Massage Parlor Reports

Tried a place on Wise and Schaumburg last night and was not impressed. The ad I saw did not mention a business name, but I should of walked out the second I walked in and Saw JJ massage business cards. I had tried a JJ massage in Crystal lake and got pretty much the same mechanical and cold massage. A major portion of the massage was covered and absolutely no teasing whatsoever. To me, no teasing usually means no playing. It's a shame too, even though the provider wasn't pretty in the face she had a petite waist and out of the ordinary large mams for an asian woman.

On the plus side I did get my first table shower as I usually just get the massage and go.

Did some searching and found this ad which is the same place.

[URL]http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/4633188376.html[/URL]

Stopped by today. I have seen Kiki a few times over the years. I was hoping she was available. And she was. 40 ish short hair. I'm guessing be cup. Athletic body from what I could tell. Standard finish here. But she gives the best massage. I forgot how good she is. I haven't seen her for a couple of years and she was giving me he'll for it. Telling me I have been a bad boy. I said, well of course. I'm always looking for that variety.

Visited Ad Spa in Carol Stream. Located at the end of a strip mall, with a liquor store and pizza place nearby. Quiet location in the mornings. Drew Lucy. Definitely Chinese, based on her accent. Average looks. Paid for an hour and got a full hour. Above average medium massage, standard finish, no tipping issues.

Stopped by Ling's on IPR yesterday, got the 1 hr with TS, . 75. Nini came in to greet me, took me to the TS. Thorough on both sides though I did have to ask her to turn the water temp up. On the flip, water and some soap but nothing too promising. In the roomand got a great massage. Cracked my neck 2 x, knew how to knead her elbows into my back and spine. No haggling on the flip. All is good. Left happy. $. 2 in total damage.

[QUOTE=JMarshall;2230183]Stopped by Ling's on IPR yesterday, got the 1 hr with TS, . 75. Nini came in to greet me, took me to the TS. Thorough on both sides though I did have to ask her to turn the water temp up. On the flip, water and some soap but nothing too promising. In the roomand got a great massage. Cracked my neck 2 x, knew how to knead her elbows into my back and spine. No haggling on the flip. All is good. Left happy. $. 2 in total damage.[/QUOTE]A nice clean place with friendly providers. I have been going there for years not much more that a HS but usually a good massage.

Stopped by as I was intrigued with the 90 minute for. 70 grand opening special. I've been wanting a 90 minute session and made the trip. It's a small stand alone place with parking in back which is nice for a busy road. Enter through the front, ring the bell with cameras all over the place. Good signs. One therapist, probably a 7 on the AMP scale and I would guess Chinese. No table shower if that's your thing, not a deal breaker for me as I rarely choose that. She gave the full 90 and then some, using a LOT of oil and worked the ass are quite a lot. I thought I might get a prostate rub but it didn't happen. Playful with some teasing, all the signs were there but is wasn't to happen. Got the offer for self serve, but couldn't get into it. Guess I'm not much of an exhibitionist. She even trimmed my toennails and used an abrasive on my callouses. Afterwards went to the standup shower where she helped my get the oil off. All in all, interesting and I tipped. 20. It was close to 2 hours by the time I left out the back door. There were no other doorbells heard while I was there. Maybe has more options to develop with familiarity. Not sure I'll get back that way.

Hey all just checking to see if anyone can recommend a decent emp. I've been to gh but found it to be a little cold and expensive. Is blessmassage worth a look? Seems legit with the salon and all just wondering.

[QUOTE=Asps3;2241763]Hey all just checking to see if anyone can recommend a decent emp. I've been to gh but found it to be a little cold and expensive. Is blessmassage worth a look? Seems legit with the salon and all just wondering.[/QUOTE]Have found that they have locations in Schaumburg and Arlington Heights. Here is contact info.

[URL]http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/bts/4717507915.html[/URL]

Been there a couple of times. Good work done. Can not handle walk ins so have to call to schedule.

[QUOTE=Asps3;2241763]Hey all just checking to see if anyone can recommend a decent emp. I've been to gh but found it to be a little cold and expensive. Is blessmassage worth a look? Seems legit with the salon and all just wondering.[/QUOTE]We badgered the Admin into adding a specific thread for EMPs. Might find something in there.

[QUOTE=KdaKodiac;2250365]Have found that they have locations in Schaumburg and Arlington Heights. Here is contact info.

[URL]http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/bts/4717507915.html[/URL]

Been there a couple of times. Good work done. Can not handle walk ins so have to call to schedule.[/QUOTE]That post has been deleted by author. Do you have a keyword to search by like a phone number? If a different version of the ad appears I'll be able to find it that way.

I'll look now and throw something on the EMP thread.

WNO.

[QUOTE=GeorgeW.Bush;2252614]That post has been deleted by author. Do you have a keyword to search by like a phone number? If a different version of the ad appears I'll be able to find it that way.[/QUOTE]

Anyone TOFTT? New location in Carol Stream.

[QUOTE=UndieRadar;2232918]Stopped by as I was intrigued with the 90 minute for. 70 grand opening special. I've been wanting a 90 minute session and made the trip. It's a small stand alone place with parking in back which is nice for a busy road. Enter through the front, ring the bell with cameras all over the place. Good signs. One therapist, probably a 7 on the AMP scale and I would guess Chinese. No table shower if that's your thing, not a deal breaker for me as I rarely choose that. She gave the full 90 and then some, using a LOT of oil and worked the ass are quite a lot. I thought I might get a prostate rub but it didn't happen. Playful with some teasing, all the signs were there but is wasn't to happen. Got the offer for self serve, but couldn't get into it. Guess I'm not much of an exhibitionist. She even trimmed my toennails and used an abrasive on my callouses. Afterwards went to the standup shower where she helped my get the oil off. All in all, interesting and I tipped. 20. It was close to 2 hours by the time I left out the back door. There were no other doorbells heard while I was there. Maybe has more options to develop with familiarity. Not sure I'll get back that way.[/QUOTE]I've been here twice now and it's exactly as Undie describes but I didn't get my toenails trimmed. Usually 2 MT's, 1 older and 1 younger. Got the older one both times. If anything, you get a decent massage for the price. I'll go back just for that.

Stopped into Premier in CS. Parking lot a little busier than I like, but worth it. Offered four-hand shortly into the massage. Price was adjusted based on time remaining. I wasn't disappointed. Left happy. Received the full hour. TS after massage. Girls were on the younger side. No tipping issues. TS table squeezed between two walls, which might be an issue if you are over 6 ft. Will likely repeat. Happy hunting.

[QUOTE=UndieRadar;2232918]Stopped by as I was intrigued with the 90 minute for. 70 grand opening special. I've been wanting a 90 minute session and made the trip. It's a small stand alone place with parking in back which is nice for a busy road. Enter through the front, ring the bell with cameras all over the place. Good signs. One therapist, probably a 7 on the AMP scale and I would guess Chinese. No table shower if that's your thing, not a deal breaker for me as I rarely choose that. She gave the full 90 and then some, using a LOT of oil and worked the ass are quite a lot. I thought I might get a prostate rub but it didn't happen. Playful with some teasing, all the signs were there but is wasn't to happen. Got the offer for self serve, but couldn't get into it. Guess I'm not much of an exhibitionist. She even trimmed my toennails and used an abrasive on my callouses. Afterwards went to the standup shower where she helped my get the oil off. All in all, interesting and I tipped. 20. It was close to 2 hours by the time I left out the back door. There were no other doorbells heard while I was there. Maybe has more options to develop with familiarity. Not sure I'll get back that way.[/QUOTE]I was in the area and decided to try it out. Place was clean, traffic noise was definitely a distraction, but they played music and it drowned it out. Went for the hour and a half for 70. You pay right up front at desk. She led me to the room and showed me where to out my things and to lay face down on table. Lulu was her name. Not bad body. I'd say early 40's. Very nice rub down. Worked out the kinks in my neck and back. Had a big knot and she worked it over. She definitely pays attention to rear end if it is your thing. I do and loved it as she could tell. Kept running her hands up and down my behind. Did light leg and calf work and then the flip. She covered me up. Was disappointed but it didn't last long. I think it was to keep me warm. Lots of "brushing" of mr happy and his two friends. Eventually she pointed to my hand and said ok you do. I figured what the heck. She got me some lotion / oil and while I stroked.

She climbed between my legs and massaged my inner thighs and 2 friends. I was surprised and she did an occasional stroke. I was ready to bust but wanted to enjoy the attention I was getting. She said yes yes go ahead and started stroking me again. I said to wait a second and she said no squirt squirt and giggled. I want to see you squirt. So, I let it fly as she used her other hand and milked me while rubbing my 2 friends. I shot over my head and she said oh my. Wow. Good. Good. Wow. Wow as I kept shooting. She cleaned me up and rubbed my legs and feet to finish. She said shower? And told me to come on. So I wrapped in a towel and we welt to the shower room. Nothing fancy at all but great shower too. Scrubbed everywhere and everything. I tipped her. 4 and she said to come back and ask for her. She will take care again. I said sure. I would definitely go again. Didn't see anyone else either girls or clients at all. Parked in rear and she let me out the back door.