Bullshit that has Nothing to do With Pussy

[QUOTE=NitroPimp;5144825]I agree, some stuff is really funny deserves its own section. He's probably a unemployed Penthouse Variations editor.[/QUOTE]I have been warned against argumentative comments against other posters. So I will simply post facts. I commented about the death of Dawn Wells (Mary Ann). He posted a comment about Ginger and Mary Ann being lesbians and fucking as his response to an obituary. I called him something uncomplimentary. Use your own judgement.

O.

[QUOTE=Ump1969;5147487]I have been warned against argumentative comments against other posters. So I will simply post facts. I commented about the death of Dawn Wells (Mary Ann). He posted a comment about Ginger and Mary Ann being lesbians and fucking as his response to an obituary. I called him something uncomplimentary. Use your own judgement.

O.[/QUOTE]I'm about 90% certain he has never seen an escort. When he's not writing stories about people who don't exist, he'll write reviews about services from known girls that nobody else has received. When he's confronted about it he will laugh it off like "you just don't know how to convince her" but can't answer basic follow up questions like "what did you pay?" or "where did you see her?

My guess is he just uses this board as a muse for his cuck / dom erotica. That's fine, but he should at least learn to give his escorts more than one personality type. More realistic that way.

[QUOTE=GeorgeStark;5056457]DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT A DOCTOR. THIS IS NOT MEDICAL ADVICE.


Late follow-up. TLDR: I think should all be taking 8,000 to 10,000 IU of vitamin D per day, and that's not just hobbyists worried about covid, that's everybody.

[/QUOTE]I failed to mention that supplemental vitamin D should be accompanied by magnesium and vitamn K2.

Also, the 10,000 figure from the paper I linked was what was needed for virtually everybody to reach the level they considered optimal. Many / most people will need less, depending on body mass, obesity, other factors.

This paper has a table, Table 1, of recommended amounts of all 3 supplements.

[URL]https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7406600/[/URL]

[QUOTE=Jinurso;5147637]I'm about 90% certain he has never seen an escort. When he's not writing stories about people who don't exist, he'll write reviews about services from known girls that nobody else has received. When he's confronted about it he will laugh it off like "you just don't know how to convince her" but can't answer basic follow up questions like "what did you pay?" or "where did you see her?

My guess is he just uses this board as a muse for his cuck / dom erotica. That's fine, but he should at least learn to give his escorts more than one personality type. More realistic that way.[/QUOTE]Yes, especially the one where he put a girl's head through the wall where she turned around and blew another guy in the other room.

[QUOTE=Jinurso;5147637]I'm about 90% certain he has never seen an escort. When he's not writing stories about people who don't exist, he'll write reviews about services from known girls that nobody else has received. When he's confronted about it he will laugh it off like "you just don't know how to convince her" but can't answer basic follow up questions like "what did you pay?" or "where did you see her?

My guess is he just uses this board as a muse for his cuck / dom erotica. That's fine, but he should at least learn to give his escorts more than one personality type. More realistic that way.[/QUOTE]I have competition?! I'm fit to be tied! Hmmph!

[QUOTE=NitroPimp;5147952]Yes, especially the one where he put a girl's head through the wall where she turned around and blew another guy in the other room.[/QUOTE]Personally, I think he's a kid playing games here. Writes stuff like I used to write on bathroom walls when I was 15.

[QUOTE=HanginBalls;5148156]I have competition?! I'm fit to be tied! Hmmph![/QUOTE]Aren't you actually tied to be fit?

[QUOTE=Chicago41;5148796]Personally, I think he's a kid playing games here. Writes stuff like I used to write on bathroom walls when I was 15.[/QUOTE]15 would be a little ambitious (for you)!

[QUOTE=Chicago41;5148796]Personally, I think he's a kid playing games here. Writes stuff like I used to write on bathroom walls when I was 15.[/QUOTE]Nah, he writes like an older dude. He has that 1970's writing style. It's hard to explain unless you've studied film or lit (or I guess if you lived in the 1970's), but the best comparison is Woody Allen. Everybody he writes is sassy and clever, with lots of one liners. HangingBalls has that kind of narrative style.

Real hookers are too transactional to be witty.

[QUOTE=Jinurso;5147637]I'm about 90% certain he has never seen an escort. When he's not writing stories about people who don't exist, he'll write reviews about services from known girls that nobody else has received. When he's confronted about it he will laugh it off like "you just don't know how to convince her" but can't answer basic follow up questions like "what did you pay?" or "where did you see her?

My guess is he just uses this board as a muse for his cuck / dom erotica. That's fine, but he should at least learn to give his escorts more than one personality type. More realistic that way.[/QUOTE]I'll give you reality! I was running around downtown with some buds wearing my MAGA hat and a Trump sticker pasted on my crotch! We got sneered at, brow-beated and even a few snide comments. Then this blonde amazon about 6'2", 400 #'s swiftly approaches me and tries to rip the patch off my crotch! I lose my balance and wind up leaned on the wall of a building. She struggles to rip it off as it is firmly stuck on. Her ripping turned into groping as her huge hands wrapped around my stiffening tool. She gasped and uttered," My Gawd, you're huge" Edited version: She drags me to her nearby condo and pins me up against the wall. Her mitt is groping my shaft and I'm losing breath. I push my hand on her "K" cup breast and push her on the bed. I whip my dick out and say "You want to get fucked, you take that Biden / Harris hat and step on it"! She vehemently refuses! Then I start swinging my dick and say," You want some"? Seconds later she's sliding her pants down stomping on the blue hat! She lays on her bed, legs raised up with one arm pulling up her gut and the other rubbing my cock on her clit. Eventually finding her hole I rammed it into her tight hole. She yelped like a dog as eight "s of steel ripped her open. Her complaints turned to moans as she begged for more! Few minutes later I was all the way in pushing her cervix to her asshole! She flipped between pain and pleasure eventually unloading after her 6th or 7th orgasm. She passed out! I ripped the Trump sticker off my jeans and pasted it to her unconscious forehead and made a bee-line out the door!

[QUOTE=Jinurso;5149669]Nah, he writes like an older dude. He has that 1970's writing style. It's hard to explain unless you've studied film or lit (or I guess if you lived in the 1970's), but the best comparison is Woody Allen. Everybody he writes is sassy and clever, with lots of one liners. HangingBalls has that kind of narrative style.

Real hookers are too transactional to be witty.[/QUOTE]Either way, I have him on ignore and it's wonderful. I recommend for all.

[QUOTE=Chicago41;5150027]Either way, I have him on ignore and it's wonderful. I recommend for all[/QUOTE]It's funny or maybe sad that a total stranger has such an impact on someone.

[QUOTE=Ump1969;5147487]I have been warned against argumentative comments against other posters. So I will simply post facts. I commented about the death of Dawn Wells (Mary Ann). He posted a comment about Ginger and Mary Ann being lesbians and fucking as his response to an obituary. I called him something uncomplimentary. Use your own judgement.

O.[/QUOTE]That guy can say whatever he wants, and no problem. You point out that he is full of shit, and you get slapped. Double standard. He seems to be protected for some reason. Probably because this board is dead and needs the traffic.

[QUOTE=HanginBalls;5149936]I'll give you reality! I was running around downtown with some buds wearing my MAGA hat and a Trump sticker pasted on my crotch! We got sneered at, brow-beated and even a few snide comments. Then this blonde amazon about 6'2", 400 #'s swiftly approaches me and tries to rip the patch off my crotch! I lose my balance and wind up leaned on the wall of a building. She struggles to rip it off as it is firmly stuck on. Her ripping turned into groping as her huge hands wrapped around my stiffening tool. She gasped and uttered," My Gawd, you're huge" Edited version: She drags me to her nearby condo and pins me up against the wall. Her mitt is groping my shaft and I'm losing breath. I push my hand on her "K" cup breast and push her on the bed. I whip my dick out and say "You want to get fucked, you take that Biden / Harris hat and step on it"! She vehemently refuses! Then I start swinging my dick and say," You want some"? Seconds later she's sliding her pants down stomping on the blue hat! She lays on her bed, legs raised up with one arm pulling up her gut and the other rubbing my cock on her clit. Eventually finding her hole I rammed it into her tight hole. She yelped like a dog as eight "s of steel ripped her open. Her complaints turned to moans as she begged for more! Few minutes later I was all the way in pushing her cervix to her asshole! She flipped between pain and pleasure eventually unloading after her 6th or 7th orgasm. She passed out! I ripped the Trump sticker off my jeans and pasted it to her unconscious forehead and made a bee-line out the door![/QUOTE]A little better.

First time I put someone on ignore list in 10 years on board. Anyone want to guess who it is? Hanging Balls (and his BS / phony / made up stories.) Good riddance! Rocket Dork.

[QUOTE=RocketDork;5150515]First time I put someone on ignore list in 10 years on board. Anyone want to guess who it is? Hanging Balls (and his BS / phony / made up stories.) Good riddance! Rocket Dork.[/QUOTE]Sometimes a little humorous fiction is a nice diversion from the vagaries of reality.

[QUOTE=RocketDork;5150515]First time I put someone on ignore list in 10 years on board. Anyone want to guess who it is? Hanging Balls (and his BS / phony / made up stories.) Good riddance! Rocket Dork.[/QUOTE]Actually some of his stories are kinda funny LOL.

[QUOTE=RocketDork;5150515]First time I put someone on ignore list in 10 years on board. Anyone want to guess who it is? Hanging Balls (and his BS / phony / made up stories.) Good riddance! Rocket Dork.[/QUOTE]+1.

I don't have time for bullshit that is just bullshit. Bullshit that has nothing to do with pussy is a different story. It may still have some value.

[QUOTE=ReadyForRub;5150564]Sometimes a little humorous fiction is a nice diversion from the vagaries of reality.[/QUOTE]Exactly. This is the bullshit thread and someone is getting so uptight as to put the guy on ignore LOL.

[QUOTE=Fdottt;5150853]Exactly. This is the bullshit thread and someone is getting so uptight as to put the guy on ignore LOL.[/QUOTE]Time to add someone else.

[QUOTE=Fdottt;5150853]Exactly. This is the bullshit thread and someone is getting so uptight as to put the guy on ignore LOL.[/QUOTE]Uptight? People are here to share info about getting pussy, not read fake stories. Bullshit thread is a perfect place for a bullshitter, you guys can all enjoy the fake, unfunny stories here.

[QUOTE=Fdottt;5150853]Exactly. This is the bullshit thread and someone is getting so uptight as to put the guy on ignore LOL.[/QUOTE]That would be valid, except his bullshit posts are not limited to the bullshit thread.

[QUOTE=RocketDork;5150515]First time I put someone on ignore list in 10 years on board. Anyone want to guess who it is? Hanging Balls (and his BS / phony / made up stories.) Good riddance! Rocket Dork.[/QUOTE]Another one I made a significant impact on!

[QUOTE=GMan25;5150754]+1.

I don't have time for bullshit that is just bullshit. Bullshit that has nothing to do with pussy is a different story. It may still have some value.[/QUOTE]It's funny! You have time to READ my story AND comment on it, yet you say you don't have time for my bullshit?! Talk about an oxy-moron!! Since you have time to read my "drivel" why don't you take that fraction of a second to see who's posting? Is it that you see my name and can't wait to read what the "Hung One" has written and then respond with a catty response??

[QUOTE=Fdottt;5150853]Exactly. This is the bullshit thread and someone is getting so uptight as to put the guy on ignore LOL.[/QUOTE]You know these are the type of guys who get bent out of shape if there's one less chocolate chip in their cookie!

[QUOTE=Chicago41;5150997]Uptight? People are here to share info about getting pussy, not read fake stories. Bullshit thread is a perfect place for a bullshitter, you guys can all enjoy the fake, unfunny stories here.[/QUOTE]I promise there's chocolate inside the lollipop. You just have to suck a little harder.

Agree 1000%.

[QUOTE=RocketDork;5150515]First time I put someone on ignore list in 10 years on board. Anyone want to guess who it is? Hanging Balls (and his BS / phony / made up stories.) Good riddance! Rocket Dork.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Chicago41;5150997]Uptight? People are here to share info about getting pussy, not read fake stories. Bullshit thread is a perfect place for a bullshitter, you guys can all enjoy the fake, unfunny stories here.[/QUOTE]If he was posting these fake stories in other threads like streetwalkers or escort threads then I would understand.

[QUOTE=GMan25;5151185]That would be valid, except his bullshit posts are not limited to the bullshit thread.[/QUOTE]Ah ok then I understand.

And to Tela1980 I promise you I won't lose an ounce of sleep over a nobody.

[QUOTE=Fdottt;5151917]If he was posting these fake stories in other threads like streetwalkers or escort threads then I would understand.[/QUOTE]Oh he does. They just tend to get moved here.

I don't mind his really over the top bizarre stories that are obviously fake. Some of them are really funny (I LOL at the one with the girl's head going through the wall) But some time back people were taking his experiences as real and getting pissed when their experiences didn't at all match when they saw the same girl he claimed to have seen. That's when it's problematic.

[QUOTE=Jinurso;5152161]Oh he does. They just tend to get moved here.

I don't mind his really over the top bizarre stories that are obviously fake. Some of them are really funny (I LOL at the one with the girl's head going through the wall) But some time back people were taking his experiences as real and getting pissed when their experiences didn't at all match when they saw the same girl he claimed to have seen. That's when it's problematic.[/QUOTE]He had some of us, including myself, to waste time and money by not just writing his, pretended to be marquis de Sade's adventures, but even sending some completely misleading emails.

[QUOTE=Walker333;5152307]He had some of us, including myself, to waste time and money by not just writing his, pretended to be marquis de Sade's adventures, but even sending some completely misleading emails.[/QUOTE]This is his second or 3rd account, too, I think. I've got him on ignore because it's bullshit that I don't want to have to take the time to scroll over, so I'd appreciate it if you guys don't quote him in full, when replying to him.

[QUOTE=GeorgeStark;5152746]This is his second or 3rd account, too, I think. I've got him on ignore because it's bullshit that I don't want to have to take the time to scroll over, so I'd appreciate it if you guys don't quote him in full, when replying to him.[/QUOTE]I have no beef with Hangin'balls, but when he posts his stories on other threads it is clutter and bullshit that gets annoying. I am not encouraging him to stop (he wouldn't listen to anyone anyway), but the Bullshit thread is the place for it. Not other threads were the exchange of actual credible info is expected.

[blue]Add him to your ignore list. He's some kid desperate for attention, I've banned him 5 times, nothing is going to stop him, just add him to your ignore list and be done with it.

A2[/blue]

[QUOTE=Walker333;5152307]He had some of us, including myself, to waste time and money by not just writing his, pretended to be marquis de Sade's adventures, but even sending some completely misleading emails.[/QUOTE]I never sent any completely misleading emails! If you didn't have the experience I did then maybe you don't have the game as "The Holy Hung One"!

I thought I gave up being a boi toy in favor of being a boy toy till I met that Baywatch beauty look alike!

There was this six-footer with long, blonde hair, pouty lips, large rack (38 DD), slim waist and an ass that covered both sides of a grocery aisle! This 40 yr old Polish bombshell had every guy herniating their neck gawking at her! While in the check-out line I complimented her on her boots (I used to be a shoe buyer, so we had some common ground). She was having trouble picking up her case of water and asked if I didn't mind helping her out (She had just come from the nail technician). In the parking lot she was having trouble putting the water in her trunk. As I was walking away from her car she asked, "Hey! You want to have coffee"? During sips she tells me she's married to a seventy yr old guy and even though she laid twice a week, she craves more. I pop the big question and she says," Under one caveat. He likes to film". Twenty minutes later she's blowing me when her old man comes in buck naked with camera and his donger inches from my face! She slides my stiffy in and says," You want to continue fucking me"? I was close to blowing and I screamed," Fuck yeah"! She says," Blow him"! She pulled up and said," You want to cum in this tight pussy? Suck him off"! I had only blown one guy and this was at a bachelorette party where these rich broads threw obnoxious dough at us! I figured since he was soft (4"s) this would be easy and I would blow before him. Flops his mini on my lips and I take him in. She resumes riding and wouldn't you know it, he starts swelling in my mouth! He's punching my tonsils till I feel his little fishies find a new home. Winds up the old man is 8 x 5 and packed a solid punch! In the meantime she's flicking her clit working on her third orgasm! She gets there then pulls off. I scream," Hey! WTF! I'm almost there"! She plops her Bush on my mouth and commands," Eat! You'll get off soon"! Next thing you know I feel a firm hand on my shaft. I'm thinking it's hers. Then I feel a mouth on my dick and I know it's him! I'm so fucking hard I didn't care and he could go deep! She says," You want to cum"? "Fuck yeah" then open up! Barbarella starts emptying her bladder as geezer is gulping down my load!

They laugh and she asks," How was it, honey"? He responds with," You can see him again"! He stands above me and commands," Open up"! I said," No thanks. I've had my fill of pee for the day". He turns to her and without hesitation she opens her mouth and takes his limp dick in. You can see her throat pulsate as he empties his bladder for a good thirty seconds all caught on camera! He pulls out and the French kiss. He pats her on the head and walks out. I'm blown away! I have a bombshell sitting on my chest who gets into the nasty and I feel myself getting hard. We go another twenty minute round and she walks away with my cum drooling out of her lips. I follow her to the bathroom where she's taking a dump. I tell her to hurry because I really have to go. She says, "What's stopping you"? I start peeing on this lovely goddess's massive 30 k tits. She grabs my limp shaft and stuffs me in her mouth while I finish off draining.

She thanks me, hops in the shower and dresses. On the way out he hands me a thick envelope and say's this can be a weekly thing. We spent a few months together till he got called away on business. We stopped seeing each other.

A year goes by and I run into her again. She looked great and I asked her where her husband was, She said," He was knobbing some guy in the sky". I apologized and she whispered," Your ass my mouth tonight"!

That's another story for another time.

[QUOTE=HanginBalls;5152963]I never sent any completely misleading emails! If you didn't have the experience I did then maybe you don't have the game as "The Holy Hung One"![/QUOTE]LOL and that is the saga of HanginBalls in a nutshell. 😂.

[QUOTE=Jinurso;5153309]LOL and that is the saga of HanginBalls in a nutshell. 😂.[/QUOTE]TY very much. I'd bow deeper but my Sugar Mama took her aggressions out on my man-pussy last night! But, thanks for the praise!

[QUOTE=Jinurso;5153309]LOL and that is the saga of HanginBalls in a nutshell. 😂.[/QUOTE]The most amazing thing is a total lack of shame on his part. He apparently doesn't care about the total lack of respect for him by everyone else here or taking up space needlessly with BS.

[QUOTE=Ump1969;5155299]The most amazing thing is a total lack of shame on his part. He apparently doesn't care about the total lack of respect for him by everyone else here or taking up space needlessly with BS.[/QUOTE]I don't think he knows. He thinks we are laughing with I'm and not at him LOL.

I want to get away from the topic of a useless member for the moment. I am going to clear my chest for a moment with a topic that hundreds have already commented about for a number of years. So some of you may want to bash me for bringing up a stale subject already discussed by many. My last few "successful" trips to the street have brought little in the way of relief, especially in lieu of cash spent. The talent on the street is by far by far the worst I have ever seen in 40 years or more of mongering. I know the reasons are many as so often discussed in this forum whether it be drug use, LEO, or the Internet. I often go home asking myself, "Why did I do that?" Now, that might seem somewhat snobbish to some. I'm old. My body is trashy. Certainly I'm no prize, so for me to discuss the unworthiness of the girls might seem somewhat hypocritical. But as bad as I need "shorty" taken care of, it's getting hard to get excited about ugly, smelly girls who can't wait to grab my cash and find the nearest chemist. At least, that is the vast majority of find I find on the street. From comments I read, some of you seem to have more moderate success in their findings. But more and more, I find myself wondering, "why bother"? It's not that I have run out of need. I have a friend who tells me that when one loses interest in the other sex, dig the hole and climb in. I know that some would tell me that I'm cheap- that the more I spend, the more I find. I get it. My cash supply does not readily allow this. I know that I would do better with escorts if I could afford it. I have read many stories online of guys that have found great sex with breath-takingly beautiful young girls. They also spend hundreds of dollars. My point is whether or not to spend any more time on the streets if I'm not getting much satisfaction and wasting time and money. I'm not asking for either sympathy or judgement. After decades on the streets, I need neither. I'm only wondering if it is a widely shared feeling. By the way, I am also aware that Chicago is a large part of the problem. I have personally found better odds in Baltimore, Philadelphia, Nashville, Las Vegas, Los Angeles, Portland, and Tampa and St. Petersburg. I have read online of other places. But I don't live in those other places, at least not yet.