Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=ClefBom;2148249]...being low key and UTR is the way to go for these places. I just don't know why you want attention by putting up neon lit open signs, rather blackened windows are subtle, an indirect indication for us who know what it is.[/QUOTE]Years ago I saw a tongue-in-cheek article saying the problem with strip clubs and massage parlors is that their exteriors usually look tasteless and skanky and that was what the neighbors were actually upset about. It showed proposed exterior re-dos, with the after versions being very subtle, looking like offices.

I used to see an indie rub & tug gal in North Carolina who operated out of an office complex. The name on the door was something innocuous, like Westview Consulting. She asked that her clients come with at least a folder of papers, if not an attache case. When you came in it looked exactly like any other office. Desks, computers, file cabinets. The fun was in back. Another MP was in a small row of offices with only the suite number on the door. No sign, no open light. Just a doorbell peep hole and security camera. A third was in a former residential neighborhood that had been rezoned for offices. Driving by, it looked like any of the realtors, accountants, dentists or whatever that were in the other former homes. However, the lobby looked like a mid-range day spa. I imagine they gave legit massages to those who stumbled in not knowing what the score was. None of these were AMPs, though. AMPs seem to all be alike. You can pick them out just by driving by. That's probably the point.

Well if you happen to come across one of those up here Mr. Noodle please feel free to drop me a pm LOL. I've yet to find a private residential or office offering here in this area.

I was not sure which place is good on 99. I tried 84** but its not worth. It looks like only two old ladies work.

Vrman.

You must not be at the same place I've been going might want to try again.

Today I went to 50* Totally different than two weeks ago. K is gone, M is gone. Ok massage with draping. I'm guessing new management. Last week was much better on 99. That's without the *s. That one's a joke.

Stopped in to 105## and had a session with YuYu. The massage was good, teasing but always kept saying "No No", and "Not good". I admit I was looking forward to a different style from the reviews I've read here. Sadly, left disappointed. Seems 98##MP back open.

Stopped at M-ha today. New owner (same as 68** 4th plain) good massage and shower. Some teasing maybe more later but legit today. Some of these older gals know what to do without a lot of conversation.

Have not seen Vista show up in this area yet. Anyone have the 411 on the new shop? 98** MP is back open. Have not stopped by yet.

It's interesting I'm starting to see a bunch of AMPs opening up in the odd area mostly on 82nd. A few off the beaten path though. They all appear to have the same look as those in the couve but have yet to been able to try any of them out.

Any younger therapists showing up at any AMPs lately? Age 30 or under.

I am new to the area, and was wondering if any one can point me to a decent AMP. Appreciate it.

Chokra,

Advice I've given a few newer guys and was given myself when I first started on here. Please read through the forums, take the time, it is well worth the amount of knowledge it provides. If you take the time and read you will get a very good idea of where to go and where not to go. Also as I was told, become part of the forum, contribute, be active, gain the trust of other members by sharing you experiences. I must have gone to 6-7 AMP's before I even posted my first post on here. I share my experience with each place, and have done such every time there after. I have personally found my favorite place and favorite worker at that place, and I see her on a regular basis now. I now know she is not one of the revolving door girls that frequently are in AMP's. So I'm not worried about her not being there a week from now. Not only build the trust here but at your select AMP and the more you come and the more they trust you the more the menu opens up. With mine there are very few things that aren't on the menu although she still teases me that it is a possibility. But regardless we have talked about doing those things outside of the AMP. Anyways, that just a little bit of advice from a not so new noob LOL.

Thanks for the info, will keep it in mind. Was really easy in sac, plenty good one there. Really didn't have to look, so not used to leaving reviews.

Review: 63 xx.

Went there yesterday, Legit place, mid-age provider, clean place. Massage was top notch, might just go back for the massage (deep tissue). Though got to feel the back a tad, overall a good exp without the extra.

Heard that Vista is not on min-ha but over in hazel dell 76th. Problems with landlord so not open yet.

84** has new girls that are not as fun. Guess I will have to skip this place until they have a new batch. Any suggestions in the meantime?

Yes my favorite at 84 gave me a call the other day warning that there was going to be a switch up soon but not exactly when it was going to happen. The switch up is not only at 84 but many other local places as well. She said that they go on rest for a while then come back, luckily mine at 84 is a constant there. My advice is don't give up on 84, they seem to have some of the younger girls there at least that I have seen around, and they are more accommodating once they get to know ya.