Massage Parlor Reports

I'll drive to E'ville for a good massage with the right kind of HE. I'm usually interested in BBBJ as opposed to HJ. Which makes me wonder if her BJ is to completion or not? Please post or I'm. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Doug985]I've also made the drive to E'ville and spent time with this lady. Yes, accurate picture, and I agree that 45 y/o is probably generous by 7 or 8.

The deal ius in her home and others have reviewed her in the past. Her daughter lives with her and others have posted that she is sometimes in the other room when the massage/fs is going on in the bedroom. That didn't happen with me, but certainly would have bothered me. (Daughter is 23 years old.)

About the lady - she is enthusiastic, a great chatter (if you want silence, not your girl.) She's not little, probably 5'7" and at least 175 or so, was much bigger some time ago.

The massage is first rate, she knows how to give one, not to just rub a little and get to the main event. If the happy ending wasn't coming I could easily have fallen asleep while she worked my back.

I opted to continue on to fs and she is talented there as well. DATY and she's qiuite responsive, a little miss, doggie, and cg. Totally shaved. huge chest - some sag but for the age very nice.

No time rush at all. No upsell.

Will definitely repeat the drive.[/QUOTE]

I'm pretty bummed that it appears Ballwin is closed. I'm from the Chicago area, and need to be in the St. Louis area this Saturday. I did my research on past posts and had concluded Ballwin was my best bet, now what the heck do I do?
Any help or advice would be great, I'm looking to keep the total for a massage and HE under $...
Thanks!

I needed a massage this week, not just a HE. I asked 2 senior members who they would see if they wanted a massage, not just a HE. Based upon their advice, I made two appointments.

First, I saw Sharon. What a great lady and fantastic massage. She has a great place and a technique that was amazing. No, it was not FS or BJ. But, I liked my massage and she was great to talk with. I left feeling happy and relaxed. I didn't care that it was not a FS experience. It was that great.

Second, I saw Debbie. She is also a great lady and the session was amazing on every single level. The massage was not the same as Sharon's and the extras were very different. This is a lady with mind blowing oral skills (no pun intended). I left happy and will be back for more.

For the 2 senior members who gave me suggestions, thank you both. You were 100% on the money with your suggestions. You guys can spot talent and you are willing to share. Thank you.

[QUOTE=Phil Anderer76]I tried calling the number yesterday and got a "This number is no longer in service" message. It has me wondering if the message by Larks Tongue on 8/8 wasn't right on the mark.

It's kind of interesting, there's also a new one that is having a grand opening down in the China Town section of Olivette. This is advertised in RT.[/QUOTE]

I wasn't trying to predict the future it is just that AMP's don't last in the city or the county long before they are shut down. I am sure that passing intell on here doesn't help matters as well. Uncle LEO is doing the work for the morality police. This is an activity between 2 adults that should be legal and licensed for the safety of the ladies and us. The ladies should work in a safe enviorment and must be free of disease and drugs. If they are licensed and checked out we all benefit from the taxes that would go to Uncle LEO to fight real crime. Shit one of their own got shot and killed the other night in north county and they are worried about AMP's and the guys that frequent them. Let's get it right and run things like they do in Europe and Nevada. It is a win/win for everyone.

Just my 2 cents.

Vote LT for President in '08.

[QUOTE=Larks Tongue]Shit one of their own got shot and killed the other night in north county [/QUOTE]Just as a slight correction, it was a St. Louis City Police Officer near Goodfellow and 70 in north St. Louis City (right on the border with Flordell Hills but not actually in the county at least according to stltoday). Any way you look at it, a pretty rough area.

Gina's erratic behavior has been the topic of posts here before. So this isn't really new news, but rather further confirmation of the care that should be excercised when dealing with her.

I have not seen Gina for at least a year now. A few times over the past year I've made calls to her to see how she sounded and check on her availability. The other morning I was driving to a meeting with some of my co-workers (including a VERY senior level exec) and my cell phone starts ringing. I had the BlueTooth gizmo in my ear, so I answered without looking to see who it was. To my suprise it's crazy Gina calling unannounced, totally uninvited.

Her suspected drug use has also been talked about here. I can speculate that she was either f'the up at the time she called, or she was lacking the funds she needed to get f'the up and was dialing for dollars. Either way it breaks the rules of the way this game is supposed to be played. Granted, in comparison to the other 'massage' providers, she looks good, has a hot bod, and is only too willing to give it up. But be advised, there's a risk you take. I don't think I'll be risking it with her any more.

I have been seeing Cheryl for almost a year. Never had a problem before, so I wondered why every was complaining about her. NOW I KNOW! Called yesterday at 10 AM for an appointment for noon. She said that I should maybe give her an extra 5 minutes for her to clean up from her 11 AM appointment. I said "no problem".

At 12:05 I stood at her door ringing the bell with all the dogs barking and that black cat trying to rub my leg. Waited 4 or 5 minutes and then phoned her again (while standing at the door looking in the picture window).

Now anyone who has been a regular of Cheryl's knows that the one thing she does during her massage that is really annoying is answer phone calls while giving the massage. So, understanding that maybe her 11 AM appt was a little late I had every expectation that she would still answer the phone and let me know when to come back. Well, not only did she not answer but she never called at all.common courtesy would certainly warrant some kind of call with an explanation or apology to a long-time customer.

No Class. No Return. No More.

She deserves a boycott. It is for reasons such as this that ladies like Sharon, Andrea, and Cynthia get the respect that they do.

[QUOTE=Phil Anderer76]The other morning I was driving to a meeting with some of my co-workers (including a VERY senior level exec) and my cell phone starts ringing. I had the BlueTooth gizmo in my ear, so I answered without looking to see who it was. To my suprise it's crazy Gina calling unannounced, totally uninvited.

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There are many reports of this happening to guys from whacked-out providers. Just go pay cash for a cheap prepaid phone like the girls do and be done with that hassle. Set it to erase all call logs and only use it when searching. If anyone asks, you found it.

Man what the hell happened to Molly? I was in St Louis a while back and decided to give her a call and she was free. Now I have not seen her in a long time and did not know what to expect. She has moved again. Surprise Surprise.

She answers the door in a t-shirt and plants a huge kiss on me. I of course do the same back and before i know it we are on her huge couch and never make it to the bedroom for a massage. She still have a nice body but man her face has aged. I did not see much of it for a while though because she could not take her mouth off of my balls..

I was there about two hours and had a great time. She never mention price so I dropped the usual with a nice tip. So is Molly not doing massage anymore? Now I use to on again off again date her but this seemed out of character for her. I am wondering if she is off her meds again.

Sharon has been part of my permanent rotation ever since I first saw her when she was living in North County. By now you've probably read a dozen reviews of mine, here on USA Sex Guide, singing her praises.

If you've never seen her, you owe it to yourself to visit her at least once.

I can almost always reach her by phone, however I have the uncanny knack of calling just before she has another appointment. But I just tell her, I'll try again later. Usually I do this spontaneously and don't plan ahead too often. Especially when I'm working and don't know exactly when I'll be able to slip away to get a "treatment".

This past one was terrific - I asked for a combination moderate therapeautic and sensual light touch. That's just what I got.

The massage table is now in the big room in her lower level - it used to be in the unfinished side.

She started off working out the knots in my shoulders, then she moved down my back and before she was finished with the top half of me she gave me a really nice scalp massage.

Of course, she never neglects my balls and cock, and really teased them until I was bone hard and twitching. I love it when she reaches underneath with both hands as I raise up, and she massages my balls while she strokes my cock.

On the flip she didn't waste much time working on my chest, legs, and stomach before she came back to my cock and balls. A lot of times I just close my eyes and focus on the sensation of those soft skillful hands working on my goodies. However, this time I decided to watch. Her hands are small, so they make my cock look bigger than it is. She worked my balls as her other hand moved up and down my shaft, and over and around the head of my cock. After a few minutes of that I shot my load.

As usual she cleaned me up and continued the massage.

Sharon is about 5'4", I would guess somewhere between 105 and 115 pounds, has an average body with nice boobs. She has dark brown hair
and eyes, pleasant looking but not what you would call pretty. She is in her early 50's but looks 10 years younger.

Besides her skills as a masseuse she is one of the nicest ladies you've ever hope to meet. Anyone who sees her more than once will begin to form a friendship with her. The house is in a state of flux since she thought she was moving, but it's always clean and comfortable.

Give her a chance if you haven't seen her - if you call, tell her "Bob" referred you.

If you've shared information here feel free to PM me for her contact info. If you haven't posted any reviews don't bother because I probably won't respond.

[QUOTE=Hose Nose]I have been seeing Cheryl for almost a year. Never had a problem before, so I wondered why every was complaining about her. NOW I KNOW! [/QUOTE]But isn't this type of sudden and unexpected flakiness native to the hobby? (And in a perverse way, part of the attraction.- there is a certain excitement in the fact that we can never know exactly what to expect.) I saw Cheryl a couple of weeks ago, and I wouldn't go back (due to her appearance.- not that she was unattractive, but that she made no effort whatsoever to act or appear sexy, which was a turn-off to me). However, setting up the appointment was super-quick and easy.

On the other hand, Melony.- who was received several absolute raves in this thread.- has been an absolute flake with me. Three times I have set up an appointment, and all times she subsequently cancelled.- twice as I was pulling into her parking lot. I totally want to boycott her, but she keeps posting her ad, and because of the raves on this thread, I keep trying. Has anyone else had this experience w/ Melony?

[QUOTE=Dayzed]But isn't this type of sudden and unexpected flakiness native to the hobby? (And in a perverse way, part of the attraction.- there is a certain excitement in the fact that we can never know exactly what to expect.) I saw Cheryl a couple of weeks ago, and I wouldn't go back (due to her appearance.- not that she was unattractive, but that she made no effort whatsoever to act or appear sexy, which was a turn-off to me). However, setting up the appointment was super-quick and easy.

On the other hand, Melony.- who was received several absolute raves in this thread.- has been an absolute flake with me. Three times I have set up an appointment, and all times she subsequently cancelled.- twice as I was pulling into her parking lot. I totally want to boycott her, but she keeps posting her ad, and because of the raves on this thread, I keep trying. Has anyone else had this experience w/ Melony?[/QUOTE]

I really did not have any problem with her although she did make me wait about 10 minutes for her to get ready. I booked for a massage but she asked me if I wanted to trade up for the same 1 hour massage fee. So that is what happened.

Sorry to hear she has gotten unreliable or maybe just afraid of new clients due to the inherent risk.

I do have to laugh at her ad though where she says she looks like Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Maybe she will keep the appointment if you tell her you look like Brad Pitt.

She has turned into a big cracker in the last few months.

Dayzed, Cheryl was thinner a year ago. She has let herself go. Ironically, in her current ad she describes herself as very sexy.

By the way, as an FYI. I refer to her as Cheryl south. There is a Cheryl north. Phone is and 895 number. For what it's worth, avoid this person like the plague. She can get very mean if she feels crossed. Buyer beware!

Stopped by 8517 Olive today. Got a massage, just a massage. Sorry.