Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=SundanceKid;2792701]You might want to look at my report 5289 in the Birmingham massage section. I would not repeat but YMMV.

SDK.[/QUOTE]Thanks,

I'll try Kate instead. I do like her boobs and blonde hair though.

I frequently reported on these Mobile pages for 5 years before moving away three years ago. In a few weeks I'll return for a short visit.

I've read of several busts over the years. Now my question is, are any of the (5-6) former AMPs still in business?


Added in: I posted of my two unsat experiences of Kate, way back when. She got it done but nearly as much fun as the two AMPs in the Tillmans Corner area.

[QUOTE=Wiregrass;2891761]I frequently reported on these Mobile pages for 5 years before moving away three years ago. In a few weeks I'll return for a short visit.

I've read of several busts over the years. Now my question is, are any of the (5-6) former AMPs still in business?


Added in: I posted of my two unsat experiences of Kate, way back when. She got it done but nearly as much fun as the two AMPs in the Tillmans Corner area.[/QUOTE]Just New Star is left.

Ref New Star, I was their very first customer (maybe in the fall of 2011)?

They advertised for a week as opening at 0900, and I was there (at that time I lived very nearby). After about 20-30 min with the door locked and no activity I called their posted number. The two inside girls were sleeping.

Several Good times were once had there.

I'm passing through Birmingham this Saturday and hoping to find an AMP somewhere in the area (or within 30 - 60 min). Anyone know of a decent place? I've been reading reviews but it seems to be it or miss. I'm just looking for a good massage, teasing and standard (happy) ending.

Thanks.

With Senior status. I made the Mobile trip and came back 2 for 2. Not bad for being told both places were a bust.

Not wanting to PUBLICLY ruin a good thing I'm keeping this private with those seniors, who they tell is up to them.

I will be in the area of 2 week and I need to know if anybody try this? I would like to find a good masseuse with a little bit of sensual touch, not looking for FS at all.

[URL]http://alabama.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/let-me-take-the-stress-away/9611066[/URL]

You posted this question in the Mobile forum. The ad refers to the Birmingham area.

They're 200++ miles apart.

Imwill be heading to Mobile soon and would appreciate any info on Angela who advertises outcall massage in Mobile. Thanks for any feedback.

Full Body Massage By Angela. ;o) (your place).

Being suckered into the beach this weekend. Since I'd find telethons more entertaining than the Alabama coast I figured I'd swing for the fences and see if any of you fine folks might know of a spot in the area worth sneaking away to. While I doubt there is I figured I'd ask. As always, pm is fine and if I can help any of you gents out while around BHM I'd be glad to return the favor.

[QUOTE=Alamassage1;2957815]Imwill be heading to Mobile soon and would appreciate any info on Angela who advertises outcall massage in Mobile. Thanks for any feedback.

Full Body Massage By Angela. ;o) (your place).[/QUOTE]I never got any feedback, but here is a report. She is not attractive at all. She tries on the massage, but very amateurish. She does mechanical HJ. Nothing else to say, I can't imagine anything else on the table.

Alright yall what's the skinny? Where's the place to be? Best bang for your buck. I've been visiting AMP for about 3 years now. I usually hit a local spot on airport but it's HJ only. Any recommendations. ?

[QUOTE=SundanceKid;2792701]You might want to look at my report 5289 in the Birmingham massage section. I would not repeat but YMMV.

SDK.[/QUOTE]Went out of my way headin north from PCola. She has an incall near Foley, Al. My experience was the same as Sundance.

Had potential but very disappointing.

Okay, so this is a little off topic. But I ran across this and found it funny and decided to pass it along.

1. Any massage parlor open after say 9 pm is bound to be packing an assortment of extras, nobody virtuous goes looking for a therapeutic back rub at 1 am on a Tuesday!

2. It's packing Neon signs with words like "massage", "bodyrub" or "fellatio barn". There's just something seedy / appealing about a flashing neon signs, they know degenerates like us can't resist the lure of a good neon sign.

3. Odd / distant Location If the massage shop is smack in the middle of an industrial area there's a good chance they'll have buckets of extras as they're often driven out of the 'burbs by nosy fuckers with erection problems and church groups who believe a that administering a handjob = holiday in Hades.

4. If the masseuse is wearing / displaying any of the following then it's probably going to be sensual miniskirt, high-heels, tight-dress, side-boob, lingerie, snorkel.

5. The seedier / ramshackle the place the better your chances of a happy ending, if I ever see a scummy mattress on a floor I always think I'm odds on for a handjob (or lice).

6. Check out the customers. If it's all nervous looking men then you've probably hit the jackpot. A nervous man walking out of a massage place is the sign of a man with freshly emptied babysacks. I love when I see guys about to walk into a massage joint which I know is a 100% erotic and they start twisting / stretching there arms like they're a little sore and are just there to get some knots rubbed out. We know where the knot is bro!

7. The masseuse doesn't leave the room whilst you get unchanged. This rarely happens and when it does, it's always awkward as fuck. Kinda retarded to feel awkward I know, she's about to see me naked and will soon be milking my man-jam but there's a system people WHEN THE MACHINE BREAKS DOWN, WE BREAK DOWN.

8. The massage slogan "Oriental" or "Asian" massage is always a good erotic shot but are not to be confused with "Thai Massage" which always results in something in me dislocating.

9. The massage room has items like vaseline, lubricant, dog-collars or a box of tissues so big that you could wipe up one of Thor's loads.

10. The Masseuse walks in and takes off her clothes. If I got to explain this one then you belong in that Sarlacc pit son.

HA!

Has any one tried new Ocean Spa in Foley. They ran add on Backpage last Wednesday. Going to be in town in couple of weeks wondering whether it was worth trying.