General Reports

[QUOTE=Virile Vito]Another Blast from the Past is back - Kayla in the Advocate. Advertises as 20yrs old, 5-4, 115, blonde hair, blue eyes. Tiny, tight and white, pretty much the same as the last time she was around. Here is a report from the Vito Archives, for the information of any who may be tempted:

Of course, Kayla was the first of several attempted Advocate listings to actually pick up the phone. Set up an incall appointment and we agreed that I'd be there in ten minutes. Arrived, called and she was gone. Said she'd be back in 15 minutes, so I waited. Around two hours and several back and forth calls later, we finally got down to it. I paid for the 1/2 hr, which I think was around $125 then and probably more now. Like alot of these younger Advocate/CL types, her technique was mediocre and her attitude was hurry up and get out. The concept of providing decent service to gain a good rep and regular business never occurs to them. Kayla turned out to be not just tight, but too tight - she was in pain and finished me by hand. L/A/S = 7.5/2/3

The Advocate menu always looks tempting, but if you find a listing that is timely, accurate and provides good value and service, be assured that it is the exception. It took me many tries to finally swear off being suckered in by these Advocate ads - caveat emptor![/QUOTE]Vito,

Thanks for the reviews. Can't agree more about what you said about younger advocate types. To me, any of the crew who work out of days inn on brainard invariably of that type. Often they not there (or busy) when you show up in parking lot, and get lot of b.s. about they;ll be back in 15 mins etc. Or you get in, maybe even choice of 2 girls, but are in huge rush to get you out of there. Once asked to take shower they were out of clean towels so many guys thru there already. Finally learned just to avoid anyone who works out of there young even if good price. Descriptions invariably bad also, things such as fake ethnicity (guess they figure you won't notice) or upsize cupsize by 1 or 2 categories (again, guess you won't notice).

[QUOTE=Avojo1]Tampx, I have seen her in the past, she was a 1.25 girl just a while ago who used to adv. in the Advocate with no time limits. She is a lot of fun but I don't think she is worth her new bill since in comparison to most of the other high end girls I have seen around hereand in Boston. Check out Eros for same price and 3X quality if you're shopping that range. Just my 2 cents. No digs meant to anyone.

avojo takin it slow.[/QUOTE]She was NEVER is the advocate or at 1.25, so you are completely wrong about her.

While we are talking Advocate ads, one I've had some luck with just says
"lets have some fun" or someting low key like that. her # is 508-1*** she dosn't work all the time, so if you see the add, thats wthe time to call.

Feedback from anyone who has experienced services from the following Advocate ad would be appreciated:

EROTIC MASSAGE or DOMINATION By Mature BBW 1-413-775-XXXX

[QUOTE=Jjj123]Feedback from anyone who has experienced services from the following Advocate ad would be appreciated:

EROTIC MASSAGE or DOMINATION By Mature BBW 1-413-775-XXXX[/QUOTE]

Hi J,

For a low post guy, it's better if you give your feedback first, for appreciation and to provide some truzst.

[QUOTE=Bad Dawg]Hi J,

For a low post guy, it's better if you give your feedback first, for appreciation and to provide some truzst.[/QUOTE]

Particularly having been a member since Christmas, having posted only four times and every time to ask for information, never to provide information.

[QUOTE=Jjj123]Feedback from anyone who has experienced services from the following Advocate ad would be appreciated:

EROTIC MASSAGE or DOMINATION By Mature BBW 1-413-775-XXXX[/QUOTE] I was All-State until my playing surface became unfavorable but if I was still active I'd tell you this: Take One For The (fucking) Team!!!!

[QUOTE=Jjj123]Feedback from anyone who has experienced services from the following Advocate ad would be appreciated:

EROTIC MASSAGE or DOMINATION By Mature BBW 1-413-775-XXXX[/QUOTE]

First off, BBW is already a turn off.

And, in CL here are some translations:

Petite = fat

Slim = fat

Athletic = fat

Skinny = fat

Curvy = oh my god, I'm FAT

Busty = holy shit am I FAT!

BBW = I'm so fucking FAT!!!! (and I smell too)

just so you know...

Gents - more words of wisdom by Garthy. Take note.

God that was funny - LOL

[QUOTE=Garthy]First off, BBW is already a turn off.

And, in CL here are some translations:

Petite = fat

Slim = fat

Athletic = fat

Skinny = fat

Curvy = oh my god, I'm FAT

Busty = holy shit am I FAT!

BBW = I'm so fucking FAT!!!! (and I smell too)

just so you know...[/QUOTE]You know, some of us like em fat. And smelly.

I was with this bbw in another state just to the north of us and I pulled her pants down and promptly instructed her to get in the shower so I could "watch".

She got the stink out and it was all good.

She tossed a mean salad too. She cooked everything the chef told her to.

Ah...some good discussion.

I can give hearty certifications for a few, Stacey who is a long time CLer as well as advocate...and Nikki, "amateur porn star". Neither is GFE, but if you like some lite milk chocolate, then they are good finds.

Now here is my question of the day:
Has Dee lost weight or are those old pics. I'm sorely tempted just for old times sake. She was a fun boat to rock and a sweet attitude. :)

Now here is my question of the day:
Has Dee lost weight or are those old pics. I'm sorely tempted just for old times sake. She was a fun boat to rock and a sweet attitude.

I saw her a couple of weeks ago, The pics are old..........she has put on a few pounds.........but the service was fine..........and she does not hold back or rush.

From today's Courant (front page):
[url]http://www.courant.com/news/nationworld/hc-escorts.artmay02,0,4491337.story?coll=hc-headlines-custom2[/url]

[QUOTE=Stoner]Ah...some good discussion.

I can give hearty certifications for a few, Stacey who is a long time CLer as well as advocate...and Nikki, "amateur porn star". Neither is GFE, but if you like some lite milk chocolate, then they are good finds.

Now here is my question of the day:
Has Dee lost weight or are those old pics. I'm sorely tempted just for old times sake. She was a fun boat to rock and a sweet attitude. :)[/QUOTE]Stoner,

Nikki - is that the same Nikki from a certain website that I don't want to name here in the open? I knew of a Nikki who worked for a local stripper service and she was away doing porn when I wanted to book her for a bachelor party.

If that's the case, I may have to say hello.

[QUOTE=SR Only]From today's Courant (front page):
[url]http://www.courant.com/news/nationworld/hc-escorts.artmay02,0,4491337.story?coll=hc-headlines-custom2[/url][/QUOTE]

Yeah, Especially after the "Washington Madam" began naming names of high ranking politicos.

Well, in some ways, it's about time they were "Outted" while playing "Oh, Sex is bad! We must
Stop Prostitution! I've Never paid for Sex! I am a law abiding, Chasted married man! I would never
cheat on my wife!"-types.. You know, the Rush-Alikes? The ones who claim they're squeaky
clean, but in reality are just as much into illicite actions, enjoy a little action on the side, and probably
even go as far as live-out their kinks, that their wives won't. 'Bout bloody time they were
told they aren't as pure as Ivory Snow.

But, welcome to the age of hyper politics. Where they clammer for the votes, seeking support from
the reich..err.. Right. (sorry, slipped.) Even now, I'm being bombarded with ads for presidential candidates,
via email. (Hello?? Doesn't anyone follow the "Do Not Spam" non-mailing lists?)
(Worse thing is, from ALL Parties!)

But, they'll do anything to get voted in, reclaim their seat, or keep in their office to spread
their lies, while saying "Oh Yes, I will do exactly as you want me to.", only to leave everyone
behind, and fill their own agenda, and when they're caught, beg forgiveness.

Thankfully, I have no dirty laundry. I'm a normal human, with a normal life, and yes,
even a normal need for companionship, and if it involves making love to a woman I'm not
married to, so be it! Yes, i could be fired from my job if my life was truely public. Unfortunately,
that's how the religious/political reich.. err.. right (sorry, did it again) puts people under
the microscope. Yet, they themselves live identical lives, and have the same weaknesses, but
refuse to let it be known.

Sorry, It's been a few weeks.. damn dry season, and work is driving me bonkers too!

Stepping off the soap-box.

Wander --:Those who wander, aren't necessarily lost!

You won't find me anywhere near the usual locations for the time being, and if you all were smart, you'd steer clear as well.

[QUOTE=Stoner]Ah...some good discussion.

Now here is my question of the day:
Has Dee lost weight or are those old pics. I'm sorely tempted just for old times sake. She was a fun boat to rock and a sweet attitude. :)[/QUOTE]


Alas those are old pics. Nonetheless anytime with Dee has always been well (and completely) spent. Stoner I encourage you to pay a return visit; you know how she loves to welcome old friends! :)

Hey fellas, I picked up a crack head wiht fire engine red head hair for a CIM BBBJ for 30 on Whethersfield Ave.

I hate it when they get in and say "drive" and then break out the crack stem.

Shes gotta nice body, but a few too many miles. HIGH RISK. check the car after she gets out to make sure you arent left holding her bag. literally.

However, the service was enthusiastic.

The Hobo.

Pick up one known abusers that I had been dealing off and on with for several years would not hesitate to AR or BBBJWS awsome skills, never exposed any of her short comings (crack habit). LEO pulls up on us while we are doing the deed; shines the spot on us and orders us to exit the car. After the questioning routine he searches the car for suspision purposes and finds a glass pipe , copper brillo and 1 half vial of crack under the passenger seat. I do not smoke crack and she denied that these items belong to her. Long story short I had to dance through flaming hoops to get out of that situation. Its a grap shoot when you are mongering.


[QUOTE=Hobo Bob]Hey fellas, I picked up a crack head wiht fire engine red head hair for a CIM BBBJ for 30 on Whethersfield Ave.

I hate it when they get in and say "drive" and then break out the crack stem.

Shes gotta nice body, but a few too many miles. HIGH RISK. check the car after she gets out to make sure you arent left holding her bag. literally.

However, the service was enthusiastic.

The Hobo.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Hobo Bob]Hey fellas, I picked up a crack head wiht fire engine red head hair for a CIM BBBJ for 30 on Whethersfield Ave.

I hate it when they get in and say "drive" and then break out the crack stem.

Shes gotta nice body, but a few too many miles. HIGH RISK. check the car after she gets out to make sure you arent left holding her bag. literally.

However, the service was enthusiastic.

The Hobo.[/QUOTE]

She stands out like a sore thumb. Did she have her friends cell phone with her? It won't be long before she's back in Niantic. She just got out not too long ago. She's a nice person when not fucked up, but she seems like the type that will go nuts on you if you refuse to drive her to her dealers house after the deed is done. I agree, be careful and use your best judgement.

[QUOTE=Hobo Bob]Hey fellas, I picked up a crack head wiht fire engine red head hair for a CIM BBBJ for 30 on Whethersfield Ave.

I hate it when they get in and say "drive" and then break out the crack stem.

Shes gotta nice body, but a few too many miles. HIGH RISK. check the car after she gets out to make sure you arent left holding her bag. literally.

However, the service was enthusiastic.

The Hobo.[/QUOTE]

had one SERIOUSLY scarey moment with one girl, ages ago.. she gets in the car, CBJ, exits..
I went down the road, when I felt something sticking me in the back. when I reached back, I heard
a crack! when I pulled my hand back, I was cut. Jammed into the seat,e between the cushions,
was a glass pipe. Obvious for what.. burned end. and, Dumbo me, I managed to break it, and
cut myself. Needless to say, stopped at a gas station (outside hartford) with restrooms, cleaned my
hand up. (no serious cuts, Thankfully!) got the pipe out of the seat without breaking it further,
and discarded it.

Had one girl tell me about one trick she had, where she tried reverse CG'ing the guy in the car,
when she felt something wet on her breast. It turned out to be the guy's hand, but wasn't sure where
the wetness was coming from. When she got back to her appartment, she found
her entire front covered in blood. Then, she went looking for her crack pipe. GONE. Thinking the guy
must've cut himself on the pipe, or something.. totally scared her away from ever smoking crack again!

Wanderer --:Those who wander, Aren't necessarily lost!

[QUOTE=Seymore]Pick up one known abusers that I had been dealing off and on with for several years would not hesitate to AR or BBBJWS awsome skills, never exposed any of her short comings (crack habit). LEO pulls up on us while we are doing the deed; shines the spot on us and orders us to exit the car. After the questioning routine he searches the car for suspision purposes and finds a glass pipe , copper brillo and 1 half vial of crack under the passenger seat. I do not smoke crack and she denied that these items belong to her. Long story short I had to dance through flaming hoops to get out of that situation. Its a grap shoot when you are mongering.[/QUOTE]

Glad you came out of that ok. That really could've turned out ugly if the cop was in a bad mood or wanted to impress his Sargeant. Who was the girl? If you don't want to say in the open forum, feel free to PM.

[QUOTE=Hobo Bob]Hey fellas, I picked up a crack head wiht fire engine red head hair for a CIM BBBJ for 30 on Whethersfield Ave.

I hate it when they get in and say "drive" and then break out the crack stem.

Shes gotta nice body, but a few too many miles. HIGH RISK. check the car after she gets out to make sure you arent left holding her bag. literally.

However, the service was enthusiastic.

The Hobo.[/QUOTE]

I have a personal fave frequently on the upper end of Wethersfield; claims no drugs, but who can you trust. She is a bit older. PM if you care to compare notes.

Had the luxery of seeing Cassie, a younger blond, leather jacket wearing, cutie. On Wethersfield. Haven't seen her in a bit. I'm wondering is she is the same redhead. Names starts with see. Kind of impersonable and nothing to brag about.

Picked up an old friend Angie on Niles and Sigourney today. She's still looking good but is starting to get a little worn. Says she is planning to move to Puerto Rico soon. Provided another great bbbjcim for $20.

I saw her several times 2-3 years ago, she probably is 23 now.
1.3 & 2.

For a young lady she was always nice to me. Always seemed to have phone problems. She does answer, but unless you get her, her mail box is always full. I have set up two appointments in recent weeks, both times upon arrival we never met up because of the phone issue. I hate sitting in the parking lot waiting.

Yes she was very tight. Always started carefully on top after a few licks and CBJ. No doggie, but would do missionary once she losened up. She loved receiving oral.

[QUOTE=Virile Vito]Another Blast from the Past is back - Kayla in the Advocate. Advertises as 20yrs old, 5-4, 115, blonde hair, blue eyes. Tiny, tight and white, pretty much the same as the last time she was around. Here is a report from the Vito Archives, for the information of any who may be tempted:

Of course, Kayla was the first of several attempted Advocate listings to actually pick up the phone. Set up an incall appointment and we agreed that I'd be there in ten minutes. Arrived, called and she was gone. Said she'd be back in 15 minutes, so I waited. Around two hours and several back and forth calls later, we finally got down to it. I paid for the 1/2 hr, which I think was around $125 then and probably more now. Like alot of these younger Advocate/CL types, her technique was mediocre and her attitude was hurry up and get out. The concept of providing decent service to gain a good rep and regular business never occurs to them. Kayla turned out to be not just tight, but too tight - she was in pain and finished me by hand. L/A/S = 7.5/2/3

The Advocate menu always looks tempting, but if you find a listing that is timely, accurate and provides good value and service, be assured that it is the exception. It took me many tries to finally swear off being suckered in by these Advocate ads - caveat emptor![/QUOTE]

Observing tonight, the south end had a wide variety, from fuglies to semi-ok, as well as a Channel 3 truck getting ready to go live next to Buckley High. I didn't want to see my ugly mug on television, so I went home to catch up on my web surfing. :)

Can anyone tell me how Kahootz (East Hartford) has been recently? I used to go there regularly prior to 2002 and it was fantastic. Since then I have moved far away and rarely get back to CT. I hop into Kahootz probably about once a year now, however the last time I went back it seemed to go down hill quite a bit. There were only a few girls there and they seemed to be agressively monitoring all the lap dances. And I think they finally added a cover charge.

[QUOTE=Setialphafive]Can anyone tell me how Kahootz (East Hartford) has been recently? I used to go there regularly prior to 2002 and it was fantastic. Since then I have moved far away and rarely get back to CT. I hop into Kahootz probably about once a year now, however the last time I went back it seemed to go down hill quite a bit. There were only a few girls there and they seemed to be agressively monitoring all the lap dances. And I think they finally added a cover charge.[/QUOTE]

They have a cover charge after 7pm. Not sure of the quality of girls because I don't waste time there, I head straight for EB.

[QUOTE=Setialphafive]Can anyone tell me how Kahootz (East Hartford) has been recently? I used to go there regularly prior to 2002 and it was fantastic. Since then I have moved far away and rarely get back to CT. I hop into Kahootz probably about once a year now, however the last time I went back it seemed to go down hill quite a bit. There were only a few girls there and they seemed to be agressively monitoring all the lap dances. And I think they finally added a cover charge.[/QUOTE]I was there in October of 2005. Quite the lineup that night. I don't like the stage area.

Now, this was the night of my Stag and my friend gave me 100 bucks, so I blew it on a lap dance from this hot ass brazilian. I kept asking her for more but she said I would have to come back one more time for that to happen. Never did.

Now, dancing on the stage was Brinn and Susie. I asked Brinn if she works outside of the club and she told me to give her my number. I did, she called a few days later - actually while I was driving with my SO. Anyways, I called back and spoke to Susie for what was like an hour - she though I was someone else for a while. I told her I was interested in coming to see her in Enfield and she said she'd call me back. Brinn called me later on and I asked how much, she asked how much was I thinking, I said 2 and she said more like 15 for the both of us. I said what about just one and she said 6. Way too high for me.

Add to that I got a text message a few days later from a friend of there's offering herself for 5.

ANyways, when I was there I liked what I saw for the most part.

[QUOTE=Setialphafive]Can anyone tell me how Kahootz (East Hartford) has been recently? I used to go there regularly prior to 2002 and it was fantastic. Since then I have moved far away and rarely get back to CT. I hop into Kahootz probably about once a year now, however the last time I went back it seemed to go down hill quite a bit. There were only a few girls there and they seemed to be agressively monitoring all the lap dances. And I think they finally added a cover charge.[/QUOTE]


'Down hill a bit?" You don't miss a beat, Kahoots shoulda been closed a couple years ago. For more quotes and details on this check the Vernon forum. I agree with Wolfie, shoot over to EB's and don't waste your time or money.

[QUOTE=Blue Heart]I asked how much, she asked how much was I thinking, I said 2 and she said more like 15 for the both of us. I said what about just one and she said 6. Way too high for me.

Add to that I got a text message a few days later from a friend of there's offering herself for 5.[/QUOTE]


Dayum. Why is it that strippers always think their pooter is made of gold? Geez.

[QUOTE=JMG]Dayum. Why is it that strippers always think their pooter is made of gold? Geez.[/QUOTE]

No shit, I had to read that three times to make sure my eyes weren't playing tricks on me. $1,500.00?? She obviously must've been high on the happy candy when she called. Let's see, a 10-day Caribbean cruise, or an hour with some skanks who think way to highly of themselves.....

[QUOTE=Bad Dawg]'Down hill a bit?" You don't miss a beat, Kahoots shoulda been closed a couple years ago. For more quotes and details on this check the Vernon forum. I agree with Wolfie, shoot over to EB's and don't waste your time or money.[/QUOTE]Very good advice, thanks! After checking out EB's I doubt I will be back at Kahootz too much. It is nice to finally have an alternative when I am visiting ct.

Did you tell her you had a Porsche that matches your bank account? LOL.
Did you tell her your name is Blue Steel or something?

[QUOTE=Stoner]Did you tell her you had a Porsche that matches your bank account? LOL.

Did you tell her your name is Blue Steel or something?[/QUOTE]My name mentioned and they automatically know they will get paid only what they are worth. Currently the going rate for quality poo in my book is $60 for the hour. Possibly 100 and that is only if they are a solid 8 or better. An outstanding bj is worth 40, 80 if there are two of them. By the way these rates are for the "private stock" stuff. If we are talking sw then cut everything in half.

It's a buyers market at the moment.

Steel Blue

Reverse Sting taking place as we speak on Wethersfield ave Stonington St area!

[QUOTE=MrGopher]Reverse Sting taking place as we speak on Wethersfield ave Stonington St area![/QUOTE]

Interesting. My intel failed me this time to inform me beforehand, but it has been since confirmed. Wolfie dodges another bullet.

[QUOTE=MrGopher]Reverse Sting taking place as we speak on Wethersfield ave Stonington St area![/QUOTE]Forgive the "noobiness" of this, but what is a "reverse" sting?

[QUOTE=Blue Heart]Forgive the "noobiness" of this, but what is a "reverse" sting?[/QUOTE]
LE posing as pros, pinching johns.
Sting: LE posing as johns, pinching pros.

Also: when you inject your venom into the wasp.