soon pm me and I will let you know the details.

It is interesting to note the experiences of other people on this forum, I seethat someone had an average time with Sunny at gold, but I have been back weekly since the spa opened and have had an fantastic time, which I will give details of soon. I believe she heads home to NY soon.

I look forward to being an actve participant of this forum, and hope that I can contribute equally. Hopefully in time I will decipher the location of neverland, as this appears to be too good to be true! Someone please take pity on a newbie to the forum and pm me!

Cheers

Ozmong

I had a wonderous encounter with Kitty #1 at never neverland Saturday cinco de mayo.

When I arrived it was about 1 pm. I was shown to the room at the end of the hall. I haven't been upstairs for a really long time. I wonder if that's good or bad?

When I was greeted I was offered a pink gem. I had indulged in this delight before and declined. I asked for Kitty #2 who I found is on vacation until the 17th. So I asked for none other than Kitty #1 who I was fortunate was not playing with a ball of string.

When K1 arrived, the TS was occupied. So we made good use of the time while waiting. An appitizer of clam on the half shell was served. It was very clean and delicious. No signs of the havoc played on it the night before. The second course was an healthy serving of gummy bears which I truely love and savor, followed by a bit more clam diving.

As we moved over to the TS, I did see the hairy large back of another visitor to neverland. We really do need to watch our spacing eh? I recieved a nice scrubbing in all the right places with a apartif of scope. I new good things were to follow.

Back in the newly repaired room at the end of the hall, the action insued immediately. There was a serving of tube steak for K1, followed by a hugh helping of kitty-pie for PP. PP had no choice but to over eat as the portion was absolutely delicious. A sideways double chow down ensued, which got really sloppy! Someone forgot the napkins, so we had to use a towel. Again, and again, and again. This goes against my better judgement, but it sure is yummy.

The main course began with some good ole fashioned doggy. I heard something about that in Korea, but that was the last thing I wanted to talk about. A few minutes in and ole PP had an idea. Get K1 off the table and back into her heels for some doggy served table side. That did the trick for little miss kitty, and things started to get steamy. Miss K requested to see a missionary, I believe she may be a baptist. That missionary took her straight to heaven again. After she finshed chatting with him, she said somthing like metop, PP gladly obliged. Miss kitty rode the boloney pony like a rodeo champ. She definately surpassed the required 8 seconds. The two of us kept this up for over 15 minutes, and neither of us could believe ole PP's staying power. Miss kitty anounced she was finished, and it was PP's turn to finish.

PP took over the wheel and began driving miss kitty. PP made a left, and a right, and a left, and took her all the way home. PP had one more place to go before turning over the keys. It was something I had only done once before and it was with miss K1 just a few days earlier. Will have to consult the kama sutra to find out the name of this one, but it did the trick. PP went into overdrive, and it was soon all over.

I will have to return to neverland soon. I am running out of peanut butter, and I love honey roasted peter pan. I probably won't be able to go back soon, so someone please let me know when miss k2 returns. LL tells me, I really need to try that flavor.

I would like to hear about some happy exploits. Any of you had the pleasure yet?

PP out

Sign says Spa is closed, cops will be called if bell is rang.

Papasan1

[QUOTE=pussprowler]I would like to hear about some happy exploits. Any of you had the pleasure yet?

PP out[/QUOTE]

Ventured to Neverland and, to my dismay, "not busy" meant that one kitty was available. 'Tis a wonderful month between April and June.

Saddened that [color=orange][b]Tinkerbell, the fairy sprite[/b][/color], had fluttered away, [color=blue][b]Wendy[/b][/color] was auditioning for her next role, and [color=green][b]the elven princess[/b][/color] was negotiating a peace treaty with some neighboring prince, little Jake had to venture into new territory. A lovely butterfly escorted us on our journey.

Fun was had by all, covering all the normal stops on the Neverland tour...and all the while, I was serenaded by the love songs of the auditioning Wendy. She was truly giving a magnificent performance, but butterfly girl plugged my ears as she felt I [i]may[/i] have been distracted. On the contrary, the thought of Wendy being so close was a partial concession to the foiled Neverland tour that I had planned.

As soon as Wendy's audition was finished, [color=purple][b]the butterfly[/b][/color] began to sing her own song...and sing she did. The first was a little french number, and, if you can you believe it, a country song followed. Not your typical sad country song either...a very happy one. She must have had a spiritual experience because soon, after entering into some dialogue about virtues, she started screaming out His name.

Yes, 'tis a wonderful month between April and June.


Now, guys, while this is a wonderful fantasy, Neverland may experience a heatwave if it continues to be standing room only on the tour bus...
jj.

[QUOTE=BigTime3]PS - I am still maintaining my position that NON-CONTRIBUTING members will not get the Neverland location from me via PM. And yes, I look at posting history before answering my PMs - even from senior members.[/QUOTE]Dudes, same here, my lips are sealed on the location of Neverland.[/QUOTE]

Maintaining periscope depth and radio silence as to Neverland! Don't even bother.

Lax

On my way to Supra this week with fingers crossed. I've been staying off that train since summertime and haven't seen many postings about it, but the phone is being answered there again so I'm hoping for a nice journey.

[QUOTE=Papasan1]Sign says Spa is closed, cops will be called if bell is rang.

Papasan1[/QUOTE]That sign must have been hung just as I was leaving. They were open for business just three hours before your post.

Horsetrader

[QUOTE=Horsetrader]That sign must have been hung just as I was leaving. They were open for business just three hours before your post.

Horsetrader[/QUOTE]
If Papa was at the place he says, he must have been delusional. Maybe he should share some of what he is smoking...

[QUOTE=Horsetrader]That sign must have been hung just as I was leaving. They were open for business just three hours before your post.

Horsetrader[/QUOTE]I'm referring to Sun VIP at 719 8th SW

Place used to be on top of my list, always got a line up and always had plenty of beautiful actresses. Not known to normally accept none asian customers but I know there are a few lucky ones to have been granted membership.

Papasan1

There are two Suns!

[post=356389]Link to SPA address list.[/post]

I haven't heard anything about the VIP SUN in [b]SOUTHWEST[/b], the one Papa is reporting on, since Black Wednesday. Papa's report would make it appear to have been busted without fanfare, or possibly a landlord that shut it down to clean up his building.

LL

[QUOTE=LoveLOS]Here is the scene:[indent]LL has been transported to a fantasylan.... No. Not fantasy, more like a neverland! A world away, yet moments away. Wearing black [b][size=-2](green just isn't LL's color)[/size][/b], he spirals thru the night, as if in some kind of body rush...

Cut to:
DC townhouse, warm spring night, upper story room has the window open while the children are sleeping. Well, the eldest is in her 30's and the youngest is around 21; so to be politically correct, where the ADULT children are, well, doing what adults do on warm spring nights.

LL, in black, appears on the scene with a gust of wind, and some trash blowing along the gutter. Flying high thru the city streets on some magical mystery tour, he spies an open window. Being a natural voyeur, he sails effortlessly over. As he nears, he hears a young woman's voice, "Goodnight Mr Laxman! You come back tomorrow and see me? OK, honneeee!" The voice sounded like some kind of angel [b][size=-2]that had a funny kind of accent[/size][/b]. He reaches the window and sees a vision from heaven [b][size=-2](or possibly that could be Korea, I believe the girls look similar)[/size][/b] counting five crisp $20 bills with an evil sort of grin on her face.

LL appears in the window, Wendy sees him and smiles sweetly. LL considers for a moment, thinking "She is like an actress, a star." He floats thru the window to her side. They embrace. She kisses him as if they were engaged to be married. She starts removing his clothing, caressing his back...

In the heat of the encounter, LL's lovely, pixie-size fairy, Tinkerbell, who must have followed her heart [b][size=-2](or possibly went to the wrong room accidentally)[/size][/b]; enters thru a crack in the door. She is crushed and crimson with jealousy that her beloved LL was with another!

LL cares deeply for the weeping fairy, yet he is also torn by his adoration of the lovely Wendy. How you you please an angel and a fairy? [b][size=-2](I mean lets get real, they are both women, and how the hell do you please any of them?)[/size][/b] LL receives an inspiration! He calls Tinkerbell to his arms, without letting loose of Wendy's waist, to be sure. He caresses her face and kisses her, then he kisses Wendy while running a finger gently down the very-ticklish Tinkerbell's torso. Without a word he unsnaps Tinkerbell's bikini top, while slipping his hand around and squeezing Wendy's perfect little ass. LL, Tinkerbell, and Wendy begin a wondrous flight to never neverland...
[indent][indent][indent][indent][indent][indent][b][size=5]TO BE CONTINUED...[/size][/b][/indent][/indent][/indent][/indent][/indent][/indent][/indent][/QUOTE]

The flight was interrupted by voices in the hallway. Our attention was drawn to the door to our room opened. A rabbit with a pocket watch in his hand came hopping thru. He was mumbling something about being "late for a very important date." And then, as suddenly as she appeared, a wave of her wand, a flash of sparkling fairy dust, and both the rabbit and Tinkerbell were gone.

Wendy immediately barred the door with a chair and turned around. She and I locked eyes, she came to me, we embraced. She kissed me playfully, sucking at my lips, and occasionally lightly French kissing me. When she had my full attention. She pulled back and made a show of being scorned. She knew of my infatuation and trysts with Tinkerbell. "I think she is gone now," was her comment, with more of a hint of satisfaction than sadness in her voice.

As is confirmed repeatedly on these pages, the best actress wins! I must say she stayed in character and played the scorned lover right thru to our last goodbye kiss in the hallway as I exited. It was fun. I received, over our entire time together:[list][*]Completely confirmed accusations of my infidelity[*]Complaints bemoaning the long time between my visits[*]My excuse about her always being "busy" was regarded with suspicion[*]ill founded comments that I loved Tinkerbell more...[*]And more I love you's to pierce the heart more thoroughly.[/list]I love it when they act possessive; guess it reminds me of [post=502032]Nogi[/post]. :D

Most would describe our 80 minutes together as a true GFE. My only comment to that is I wish I had a girlfriend that would do the shit to me that Wendy does. OMFG. I do believe she enjoyed the massage I gave her almost, but not quite, as much as I enjoyed the one she gave me.

I left her presence a completely satisfied man. The automatic thought of stopping by TBWNN before returning to reality came, and went, almost with a hint of disgust, in a nanosecond. I was at the top of the mountain, I need to bask in the afterglow, because there is no higher peak.

And then I was off, Neverland rapidly receding in the distance, carried by a pungent cloud of earthy smoke. And I woke up here, writing this last line. Is Neverland a real place, or is it just fantasy?

Hope you enjoyed my fantasy,
LoveLOS

[QUOTE=Papasan1]I'm referring to Sun VIP at 719 8th SW

Place used to be on top of my list, always got a line up and always had plenty of beautiful actresses. Not known to normally accept none asian customers but I know there are a few lucky ones to have been granted membership.

Papasan1[/QUOTE]My mistake, I didn't read your original post carefully. I had never visited the one you referenced and had forgotten about it. The other Sun was open for business on Sunday.

Horsetrader

Greetings to all...

I have been restricted from the board for quite some time now. Since, I have been busted by my girl last year. Also, I have been out of the country several times during last year and this year.
Well, she is no longer around.
Like my handle, I can't kick the habit... LOL...

I see that some of you old regulars are still alive and kickin... and noticed a quite a few new posters as well... The board seems like it's been very active!

I think that some of you senior members will remember my handle?
I was the one who got busted by a provider, cause SOMEONE told the providers at Happi**** about the board. I think you'll also remember that I had to delete quite a few reports... LOL...

Anyway, it is so nice to be free again. Just the anticipation of the hobby is gettin me hyped up.

I see quite a few things have changed. I hope some of you generous senior members can lead me in the right direction again.
Cause, you know I love the hobby! Just as much as anyone out there!

Peace out.
H4L

Water is out...so we'll be without sunshine for a couple days...

Wonderful fantasy with my old pal Wendy .. know there are others but hard to imagine a better experience so in this case I am a repeat offender.

To get there, just click you heels together three times and say 'There's no place like home ...'

Know 'm mixing move metaphors but what the hey ...

I can agree with the recent rage in yellow fever. It seems there have been quite a few, well let's call them. I don't know. Inquiries. By the Crown Vic Crew. It seems the red lights in Neverland have been mixed with blue, LED I think. Just being around, just getting a brew or taking a walk after work seems to sometimes arouse some level of suspicion or at least a long look.

Maybe it's just me but it seems I'm hearing a Glenn Frey song over and over in my head.

We have to be discretionary with what we say and be very careful with what we dream.

Everyone be safe.

Cabbie!

A few days ago at 4:20pm, that semi-annual itch came and needed to be scratched again. I had considered venturing out to find and share some serious intel regarding places that I have not read about on this board, to elicit props from respected senior members, the wise punani sages of the p4p universe, and to benefit the greater good, but alas, old habits die hard, so I found myself on a slow approach to my favorite little walkup, minus the usual gay club crowd next door, must have been closed, who cares.

Mamasan greeted me with a big smile, recognizing me from months ago, a beacon of customer service. I asked for and received Jenny, who I believe consistently represents the classic k-girlish haircut and slutgear, for all you fans out there. I wanted to test my respected colleague LL's theory of victorious best acting, and she won. Whatever the case, I sense that this gal digs her job, my smile, her self-proclaimed expertise in the international language ("I give you best bj...all time!") and exchanging shit-talking phrases in English. Nothing sexier than curse words wrapped up in a thick jacket of asian accent, slight trace of nicotine. No ts, no sauna, full hour in room #3, where she also spoke Parisian, uncovered at first, covered at best. The vibe was so loose I even asked her if she spoke greek, but to no one's surprise she scoffed at that, laughing maniacally, as if it was some unholy, illegal and dirty act. Tired of conversation, I took the dog for a most rugged and brisk walk, completely by-passing the missionary and cowgirl standing on the curb, until utter and complete exhaustion. I left a most happy camper.

Body 8
Face 8.5
Sexo 7.5
Massagi 0
Attitude 9
Oscar ability 9

Safe and happy hunting!

Short story: Terrible.

Long story: Went to IHC around 1:30am after finding that the Sun had set early today (dammit! ). I forgot to ask for Sasha and got Yumi. From first glance she looked alright, had a nice pair of tits, long black hair, spinner body. As she leads me in I spot another monger who looked like he had TWO girls with him (lucky bastard! ) and one of them was really cute: dirty blond hair and from afar looked like she was in her 20's (double lucky bastard! ) Unfortunately for me I got a glance at Yumi in the direct light and she was probably TWICE that age. Had wrinkle lines around the eyes and even without touching I could tell they were bolt-ons and not very good at that. She asks for the $$ out front. My first warning. TS was prefunctory, little attention paid anywhere. Second warning. She did ask me how many times I had been there etc and upon her return after we finished TS, she had a rubber in hand so I guess I passed the test. Starts off with a rather lame massage so I start chatting it up with her. Hoping a connection might make things better. She then says "Turn over, let's chat" and boys she was NOT talking French! By this time in mind I've struck out. After telling me about where she's from and how she wants to start a business blah blah blah, I start petting the kitty as a hint to start something up. She gets the hint but does push the hand away. Spends no longer than 3 min on a lame CBJ. Refuses DATY. Hops on top for CG. I guess she gets tired after about 5 min and wants me to do doggy. After 5 min about that, *I* am getting bored so I flip to mish to complete. I must've banged for 20 min straight but got so little response from her that I just couldn't pop. No kissing, nothing. Finally I close my eyes and think of something sexy so I could pop. Immediately after I pop she asks me if I am married. WTF? ! ? Cleans me up and goes to get a hot towel while I recover. Returns, gives a few wipes and goes to get me water as I'm sweating pretty hard having had done all the work. Gives me the water and leaves while telling me to get dressed (? ! ? ). She tells me to tell my friends about her. Yeah, that's exactly what I'm doing. Stay away! She has a tat of a flower on her right cheek if you want to try to avoid her.

I think part of this is reading the Neverland reports and just having too high of an expectation in my mind.

Body 6 Face 5 Sexo 4 Massagi 0 Attitude 4 Oscar ability (what? It wasn't even a be-movie! )

[QUOTE=Sam 69]Short story Terrible.

Long story: Went to IHC around 1:30am after finding that the Sun had set early today (dammit! ). I forgot to ask for Sasha and got Yumi. From first glance she looked alright, had a nice pair of tits, long black hair, spinner body. As she leads me in I spot another monger who looked like he had TWO girls with him (lucky bastard! ) and one of them was really cute: dirty blond hair and from afar looked like she was in her 20's (double lucky bastard! ) Unfortunately for me I got a glance at Yumi in the direct light and she was probably TWICE that age. Had wrinkle lines around the eyes and even without touching I could tell they were bolt-ons and not very good at that. She asks for the $$ out front. My first warning. TS was prefunctory, little attention paid anywhere. Second warning. She did ask me how many times I had been there etc and upon her return after we finished TS, she had a rubber in hand so I guess I passed the test. Starts off with a rather lame massage so I start chatting it up with her. Hoping a connection might make things better. She then says "Turn over, let's chat" and boys she was NOT talking French! By this time in mind I've struck out. After telling me about where she's from and how she wants to start a business blah blah blah, I start petting the kitty as a hint to start something up. She gets the hint but does push the hand away. Spends no longer than 3 min on a lame CBJ. Refuses DATY. Hops on top for CG. I guess she gets tired after about 5 min and wants me to do doggy. After 5 min about that, *I* am getting bored so I flip to mish to complete. I must've banged for 20 min straight but got so little response from her that I just couldn't pop. No kissing, nothing. Finally I close my eyes and think of something sexy so I could pop. Immediately after I pop she asks me if I am married. WTF? ! ? Cleans me up and goes to get a hot towel while I recover. Returns, gives a few wipes and goes to get me water as I'm sweating pretty hard having had done all the work. Gives me the water and leaves while telling me to get dressed (? ! ? ). She tells me to tell my friends about her. Yeah, that's exactly what I'm doing. Stay away! She has a tat of a flower on her right cheek if you want to try to avoid her.

I think part of this is reading the Neverland reports and just having too high of an expectation in my mind.

Body 6 Face 5 Sexo 4 Massagi 0 Attitude 4 Oscar ability (what? It wasn't even a be-movie! )[/QUOTE]


Hey Sam69,
Did you mention that the Sun had set early? Meaning, they were closed?
Cause, I know the owner. Can you let me know, exactly when you were there?

Thanks...

Peace out.
H4L

Found myself in 1413K this afternoon...

NANA!!! It is all true!

I had a fine time but when I saw Yong there a few months ago she was better.

JJ

I was dreaming last night. Weather is getting warmer and my fever gets bad this time of year.

I'm on the street downtown. GHS is the initials I see on a mailbox. Funny. Next I'm walking past a nice sized park. Then I found myself saying Hello,, to an older asian lady. She seemed happy to see me. There was a little music playing in the backround and everything was really relaxed. Next I'm relaxing in a hot room (sauna? ) with a towel on and I'm reading the paper. I'm in the room for what seems like forever. Ok, off to a shower to cool off. Back in the hot room. Yet again for what seems like forever. Time seems to be going very slow.

I meet an old friend Ruby. Who has a nicer body than I remember. Well, we 'talk' for a while, then she decides to get acquainted. We haven't seen each other in. Well it seems like forever. Somehow my back feels better and I'm incredibly relaxed. There's a TV in the room and we're watching a show about a cowgirl from Korea. Flip the channel and there's a show on Missionaries in south America. Then we move to a show about dog walking and the benefits for the owner and the dog. Back to the missionary show, this time they're in central America. I pulled the plug out of the wall and the TV goes off.

Next thing I know, I'm walking past a big club and a hotel.

After that. It's cold in my room and I get up to close the window. Damn no wonder I have allergies. Pollen will kill ya'.

Awake and disoriented I was this morning.

PM for what the dream really means. Some details omitted. I can share if need be.

Cabbie!

[QUOTE=LoveLOS]There are two Suns!

[post=356389]Link to SPA address list.[/post]

I haven't heard anything about the VIP SUN in [b]SOUTHWEST[/b], the one Papa is reporting on, since Black Wednesday. Papa's report would make it appear to have been busted without fanfare, or possibly a landlord that shut it down to clean up his building.

LL[/QUOTE]

I am fairly certain that Sun VIP in SE was closed and the address printed in the article in the post the day after BW.

[QUOTE=pussprowler]I am fairly certain that Sun VIP in SE was closed and the address printed in the article in the post the day after BW.[/QUOTE]

That was one of the times it was closed.

Never been there, but have driven by. It has popped up a few times since - a couple weeks straight advertising on CL one time - but it's been closed much more than it's been open.

Went to IHC yesterday and asked for Sasha - was told she is on extended vacation, then asked for someone similar. Was shown into the waiting room and soon afterward was introduced to a young 20 something round faced cute K girl, 5'5"ish, thin with nice C's (I'm pretty sure artificially created) who's parent's must have Mickey Mantel fans (or maybe George Costanza). Face was a 7 - I'm not as big a fan of the round face, body was an 8 1/2, attitude was 8 1/2-9.

Great TS, followed by good strong massage, then by soft massage, a little discussion of the most recent election (or erection?) in France with a good solid Oh Yeah - then the finishing religous prayer. TS was 7-8, Massage was 8, all else was 8+.

We had a nice chat and hang out for a little while afterward. She said she would be going on vacation in a few weeks. Overall, I'd say it was another strong experience. Sorry to hear about another's experience there, but so far I've had good times at this establishment. By the way, I've paid everything in the room at the beginning every time.

For those who PM every time I post about this place - RTFF for location and info, and yes there is parking.

Probably not the 1333 I've seen mentioned in other reports. I wandered around a circle, had a doughnut, crossed the street, and went upstairs. Met Lucky. Got a nice playful TS, then a decent massage.- through a towel, which was a first for me. I wasn't particular inspired at that point, so I asked if she could lend a hand. She seemed slightly disappointed, but she happily agreed. I asked if I could see more, but that upped the ante so I said never mind. Too bad for her, because it takes me longer without the eye candy. She was actually quite tired, but her attitude was good. 6. 5 across the board I suppose. I may go back when I feel the need for a more thorough workout, but I kind of miss Nana so it may be a while.

I have been a visitor and contributor to this site for several months. I'm a big fan of GHS and have paid their power bill for a long time!

I'm interested in visiting neverland. I am a senior mongerer, can I get a tip on where to go? Thanks, amigos. I'll let you know how it goes!

Neverland

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Hello buddy,

I am pretty new to this... Married, you know... I was wondering if you can share with me the address of that place. I truly appreciate it.

Cheers!
JW


I got the above via PM from some jackass with a total of ZERO posts :mad:

One final time for all who want to know about Neverland...if you don't already know, don't ask.

Lax

Hey Lax,

I have a question. Can you PM me your cell phone number so I can call you?

Thanks bunches!

[QUOTE=Laxman #2]Neverland

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Hello buddy,

I am pretty new to this... Married, you know... I was wondering if you can share with me the address of that place. I truly appreciate it.

Cheers!
JW


I got the above via PM from some jackass with a total of ZERO posts :mad:

One final time for all who want to know about Neverland...if you don't already know, don't ask.

Lax[/QUOTE]

You've got to give it to him... He's got balls.

I think with almost 300 posts I am a pretty good poster and even I am hesitant to ask for detals...

Damn... Just goes to show that he read enough of the forum to know about Neverland, but not enough to know that to get intel you must supply intel.

Van

If Vandriver can't get intel on Neverland with 300 posts, I wonder who can?

Bill

No one seems to be answering the phone these days at Supra, which was my go-to daydreaming locale until You Know When. Has anyone paid a visit within the past month or so?

[QUOTE=Bill88]If Vandriver can't get intel on Neverland with 300 posts, I wonder who can?

Bill[/QUOTE]
Bill, I think that youre missing something. Van wasnt the one asking...it was a 0 post noob.

Carl Lewis was a winner that year.

Anyways, I visited his old gym a week ago Friday and met with a trainer named Cherry for a workout in room #5. Cherry is 32 (self-report); petite; originally from Korea, but perfect english.

LARS:

Face - 7
Body - 7
Attitude - 8
Service - 7.5

Main service shortcoming was lack of attention to area of asian pleasure for both TS and full workout. On the plus side, I did ask if I could watch her workout herself for a while, which I liked very much. All signs suggest that she enjoyed it as well.

Multicultural Massage Parlor

I visited Allyssa out in VA today. Search for her on Eros. She's out there with 2 other non-FS providers. Everything on her page is accurate; she also has very accurate reviews on The E##### Review. My experience mirrored those of others, except that my 1hr appt lasted a mere 45 mins. There wasn't a rush, but her time management definitely wasn't in my favor.

LARS

Face - 9
Body - 8
Attitude - 7
Service - 7

OK massage. Nice russian finish. She still has a very athletic body, but some signs of birthing are evident.

I forgot to mention that Laura (mentioned in previous posts of others) is no longer training at the olympic gym.

[QUOTE=Laxman #2]Neverland

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Hello buddy,

I am pretty new to this... Married, you know... I was wondering if you can share with me the address of that place. I truly appreciate it.

Cheers!
JW


I got the above via PM from some jackass with a total of ZERO posts :mad:

One final time for all who want to know about Neverland...if you don't already know, don't ask.

Lax[/QUOTE]

I think the address of Neverland is 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. NW. Just knock on the door and tell'em what you want.