Good report, I like your style ...
[QUOTE=Xtraveler G]My buddy, still smarting over his Atlanta Craiglist "beating", but still holding out hope that there are hidden stories out in the wild waiting to be told decided to alter his tactics. Per the stories here, it seems that a variety of themes abound. From the 'chance encounter', to the 'well-financed campaigns'. He decided on an 'old wives tail' - the proverbial 'Mrs. Robinson'....in his case, a former 'Mrs. Robinson'.
Our story begins with our 'HERO' perusing the offerings of the Tampa Backpage. HERO chanced upon several entrees fitting his initial criteria - female, age, description, presentation and price, and HERO selected an offering that intrigued him about 'deestressed'. Though HERO's other criteria were not directly met through this offering, with dogged determination, HERO found the remaining information that conformed to his criteria. Based on this collection of information HERO decided to set an appointment with said 'Mrs. Robinson'.
The initial contact was quite painless - easy to converse with, and verbal confirmation of his/her specific, and particular expectations. A reservation was set, and preparations were made.
At the appointed dessert hour, HERO and 'Mrs. Robinson' retired to the boudoir, where she enjoyed an aged loin of beef with hollandaise sauce. An offering of sole was proffered, but declined by HERO. After a brief respite, they both participated in the preparation of a standard sunny side egg - over medium, butter on the toast, but hold the hash browns!!!
At the conclusion of the meal, HERO and 'Mrs. Robinson' left well-fed and satiated. This meal has been reviewed, and despite the years, she's an 'oldie but a goodie'.
Though this story won't win a Pulitzer, one can categorize it as an 'old wives tail'.[/QUOTE]
But now I'm hungry for a grand slam. I'm off to Denny's now... LOL
CB
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