Strip Club Reports

Oh, I totally agree. Its good old WP shakedown politics. Which is just the sort of crap that brought the feds in before.

You know what might be a sure sign that I'm addicted to this crazy "hobby"? Its that I'm seriously considering making another trip to WP sunday, monday is a holiday you know, despite the storm.

So how's the situation over there guys? Do you think the ladies will be devoted enough to their profession to show up at Hollywood and especially the Chameleon? I'd hate to make the drive and then not find anyone to play with.

They'll be open, even on Monday. Sunday is always slow, but neither the holiday not the weather will make a huge difference.

Last time I was at Chameleon, one of the girls reminded me they were supposedly open 365 days a year -- although considering they were closed for a good chunk of 2006, I'm not sure how realistic that goal is.

Well its official, I'm crazy and addicted! Stripper addiction, guess there are worse things in life. I was worried about the weather on sunday but I headed west anyways toward the bright lights of WP or in this case the bright lights of the Hollywood club in WP. Weather really wasn't that bad just a lot of rain, kinda disappointed in a way. I was expecting worse from the news reports I had read and heard. Guess the worst was earlier in the week.

I had planned on spending an hour or so getting warmed up at the Hollywood and then hitting the Chameleon Club for some real naughty fun. Had a lot of fun at the Hollywood, nothing too naughty though. Got a dance from the girl I'd seen in there before who fingered fucked herself and she did the same thing again but this time I wasn't as impressed. Wound up haning out with a couple different dancers who both were a lot of fun. I was feeling so good after the Hollywood that I didn't even stop at the Chameleon.

I was in the Chameleon Club yesterday to check out the changes. The place has definitely cleaned up a BUNCH. There were a handful of "less desirable" girls, and 2 that I would consider do-able. One was "Care Bear". I didn't get the other's name, but she was brunette, height/weight proportionate, and seemed a little drunk. She had a nice ass, though, so that can make up for a lot. "Care Bear" had some funky hair, but a KILLER body. I asked her if she was there temporarily on her way through town, and she said that she's there for good because she likes the girls she works with. According to her, none of them are stuck-up or worried about hustling for money. All I could think was, "Yeah, no shit. " LOL Has anyone sampled the Care Bear menu?

Came through WP last weekend--what a place! I should say I'm a novice at strip clubs--they always seemed like too much play-acting and pantomime. Not here. First stop Hollywood--first thing I notice is the giant screen TVs visible from the booth while the dude is taking the $7 cover--hard core porn blaring from on high, lighting up the room with giant cocks zipping in and out of mouths, cunts, asses. Puts a body on notice. In the room, which is brightly lit and surprisingly clean, like a combination casino and frat party with girls sitting comfortably on guys' laps or hanging out at tables and chatting. The girls are very pretty, costumed or not, the guys aren't sleazeballs either, just average joes, everybody seems pretty laid back, like they've been there for a while and are settled in for a lot longer. On the stage a girl throws her legs over a guy's shoulders and winks her pussy at him while he stares into it frozen, like a mouse hypnotized by a snake.

I have the feeling that I too would have to relax into the scene here and hang out for the evening if anything would come my way. So I take off, looking for Dollie's. Find it up the road and a right turn down Forest for a mile or so. It looks like a barn. Lots of cars around, a couple of guys just sitting in the parking lot as if waiting for deliveries. Sign on the door, "No biker or gang clothing allowed." OK. Cover is $3. Mixed black and white crowd, girls and guys, though the management is black. Girls are prowling much more intently. The place is darker, the smoke thicker, smell of booze and semen in the air.

I take a table and notice a girl at the bar who is draped over one guy but sweeping the crowd with her eyes. She's very much my type, slender, long black hair, dressed in a pert white frilly two piece thing that doesn't cover much. We catch each other looking and she gets right up and comes over, pulls up a chair and lays her legs across my lap, finishing her cigarette, starts absent-mindedly playing with her thong, pulling it aside and playing with her shaved snatch. This place is certainly a lot faster paced. In short order she's pulling me into one of the booths for a "private."

I say, "you call this private?" taking in the beaded curtain. The only privacy is the shadows. "What are the rules," I ask. "Anything you want." "Show me." She says, "We'll start with two songs for 40." OK. Then, "40 more and you can take it out." OK. Then she asks about a certain article of protection, and finding that I've come prepared she says, "20 more and you can put it in, and we won't stop till you get off."

She's as good as her word--and better. In the corner of my eye I can see the floor, the pool table, the other dancers cruising about, as my girl straddles me and works it, pulling the thong aside and slipping it in and out, moving between hand and loins and hand again. The pace is just right and she's got me finished and packed up and out the door in good order and what seems like a very unhurried no time flat. Very impressive job. Not like having sex exactly--more like a piece of performance art that involves a lot of intimate friction.

Was in there Friday afternoon 1 Girl Working (Hunter) and she goes to the back leaving it nothing but guys what is the best day to go (girl to guy ratio) or is it totally hit or miss.

Was back in there Tuesday and there must have been 8 girls working.

My first report here has to start with a thank you to all you guys. I have spent a fortune trying to get extras in the classier clubs and nothing to show for it.

Chameleon is the real deal. Was a little nervous about parking in that kind of neighborhood, but had to see it for myself. Went there tonight and they had a new girl working. Exactly my type, young really skinny. She could easily have been at PTs or Hollywood. Asked about a private dance. 135 anything you want. I should have negotiated a little but was a little caught off guard. Delivered as promised. Wow. They are just as straight forward about it as Lynn's.

As a side note, you guys weren't kidding about the cops. They are super thick over there.

Thanks again to all the posters on this board!

In regards to "Travelguy", where is Lynn's? I've never heard or read about it before.

[QUOTE=Travelinguy7]Went there tonight and they had a new girl working. Exactly my type, young really skinny.[/QUOTE]

And her name? Race? Hair color, length, or style? Any other details other board members could identify her by?

[QUOTE=Jxf1681]In regards to "Travelguy", where is Lynn's? I've never heard or read about it before.[/QUOTE]
I'm sure he's referring to the famous Lynn's of Columbia, MO

They have their own Forum (meaning Columbia, MO), and are referred to often here when we lament the lack of Massage Parlors in St Louis

PS; It's also become infamous of late (meaning busted, not 100% about it being shut down)

Yeah, Lynn's is gone. As are some of Columbia's best AMPs. I won't go there any more. Too bad for Columbia. They lost a lot of money from me in hotels, restaurants, and gas. But at least no one is paying for blowjobs!

After pondering it for a few weeks, I decided to brave the cold Thursday and go mongering once again. I went to pick up a jiffypop wrapper and some other goodies for my lady at Larry's beforehand. I saw some older guy looking me over before he went into the back. (I'm flattered, but that's not my thing.)

Anyways, I cruised down to Dollies to see what was happening. The lot was actually full for once. I figured it was going to be slim pickin's, so I headed over to Chamelion for my first time. When I went in, there were maybe 2 or 3 other guys in there near the bar, and about 5 girls. (One cute little black girl with squinty eyes and a hot bod, a cute white/latina mix looking gal taking care of a handicapped fella, a thin blonde gal with really crazy hair, the bartender gal, and a mid-30's blonde with nice bolt-on's named Bobbi.) At first I was eyeing up the thin blonde, but Bobbi snuggled up my attention pretty fast.

After a drink and a quick conversation, she had to go on stage for a bit. Afterwards, we went to the back for a private. Yep...the other post was right about their fees for "dancing". At least this place was warm (unlike most places where you freeze your ass off), and it had privacy. (something Dollies doesn't have much of. Heck, McDonald's booths are more private than Dollies...) But, not to digress too much. The fun was pretty fast. Some brotha in the back was having a fun ol' time with a gal back there forever. (didn't even see him in the place all the time i was still out in the front...LOL. He really must've been having a fun time.)

I have to admit, I did a stupid thing by tasting the samples. (my first time doing so on a pro) We frenched a few times and I tasted the goods twice before giving the strawberry twizzler the ol' pixie dip. (It was so good, I did seconds on the taste testing.) Since it was the 3rd round of the day, my buddy didn't last too long.

All in all, not a bad experience. Way better than I was thinking I'd have.

Have fun and stay safe.

Since the last time I was in Washington Park in early 12/06 and last weekend the burnt out C-Mowes building was torn down. I am going to assume this is common knowledge, but I have not seen anyone comment about it here.

I talked to an old C-Mowes girl who is working next door. She told me they are putting a prefab building in and are hoping to be open in March, pending licensing issues from the Washington Park politicians. I guess they need to be paid off.

Anyone have any other information?