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Picked up SmoothDriver today on the Chene stroll, WSW 350 lbs, bald and no teeth. Not another SW in sight so I said what the fuck. Sucked my dick like a champ, swallowing all the evidence. Try to pay but SD insisted I keep my 20. Best BJ I ever had, will repeat until the fat pig stops sucking dick for free. Can be found at the dumpster behind the burger king at van dye and mack.
[QUOTE=Exhibition313;2163801][URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/by-popular-demand-i-came-a-little-bit-closer-to-the-city-treat-me-right-and-ill-treat-you-better-21/16536657[/URL]
I've wasted too much time with girls like that. To take to many chances. That's why I have stuck with Selena since we met. I'm really happy forum because I don't have to waste more time and money on girls like that. I think Selena has her friends with her because its the weekend. Of you like pawgs I suggest you check her out. Thank you pawg hunter for saving me a trip and money, because that one was on my radar.[/QUOTE]Calling BS on this poster. All posts sound like an infomercial for this provider. Boycott this provider. Any disputes should be handled in Mayhem.
Was walking down 23 mile seen this[blue][Racial Epithet(s) Deleted by Admin][/blue] 350 lb[blue][Racial Epithet(s) Deleted by Admin][/blue] with flies around its head smellin like pizza walking with a older guy that could be his twin if he was 30 years older. The young short and fat one named Mario 13[blue][Racial Epithet(s) Deleted by Admin][/blue] said I could have both him and his inbred Dad for 2 slices of pizza and a cannoli. Oldman kept telling Mario to save some of that head for hs little brother. I puked then backhanded both for bringing flies around and smelling like old cheese. I would rec. Both these waps to Star Fish they would make a great 3 some.[blue][Racial Epithet(s) Deleted by Admin][/blue]
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[QUOTE=Sleeper1;2164585]Calling BS on this poster. All posts sound like an infomercial for this provider. Boycott this provider. Any disputes should be handled in Mayhem.[/QUOTE]No disrespect intended.
I can kinda back up Selena. She usually is with a friend or 2, I went to see but she was just a little too big for my taste so I picked one of the friends. However, Selena was quite nice while she was in the room and was even still polite and kind after I picked a friend over her (when I asked for her on the phone).
I'm not sure If its advertisement or not, but he has reviewed a decent number of others so I'm leaning to not. I just think its his favorite. Everyone has their favorite.
Just my 2 cents worth.
[QUOTE=SmoothDriver;2165413]Was walking down 23 mile seen this halfy (ital. And splip) 350 lb Wap with flies around its head smellin like pizza walking with a older guy that could be his twin if he was 30 years older. The young short and fat one named Mario 13 (Whats a matter for you) said I could have both him and his inbred Dad for 2 slices of pizza and a cannoli. Oldman kept telling Mario to save some of that head for hs little brother. I puked then backhanded both for bringing flies around and smelling like old cheese. I would rec. Both these waps to Star Fish they would make a great 3 some.[/QUOTE]Let's see, you covered homosexuality, incest, Italian Slur, and (I know I'm stretching this, but it's my post) Violence against another member.
Wait for it. Still not banned.
[blue]You are correct on the hate speech and correct that the violence against other member was a stretch, I found that part allegorical and the ""backhanded both" a literary device and not an actual threat.
Apologies to the board, I don't read the posts on this thread very closely.
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[QUOTE=Tongue;2166275]Let's see, you covered homosexuality, incest, Italian Slur, and (I know I'm stretching this, but it's my post) Violence against another member.
Wait for it. Still not banned.[/QUOTE]AWE sorry TONGUE up MARIO13,s azz if your offended, go suck a dick you cryazz yuppie snitch.
[QUOTE=Marino13;2164567]Picked up SmoothDriver today on the Chene stroll, WSW 350 lbs, bald and no teeth. Not another SW in sight so I said what the fuck. Sucked my dick like a champ, swallowing all the evidence. Try to pay but SD insisted I keep my 20. Best BJ I ever had, will repeat until the fat pig stops sucking dick for free. Can be found at the dumpster behind the burger king at van dye and mack.[/QUOTE]Was he driving a grand am? Are you sure it wasn't McDonalds? (for those of you who remember the reference).
When you post the following in a PM:
"Mike,
Does she look like the crypt keeper?
I am interested in under the raider types, not high volume, and do like them skinny but thru experience at that age and skinny could look scary. ".
This is a girl I am trying to help out, and you are not the type of person that I would want to put in touch with her. Good luck with all your $20 SW girls.
Mike.
[QUOTE=Joehpp;2163764]I would also be happy to help out but you have not responded to the pm, why bother to post this and then not respond?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=SmoothDriver;2166288]AWE sorry TONGUE up MARIO13,s azz if your offended, go suck a dick you cryazz yuppie snitch.[/QUOTE]What will we do when high school starts back up and you'll be busy with homework? Do me a favor and brush up on your spelling and try not to fuck the gym teacher. He's not your type.
[QUOTE=Tongue;2167630]What will we do when high school starts back up and you'll be busy with homework? Do me a favor and brush up on your spelling and try not to fuck the gym teacher. He's not your type.[/QUOTE]High School, isn't there an age limit to this board?
[blue]Here, maybe this step by step guide will help you understand what's going on here with Denotation, Connotation, Metaphor vs. Allegory vs. Symbol
[url]http://prezi.com/2vppjuu2talu/denotation-connotation-metaphor-vs-allegory-vs-symbol/[/url]
The post you took literally was intended to fall between a metaphor and an allegory.
(hint: He wasn't really saying the other guy was in high school, he was insulting him by comparing him to a high school student because his spelling is bad that also has a crush on a male gym teacher, thereby assailing the other members masculinity and intelligence here on a pussy board.)
You're welcome,
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[QUOTE=StarFish;2168716]And maybe this YouTube video will help you understand sarcasm.
[URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBztjzDr0fM[/URL][/QUOTE]I'm not sure you understand what the word sarcasm means, let me break it down for you as well;.
Sarcasm: "the use of irony to mock or convey contempt. ".
Irony: the expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect.
His post was Sophomoric: "referring to juvenile, puerile, and base comedy that would normally be expected from an adolescent. ".
As is most of your material here. Though your posts in the threads are good.
Nice try though.
A2.
[QUOTE=LimpBiscuit;2167840]High School, isn't there an age limit to this board?
[blue]Here, maybe this step by step guide will help you understand what's going on here with Denotation, Connotation, Metaphor vs. Allegory vs. Symbol
[url]http://prezi.com/2vppjuu2talu/denotation-connotation-metaphor-vs-allegory-vs-symbol/[/url]
The post you took literally was intended to fall between a metaphor and an allegory.
(hint: He wasn't really saying the other guy was in high school, he was insulting him by comparing him to a high school student because his spelling is bad that also has a crush on a male gym teacher, thereby assailing the other members masculinity and intelligence here on a pussy board.)
You're welcome,
A2[/blue][/QUOTE]Sorry, but I didn't take anything Literally, it was suppose to be a Joke about High School.