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[QUOTE=DrPervert;1749072]This is weird, she must have been high and horny or something when I met her she had no rules. Except anal just like most of them but that was it[/QUOTE]Dr. Maybe I caught a bad time, looks were good enough maybe upon repeat and she'll be easier with less rules.
[QUOTE=PleaseHer;1749235]Please bless me with her info I'd love to see this girl.[/QUOTE]I'd suggest you RTF before asking HAH for info in the future. Prepare for incoming. LOL
[QUOTE=Bonefish2;1749624]I'd suggest you RTF before asking HAH for info in the future. Prepare for incoming. LOL[/QUOTE]Oh my. Bonefish is right!
Now you've done it! LOL!
WBM
[QUOTE=Horny As Hell; 1749046]Let me just say WOW and I mean WOW times 10. I had already nutted three times earlier today BUT found Mariah on CL and couldn't turn her down. Would have had to turn in my man card if I did.
She's a late 30's (she claims 32yo but no way) 5'8" tall 140lb dirty blond FUCK PIG but I mean that in the best way possible. I warned her that I'd probably take awhile and she said no problem at all. She said that she's a hippie just moved here from California and that she was living on a commune out there and that she's horny (and broke) so she went on CL.
This chick literally attacks your cock, wants you to get off fast and hard and OFTEN too. She hosts at a TINY ass apartment (talking whole place under 200sq feet easily) but she does it all with such enthusiasm and authority and the best part is she basically asks for street prices. She'll strip down buck ass naked, BBBJCIM or even a facial for. 5 and everything for. 8.
She does deep throat no problem at all, she gladly sucks your balls all on her own no need to ask, she'll smack herself on her cheek with your hard on, she'll take the cum ANYWHERE you want. The yoga she practices leaves her VERY flexible too.
Her only real drawback looks wise is that she's lost a lot of weight and has the sagging tits, belly pouch etc but man she is just a SENSUAL EROTIC FREAK.
Also, I personally am not into tattoo's (of which she has quite a few) or piercings (she has a nose ring) but they're so prevalent nowadays that they're almost status quo.
Most of you guys can't handle her and you have to be on the "short list" to get her info off of me and if she didn't want more guys I'd save her just for me but money talks.[/QUOTE]Hi Horny,
If she is still looking for some more guys, I'd appreciate it if you could pass on her info.
Thanks,
BA
Judging by the posts below some people seem to be under the impression that I'm some kind of an ass that lives to talk down to the unknown members here. As an example, I barely know "Bastardale" and have NOT dealt with him much at all BUT by looking at his posting history it's obvious he's a CONTRIBUTOR and while most of that is NOT in areas that helps me I am still one that will have no problem helping out a real legit CONTRIBUTING monger. I have hooked up at least 100+ guys with info and have received very little (if any) in return. The way I see it, it helps a fellow monger get some action and helps the provider make some cash so she won't be looking for more off me.
That being said, there are different levels of "trust" on here and the guys that I have been dealing with for YEARS and that have attended MULTIPLE fests are in the "elite" class and can basically have any info they want at any time regardless. Obviously, Gansett is at the top followed closely by Daddyslookin with Muffythediver, StressedOut, P Sil and Tp1701 all also having my "seal of approval".
There are others that are close to being at that level but are not there yet for a variety of reasons (mostly which is they've never been to a fest for me to get to know) but they do get MOST of my info if they ask nicely. Joey Stock, Skillz, WBMason, RhodyExplorer, Lexus, DrPervert, Sore Thumb and Rh Treller are some that come to mind off the top of my head.
I also have a list of MANY that will no way in hell ever get one iota of info from me (senior or not) and people can go both up and down the "levels of trust" so if you want to be in the "inner circle" get off your ass and CONTRIBUTE.
BEEEEEP now back to your regularly scheduled program. Have a good day.
[QUOTE=Bastardale; 1750253]Hi Horny,
If she is still looking for some more guys, I'd appreciate it if you could pass on her info.
Thanks,
BA[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Horny As Hell; 1750508]Judging by the posts below some people seem to be under the impression that I'm some kind of an ass that lives to talk down to the unknown members here. As an example, I barely know "Bastardale" and have NOT dealt with him much at all BUT by looking at his posting history it's obvious he's a CONTRIBUTOR and while most of that is NOT in areas that helps me I am still one that will have no problem helping out a real legit CONTRIBUTING monger. I have hooked up at least 100+ guys with info and have received very little (if any) in return. The way I see it, it helps a fellow monger get some action and helps the provider make some cash so she won't be looking for more off me.
That being said, there are different levels of "trust" on here and the guys that I have been dealing with for YEARS and that have attended MULTIPLE fests are in the "elite" class and can basically have any info they want at any time regardless. Obviously, Gansett is at the top followed closely by Daddyslookin with Muffythediver, StressedOut, P Sil and Tp1701 all also having my "seal of approval".
There are others that are close to being at that level but are not there yet for a variety of reasons (mostly which is they've never been to a fest for me to get to know) but they do get MOST of my info if they ask nicely. Joey Stock, Skillz, WBMason, RhodyExplorer, Lexus, DrPervert, Sore Thumb and Rh Treller are some that come to mind off the top of my head.
I also have a list of MANY that will no way in hell ever get one iota of info from me (senior or not) and people can go both up and down the "levels of trust" so if you want to be in the "inner circle" get off your ass and CONTRIBUTE.
BEEEEEP now back to your regularly scheduled program. Have a good day.[/QUOTE]Thanks sir for the 'noted seal of approval' LOL. Look guys. It is very simple and straight forward. If you post, if you contribute and if you come across as a decent guy then you will earn the trust of others here. Simply put. You give and you shall receive. I have been around a long time doing this (1980 to be exact) and had my share of ups and downs. I have had great gals that I have passed info on about and been burnt. Life goes on. But just more carefully. I have had the opportunity to have a beer and wings with Gansett and Horny (to name a couple) and not only had a great time (still owe you guys a beer BTW) but got some great info.
The past year has been tough for a lot of us and I'm not exception. 2 major surgeries, kid in college and laid off. I've had very little to spend and being up here in Mass not very privy to the RI scene. But thanks to Horny, Gansett, Muffy and a few others I've been able to see a few great women that have carried me through the tough times. Obviously I can't do a lot of TOFTT so when I'm given a name of an exceptional lady by any of these fine gents I know I will have a good and safe time.
While I'm here the other major item that irks me at times is when I give a lady's name and contact number out OR when I receive one from a trusted gent that is NOT the time to bargain, not show up, be unkempt, be rude or be anything but on the best behavior you have. You would be amazed at how many non-pro, non advertising ladies (young and old) are out there. Just nice ladies looking for a good time for different reasons. It is these ladies that great contacts are good for.
So that is the end of my 2 cents. SO
[QUOTE=Horny As Hell;1749046]She hosts at a TINY ass apartment (talking whole place under 200sq feet easily) but she does it all with such enthusiasm and authority and the best part is she basically asks for street prices. She'll strip down buck ass naked, BBBJCIM or even a facial for .5 and everything for .8[/QUOTE]I agree with your review of her, she's a cool chick and was a LOT of fun, but man her tiny place could use a good cleaning.
[QUOTE=Stressed Out; 1750693]Thanks sir for the 'noted seal of approval' LOL. Look guys. It is very simple and straight forward. If you post, if you contribute and if you come across as a decent guy then you will earn the trust of others here. Simply put. You give and you shall receive. I have been around a long time doing this (1980 to be exact) and had my share of ups and downs. I have had great gals that I have passed info on about and been burnt. Life goes on. But just more carefully. I have had the opportunity to have a beer and wings with Gansett and Horny (to name a couple) and not only had a great time (still owe you guys a beer BTW) but got some great info.
The past year has been tough for a lot of us and I'm not exception. 2 major surgeries, kid in college and laid off. I've had very little to spend and being up here in Mass not very privy to the RI scene. But thanks to Horny, Gansett, Muffy and a few others I've been able to see a few great women that have carried me through the tough times. Obviously I can't do a lot of TOFTT so when I'm given a name of an exceptional lady by any of these fine gents I know I will have a good and safe time.
While I'm here the other major item that irks me at times is when I give a lady's name and contact number out OR when I receive one from a trusted gent that is NOT the time to bargain, not show up, be unkempt, be rude or be anything but on the best behavior you have. You would be amazed at how many non-pro, non advertising ladies (young and old) are out there. Just nice ladies looking for a good time for different reasons. It is these ladies that great contacts are good for.
So that is the end of my 2 cents. SO[/QUOTE]HAH, you speak eloquently and you're a straight shooter. JMHO
I struck out with a couple of others and ended up seeing R, the mature hippie provider in N Prov. She is dead reliable that's for sure.
[QUOTE=Horny As Hell; 1749046]Let me just say WOW and I mean WOW times 10. I had already nutted three times earlier today BUT found Mariah on CL and couldn't turn her down. Would have had to turn in my man card if I did.
She's a late 30's (she claims 32yo but no way) 5'8" tall 140lb dirty blond FUCK PIG but I mean that in the best way possible. I warned her that I'd probably take awhile and she said no problem at all. She said that she's a hippie just moved here from California and that she was living on a commune out there and that she's horny (and broke) so she went on CL.
This chick literally attacks your cock, wants you to get off fast and hard and OFTEN too. She hosts at a TINY ass apartment (talking whole place under 200sq feet easily) but she does it all with such enthusiasm and authority and the best part is she basically asks for street prices. She'll strip down buck ass naked, BBBJCIM or even a facial for. 5 and everything for. 8.
She does deep throat no problem at all, she gladly sucks your balls all on her own no need to ask, she'll smack herself on her cheek with your hard on, she'll take the cum ANYWHERE you want. The yoga she practices leaves her VERY flexible too.
Her only real drawback looks wise is that she's lost a lot of weight and has the sagging tits, belly pouch etc but man she is just a SENSUAL EROTIC FREAK.
Also, I personally am not into tattoo's (of which she has quite a few) or piercings (she has a nose ring) but they're so prevalent nowadays that they're almost status quo.
Most of you guys can't handle her and you have to be on the "short list" to get her info off of me and if she didn't want more guys I'd save her just for me but money talks.[/QUOTE]I'm interested if your willing to share with me. If not, I understand. Just so you know, I won't bargain, not show up, be unkempt, be rude or be anything but on the best behavior.
So is fuckpig basically a female you'd fuk, but never be seen with in public bc she's very unnatractive?
I probably would have GIVEN the info prior to seeing your SNIDE remark to Muffy on the other forum. Anyone that would do that would probably do worse so NO THANKS. I didn't know you were a "moderator" now, congrats. BTW, I don't bargain at all. I simply GIVE info where it seems like someone is deserving and every now and then I get lucky and get something in return but that is unfortunately RARE.
[QUOTE=LivnLifeVIP;1757255]I'm interested if your willing to share with me. If not, I understand. Just so you know, I won't bargain, not show up, be unkempt, be rude or be anything but on the best behavior.[/QUOTE]
Well, that's NOT my definition of a "fuckpig" and Mariah is not ugly by any means. She is a very sensual erotic lady that will do it all in bed and so far everyone that I sent her way had a good time with her and the only drawbacks were guys saying she should clean her place more often.
[QUOTE=Dayman1;1757394]So is fuckpig basically a female you'd fuk, but never be seen with in public bc she's very unnatractive?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Horny As Hell;1757405]I probably would have GIVEN the info prior to seeing your SNIDE remark to Muffy on the other forum. Anyone that would do that would probably do worse so NO THANKS. I didn't know you were a "moderator" now, congrats. BTW, I don't bargain at all. I simply GIVE info where it seems like someone is deserving and every now and then I get lucky and get something in return but that is unfortunately RARE.[/QUOTE]First off: This is no longer about the reference. This is about setting this straight.
I went back and read my post and I can see how you (and Muffy) would think that sounded snide. When I originally read it I thought Muffy did the deleting and thought he might own the board or be a moderator. (Someone has to be.) I just PMed with Muffy a day ago and have no reason to flame him. I misread the post and fucked up and I apologize to Muffy if he took offense. I thought I read about a year ago when I joined this place that someone from RI owned this site. Maybe I'm completely off the mark. I meant nothing by it. I really am not the type of person that goes around flaming people or is a douche in general. Those that get to know me realize that. I fucked up; I was wrong.
That being said, again, I apologize to Muffy.
[QUOTE=Horny As Hell;1757408]Well, that's NOT my definition of a "fuckpig" and Mariah is not ugly by any means. She is a very sensual erotic lady that will do it all in bed and so far everyone that I sent her way had a good time with her and the only drawbacks were guys saying she should clean her place more often.[/QUOTE]Ohhh, ok,
So different than slampig