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[QUOTE=FourNick8;6137132]I'm sorry, but I find this post so vague it's useless. No specific location, no list of services preformed, or no mention of costs incurred. I guess I'll just have to wonder around SE Fairfax Co. Looking for a slim Asian woman who doesn't speak English.[/QUOTE]There's a Heaven Spa or Therapy in Annandale. Maybe that's what HotFoot is talking about.
Rhinopole.
Don't remember seeing a review about this one. And the forum doesn't search for three letter words.
Anyone seen her?
[URL]https://nova.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/tysons-corner/22562409.html[/URL]
I think I found it. There seems to be a new spa in the greater Alexandria area called Heavenly Spa. It's listed on rubmaps and on bedpage.
[URL]https://nova.bedpage.com/femaleescorts/8101-hinson-farm-suite-208-ale/22560433.html[/URL]
[QUOTE=HotFootTeddy;6136845]Haven't seen anyone write about this new place, but decided to give it a try. Located in a medical office complex in SE Fairfax County. Lots of posts recently with a second phone number and address in Arlington identified in the ads. The place delivered, but I'm not sure how long this one will last, as I'll describe below.
Went in the afternoon. It is not in a private area, and the door is pretty obvious with a number of legit businesses surrounding it. I opened up the front door and a woman behind a window in the lobby motioned for me to come in. She was a slim woman, probably in her 40's, dressed in a tee and jean shorts. It was quickly apparent that she speaks almost no English. She communicated with me via phone. Typing the price for a half hour on the screen and occasionally asking me questions via Google translate. She used this system to ask me if I was there for extras and made it clear they were available. She provided a price, and I wasn't fully clear what was being offered, but it was on par for what I assumed would be beyond NOVA but not full. As things progressed, it was clear I underestimated the menu and ended up with a pretty good bargain. During the festivities I realized that she knew a little English, but it was all very specific to the tasks at hand. I finished, she cleaned me up, and I went on my way. The service was fine, the provider was cute, A cups with big nips, trimmed / natural Bush, no butt.
I have concerns that the place is really visible and in a community that I haven't seen any AMPs before, the provider is the receptionist and she is right inside the door and doesn't speak English, and they are starting to up their advertising. I recommend treading carefully with this one.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Eerock;6136623]Take them with a grain of salt, but the last two google reviews of the place have some wild details.[/QUOTE]Just read them Google reports. Wild stories indeed. She must be something else to get that physical description a couple times hmm.
I have been to this place a couple of times, its a crooked tooth woman in her 40's she is a bit rude but gives a good massage and is straight forward. She asks for full amount upfront, asks you to call or text beforehand to arrange when to come up as it is only her there with no help. She is open late and I will go there in a pinch, she asks. 4 hh, . 6 or. 8 hr, . 6 HJ, $. BBBJ. She will rush you to finish.
[QUOTE=Skooby;6137578]Don't remember seeing a review about this one. And the forum doesn't search for three letter words.
Anyone seen her?
[URL]https://nova.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/tysons-corner/22562409.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Why don't bedpage links for to the webpage after it's posted?
Anyway, the ad says she's from Hawaii.
[URL]https://us-nova.bedpage.com[/URL] / therapeuticmassage / tysons-corner /22562409. Html.
[QUOTE=Skooby;6137578]Don't remember seeing a review about this one. And the forum doesn't search for three letter words.
Anyone seen her?
[URL]https://nova.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/tysons-corner/22562409.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Depending on what you want she is worth the visit. If you want a really good massage with a nova finish she is solid. She worked out all my kinks and does a great back walk.
If you want more than that, she expects big tips, too much for what I wanted. Her english isn't so great so communication is a challenge.
[QUOTE=EnderPete;6138061]Depending on what you want she is worth the visit. If you want a really good massage with a nova finish she is solid. She worked out all my kinks and does a great back walk.
If you want more than that, she expects big tips, too much for what I wanted. Her english isn't so great so communication is a challenge.[/QUOTE]Alright thanks. What are her approximate stats?
[QUOTE=OmegaWestgate;6091933]I was stressed-out at work, which is nearby FE, so I decided to revisit. I have not been there in a about a year. After reading the reviews, I decided to check it out. Upon arriving, I was greeted by Mya, nice attractive early 30's ladies about 36 c /26/36. Opted in for the TS which was great and covered through and covered all the areas. Back to the room for a good back rub which she did a great job. She looked hot in a short dress and her ass looked so good I just had to grab it which she allowed. After the flip, she asked what I was looking for and explained I was very hungry (DATY / AR) which lasted about 10-15 min. She was very excited and happy. She then proceeded to BBBJ and placed on a cover and continued. Decent massage and all the areas covered. I believe there is FS on the menu. Return? I plan to revisit in a few weeks and highly recommend. Damage house. 85/ tip $.
Note: I have been a AMP monger about 10 years here in NOVA and have hit up most all of the places in NOVA and Greenbelt. It is easy to determine the standard but, I believe she went the extra mile..[/QUOTE]Thanks for posting OW!
I had a trip out there one evening during the lockdown. It was so uneventful I never went back. Maybe it is time.
Peace, out!
[QUOTE=OldBoomer;5536051]Kara AMP had been one of my go to places to dream of. A few months ago I had a dream with a good massage, good table shower and more. IN my dream, after the table shower, I offered and gave a massage to the provider. She stripped all but her panties. (did not want rubbing there (perfectly ok)). During the massage I was giving her, my junior happened to become available and she gave him a nice BBBJ while laying on her back on the table. This resulted in a full rocket launch. We cleaned up a bit and an full hour massage was given. 80 House 80 tip and all seemed happy. Great dream.
I have returned twice to this dream. Both returns there was an alternate older provider with fair English. She did not want a massage from me. When I offered 80 tip on top of the 80 house she seemed to agree to the service previously provided. However, instead of a BBBJ the dream moved to a pussy slide. Which was actually quite good. I was happy to provide the 80 tip. However when the dream came to an end she wanted more. I declined. No one likes an upsell. Upsell after agreement is even more unpleasant.
The second return was much shorter. I asked for the previously provided oral service and offered 80+80. She responded with 80 + 180. I said no. She checked with the Mamasan (who was younger than the provider). Negative. $260 for any service at an AMP is way too much for my dreams. I politely declined and left for another dream nearby..[/QUOTE]Thanks for all the great intel on Kara gentlemen;.
Kara became my go to during the lockdown.
They were having a Grand Opening which is still going on in their ads.
I think Lili, the short one, used to be a Papaya, which I only went to once and then I heard it closed (this was before the lockdown).
I get a good enough massage, and she is ready to add extras I was not even thinking of.
At some point that. 6 got a hand held out for a. 8 and after a few times like that, the thrill was gone as BB King used to sing.
I did try the KSpa on Rolling Rd / Braddock at some point when it was grand opening, and I got maybe the best MT I have ever had in NOVA. She also was ready to provide extras that I was not thinking of, which begs the question what am I am thinking of during my massage? Too much job and family stress I supposed.
I may venture back to Rolling and Braddock to see what is going on these days.
Thanks again.
Peace, out!
[QUOTE=TheNovaKid;6137861]I have been to this place a couple of times, its a crooked tooth woman in her 40's she is a bit rude but gives a good massage and is straight forward. She asks for full amount upfront, asks you to call or text beforehand to arrange when to come up as it is only her there with no help. She is open late and I will go there in a pinch, she asks. 4 hh, . 6 or. 8 hr, . 6 HJ, $. BBBJ. She will rush you to finish.[/QUOTE]I used to visit even before the lock down when I first moved back to the area. At first I would get 1 hour, then only 30 minutes. Her explanation was that she can give a great massage in 30 minutes. One time there was more but it was totally disappointing in action and appearance. One point of massage is to take your time relaxing. She operates at a high level of business skills in the game that only many years can teach. Still she would actually help relieve my bad back (disc). The facility is a let down but she would not be there if it were not a gold mine. Many times when I was there late, and thought I was the last guy, there was another car in the parking lot, and she would be at the lobby door letting them in. She always talks about the boss, but I never saw another lady working there. I think the boss is in Queens. She may have mentioned that in 3 days she has the rent paid. I find her not so rude but perfectly aligned with her culture, having worked in China. They think we are uncivilized of course as a new culture. I always wish her well.
Hi can someone tell me where ava advertises.
[QUOTE=MrEnding;6133652]Decided check this one out. Quick back and forth text and I was on my way to her apartment. I was shocked she lived only 5 minutes away and I was happy. She told me to meet at the lobby. I was expecting a mamasan but man this woman is sexy. Like I would really take her out on a date type of sexy LOL. She has a huge tattoo on her back that brings out her sexiness. I was about 5 minutes late due to some last minute runs I needed but she was cool but had an appointment so she could only do 30 minutes. I decided to do her topless option which is about 1. 6. I honestly wasn't that impress with her massage and the HE was meh. I did like her boobs tho pretty sure they're fake LOL. I don't think I would repeat but if I do it's because I have to look at her sexy ass again LOL.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Arturo703;6137785]Just read them Google reports. Wild stories indeed. She must be something else to get that physical description a couple times hmm.[/QUOTE]So the talk of an extravagant Asian woman walking out of Starbucks decked out in what can only be described as a clash of cultures caught my interest. But when I read the Google reviews of kids running away in fear from a Chinese woman wearing a spring festival hanfu threatening to gun them down or go crouching tiger hidden dragon on their asses I had to see what the fuss was all about. In my line of work, death threats and mental breakdowns are just another Tuesday for me so if I wasn't going to fulfill my carnal desires with this massage I figured it would quench my dark desire to live dangerously while seeing with this cosplay cutie in person.
I walk in and Elizabeth comes out wearing what can only be described as a school girls uniform straight out of a Japanese anime. She had a blond wig decorated with white petals and she was plastered with make up. Big fake eyelashes, and black sparkling eyeliner that wouldn't be such a fashion fopaux if she wasn't 50 and had clear wrinkles seeping through the cracks of her make up.
Well I knew I was in for something special so I took an hour and paid the house fee. Elizabeth has pretty good English though her thick Chinese accent is ever present. She's clearly missing a few screws in her noggin and I would be underselling it to say she's unhinged and clinically insane. I always wondered if this was a merely a symptom of her grasp of the English language compared to other Chinese masseuses I've had who don't really speak much. From my experience, the more they talk, the more their values and ideals seem to sound absolutely batshit when compared to an American boy like me. Small talk evolved into Elizabeth going on a rant about how old white men find her attractive because she "stays young" with her style of fashion and outlook on life. She says she dresses like a teenager because she firmly believes she is young and pretty and an 18 year old in the body of a 50 something Chinese. This somehow went onto a tangent of how old Jewish men try to woo her with their wealth (since Jews have money?.stereotyping is so 2005, and I'm also Jewish BTW).
Yeah. It was a wild hour to say the least but I can tell from my psychotherapeutic massage with her that's this chick gets off on dressing like a young sexy cultural stereotype and craves the attention of middle-old age white men who come in hoping to get a "piece of that" while she jerks their dick. But here's the thing. It's a power play. She gets off on teasing it but she won't go anywhere near your junk. Denying you is the power trip she craves and she feeds off of it like the manic pixie vampire she envisions herself as.
Uhhh. I think I'll stick to the language barrier and the hand job. Thanks. I wasn't buying what Elizabeth is selling.
Water forgets the names of TheDrowned.
I'm going to hit up one of the Greenbelt spas next week and on my way back to Tidewater area going to stop in Norther Ava for round two. I've been to Pine Spa and Queens therapy but want to try a new spot. Any advice on a busty masseuse that gives great L1 and maybe L2 service in the area? I'm in my 50's so therapist doesn't need to be in her 20's or even 30's as long as she's fun, sexy and attractive. I've got plenty of time to kill in the afternoon so I can drive pretty much anywhere in NOVA cities. Anyone willing to help me out with a recommendation?
[QUOTE=OmegaWestgate;6091933]I was stressed-out at work, which is nearby FE, so I decided to revisit. I have not been there in a about a year. After reading the reviews, I decided to check it out. Upon arriving, I was greeted by Mya, nice attractive early 30's ladies about 36 c /26/36. Opted in for the TS which was great and covered through and covered all the areas. Back to the room for a good back rub which she did a great job. She looked hot in a short dress and her ass looked so good I just had to grab it which she allowed. After the flip, she asked what I was looking for and explained I was very hungry (DATY / AR) which lasted about 10-15 min. She was very excited and happy. She then proceeded to BBBJ and placed on a cover and continued. Decent massage and all the areas covered. I believe there is FS on the menu. Return? I plan to revisit in a few weeks and highly recommend. Damage house. 85/ tip $.
Note: I have been a AMP monger about 10 years here in NOVA and have hit up most all of the places in NOVA and Greenbelt. It is easy to determine the standard but, I believe she went the extra mile.
All the best OmegaWestgate.[/QUOTE]I went to Far East and got the old lady. Massage was great but really couldn't get it going with such an old lady. She was a trooper and eventually got a load off on her hands. . 6 hh / . 4 HJ. Will not repeat with her.