Streetwalker Reports

Wad up a 5$ bill and throw it ouit the window then tell her its a 20 just to get out as she gets out you jump out to open it, handcuff her to a stop sign. and take your money and leave. Or carry some pepper spray and just a couple squirts should do it. You can pick any of this up at your local Army surplus!


[QUOTE=Glenn61]Come on now Mr. Inflicted, you don't want to be threatening a SW with a gun. That'll get you promptly arrested if she runs to a cop she's friendly with as many Swers are.

Here's what I do, I keep a $5 bills in the ash tray and another $5 bill and two $1 bills in the center console.
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If I get a problem girl who I don't want to bother with then I say in a nice tone
" I'm just going to drop you off near where I picked you up, I'm not in the mood right now"

If she complains then I will offer her $5,,,,,,if that doesn't motivate her then I will offer her the two $1 bill sand say that's all the small change I got, but you can have it.
I tell her I'm being fare with her and will compensate her for her time only.

If she's a crack head I will offer her the first $5 bill and if necessary offer her the second for a total of $10...enough to run and buy a hit.

I will carry up to $100 on me to negotiate for some pussy,,but the $12 I keep stashed in my car is there for insurance to make it easy to dump a problem b1tch.

Never fight with a wh0re or threaten to hurt them while they are in your vehicle,,,if she panics she could draw a lot of unwanted attention.

I have only pummeled a tranny once to get it out after being fooled but even that is risky.

Wh0res will often carry knives, dirty knives you don't want to get stabbed with.

Be nice but speak with authority and you can usually negotiate a skank out of your car quietly, it's never acceptable to ruin your night mongering because you had to fight it out with a crazed SWer.

But BigLou, you should just crash your sh1t box on wheels into a concrete wall and check out once and for all........ :mad:[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Glenn61]Come on now Mr. Inflicted, you don't want to be threatening a SW with a gun. That'll get you promptly arrested if she runs to a cop she's friendly with as many Swers are.

Here's what I do, I keep a $5 bills in the ash tray and another $5 bill and two $1 bills in the center console.

If I get a problem girl who I don't want to bother with then I say in a nice tone
" I'm just going to drop you off near where I picked you up, I'm not in the mood right now"

If she complains then I will offer her $5,,,,,,if that doesn't motivate her then I will offer her the two $1 bills and say that's all the small change I got, but you can have it. I tell her I'm being fare with her and will compensate her for her time only.

If she's a crack head I will offer her the first $5 bill and if necessary offer her the second for a total of $10...enough to run and buy a hit.

I will carry up to $100 on me to negotiate for some pussy,,but the $12 I keep stashed in my car is there for insurance to make it easy to dump a problem b1tch.

Never fight with a wh0re or threaten to hurt them while they are in your vehicle,,,if she panics she could draw a lot of unwanted attention.

I have only pummeled a tranny once to get it out after being fooled but even that is risky.

Wh0res will often carry knives, dirty knives you don't want to get stabbed with.

Be nice but speak with authority and you can usually negotiate a skank out of your car quietly, it's never acceptable to ruin your night mongering because you had to fight it out with a crazed SWer.

But BigLou, you should just crash your sh1t box on wheels into a concrete wall and check out once and for all........ :mad:[/QUOTE]Glenn that wasn't quite the answer I was looking for but I rather crash your sh1tbox into your front window with a SW mounted on the hood. LOL you're funny now don't get mad. Glenn I was serious about the SW thing and it was'nt a dumb question. You gotta learn how to take things serious. You play around like I do so they'res no reason for you to get offended cause I know I don't unless I have a reason to.

I'm not the kind of person who's gonna threaten a SW cause rumors could or will spread fast throughtout the area such as other pimps, prostitutes, drug dealers. The thing is you gotta let them run the show when you pick up a SW and don't get fresh. I agree that you gotta cooperate with them cause I know I would let things have it there way as long as they don't steel from me.

My question is where is the worst place to pick up a SW and where's the best place to pick up a SW. I still here that the pink house is not all that from what my co-worker told me. He tells me to get a room somewhere on okeechobee but I don't think thats a good idea. I remember there use to be SW's on okeechobee in hialeah about 10yrs ago I think by the motels along the canal or miami river but I noticed they bulldozed those motels.

I also remember a strip club in the 80s not to far from the old motels next to the palmetto where hialeah race track use to be next to mcdonalds. It use to be called Foley's I believe. That was a huge strip club. Too bad they closed it down. Who knows why?

Gentlemen for those of you that wanna spend more money might I suggest going to the miccosukkee resort and gaming. These slots hit after midnight which means you have a better chance of winning. I go there and spend anywhere from $50 to almost $80. I spent about $20 and won a little over $350 but I was stupid cause I spent almost all of that money on going to the ocean bar on SW 8st and 109av. I should of spent that money at the strip club, escort or massage parlor where I could really score. The SW scene is a little to far from me. Biscayne has alot of construction, 79th is packed with alot of SW's cause of the construction on biscayne and I noticed some of the motels are dead with 4 or 5 cars the most on some motels. The vegabond looks closed down. I wonder why.

But my decision comes from a time when this chick told me she was going to give a bbbjwcim and then decide to switch and rush and say you need to jack off, I aint gonna suck it. And take my .30. She lied and did not provide services agreed on!


Btw Glenn, I love your posts but you been getting behind on here. It's like asubscription we are waiting for youe next review!


[QUOTE=Glenn61]I disagree,,,these SWers just want to make a few bucks. They are light on cash but heavy on anger and abuse.

When you want to dump a SW you don't want her to feel crossed, otherwise she's looking for personal payback.

I will often see the same wh0res again while mongering and having a bad rep. will catch up with you,,like wise being friendly toward these girls will bring better results... :)

Being seen as benevolent and sensitive toward a SWer will save you money and deliver better action, my pics back at my apartment and in the room houses speak for themselves.
Give a hoe a break and she'll give you a better BJ in return, an angry wh0re is not a fun wh0re.[/QUOTE]

As a lot of people, I read your .txt, Man they are great. you are the man.

Thanks to share with us all these advises.

Ho Lala

Went for a drive tonight down biscayne and 79th. The po-po had 79th on lockdown, there was a cruiser every 3 blocks it seemed. Way too much heat to try changing lanes without your turn signal, much less mongering IMO.

So I gave up and headed back home down biscayne when around 60th I started to daydream.

I saw a wsw walking along, so I pulled into a convenience store ahead of her and offered her a ride. Turned out her name was Angel. We went to her hotel room a few blocks away and agreed on half and half for $50. She was very easy going, and we didn't rush at all. Great bbbj almost tc and then great FS. She's into girls, so i got her digits and maybe we'll do a 3 way with her GF. She was such a good sport that gave her an extra $20.

Suddenly I snapped out of my daydream. Too bad. But when I got home, there were a couple of pics in my phone. Weird huh?

Ok let's say i pick up this chick and it's really dark outside. I don't see her face but i think she has a nice body. She hops in and all of a sudden I hear a man's voice saying "hi baby whatcha lookin for" I tell it "no thanks" and i tell her "can you get out" and what if the tranny refuses and i pay her/him $5 and i tell her/him thats all i have and she/he still won't leave, what should i do? Should i kick that person out,call the cops,take my chances or what?

Also let's say i pick up this sw and i park about 30feet down the street and she gives me bj for 5min and all of the sudden i hear this knock on the window and it's her g/f, should i tell the ***** outside to wait? lol gleenn help im confuese

I picked up mya again, this time at bisc, and 74th her body is still smokin and her face is still so-so. Her attitude was great she agreed to 40 for everything. This girl is always really clean and she definatly loves getting the sword. I have her new cell #. A good morning scoop!

Always say no to sw's who demand cash for picking them up. If the sw refuses to get out then pull over and walk to the other side and open the door and calmly tell them to get out. This always works, the sw will know the game is up and leave. Just no reason to pay them for no service.

[QUOTE=Hizark21]Always say no to sw's who demand cash for picking them up. If the sw refuses to get out then pull over and walk to the other side and open the door and calmly tell them to get out. This always works, the sw will know the game is up and leave. Just no reason to pay them for no service.[/QUOTE]Hizark you right I agree but some just won't leave unless you give them money.

Glenn I probably would suck it if he paid me and by me putting a condom in my mouth to avoid that hot dog taste but I rather not suck it.

But Glenn what if I take pics and the tranny shows me her thing but all of a sudden I thought he was a girl. can I just tip her $5 and tell her to leave?

I thought about going to the boulevard to find a chick. Any chances of me getting laid there. Do i have to bring alot of cash? what about condoms and lube? Should I where a mask so I wouldn't be recognized like in the movie "eye's wide shut".

My sad story from Hollywood, CA.

I picked up a hooker a few years ago. She gets in and starts up with a bunch of shit. So I (less than 2 minutes in the car) tell her no thank you, I thought she was a girl I knew from before, blah, blah, blah. She demands $20 for her troubles. I tell her no way and please get out. So she (crack crazy) starts yelling and cursing. Still refuses to get out.

So I tell her OK, you don't want to get out here, we will drive down to the police station and see if the nice officer will escort you out. (Usually that works, but not this time.) She starts beating on the passenger window. I head for the police station. As soon as she realizes I'm really going to the police, she reaches over ond grabs the keys from the ignition...right in the middle of the street.

Once again she demands $20. I just sit there with cars blowing their horns, and tell her, No! So then she jumps out of the car with my keys and heads down the street.

Thank god I had a spare ignition key in my wallet, Which I pulled out, started the car and drove down the block to where she was. She was quite surprised to say the least! When she saw I was coming dow the street after her, she takes off running and throws my keys over one of those chain link fences with razor wire at the top. It was a recycling drop off center with all kinds of metal cans, etc.

So, I headed home. Had to tell me wife the cleaning lady dumped my keys in the trash by mistake and emptied the trash in the dumpster.

So, for all you who learn from the mistakes of others, guard your keys and have a spare in case you meet the Hooker from Hell!!

Glenn, that is a QUALITY get....any chance you got her number?

[QUOTE=DropFrame]My sad story from Hollywood, CA.

I picked up a hooker a few years ago. She gets in and starts up with a bunch of shit. So I (less than 2 minutes in the car) tell her no thank you, I thought she was a girl I knew from before, blah, blah, blah. She demands $20 for her troubles. I tell her no way and please get out. So she (crack crazy) starts yelling and cursing. Still refuses to get out.

So I tell her OK, you don't want to get out here, we will drive down to the police station and see if the nice officer will escort you out. (Usually that works, but not this time.) She starts beating on the passenger window. I head for the police station. As soon as she realizes I'm really going to the police, she reaches over ond grabs the keys from the ignition...right in the middle of the street.

Once again she demands $20. I just sit there with cars blowing their horns, and tell her, No! So then she jumps out of the car with my keys and heads down the street.

Thank god I had a spare ignition key in my wallet, Which I pulled out, started the car and drove down the block to where she was. She was quite surprised to say the least! When she saw I was coming dow the street after her, she takes off running and throws my keys over one of those chain link fences with razor wire at the top. It was a recycling drop off center with all kinds of metal cans, etc.

So, I headed home. Had to tell me wife the cleaning lady dumped my keys in the trash by mistake and emptied the trash in the dumpster.

So, for all you who learn from the mistakes of others, guard your keys and have a spare in case you meet the Hooker from Hell!![/QUOTE]Lmao,

I dont normally hit girls, but after that I think I would have had to hit her.

Glenn,
Good find! Nice of you to take her to your luxury apartment.

[QUOTE=Glenn61]That's not my apartment,,,it's the 112 house.
See my text note post in this thread if you want to go there........[/QUOTE]I hear Glenn does have a luxuirous apt near the beach. He doesnt bring sw's there only to the 112 house or pink house. He's got valubles there. Why take a sw to your apt when you have a computer. Some sw's are theives, not all.

Glenn how can I pick up a sw without paying her? If I give her foodstamps or coupons will that work? I know I'm cheap.

[QUOTE=BigLou107]Glenn that wasn't quite the answer I was looking for but I rather crash your sh1tbox into your front window with a SW mounted on the hood. LOL you're funny now don't get mad. Glenn I was serious about the SW thing and it was'nt a dumb question. You gotta learn how to take things serious. You play around like I do so they'res no reason for you to get offended cause I know I don't unless I have a reason to.

I'm not the kind of person who's gonna threaten a SW cause rumors could or will spread fast throughtout the area such as other pimps, prostitutes, drug dealers. The thing is you gotta let them run the show when you pick up a SW and don't get fresh. I agree that you gotta cooperate with them cause I know I would let things have it there way as long as they don't steel from me.

My question is where is the worst place to pick up a SW and where's the best place to pick up a SW. I still here that the pink house is not all that from what my co-worker told me. He tells me to get a room somewhere on okeechobee but I don't think thats a good idea. I remember there use to be SW's on okeechobee in hialeah about 10yrs ago I think by the motels along the canal or miami river but I noticed they bulldozed those motels.

I also remember a strip club in the 80s not to far from the old motels next to the palmetto where hialeah race track use to be next to mcdonalds. It use to be called Foley's I believe. That was a huge strip club. Too bad they closed it down. Who knows why?

Gentlemen for those of you that wanna spend more money might I suggest going to the miccosukkee resort and gaming. These slots hit after midnight which means you have a better chance of winning. I go there and spend anywhere from $50 to almost $80. I spent about $20 and won a little over $350 but I was stupid cause I spent almost all of that money on going to the ocean bar on SW 8st and 109av. I should of spent that money at the strip club, escort or massage parlor where I could really score. The SW scene is a little to far from me. Biscayne has alot of construction, 79th is packed with alot of SW's cause of the construction on biscayne and I noticed some of the motels are dead with 4 or 5 cars the most on some motels. The vegabond looks closed down. I wonder why.[/QUOTE]Incredible how LOU now uses punctuation, paragraphs, and spells correct for the most part.

This is not Lou posting.

Just compare this to his older, 2nd grade quality posts. Quite a difference.

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Hi Miami Ron,

Actually, those are Lou's posts, but since he's a Permanent Regular Member his posts are moderated, and thus I am correcting his writing errors like I do for hundreds of other Regular Member's reports on a daily basis.

Thanks,

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