Massage Parlor Reports

TOFTT a few days ago. Weathered skin. Bossy as hell. Upsell to see the goods. Handshake was uninspired. The place was less than upscale and discrete.

Avoid.

[QUOTE=Dastal;2527945]Anyone have experience with this one? I usually do not see providers that don't show their face, but I do have a bit of a thing for the cougar look and she seems like she might be fun.

[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/BodyRubs/special-today-1hour120donation-real-pics-private-house-close-to-us19sr54-727-642-7944/15943228[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LutzNative;2528483]TOFTT a few days ago. Weathered skin. Bossy as hell. Upsell to see the goods. Handshake was uninspired. The place was less than upscale and discrete.

Avoid.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the heads up, I have better options I can repeat at.

[QUOTE=LutzNative;2528483]TOFTT a few days ago. Weathered skin. Bossy as hell. Upsell to see the goods. Handshake was uninspired. The place was less than upscale and discrete.

Avoid.[/QUOTE]Yep. Same experience about 7 years ago. So frustrating that I had to go to a strip club to find a player immediately afterwards.

Wow, the biggest disappointment I have ever had at an AMP. 1. attendant was older 40"s but seemed like she may be fun 2) after paying started to read typed signs in room. Do not ask for anything not on menu. Guess they got busted. 3. massage was done with towel on me the whole time 4. Finally got to action and it was rushed and the worst I have ever experienced. Never going back there.

I believe she has changed her number numerous times to avoid this sort or publicity. I actually hated the smell of oil on the sheets wondering when was the last time they.

Were changed. Head to Tampa and see SunnyGirl or Ruby. Both lovely sensual women.

[QUOTE=Coozie;2533531]Yep. Same experience about 7 years ago. So frustrating that I had to go to a strip club to find a player immediately afterwards.[/QUOTE]

Anyone TOFTT on this "barbershop in Wesley Chapel? Strange ad in backpage under body rubs. Doesn't give any details, but why advertise there if it were just strait shave and a haicut?

[QUOTE=SaltyDawg;2533775]Wow, the biggest disappointment I have ever had at an AMP. 1. attendant was older 40"s but seemed like she may be fun 2) after paying started to read typed signs in room. Do not ask for anything not on menu. Guess they got busted. 3. massage was done with towel on me the whole time 4. Finally got to action and it was rushed and the worst I have ever experienced. Never going back there.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the report. Good to know. Stay safe.

I was out around Little Road today and decided to look into Sarku Massage, remembering that there was a review on USASG that was not exactly glowing. As I entered, there was an Asian guy sitting in the lobby and he called to the masseuse, who turned out to be pretty nice looking. Another fellow was leaving and it was just a little weird. Who was the guy sitting? The manager, the husband / boyfriend of the masseuse, just some guy passing time? I decided to pass, made an excuse, and left. But later I was thinking about the young lady there. She has a gentle face and a very nice body, looked to be early to mid 30's. Based on what I hae seen at Pasco AMPs, she may be the best looking masseuse around. I decided to return and sure enough, the guy was still sitting there, about 3 hours later. Oh well, I paid Michelle for the HH, . 50, and then inquired about the table shower. She said it was another. 1, which was ok with me. In the ts, there was not much action, and not a lot of contact with junior and the boys. I was thinking not much was going to happen here, but was willing to wait and see. The massage was quite good--I had asked for the hard massage. She cracked my back at least 3 times, and I noticed that she moved close enough that my hand was touching her nether regions through her skin tight pants. She finished with my back and moved to do my legs. Some of her rubs included close touches near my crotch, an I continued stroking her legs and ass. Then she started working my glutes and made some tickling brushes on the boys. This increased in frequency and began to include many reach under moves, which I loved. After the flip, Michelle just pointed to Junior and nodded "ok?" I said Oh Yeah and she went to work with a little oil. Her technique on the HJ was excellent, not too fast or too slow, with fine sensuality. My only problem was that she was so good, I could not hold on for long, and had a fantastic eruption. I was fairly noisy, and Michelle smiled and gave me the "sshhh" signal. Michelle is Chinese, and I have found that I like Chinese girls' technique. Later, as I was leaving, there was no mention of a tip, but Michelle gave me a look that told me what she wanted, so I gave her a couple Jacksons, which seemed to please her. It turned out that we didn't even use the whole HH, but I did leave a happy man!

After reading Bad Tired's not so good experience at Sarku, I am happy to report that there is some good to be had there! Mr Tired, I can definitely recommend Michelle.

[QUOTE=HardBall99;2595005]I was out around Little Road today and decided to look into Sarku Massage, remembering that there was a review on USASG that was not exactly glowing. As I entered, there was an Asian guy sitting in the lobby and he called to the masseuse, who turned out to be pretty nice looking. Another fellow was leaving and it was just a little weird. Who was the guy sitting? The manager, the husband / boyfriend of the masseuse, just some guy passing time? I decided to pass, made an excuse, and left. But later I was thinking about the young lady there. She has a gentle face and a very nice body, looked to be early to mid 30's. Based on what I hae seen at Pasco AMPs, she may be the best looking masseuse around. I decided to return and sure enough, the guy was still sitting there, about 3 hours later. Oh well, I paid Michelle for the HH, . 50, and then inquired about the table shower. She said it was another. 1, which was ok with me. In the ts, there was not much action, and not a lot of contact with junior and the boys. I was thinking not much was going to happen here, but was willing to wait and see. The massage was quite good--I had asked for the hard massage. She cracked my back at least 3 times, and I noticed that she moved close enough that my hand was touching her nether regions through her skin tight pants. She finished with my back and moved to do my legs. Some of her rubs included close touches near my crotch, an I continued stroking her legs and ass. Then she started working my glutes and made some tickling brushes on the boys. This increased in frequency and began to include many reach under moves, which I loved. After the flip, Michelle just pointed to Junior and nodded "ok?" I said Oh Yeah and she went to work with a little oil. Her technique on the HJ was excellent, not too fast or too slow, with fine sensuality. My only problem was that she was so good, I could not hold on for long, and had a fantastic eruption. I was fairly noisy, and Michelle smiled and gave me the "sshhh" signal. Michelle is Chinese, and I have found that I like Chinese girls' technique. Later, as I was leaving, there was no mention of a tip, but Michelle gave me a look that told me what she wanted, so I gave her a couple Jacksons, which seemed to please her. It turned out that we didn't even use the whole HH, but I did leave a happy man!

After reading Bad Tired's not so good experience at Sarku, I am happy to report that there is some good to be had there! Mr Tired, I can definitely recommend Michelle.[/QUOTE]I look forward to meeting Michelle!!

[QUOTE=RedBird6969;2538258]Anyone TOFTT on this "barbershop in Wesley Chapel? Strange ad in backpage under body rubs. Doesn't give any details, but why advertise there if it were just strait shave and a haicut?[/QUOTE]There was a review a month back. Appointments only. They have a lady that provide actual legitimate service like hair cut, etc. And they have ladies that offer a bodyrub+ if I understand correctly ($120 to 180). I have not been there yet so I can't confirm though.

[QUOTE=HardBall99;2510833]Saw their BackPage ad and stopped there to check it out. Met Brooke, and large, friendly mid 40's blonde, and she showed me one of the rooms. Basically a couch and a lamp on a table. She quoted me $. 5 for the hour and said I would leave very satisfied. Also offered a. 2 discount. She brought out Jessie, a younger, very skinny girl. Neither one appealed to me, and Brooke said to come back in the evening when other girls would be working. Basically, an "aromatherapy" parlor, but I did not want to sample it.[/QUOTE]I stopped there about two weeks ago during the day. A bigger lady in scrubs came to the door and said she didn't have any girls right now and to come back in a few days. Anybody actually done anything here or is it even open?

I have been there a few times. Older ladies. The rooms have changed, but an older chick runs the joint. 50 for HJ I think. BJ was double with a cover, I passed. It'll do in a pinch, but not worth the money or class of employees.

Had a short visit yesterday. Great as usual.

I was in a little bit of pain yesterday from working around the house, so I decided to go out and get some of the achy parts rubbed out.

I don't usually shit where I eat, but was curious about the 2 newer AMP's that have sprung up here in the past six months. I'll make this short. Went to the one close to 19 & 50, opened the door, saw the therapist, and walked out. Went to the one closest to County Line, opened the door, saw the therapist, and walked out even faster. Both were the ugliest therapist's I've ever seen. And I'm pretty sure that they were both over 60. So much for "young girls" that they advertise.

Paid a visit to 1 of the 2 better known AMP's in Pasco and had my needs taken care of.

[QUOTE=PeterPiper52;2614557]I was in a little bit of pain yesterday from working around the house, so I decided to go out and get some of the achy parts rubbed out.

I don't usually shit where I eat, but was curious about the 2 newer AMP's that have sprung up here in the past six months. I'll make this short. Went to the one close to 19 & 50, opened the door, saw the therapist, and walked out. Went to the one closest to County Line, opened the door, saw the therapist, and walked out even faster. Both were the ugliest therapist's I've ever seen. And I'm pretty sure that they were both over 60. So much for "young girls" that they advertise.

Paid a visit to 1 of the 2 better known AMP's in Pasco and had my needs taken care of.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the report. It's too bad that there is not a decent AMP up in that area.