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Ya. And you're just a free spirit trying to lighten things up.

BTW. Just found the site recently. Added what I have. Not quite as active as some people. You have a great rep for treating noobs with respect. Making us feel welcome. Making us want to contribute more. Shit eating lesbians. Sorry I don't contribute more like you.

[QUOTE=Sarang Haeyo]"Yes dear, whatever you say dear." That's what I would say to my wife before I divorced her ass.

You've certainly contributed a lot to this site. When you've actually put up some useful info, then you can chime in. Until then, fuck off. Better yet, put me on your ignore list; you never know what's next.

Especially in the "General Topics" forum.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Red P]Ya. And you're just a free spirit trying to lighten things up.

BTW. Just found the site recently. Added what I have. Not quite as active as some people. You have a great rep for treating noobs with respect. Making us feel welcome. Making us want to contribute more. Shit eating lesbians. Sorry I don't contribute more like you.[/QUOTE]
I give what I get. Ask the bunch of guys I play Ann Landers to when they PM me for advice on AMP protocol or how to deal with the fact that their AMP wife/girlfriend is still working, or how can they get an AMP girl to go out with them, or what to order when they go to a Korean restaurant in Flushing. Best yet: SH, how can I get a six-handed massage? That's the most popular request.

I am a free spirit. If you can't handle my sense of humor, too fucking bad. There's a guy who runs this site. Leave it up to him to decide what posts get to stay.

Your Kiki Vanderweghe (sp?) post is a classic.
Keep more coming like that and MAYBE, if you ask me to lay off the lesbian shit and puke eating videos I will.

In closing, please keep one thing in mind: this is a site for men. In my life, when men get together, they break balls. If the ball breakee can't handle the breaking, he doesn't hang with those men any longer.

When I came on this site last year, it was for the purpose of clearing up rampant misconceptions about the AMP world. I had to come out and state that I had a girlfriend who was an AMP worker so I could be credible. I was hammered mercilessly. I hung in there. We got married earlier this year, another hammering followed. I'm hanging in there.

Take the hammering I'm giving you, it's part of my charm (miniscule as that may be). Read my posts about AMP life and the girls involved. You'll learn something, I promise.

0907 Hours: just got a PM telling me I've been "touchier this week". No shit? Wife's been on a five week TOD. I'm losing my fucking mind.

Than Shrang giving a lesson on USG ettiquite....Well except mabey shit eating lesbians.

Steel Blue

[QUOTE=Sarang Haeyo]

0907 Hours: just got a PM telling me I've been "touchier this week". No shit? Wife's been on a five week TOD. I'm losing my fucking mind.[/QUOTE]


And perhaps a small chunk of your retirement plan?

[QUOTE=Garthy]And perhaps a small chunk of your retirement plan?[/QUOTE]
Ex-wife has that. If I was a beer drinker, I'd be crying in it every night.

In my opinion, SH can post any damn thing he wants. His posts are always one of two things - funny or informative - and usually both! If you are only starting out here - fine - but don't give shit to someone who posts regularly contributes good stuff. If you don't like what is posted, move on - don't criticize. ok - enough hyphens by me!

[QUOTE=Whenwhen]In my opinion, SH can post any damn thing he wants. His posts are always one of two things - funny or informative - and usually both! If you are only starting out here - fine - but don't give shit to someone who posts regularly contributes good stuff. If you don't like what is posted, move on - don't criticize. ok - enough hyphens by me![/QUOTE]
+1

This point is especially driven home by SH's post which I doubley agree upon: this is a site for MEN... and the buddies I hang out with break each others balls, those who don't like ball breaking tend to not hang out with us. Grow a thicker skin and you'll have some fun and pick up some info here.

Give the guy/gal a break (smirk, smirk). Perhaps the 'P' in Red P stands for pussy and our new friend is offended because he/she is a lesbian: Not that there is anything wrong with that.

SH feel free to post as much revolting, wtf am I watching, will human beings really stoop this low crap you can find.

This is America after all,

Vegas

PS. That was pretty nasty though.

I'll be out of commission for a couple of days. Odin has answered my prayer.

Happy Thanksgiving, you horny motherfuckers!

[QUOTE=Sarang Haeyo]I'll be out of commission for a couple of days. Odin has answered my prayer.

Happy Thanksgiving, you horny motherfuckers![/QUOTE]

You mean the towel boy at OHK? What is he doing for you?

I am happy for you, SH. Try not to sprain anything and for God's sake, drink plenty of fluids!

Odin is chief divinity of the Norse pantheon, the foremost of the Aesir. Odin is a son of Bor and Bestla. He is called Alfadir, Allfather, for he is indeed father of the gods. With Frigg he is the father of Balder, Hod, and Hermod. He fathered Thor on the goddess Jord; and the giantess Grid became the mother of Vidar. Odin is a god of war and death, but also the god of poetry and wisdom. He hung for nine days, pierced by his own spear, on the world tree. Here he learned nine powerful songs, and eighteen runes. Odin can make the dead speak to question the wisest amongst them. His hall in Asgard is Valaskjalf ("shelf of the slain") where his throne Hlidskjalf is located. From this throne he observes all that happens in the nine worlds.

Just wanted to clear that up for ya!

[QUOTE=Tonyd22]Odin is chief divinity of the Norse pantheon, the foremost of the Aesir. Odin is a son of Bor and Bestla. He is called Alfadir, Allfather, for he is indeed father of the gods. With Frigg he is the father of Balder, Hod, and Hermod. He fathered Thor on the goddess Jord; and the giantess Grid became the mother of Vidar. Odin is a god of war and death, but also the god of poetry and wisdom. He hung for nine days, pierced by his own spear, on the world tree. Here he learned nine powerful songs, and eighteen runes. Odin can make the dead speak to question the wisest amongst them. His hall in Asgard is Valaskjalf ("shelf of the slain") where his throne Hlidskjalf is located. From this throne he observes all that happens in the nine worlds.

Just wanted to clear that up for ya![/QUOTE]

Ijust hope you are half as proficient at finding women and posting as you are in Norse Mytholgy! By the way was Beywolf any good?

Steel Blue

[QUOTE=Tonyd22]Odin is chief divinity of the Norse pantheon, the foremost of the Aesir. Odin is a son of Bor and Bestla. He is called Alfadir, Allfather, for he is indeed father of the gods. With Frigg he is the father of Balder, Hod, and Hermod. He fathered Thor on the goddess Jord; and the giantess Grid became the mother of Vidar. Odin is a god of war and death, but also the god of poetry and wisdom. He hung for nine days, pierced by his own spear, on the world tree. Here he learned nine powerful songs, and eighteen runes. Odin can make the dead speak to question the wisest amongst them. His hall in Asgard is Valaskjalf ("shelf of the slain") where his throne Hlidskjalf is located. From this throne he observes all that happens in the nine worlds.

Just wanted to clear that up for ya![/QUOTE]

First off, I was kidding about my post. Second, I appreciate the refresher course.

Third, I don't recall in grammar school reading Beowulf and getting the image that Beowulf might have some serious hot all-out monkey-sex with Angelina Jolie.

Ooops, sorry for the non-sequitor.

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I've had itching and redness/swelling of my penis, mostly the head and foreskin, for about a week, no discharge and no blisters that I can tell, just one small dot about the size of a pinhead under the head. Do any of you know of a clinic I can go to in the Hartford area to get checked out. I hate to think it's Herpes, but you never know. I don't want to go to my family doc. The only risk I've taken is bbbj 3 times with one provider and once with another. Could it be herpes?