Massage Parlor Reports

Thanks for the post. It was sort of like a "blanket" review, covering bits and pieces here and there but never really getting into the meat of things. I'm not flaming you but I'the prefer a separate review for each place with more details. Especially names. I like to have an idea of which names I should know in these parlors. I could either request them, know to avoid them, or at least throw their name out if I need to. Secondly, the descriptions were pretty vague and the reports on some of these girls seem obsolete. Recent visits with recent reviews would work best, especially with the high turnover nature of this field. I'm a newbie also, but just adding my $0. 02. If I'm out of line, let me know.

[QUOTE=Cosmok]I've been reading these threads for years and have never added my own post. Given peoples propensity for "slamming" bad posters I was a little nervous of writing the wrong thing but since I've gleaned so much good info over the years I decided to try to add something.

Victoria's. Been there twice and had 2 different asian girls (there is also a latina who I haven't had yet) thin girl (also a little older) gave a good massage and at the end asked if I wanted anything extra BJ and HJ were on the menu. Opted for HJ (asked for. 6 settled on. 5) massage was good, extras were so so. Heavier girl was weaker on massage and better on extras. (same amt) Facilities are quite nice and table shower is pretty private. Only problem is walls don't go to ceiling and music is too soft. You can hear everything in the next stall. Hope you're the only one there and all will be okay.

Elle's on Milwaukee. (. 65 as far as I know no ts but I noticed on CL that they are now advertising the ts. So? ) been there 3 times, originally with Wendy (she's been at Rose's, Senina and probably others) I think she's already gone from there, then Helen (who will if pushed a little offer a HJ, which is pretty mechanical but she is cute, young and thin) lastly had a heavy american girl (I think dana) who gave an okay massage but extras seem out of the question.

Lisunia. Been there several times, once had Monika (who I think is now gone wish I knew where) she was a stunner and by far the most attractive provider I've ever seen. Gave a crappy super soft massage but there were extras on the menu. Had Lucy which does not seem to offer anything else up. Had a few other girls that also did not offer any extras. (kinga a little heavy but a very nice rack! )

Rose's. Been there many times. (. 65 no tableshower) Kiki (if she's still there, haven't been in a couple of months) gives a great massage and will tease but nothing more. Patricia very good massage but no extras. Generally a ligit place but when wendy worked there extras could be had. Also Rose (the owner) give massages and I would guess no extras. There are frequently new people there so results may vary.

Q&Q. As far as I can tell they have only 3 girls there. (. 7 ts & massage) There's a guy that looks to be the owner and is always there which means you don't get interrupted by the doorbell which is nice. One girls is cute and thin (but seems like she's probably older) her massages are pretty bad and ridiculously short but extras are guaranteed. 2 other girls give much better massages and also give extras. (one is attractive and extras are okay, the other is not as attractive but extras are much better) This place is pretty much a sure thing but the down side is you don't get much more than 30 minutes of massage (even though you're paying for 60). The table shower is pretty good and of course the more you go the more they will do.

Also went once to the place on milwaukee I think it's 5906N that's supposed to be a clinic/school. Had the massage from a pretty polish girl but it was such an "office" type environment that I guessed extras would be difficult?

I hope someone finds this info useful.[/QUOTE]

Oh, and apology accepted. Hehe.

Nice first report.

[QUOTE=Cosmok]I've been reading these threads for years and have never added my own post. Given peoples propensity for "slamming" bad posters I was a little nervous of writing the wrong thing but since I've gleaned so much good info over the years I decided to try to add something.[/QUOTE]The only people who get "slammed" are the ones that post just to see their own writting, or slam someone to start out.

The way this will continue to work, is people giving good info to each other. And you did just that. Keep it up. Good first post!

Went there few days ago. My 2nd time and fairly clean there. I choose daytime to avoid rush customers on weekend. A 35 yr(maybe 40, she said 30) lady help me release my stress. It's weird that I listened to some Japanese music when I was there. Didnt try shower because I didnt know if it's worth.

0.7 for soso massage and add some for extra. The same price(even less) I can get better massage in other places on Archer. I will go back but I'd like to pick a younger girl. Any suggestion?

Victoria's at Lawrence Ave - First time had the chubby asian girl. Massage was so so, though I knew she could do better. Since we already knew each other from way back when she worked at Chinatown, extras were available, though I overpaid since I did not want to argus about pricing. Next visits had the young latina (early 20s?) and extras were available for a price, and I heard the other asians told her I was an OK customer. I still know I overpaid each time.

So what was the rate for the massage?
and what kind of tip did you leave?

We need to know for our next visit :-))

Especially for the young Latina. What kind of tip was she looking for?
the standard rate or something absurd?


[QUOTE=genuis8]Victoria's at Lawrence Ave - First time had the chubby asian girl. Massage was so so, though I knew she could do better. Since we already knew each other from way back when she worked at Chinatown, extras were available, though I overpaid since I did not want to argus about pricing. Next visits had the young latina (early 20s?) and extras were available for a price, and I heard the other asians told her I was an OK customer. I still know I overpaid each time.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=genuis8]Victoria's at Lawrence Ave - First time had the chubby asian girl. Massage was so so, though I knew she could do better. Since we already knew each other from way back when she worked at Chinatown, extras were available, though I overpaid since I did not want to argus about pricing. Next visits had the young latina (early 20s?) and extras were available for a price, and I heard the other asians told her I was an OK customer. I still know I overpaid each time.[/QUOTE]
Seems the Latinas like to try to charge more. Joy of Massage, One Magnificent Spa (?) and M22 all had or have Latina's that I thought were trying to charge more than I was willing to pay. Too bad Paradise II is gone. Some very nice reasonable Latinas. Me gusta mucho.

Saw the post about vagueness? As was stated in my first report I'm very new to this so I don't know the protocol for how much to divulge. I'll try and be more specific. See below

Lisunia. I know that they have several new girls and one of them is Ivone. (had a visit just today) Tall thin, blonde, beautiful and eastern european. I think I saw a post on her a while back. First time I've ever seen her but it was just my lucky day! (I booked an appointment but not with anyone specfic) You'll need to give the password when booking an appointment (chances of success always increase when booking in advance. My experience). I notices that other posters have not mentioned the "password" so I won't either but if you look hard enough you'll find it. The massage is practically non existant (just a lot of rubbing that I have to say is quite arousing) but I must say she's a lot of fun. (if you're looking for fs you'll leave disappointed as it seems to me that this place is not set up for that kind of thing) Plenty of contact and all the rest of the fun things one looks for as a hobbist. 9 at the door and. 6 for topless fun.

Table shower is finally set up for an extra fee, but I did not opt for it. I read one of the recent reviews about Tiffany so I decided to test the waters. Dana definitely does NOT offer extras so don't even try. The place is ultraclean and new, and they have lockable doors, which I like. This place would be perfect if they offered lots of extras.

Tiffany was a dirty blonde, about 5 10 and in her 20's. Big chest, showing lots of cleavage, and has a nice round ass. Her massage was pretty good, but I saw absolutely no signs of extras. She was completely legit and professional with her massage. I tried the uncovered thing, and she covered me right back up. Stayed absolutely clear of the boys and no accidental brushing of the boys.

If anyone else has any luck, let me know. I paid. 75 at the door.

Does anyone know of any good AAMPs? I'm looking for:

Hot/ Attractive - Tight body, implants, shaved, pretty face
Personality - enjoys your company, pleasant, sweet
Price - standard 160 or slightly more
Location - Around Chicago (preferably not O'Hare or suburbs) but will take anything if good
Service - Provides a services that's so good, it doesn't seem like a service.

and lastly:

Food - people keep talking about food. I want to try Korean food at one of these AAMP. So I guess I need a Korean AAMP.

This is actually a serious request.

[QUOTE=Shrooms]Does anyone know of any good AAMPs? I'm looking for:

Hot/ Attractive - Tight body, implants, shaved, pretty face
Personality - enjoys your company, pleasant, sweet
Price - standard 160 or slightly more
Location - Around Chicago (preferably not O'Hare or suburbs) but will take anything if good
Service - Provides a services that's so good, it doesn't seem like a service.

and lastly:

Food - people keep talking about food. I want to try Korean food at one of these AAMP. So I guess I need a Korean AAMP.

This is actually a serious request.[/QUOTE]

Chicago has none of the above.

You have to go to San Jose for that my friend - [url]www.myredbook.com[/url]

[QUOTE=Shrooms]Does anyone know of any good AAMPs? I'm looking for:

Hot/ Attractive - Tight body, implants, shaved, pretty face
Personality - enjoys your company, pleasant, sweet
Price - standard 160 or slightly more
Location - Around Chicago (preferably not O'Hare or suburbs) but will take anything if good
Service - Provides a services that's so good, it doesn't seem like a service.

and lastly:

Food - people keep talking about food. I want to try Korean food at one of these AAMP. So I guess I need a Korean AAMP.

This is actually a serious request.[/QUOTE]

Shrooms,

Check out the Peking Spa thread in the NW Indiana forum. Read back through the pages and all will be revealed. $200 for a hot asian woman who will do anything. Plus a massage.

Bend It

P.S. I've never eaten there (in both senses of the phrase).

Thanks for the info. Sounds like a great place, but a 3 hour drive isn't gonna work for me. I definitely would check it out if I was in the area! If there is anything remotely similiar to Peking, here in Chicago, please let me know!

Peking~*I carry there yellow pages ad with the palm trees- cut out and stapeled to a 3x5 index card as a beacon to good,though pricey times, in my car's visor.

Shrooms,

East Chicago is about 20 miles or so from the Loop.

Indiana is not far.

Dooyano

[QUOTE=Count Fuku]Peking~*I carry there yellow pages ad with the palm trees- cut out and stapeled to a 3x5 index card as a beacon to good,though pricey times, in my car's visor.[/QUOTE]Amen, Count. I'm happy to hear that they're still going strong. It's been quite a few years since I was there, but the experiences I had there have dwarfed anything I've had since, in the hobby or out.

[QUOTE=Shrooms]Thanks for the info. Sounds like a great place, but a 3 hour drive isn't gonna work for me. I definitely would check it out if I was in the area! If there is anything remotely similiar to Peking, here in Chicago, please let me know![/QUOTE]

Shrooms,

Unless your going to be near the Wisconsin border, Peking is only about a 45 minute drive out of Chicago proper.

Really? I googled it and found that it was located in Indianapolis, IN. I thought that was strange because Peking should be located in NW Indiana. I'll take a look again. Is it by any chance near the boats?

[QUOTE=Chicago Biker]Shrooms,

Unless your going to be near the Wisconsin border, Peking is only about a 45 minute drive out of Chicago proper.[/QUOTE]

Someone posted this on Craigslist so thought I would post...not sure if they are talking about apts.

inside info large LE present at w burb and o'hare because one asian girl got
attack so stay away they will be there for a few days

[QUOTE=Shrooms]Really? I googled it and found that it was located in Indianapolis, IN. I thought that was strange because Peking should be located in NW Indiana. I'll take a look again. Is it by any chance near the boats?[/QUOTE]

Peking is located in East Chicago, a few miles from Horseshoe or Harrah's, just one block west of Indianapolis Boulevard (maybe thats where you got confused) and Chicago Avenue on Magoun Street.

Slim-I just saw one saying they are watching "Thai Palace", whatever that is.

"Just from an average joe hobbyist.

Guys, take this as a warning. Five-O is checking things out at the thai palace. Just keep your eyes on the look out for undercovers in the area when you visit. You may not see them, however they see you and your car."
Only found because I was looking for a car date.

[QUOTE=Oddjob]Peking is located in East Chicago, a few miles from Horseshoe or Harrah's, just one block west of Indianapolis Boulevard (maybe thats where you got confused) and Chicago Avenue on Magoun Street.[/QUOTE]
There actually is a Peking Oriental Health listed in Indianapolis on Google. However when I did a search on the Indianapolis USASG board, all I came across were four old posts referencing the Peking in East Chicago.

Tried to visit OA spa on Lincolnn. WTF! I get to the door and there is a sign stating only day pass holders not open to the public. WTF! So I call and ask if they are available the girl says come on up. So I try the buzzer and no response So I knock on the glass door and no response. WTF! So I call again from the lobby and no answer this time. WTF! So I call again and this time get an answer and say " Hey your doorbell must be inop I am trying to come upstairs. " So they say wait and then they hang up on me. WTF! Then they call me and say are you the one ringing our bell you are being recorded. WTF! So I say I just called you and you said to come on up. WTF! So they hang up And then I say WTF and wave a jackson to the camera to say bye bye. They must be paranoid or there may have been recent LE action that has spooked them. I guess I will try on another weekend. Perhaps I will try June later today.

[QUOTE=Chi Guy]Seems the Latinas like to try to charge more. Joy of Massage, One Magnificent Spa (?) and M22 all had or have Latina's that I thought were trying to charge more than I was willing to pay. Too bad Paradise II is gone. Some very nice reasonable Latinas. Me gusta mucho.[/QUOTE]Two girls just got busted this week at One Magnificent Spa.

Does anyone else have info on this?

Right about one thing - we don't know you from Adam or from Jack Shit.
I thought older catholic men preferred young boys. Probably won't want to be around MPs with girls. Nice post though. Thanks for contributing.



[QUOTE=Little Jack]I am a browser of this site and feel I should warn you guys. Illinios State police and county sherriffs are planning a BIG crackdown on these massage parlors. You should also know that they have been using this site as an info source. I know you don't know me from adam, and this is my first post here, so take it for what it's worth. Remember there is a new sheriff, and I know he is a good catholic boy from the south side who wants to make a name for himself in a bid to become mayor someday. This would be good publicity on the front page of the sun-times.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Donnie D2]Right about one thing - we don't know you from Adam or from Jack Shit.
I thought older catholic men preferred young boys. Probably won't want to be around MPs with girls. Nice post though. Thanks for contributing.[/QUOTE]
Let's cut the crap about Catholics.

[QUOTE=Chi Guy]Seems the Latinas like to try to charge more. Joy of Massage, One Magnificent Spa (?) and M22 all had or have Latina's that I thought were trying to charge more than I was willing to pay. Too bad Paradise II is gone. Some very nice reasonable Latinas. Me gusta mucho.[/QUOTE]Hello Forum Members,

Before I get slammed for not researching and contributing, I just want to say that I'm new to Chicago and have to find my way around town. I will contribute for sure once I get some experiences in.

Can anyone recommend MPs that have Latinas in Chicago and/or the suburbs ?

Much Appreciated !

Can anyone tell me where I can find some younger ladies at a spa? It seems like everyone I come across could be my mother.

Go to Body Works.

They're younger and prettier.

[QUOTE=TheWoodButcher]Can anyone tell me where I can find some younger ladies at a spa? It seems like everyone I come across could be my mother.[/QUOTE]
In the Chicago area, for the most part, you're SOL if you're looking for young girls at an AMP. My advice, go to Peking in East Chicago, IN. For $200 you'll get FS, typically no questions asked, from some very pretty young ladies.

[QUOTE=Chi Guy]In the Chicago area, for the most part, you're SOL if you're looking for young girls at an AMP. My advice, go to Peking in East Chicago, IN. For $200 you'll get FS, typically no questions asked, from some very pretty young ladies.[/QUOTE]Chi Guy you have an admirable number of posts. I'm guessing you can help with the search for Latina MPs. Do you know of any places here in Chicago ?

Much appreciated !

Saw to black and whites in front of this place this morning..

I have no idea if they we're actually "busted" but I would be careful about this place for a while.

[QUOTE=Direct44t]Hello Forum Members,

Before I get slammed for not researching and contributing, I just want to say that I'm new to Chicago and have to find my way around town. I will contribute for sure once I get some experiences in.

Can anyone recommend MPs that have Latinas in Chicago and/or the suburbs ?

Much Appreciated ![/QUOTE]
Honestly, the best thing for you to do is use the advanced search function and look for keyword latina on the Chicago board. There's lots of useful info, too much to cover in one post.

[QUOTE=Little Jack]Wasn't exactly my point, but I'm sure I'll enjoy your name and face on the front page[/QUOTE]

The point is Newbie, noboby knows you, therefore we don't care to read your warning post. Put up some valid posts about experiences, or buzz off.
Thats the main point of this thread.

I'm sure YOU would take pleasure in seeing myself or any other member of this forum in the paper. Just goes to show what a real jackass you are. That proves you were not trying to help or warn us about anything. You were just being yourself. Get lost.

[b]ENOUGH WITH THE BULLSHIT POSTS![/B]

Dropped by there this evening, and the girl at the counter was being a little odd. Asked me if I'd been there before, and all the other newbie questions... and I [i]know[/i] she's seen me come in on several occasions. And no joy (not that I ever get any, but still). Wish I'd read this post earlier in the day...

[QUOTE=Jesus Collins]Saw to black and whites in front of this place this morning..

I have no idea if they we're actually "busted" but I would be careful about this place for a while.[/QUOTE]

Went to the massage school on Irving Park. I believe it was 5054 W Irving Park. I had LEE or LEEANN a short, white, red head in her late 30's early 40's. This time no extras offered and I asked.

I gave them a half hour notice (appointment). Massage 50 for an hour. The massage was just ok. At times it was good at other times it sucked kept me covered like a mummy as much as she could.

I did not see natalie this time or anyone else.

Saw the ad on craigslist last week for 1 hour - $55.00 and 4 hands - $100.00.

Went to Chinatown and only 1 girl was there so I just went for the .55 special. Loni/ Lani (or similar) was the massuese. If looks are important she is not your girl. She is about 50 with a little paunch. Massage was good though with a .3 finish.

Went back today to try the 4 hand. Loni and Tina were the girls. Tina is a little younger and skinny but would not allow any touching. $ for the massage and .6 for the finish.

The experience was just okay and I will probably not go back but I do love 2 girls rubbing their hands over me at the same time.

On a side note - as I was laying there getting rubbed, they were talking away in Chinese the whole time. What they were probably saying is "what do you want for dinner tonight" or "I hate giving massages to these guys"

To make the experience better of course I am imagining them saying "This guy is hung like a horse" and "what a great body, I love pot bellies".

Little Jack and Donnie D2,

I think I speak for all...

Enough is enough. No more petty bickering. I don't come here to read this crap and neither does anyone else.