Massage Parlor Reports

"Sandy" was the only working girl there. Pretty, youthful, and accommodating. As AMPs go, a good experience. I'll repeat.

Stopped by 2005 last Thursday. Pulled in and about 30 seconds later another fellow monger pulled in behind me. Only 1 girl working so the early bird got his worm wet. Sorry man. Normal session decent ts then to the room things were going great nice and relaxed then about 40 mins into my session I heard someone else come in and mamasan says something thru the door and everything changed it went from just having some relaxed fun to hurry the hell up. Still a decent time.

I've been to a few asian massage parlors in Houston. It's been a few years. I could use a really good blow job as the wife isn't all that good at it. I looked at craigslist, but it's full of gay dudes way too interested.

I've read about this 2005 club. Is that the best / safest option? I'll be near the SRQ airport, so it sounds close.

Any other info is appreciated. I apologize that this is my first post. I konw you normally are skeptical of first time posters, but there isn't much I can do about that.

Thanks for overlooking.

Saw this woman three times, and after the third time. I would have to say. Do not waste your money. If you want a great 1 1/2 massage though, she is awesome. If looking for more. Do not waste time. First visit. She is open about exclaiming no funny stuff, yet, it is taking place ona bed. But alas, there was no funny stuff. 2nd visit. The occasional brushes, but nothing to hold on; 3rd visit, repeat of the first visit, and. Killed the session 15 minutes early. My reviews on this one.

[QUOTE=BobClayton314; 1684167]I've been to a few asian massage parlors in Houston. It's been a few years. I could use a really good blow job as the wife isn't all that good at it. I looked at craigslist, but it's full of gay dudes way too interested.

I've read about this 2005 club. Is that the best / safest option? I'll be near the SRQ airport, so it sounds close.

Any other info is appreciated. I apologize that this is my first post. I konw you normally are skeptical of first time posters, but there isn't much I can do about that.

Thanks for overlooking.[/QUOTE]Haven't been to the place you were asking about, but my favorite is the AMP on 26th in Bradenton. Have never been dissappointed there.

[QUOTE=TravisMcGee007;1688487]Haven't been to the place you were asking about, but my favorite is the AMP on 26th in Bradenton. Have never been dissappointed there.[/QUOTE]YMMV I have been several times each time has been decent price is good. I have had a BBBJ and CBJ from same girl. So it just appears that it depends on her mood.

Has anybody tried her out yet? $ seems a little high for just massage. Any info would be great.

Thanks,

Rock

[QUOTE=Rockdale; 1691801]Has anybody tried her out yet? $ seems a little high for just massage. Any info would be great.

Thanks,

Rock[/QUOTE]I tried calling to check it out, but went to a guys voicemail, so did not leave a message.

When my business finds me in the area I either A) plan ahead and find someone on BP or B) stop into one of my favs for a tug. The other day I took option B and stopped into body works. Would have liked to see sam but she was not available and went in with (forget her name) but she is tall kinda think and has blond with black streaks. Anyway was not too terribly impressed with her at the door but once inside she did a strip tease for me and has a fantasitc body, nice round ass that she likes spanked and a really nice set of DDs. And its not just a sit next to me tug which I am sure many have had, she moves around, body to body, lets you have free range with your hands and was really erotic time. Full menu is available but I opted for just the tug and body to body, strip tease and so on. When I was close I asked if I could unload on her sweet melons and she was happy for me to do so. With a titty tug to complete and then on her tits and neck. Nice time, if you see her answer the door and have a mixed reaction, I'd say go with it. Your not going to focus on her face anyway.

DayRunner. What's the cost these days? I haven't been there in a couple of years. Used to see Ashley and get the full treatment for a 150 plus door fee. Tried older lady with accent (name escapes me). She wanted a bit more and was way too mechanical.

My best luck was using these places as a showroom floor and try to arrange take out.

[QUOTE=Atl Guy; 1704415]DayRunner. What's the cost these days? I haven't been there in a couple of years. Used to see Ashley and get the full treatment for a 150 plus door fee. Tried older lady with accent (name escapes me). She wanted a bit more and was way too mechanical.

My best luck was using these places as a showroom floor and try to arrange take out.[/QUOTE]Still the same, I have seen the talent go up and down there too and thought I was in for a another down when I saw the attendant but once she put the skills into motion I was pleases, full service for an extra half is what I was quoted.

After not having luck with local providers, I decided to try a couple AMPs that I haven't been to before. First was Jade. I went in the evening, so I am unsure how the local businesses when they are open see customers going into Jade. There is no locked door or door bell. You just walk in. Met a casually dressed girl named Coco. About a 6 on face and 7 on body. Led me thru a professional looking place into a nice room. Offered me a table shower on a real professional looking table shower. Scrubbed me all over. Asked the standard questions. Have I been here before. Other places. Etc. Anyway. Back at the room. I took the hour for 70. Great massage. Seriously. I asked for medium then soft. And she was really good. Then did the fingernail thing. Focusing on my ass and balls. Felt amazing. Asked me to turn over. She continued with the soft massage. Played with my balls. Asked if I wanted more. I gave her the sign for a BJ. Which I had to talk her into. Gave her a 100 for it and she bagan a BBBJ. She tried to do a quick few sucks on the head and then tried to do a HJ. But I gave her instructions to keep sucking. After about 10 minutes I popped into a tissue. Not the best BBBJ. And I had to tell her to keep sucking. But it got the job done. Maybe the HJ would have been better for a cheaper price. I doubt you can get more there, but I am pretty sure you would need to bring your own hat. There was another girl there, but I didn't get a look at her.

Another day I tried out Beyond 2005. The parking is great, you pull. Behind the building with a fence blocking the view from any street. The door is in the back with the white doorbell. Mamasan answers, brings me to a room. Tells me to get undressed and wait. Five minutes later, in walks Sandy. Wearing a mini skirt, probably early 40s. But looks great. 8 or 9 body, maybe 7 face. She says hi, asks if I want a table shower, she says ok. Reaches down. Stokes Mr. Johnson and starts kissing me. My hands run all over her body and we kiss for a few minutes as she gets me excited. She opens her eyes and smiles and say lets go to the shower room. Typical shower room. After the teasing in the massage room I figured the shower would be better, but it was very thourough and not sensual at all. She hit all the right spots, but I have had better. Maybe she was just making sure I was clean. We go back to the massage room I lay down she leaves briefly, comes back and starts with a great medium. Massage. She didn't rush through it as some places do, she actually tried to do a good job. After maybe 20 or 30 minutes, she focuses on the butt area, using her fingernails. Then a taint massage, which felt amazing. While stroking me. This girl really got me going. After awhile I flipped over and she disrobes. Great body. Really great body. Smiles. Puts on a rubber and climbs into a 69 and gives me a great CBJ as I taste her pussy. She tasted really clean, we went at this for awhile and I felt her cum as her body stiffened and twitch as she sucked me. She then climbed on for cowgirl. Looking in my eyes. Kissing me. Then I climbed on with her legs on my shoulders and pounded her till I popped. She smiled. Kissed me and kept me inside till I softened. Love that. Overall. Great time. Her name was Sandy, mamasan said another girl works there, but she went to the store. Will definitely be back, no question.

Be safe.

Since I had never been to an AMP in the states I decided to visit Sun Asian Spa near the airport and compare it to my experiences from a trip to Thailand two years ago. I chose this particular AMP based on detailed reviews I found on NR. I knew to ask for Lisa when I called shortly before 10am. I arrived 15 minutes later and was greeted by an attractive Asian woman in a short, tight dress and heels. Probably mid to upper 30's but could pass for 30 easily. Lisa led me to a private room with a professional table, mood lighting, and soft music playing. Asked me to undress then wrapped a towel around me and led me down the hall to the table shower room. When we returned to the massage room I wordlessly placed 120 on the table next to the lamp. Lisa said that made her very happy and then proceeded to make ME very happy. For a more detailed blow by blow, check out several reviews on NR.

Paid a visit to one of my favorite AMP's today. Saw Sandy. Great time as always. I'm sure most of you know the details here. Good TS and right to business.

I have been reading about Beyond 5000 for a while and got the urge to go see Sandy that everyone is talking about. I started planning on this about a month ago.

It's been about 10 years since I've been to a parlor and it was pretty exciting to plan on going to Beyond 5000. I have not done any man scaping for almost 10 years and needed a trim real bad. The old pubes were pretty long and my ass hair was a tangled mess. So I asked my wife to trim me up. She was right away very suspicious of my intent as she knew that I was kind of comfortable with all that hair down there. I kind of put her mind at ease telling her that the kling ons and the smell often was a problem even with strong deodorant and aftershave.

She started trimming with a pair of scissors that were pretty dull and had a hard time cutting the hair. But it sure did cut the old bean bag. Put a nice gash into the old sack and I started bleeding like a stuffed pig. It was not a major cut and so after a little while the bleeding stopped. After getting the hair cut down enough, the safety razor came out. I did not trust her with the razor so I decided to do the shaving myself. Big mistake. I got the front cut fine with the old Johnson feeling like it was free at last. The bean bag felt pretty good but the shaving cream on the cut hurt a whole hell of a lot. So I figured why not trim up my ass hole hairs.

That is where I really screwed up. I never had a shaved ass hole. Never cut the hair down there. So what the heck. I wanted to see how it felt. I started shaving my ass hole and not being able to see what I was doing, shaved off a good quarter inch of sphincter skin. I mean it just cut it off like it was nothing. I started bleeding all over the place and my ass hole started to itch like crazy. I could not get the blood to stop so I ended up at the local emergency room. They bandaged me up and told me that I should have a professional trim me if I really desire to be hairless. But they did warn me that my hair was thick and by cutting it, it could get itchy if not shaved from now on. They did say that laser hair removal could be an option. Taking a crap with a cut butt is not something I would wish on my worst enemy.

So it's been about two weeks since that happened and now the hair is starting to grow back. My asshole feels like a porcupine set up a nest there. I mean those little hairs are jabbing me and I itch like I've never itched before. The doctor was right in that I will now have to shave my ass hole every few days. Seeing how I am not that good at it, I need to find someone who I can trust to shave my ass hole. My medical does not cover laser hair removal from my ass so It would cost way too much.

Do they shave at the AMP's? Does Beyond 5000 do that? Help!