Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Wenger;4797157]Should be good to go next Friday.

CHICAGO Starting May 29, the state is on track to enter Phase 3 of Gov. JB Pritzker's "Restore Illinois" plan. So, what does that mean for your very lackluster social life?

It means you can hang out with nine friends, go camping, have a picnic, get your haircut, get a massage, get a tattoo as long as you're in groups of 10 or less, wear a mask and wash your hands a lot. And, of course, as long as you're not sick.

[URL]https://blockclubchicago.org/2020/05/20/outdoor-dining-camping-tattoos-haircuts-and-picnics-with-friends-heres-whats-allowed-starting-may-29/[/URL]

-w.[/QUOTE]Looks like AMPs, or getting a massage in general won't be an option according to Lightfoot's plan. She believes, and rightly so, that Chicago, still a national hotspot for COVID-19, isn't ready yet.

[URL]https://blockclubchicago.org/2020/05/21/were-not-them-were-gonna-be-smart-unlike-florida-and-georgia-chicago-will-reopen-based-on-science-lightfoot-says/?fbclid=IwAR3r__duIbClODyiPoSmvU9rVSt7b28ePi-riDsJnXLPUeOF9bNoUdgmk_Y[/URL]

[QUOTE=Wenger;4797157]

Wash your hands a lot.

[URL]https://blockclubchicago.org/2020/05/20/outdoor-dining-camping-tattoos-haircuts-and-picnics-with-friends-heres-whats-allowed-starting-may-29/[/URL]

-w.[/QUOTE]Was in a rush and had to take a pee. Men's washroom was broken, so I barged into the women's! There was a frumpy looking, full-figured, middle aged lady, shirtless with HUGE breasts busting out of her granny-bra washing her shirt. I stopped at the sink to wash my hands first. She barked, " WTH are you doing" I apologetically told her, "Lady, I really have to take a pee"! After washing my hands I bolted towards the stall, dropped my dong and let out a relieving groan as I whizzed out my beverage. Suddenly, the door slams open! "OMG!! Do you realize this is the ladies washroom and you can go to jail for this" The lady cries!"Lady, please, let me pee in peace, I replied. I'm still peeing and I notice the lady's shadow over my shoulder. I turn to her as I'm finishing up and notice her staring at my mid-section with her nickel thick nipples poking from her thick bra! I said, "Lady! WTF are you looking at"? She smiled and said, "My husband used to have a big cock and yours is about his size"! I said, " Used too"? She replied, " Yes, he passed on years ago". I gave her my condolences. With my manhood still exposed I stepped towards her, took her hand and placed it on my growing cock. Her eyes were glazing as I leaned in for a DFK! Our tongues met and I was surprised how passionately she kissed! I reached up and was amazed how big her nipples were. They must've been the biggest I felt and this was through her bra!

After a few seconds she came to her senses and jolted backwards! I told her it was ok as she apologized. I shoved Mr. Peter back into it's proper place while she re-arranged her bra fitting her breasts comfortably in her boulder holder. I gave her my phone number and leaned in for a parting kiss. As I was leaving she asked, " Aren't you going to wash your hands"? I replied, " I wash my hands before I take a pee".

Moral of the story is not that anything can happen anywhere, but wash your hands before you touch your dick!!

[QUOTE=Dbiz01;4800218]Looks like AMPs, or getting a massage in general won't be an option according to Lightfoot's plan. She believes, and rightly so, that Chicago, still a national hotspot for COVID-19, isn't ready yet.

[URL]https://blockclubchicago.org/2020/05/21/were-not-them-were-gonna-be-smart-unlike-florida-and-georgia-chicago-will-reopen-based-on-science-lightfoot-says/?fbclid=IwAR3r__duIbClODyiPoSmvU9rVSt7b28ePi-riDsJnXLPUeOF9bNoUdgmk_Y[/URL][/QUOTE]This was from when he initially said the 29th for stage 3. She's saying that restaurants will hopefully be open early June later as they work on getting everything straight, so spa's should (hopefully) be in that too. Getting closer.

[URL]https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/chicago-set-to-enter-phase-3-of-reopening-in-early-june-mayor-announces/2276737/[/URL]

-w.

So I've been calling an AMP every few days for the past few weeks to see if they'd be (secretly) open or maybe something private and they haven't been answering. Fast forward to yesterday and they answered but said they're still not open. Any chance that's just for legal reasons and there's a way I can get get serviced?

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[QUOTE=WillyWonkHer;4801440]So I've been calling an AMP every few days for the past few weeks to see if they'd be (secretly) open or maybe something private and they haven't been answering. Fast forward to yesterday and they answered but said they're still not open. Any chance that's just for legal reasons and there's a way I can get get serviced?[/QUOTE]The MPs in Illinois except Chicago can open on the 29th. 1/2 hour only massage with mask but we will see how that plays out.

[QUOTE=SmileySam;4801929]The MPs in Illinois except Chicago can open on the 29th. 1/2 hour only massage with mask but we will see how that plays out.[/QUOTE]Where did you hear about half hour only massage?

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[QUOTE=ApplePiePussy;4802178]Where did you hear about half hour only massage?[/QUOTE]I believe it was the CH7 news.

[QUOTE=SmileySam;4801929]The MPs in Illinois except Chicago can open on the 29th. 1/2 hour only massage with mask but we will see how that plays out.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ApplePiePussy;4802178]Where did you hear about half hour only massage?[/QUOTE]This document is applicable to businesses that meet the following criteria:

• Hair salons, hair braiders, barber shops, nail salons, spas, massage parlors, waxing centers, tattoo parlors, tanning.

Salons, cosmetology schools, hair club services and other providers of personal care services.

• In Phase III, services for personal care should be limited to:

I. Services which can be performed while customer and employee are wearing a face covering.

Over their nose and mouth.

Ii. Massages and body treatments (e. G. Body wraps, scrubs) of 30 minutes or less.

[URL]https://www2.illinois.gov/dceo/Pages/RestoreILP3.aspx[/URL]

Hello,

I'd like two 1/2 hour sessions please.

-w.

[QUOTE=Wenger;4802443]This document is applicable to businesses that meet the following criteria:

Hair salons, hair braiders, barber shops, nail salons, spas, massage parlors, waxing centers, tattoo parlors, tanning.

Salons, cosmetology schools, hair club services and other providers of personal care services.

In Phase III, services for personal care should be limited to:

I. Services which can be performed while customer and employee are wearing a face covering.

Over their nose and mouth.


IL law allows local governments to adopt a standard MORE stringent then state standard. Pritzker even acknowledged as much on May 25, 2020. So personal care services are not allowed right now, including massages. Now I have no doubt some places are illegally providing services for regular customers. But as far as being currently allowed as far as the city of Chicago, it's a no go. The city is on the lost of the three major hot spots in the U.S., along with Los Angeles and Washington, D.C.[/QUOTE]Pritzker acknowledge that Phase 3 doesn't include Chicago, and whether he wanted to or not, IL state law allows local governments to adopt standards more stringent than the state. Technically, the Cook County Commission can clamp down and not allow Phase 3 to not be implemented within the its County. Now I'm sure everyone has heard or knows of an MP illegally providing services. From what I'm aware of, that's been extended to regular customers. But if you want to meet the confines of the law (no pun intended) in Chicago, you'll need to wait until Lightfoot says so. I've heard rumblings that might not be until July 2020 at the earliest. The biggest problem is that Chicago, along with Washington D. C. and Los Angeles, are nationally the three major hotspots. Even Dr. Brix as stated that the three locations are still plateauing, I. E, still increasing, but haven't reach the downside of the curve.

[URL]https://www.pjstar.com/news/20200525/pritzker-issues-rules-as-illinois-prepares-for-reopening[/URL]

I'm just curious as to what some of you / us are actually waiting for, about this quarantine ending. Is it a rubdown, a legit massage, a HJ from someone. Few of the AMPs actually have attractive massage therapists. I had success calling and visiting an AMP and didn't think much of the session. Average looking woman and ok massage with the standard HJ finish. She did say that they would be available to regulars.

[QUOTE=Casper27;4802944]I'm just curious as to what some of you / us are actually waiting for, about this quarantine ending. Is it a rubdown, a legit massage, a HJ from someone. Few of the AMPs actually have attractive massage therapists. I had success calling and visiting an AMP and didn't think much of the session. Average looking woman and ok massage with the standard HJ finish. She did say that they would be available to regulars.[/QUOTE]YEP! Heard through the grapevine and directly from a RA at an MP. If they don't know you, then you can forget it.

[QUOTE=SmileySam;4802297]I believe it was the CH7 news.[/QUOTE]CH 7 doing good work with its PSA Re: MPs!

I miss going to AMPs, and I'm interested to see how things will be once they reopen. I hear you'll be limited to 30-minute sessions. I think if HE is available, it will be a HJ only (and I'm guessing the MT will always have gloves on). What do you guys think?