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I discovered this place and was excited to learn about it. I live nearby and finding a way to get to other locations while being discrete is always an issue. Their ads are all over the place, some describing an AMP and some describing an escort crew. I drove past and scoped it out. Pretty standard AMP look. Only thing that may bother some of you is that the location is very mixed residential and business. Not discrete, but there is a lot happening on that street, so you can likely blend in. There's a somewhat sketchy 7-11 right across the street that tends to have people hanging around, but there are actual homes two doors down. I called and let them know I was near, they then communicated by text. I parked on the street out front, a few units up, and they started opening the door before I go to it.

I was greeted by Kiki, young, Chinese, probably late 20's early 30's. She's cute and thicc. Not exactly my type, but enough to get me going for the standard option. She has a great attitude, always smiling. Her massage skills are okay, not great. After a few minutes, she got the hint from my caressing her legs that I was there for more. She asked for $100 for "two hands". Have not heard that one before. I countered with $80 and asked her to remove her top. That worked. Again, not my type of body but sometimes jugs are jugs and she has them in C or D.

Standard finish. Also, they have a rewards card LOL. Ask for it. On the way out, Kiki introduced me to Tina. She looked cute too, maybe a little older. I will probably go back just because it's convenient and adequate.

It's been a few months since in the queens area. And all the buzz was the one anal licker. Any one been through there lately and have a good suggestion there?

[QUOTE=PuntaJaco43;6142522]So today I saw Yin for the second time. I am not sure if that is her name. When I called for the appointment the lady that answered did not understand, so I just told her it was the new girl. Yin is the 60-year-old woman to which I am attracted. Not sure why. Today she was wearing an interesting outfit, smock like and brightly colored. She told me this is what nurses wear in China. Yin is slender attractive and has powerful arms. She will dig her elbow into your back and crack your ribs. I could hear them pop. She will make you say Uncle. I had to tell her to easy up, she cannot be more then 100 lbs.

This time I booked an hour. Again, the massage was excellent, some polite conversation and a little bit of roaming. She pushed me away at times, so I asked her if it felt bad when I touch her. She said no and then pulled away again. She ran 10 minutes over on my session. At the end while she was standing over me rubbing my forehead, I was able to get a nice peck on the lips. Then I told her that I wanted sex. I was just kidding trying to make conversation. She looked at me sternly and said, "not here. " Then she left. I gave it some thought and decided, no way on the offer. That would be crazy, but I will visit again. I strongly recommend the massage and I am not the only one that thinks so. All three rooms were occupied when I visited. On my way out the owner opened the door and wished me well as she was rubbing down some beefy monger that I am sure was eagerly awaiting extras.

There's another woman there too besides Yin and the owner. She is younger, had a mask on so it was hard to tell. Maybe this is Laura. There must be something to this place. All these Chinese gals seem sane as far as I can tell, no deranged, customed therapist running around.[/QUOTE]I think I may have had Yin the first time which was earlier in the summer. Great massage and she was a little more flirty. She definitely whispered in my ear to ask if I wanted to upgrade from 60 minutes to 90 minutes. Which by the way just means a longer massage. She has strong hands for a little lady and the massage was great. I didn't understand her name when she told me. I actually thought she said Lauren which is how I ended up with Laura. Laura is probably the other one there that you saw. She always has a mask on and scrubs. It is always pretty busy there and I have heard women in there getting massages. It is odd that they keep the door open until the flip. Maybe it's a safety thing.

Scheduling is tough because the manager's English on the telephone is bad. She seems to understand better in person.

Again, great Massage no HE. I am actually ok with it. I am still semi hopeful. I'll keep you all posted.

For shits and giggles, I am thinking of trying this place. You mentioned teasing. How much of a tease is it? Is it enough where the touching would be somewhat inappropriate if the customer was female? Or is it strictly legit and all covered?

[QUOTE=TheDrowned;6138847]So the talk of an extravagant Asian woman walking out of Starbucks decked out in what can only be described as a clash of cultures caught my interest. But when I read the Google reviews of kids running away in fear from a Chinese woman wearing a spring festival hanfu threatening to gun them down or go crouching tiger hidden dragon on their asses I had to see what the fuss was all about. In my line of work, death threats and mental breakdowns are just another Tuesday for me so if I wasn't going to fulfill my carnal desires with this massage I figured it would quench my dark desire to live dangerously while seeing with this cosplay cutie in person.

I walk in and Elizabeth comes out wearing what can only be described as a school girls uniform straight out of a Japanese anime. She had a blond wig decorated with white petals and she was plastered with make up. Big fake eyelashes, and black sparkling eyeliner that wouldn't be such a fashion fopaux if she wasn't 50 and had clear wrinkles seeping through the cracks of her make up.

Well I knew I was in for something special so I took an hour and paid the house fee. Elizabeth has pretty good English though her thick Chinese accent is ever present. She's clearly missing a few screws in her noggin and I would be underselling it to say she's unhinged and clinically insane. I always wondered if this was a merely a symptom of her grasp of the English language compared to other Chinese masseuses I've had who don't really speak much. From my experience, the more they talk, the more their values and ideals seem to sound absolutely batshit when compared to an American boy like me. Small talk evolved into Elizabeth going on a rant about how old white men find her attractive because she "stays young" with her style of fashion and outlook on life. She says she dresses like a teenager because she firmly believes she is young and pretty and an 18 year old in the body of a 50 something Chinese. This somehow went onto a tangent of how old Jewish men try to woo her with their wealth (since Jews have money?.stereotyping is so 2005, and I'm also Jewish BTW).

Yeah. It was a wild hour to say the least but I can tell from my psychotherapeutic massage with her that's this chick gets off on dressing like a young sexy cultural stereotype and craves the attention of middle-old age white men who come in hoping to get a "piece of that" while she jerks their dick. But here's the thing. It's a power play. She gets off on teasing it but she won't go anywhere near your junk. Denying you is the power trip she craves and she feeds off of it like the manic pixie vampire she envisions herself as.

Uhhh. I think I'll stick to the language barrier and the hand job. Thanks. I wasn't buying what Elizabeth is selling.

Water forgets the names of TheDrowned.[/QUOTE]

Had a dream at a local favorite For Him For Her. I saw Fabiola. This was my first time dreaming of her. She is taller than the other providers there with a great fit and a slender body. Her ass is amazing not much up top. She speaks very little English so knowing Spanish will help you communicate. Long story short, her massage is decent. Not much teasing at all while laying face down. On the flip she started at the thighs and did not shy away from Jr. She gave a front massage and came back for the finish. YMMV. For me I started with OTC which she was fine with. Then I pulled down her leggings to see that perfect ass. She was wearing a thong. Didn't seem like more was on the table. There was no negotiation. I paid the house fee of 1 for 45 minutes and tipped 1. She very easily could be worth more. Good luck gents!

[QUOTE=SexAddict96;6145093]For shits and giggles, I am thinking of trying this place. You mentioned teasing. How much of a tease is it? Is it enough where the touching would be somewhat inappropriate if the customer was female? Or is it strictly legit and all covered?[/QUOTE]The tease was in her visual aesthetic and through some conversation of what she referred to as crazy men who come in to see her looking for more than a massage. I definitely got the feeling there's nothing more on the table with her you're getting a massage with a side of crazy. All exotic no erotic .

[QUOTE=Tmac32;6145296]Had a dream at a local favorite For Him For Her. I saw Fabiola. This was my first time dreaming of her. She is taller than the other providers there with a great fit and a slender body. Her ass is amazing not much up top. She speaks very little English so knowing Spanish will help you communicate. Long story short, her massage is decent. Not much teasing at all while laying face down. On the flip she started at the thighs and did not shy away from Jr. She gave a front massage and came back for the finish. YMMV. For me I started with OTC which she was fine with. Then I pulled down her leggings to see that perfect ass. She was wearing a thong. Didn't seem like more was on the table. There was no negotiation. I paid the house fee of 1 for 45 minutes and tipped 1. She very easily could be worth more. Good luck gents![/QUOTE]Thanks for the info! I'm always looking for girls with nice asses!

[QUOTE=Tmac32;6145296]Had a dream at a local favorite For Him For Her. I saw Fabiola. This was my first time dreaming of her. She is taller than the other providers there with a great fit and a slender body. Her ass is amazing not much up top. She speaks very little English so knowing Spanish will help you communicate. Long story short, her massage is decent. Not much teasing at all while laying face down. On the flip she started at the thighs and did not shy away from Jr. She gave a front massage and came back for the finish. YMMV. For me I started with OTC which she was fine with. Then I pulled down her leggings to see that perfect ass. She was wearing a thong. Didn't seem like more was on the table. There was no negotiation. I paid the house fee of 1 for 45 minutes and tipped 1. She very easily could be worth more. Good luck gents![/QUOTE]Just clarifying. Did you pay a house fee of $100 for 45 minutes and then tip $100? Seems to be a lot for what you got.

[QUOTE=Pachelbel;6145787]Just clarifying. Did you pay a house fee of $100 for 45 minutes and then tip $100? Seems to be a lot for what you got.[/QUOTE]As a general rule of thumb, latinas generally cost more $ than Asians, and that is dreadfully apparent here in nova where lmps are much more scarce than AMPs. They also tend to be far more younger / attractive than the Asian counterparts you will find here in nova. So the extra $ is probably warranted in this case.

[QUOTE=Tmac32;6145296]Had a dream at a local favorite For Him For Her. I saw Fabiola. This was my first time dreaming of her. She is taller than the other providers there with a great fit and a slender body. Her ass is amazing not much up top. She speaks very little English so knowing Spanish will help you communicate. Long story short, her massage is decent. Not much teasing at all while laying face down. On the flip she started at the thighs and did not shy away from Jr. She gave a front massage and came back for the finish. YMMV. For me I started with OTC which she was fine with. Then I pulled down her leggings to see that perfect ass. She was wearing a thong. Didn't seem like more was on the table. There was no negotiation. I paid the house fee of 1 for 45 minutes and tipped 1. She very easily could be worth more. Good luck gents![/QUOTE]Nice review but it did sound like you spent a lot of money for what you got but if she's hot and young with a big ass then it was probably well worth it. Did you notice any older woman, maybe 40-55 range? Maybe belonging to the Culioneros species? Typically, a Colombian or Venezuelan will fall into this category. Haven't been with a Latina in a long time since I discovered AMP's 3 years ago. I miss it.

I hope the senior membership does not scold me for not doing my research on the board.

Thanks all for your feedback. I went to the complex where there are 2 3 AMPs. I was planning on going to Golden but it was closed. So tried YG. Greeted at the door by old mama San. She demanded 50 house fee for 30 min. Once inside, the girl greeted me, she was probably in her 30's but nice body. OK massage, on the flip I asked for FS, she was not willing at first but finally agreed for 200. Overall alright experience. I was in a rush so even if it was a little expensive, it was an OK experience.

[QUOTE=TheDrowned;6145958]As a general rule of thumb, latinas generally cost more $ than Asians, and that is dreadfully apparent here in nova where lmps are much more scarce than AMPs. They also tend to be far more younger / attractive than the Asian counterparts you will find here in nova. So the extra $ is probably warranted in this case.[/QUOTE]Come to MoCo. We have young and attractive Asians doing the same for .8.

[QUOTE=Tmac32;6145296]Had a dream at a local favorite For Him For Her. I saw Fabiola. This was my first time dreaming of her. She is taller than the other providers there with a great fit and a slender body. Her ass is amazing not much up top. She speaks very little English so knowing Spanish will help you communicate. Long story short, her massage is decent. Not much teasing at all while laying face down. On the flip she started at the thighs and did not shy away from Jr. She gave a front massage and came back for the finish. YMMV. For me I started with OTC which she was fine with. Then I pulled down her leggings to see that perfect ass. She was wearing a thong. Didn't seem like more was on the table. There was no negotiation. I paid the house fee of 1 for 45 minutes and tipped 1. She very easily could be worth more. Good luck gents![/QUOTE]I saw her last week as well. I had similar experience, although I didn't get her to remove anything as she didn't talk at all and I was wondering if it would be legit, although on the flip she gave the HE, but it was kind of stoic or robotic. I just left her a. 4 tip for basic NOVA.

[QUOTE=ChadZ77;6145085]I think I may have had Yin the first time which was earlier in the summer. Great massage and she was a little more flirty. She definitely whispered in my ear to ask if I wanted to upgrade from 60 minutes to 90 minutes. Which by the way just means a longer massage. She has strong hands for a little lady and the massage was great. I didn't understand her name when she told me. I actually thought she said Lauren which is how I ended up with Laura. Laura is probably the other one there that you saw. She always has a mask on and scrubs. It is always pretty busy there and I have heard women in there getting massages. It is odd that they keep the door open until the flip. Maybe it's a safety thing.

Scheduling is tough because the manager's English on the telephone is bad. She seems to understand better in person.

Again, great Massage no HE. I am actually ok with it. I am still semi hopeful. I'll keep you all posted.[/QUOTE]I would say we had a similar experience. I can't say enough about this spa and if you think there busy now wait until these reviews hit. They will be slammed. Poor Yin. She is such a doll, older but intriguing. I think she is lonely. One thing about the Chinese, they are very direct with their comments. I have noticed this with other Chinese providers. I told Yin the other day that I had over done my workout and that I was very sore. She could tell and told me that I was very stupid for working out so hard at my age. I don't think she meant it that way. We both laughed.

Regards.

[QUOTE=Djmd1;6141116]Does anyone know if Lilys on maple is open? I was calling to make an appointment and no one answers.[/QUOTE]I'm fairly certain Lily is closed. Signs have been down for a little while now.