Massage Parlor Reports

Ok, call me stupid but I always like a good challenge so I tried Seoul again. Met at the door by the manager and tlook a 30 min massage for 60. The massage was hard but good. The masseuse was nice and friendly and let me touch as much as I liked (good sign) She let me lay naked while she massaged my sore body but left the door open the whole time. when she was done I signaled that I wanted a helping hand and she whispered in my ear "not when the manager is here" then the manager came by and asked if the massage was good, I said yes and she said that I should give the girl a tip. Instead I gave her a tip, next time turn on the air-conditioning, close the door to the room and offer a happy ending. she then told me that I need to go to Chicago next time. LOL

For a change of pace we mongers can use some humor at times and who else but "Borat" that has the ability to do just that.....
[url]http://www.gagreport.com/funny_videos_borat-massage.htm[/url]

I found this on another forum and thought it was so good that I wanted to make sure you guys saw this. I have got to get one like this before I die.[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=2880&page=1[/url]

[url]http://youporn.com/watch/156769/mar...&from_id=118161[/url]

[QUOTE=SgtPerv][url]http://youporn.com/watch/156769/mar...&from_id=118161[/url][/QUOTE]DAMN! That looks like he definitely got his moneys worth.

I stopped in at vivea last week. I've been several times. The older asian is OK only. Decent massage, nothing special, and an OK HR. She just won't budge on gettign her top off either.

I do go back, but only for the ease of getting there.

I did have another younger girl a few weeks ago, but haven't seen her since. Her massage was amazing. As good as they get.

I would have lost it before she even touched me.

[QUOTE=SgtPerv][url]http://youporn.com/watch/156769/mar...&from_id=118161[/url][/QUOTE]Man, where do i go for that kinda treatment?

[QUOTE=Shovelhead]Man, where do i go for that kinda treatment?[/QUOTE]

No where in the US that I know of.... But anyone find one this good here... let me know... makes me think about going abroad again....

Maybe not quite that good (with also being that good looking), and not with the oil or soapy body slide thing, but there are certainly AMP girls here and there where you can get the full GFE, deep AR, BBBJ, etc. menu. Usually gotta get to know em, but I've been fortunate enough to have a few among the many mediocre ones.

Not that I'm saying the USA measures up in this type of thing - I know better - but there are some great ones to be had. Two places where it's possible: 4S in Warren OH (with Lisa, at least) and Lucky in Jackson.

[QUOTE=SamaRy]No where in the US that I know of.... But anyone find one this good here... let me know... makes me think about going abroad again....[/QUOTE]

Stopped by Sun spa the other day. Didn't really like all of the construction and traffic outside, but went in anyway. I seem to be on a losing streak here lately. My attendant was just OK. Older, maybe 40's, and strong smell of smoke. Not bad, but not great. She was wearing a tiny little nighty with nothing on underneath. Very fun. Left donation on the table, and when she came back in asked quickly what I wanted and gave less. Flipped me over with NO massage, and I was out of there in about 10 min. 15 min. MAX.

I just don't get it. They didn't seem overly busy, and I've had some great times, but this is too little for too much $$$.

[QUOTE=Ralph2332]Stopped by Sun spa the other day. Didn't really like all of the construction and traffic outside, but went in anyway. I seem to be on a losing streak here lately. My attendant was just OK. Older, maybe 40's, and strong smell of smoke. Not bad, but not great. She was wearing a tiny little nighty with nothing on underneath. Very fun. Left donation on the table, and when she came back in asked quickly what I wanted and gave less. Flipped me over with NO massage, and I was out of there in about 10 min. 15 min. MAX.

I just don't get it. They didn't seem overly busy, and I've had some great times, but this is too little for too much $$$.[/QUOTE]I do not give them extra money until after the massage. Tends to make them work/tease for it.

Most places, I have been to, are not like PS where you just lay out your money and get what you need.

Used to have a few girls who worked in Windsor, ON (across the border from Detroit) who specialized in body slides. Don't know about now.

Every once in a while I get a little bit of sliding action on the table shower when at Spa 7 at Morris, IL, but it is very unpredictable. It is (as you could guess) amazing when it comes your way!

Went back for one more try at Sun Spa in MC.

I was initially offered the same girl as my last post, but I asked for another. Glad i Did.

The other girl was younger with HUGE implants, usually a turn off for me, but it worked out pretty well. A very agressive and fun time.

It was a bit rushed as last time was, but she was a lot of fun and gave a great Russian experience. I never had a good russian experience, but big implants are pretty fun.

[QUOTE=Deep Subman]Ok, call me stupid but I always like a good challenge so I tried Seoul again. Met at the door by the manager and tlook a 30 min massage for 60. The massage was hard but good. The masseuse was nice and friendly and let me touch as much as I liked (good sign) She let me lay naked while she massaged my sore body but left the door open the whole time. when she was done I signaled that I wanted a helping hand and she whispered in my ear "not when the manager is here" then the manager came by and asked if the massage was good, I said yes and she said that I should give the girl a tip. Instead I gave her a tip, next time turn on the air-conditioning, close the door to the room and offer a happy ending. she then told me that I need to go to Chicago next time. LOL[/QUOTE]Subman I know what you mean brother. I've been to seoul a couple times and it's always been a bust. Guess it's the new monger challenge.