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[QUOTE=Murphy69;2290682]I've noticed if you are not into black women, fat women, or skanky drugged out white women with low life two bit crack head pimps holding incall on a crime infested dump of a road like bush or broad river in a hotel you want to wear a hazmat suit just to walk into the selection in Columbia is very small. Its unfortunate there is hardly anything beyond that selection that one must wait to hobby while on business trips to Charlotte, Greensboro and Raleigh. Its to the point that when I go to other areas that actually have other categories of choices I feel jealous of the gentleman in those towns. On one of the very few positive notes in this hole in the earth town for hobbying I did see Payton the other day who is actually not a drugged out skanky white woman with a pimp. The experience was not terrible by any means. Not full GFE but a sweet girl none the less who did aim to please and did give the full time paid for. She was upfront the entire time and I must say while not the best most GFE service I've ever received she was light years ahead of anything in this town which means she will obviously leave for a better area soon. She did the job and I would repeat for the simple fact that she may be in my opinion one of the few options I have in this area that fits more of what I personally prefer. She is not one of these "sexy $25 thick and busty specials" and will cost much more than that but worth the fee to enjoy something that does not want to make me go take an hiv test right after seeing.

On a side not here are some key word ad translations for the Columbia area:

"Busty"= fat.

"Thick" = fat.

"Sexy and juicy" = fat with a lot of makeup on.

"Thick chocolate" = fat black woman.

"Snow bunny" = drugged out crack ***** (usually fat) white chick with pimp too damn lazy to work a real job for his money so easier to get stupid easily influenced trashy trailer park queen hooked on smack and work for him.

" $_ _ Bobble head special" = Usually an obese woman who charges very little to suck one off and you may assume she has sucked off probably 50 low life pieces of street trash right before you without rinsing her mouth out.

"Well reviewed" = Many times in this town means there are no reviews to be found anywhere.

"Bombshell" = Maybe a 5 on a scale of 1-10 in any real town with actual attractive selection to choose from.

"No thugs allowed"= She will see any piece of crap as long as they leave their guns in their cars.

"100% real pics"= pics are real of someone but not one you will see when you show up.[/QUOTE]I fit none of those descriptions. I can show you a great GFE time and there are a few reviews on here if you'd like to check them out.

[URL]http://brandylynne.escortbook.com/[/URL]

I recently had a bit of business at your state capital, and being a fan of the great LexLuther and Hex I was looking forward to getting a spot of play time with a young charming playmate while in the area. One of the first providers I had the pleasure of meeting was a Nicole.

[URL]http://columbia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sweet-and-sexy-plaything-makes-everyday-feel-like-your-birthday-nicole-8033547445/10054243[/URL]

Nicole was very much worth my time, effort and banknotes. A bit on the late side as far as keeping schedule but very much worth my small wait time. Great body for such a Petite Barbie with an attitude to match her sex appeal. Started with BBBJ and then cover to finish the session.

My second afternoon started with a search that took far too long for any provider to respond, and then I get a call back from Destiny.

[URL]http://columbia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/destinybad-gurlbut-looks-so-good-let-me-make-u-feel-as-good-as-i-look/8888787[/URL]

Not my normal cup of tea but I was open for a bit of change as to size and shape of the women I prefer. She was absolutely a great time and very much the GFE provider. Very amazing personality that draws you in and keeps your attention focused on her. Just an amazing time was spent in her company. Very few limits and she will not stop until you are 100% satisfied.

You guys do have a few gems located thru out your fine city and it was my pleasure to spend a little time in the state Capital.

Lex.

[QUOTE=LexintonLuther;2292974]I recently had a bit of business at your state capital, and being a fan of the great LexLuther and Hex I was looking forward to getting a spot of play time with a young charming playmate while in the area. One of the first providers I had the pleasure of meeting was a Nicole.

[URL]http://columbia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sweet-and-sexy-plaything-makes-everyday-feel-like-your-birthday-nicole-8033547445/10054243[/URL]

Nicole was very much worth my time, effort and banknotes. A bit on the late side as far as keeping schedule but very much worth my small wait time. Great body for such a Petite Barbie with an attitude to match her sex appeal. Started with BBBJ and then cover to finish the session.

My second afternoon started with a search that took far too long for any provider to respond, and then I get a call back from Destiny.

[URL]http://columbia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/destinybad-gurlbut-looks-so-good-let-me-make-u-feel-as-good-as-i-look/8888787[/URL]

Not my normal cup of tea but I was open for a bit of change as to size and shape of the women I prefer. She was absolutely a great time and very much the GFE provider. Very amazing personality that draws you in and keeps your attention focused on her. Just an amazing time was spent in her company. Very few limits and she will not stop until you are 100% satisfied.

You guys do have a few gems located thru out your fine city and it was my pleasure to spend a little time in the state Capital.

Lex.[/QUOTE]From one Lex to another.

Thanks for the tip of the hat. I enjoy reading your posts in the Fayettenam forum as well. Keep up the fine writing.

LexLuther.

Anybody else dream of this young lady yet? Wondering if BBBJ is on menu and what the donation level for sessions are?

Cajun.

[QUOTE=Dbc1984;2291183]She is the real deal. Pics are accurate. She is very attractive. I opted for qv since is was my first time seeing her. Nice hotel. She was very vocal which I liked. She does have a boyfriend which does leave before you get there. Definitely not a pimp. Just thought I would mention it. I will repeat and go for a longer visit.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LexLuther;2293039]From one Lex to another.

Thanks for the tip of the hat. I enjoy reading your posts in the Fayettenam forum as well. Keep up the fine writing.

LexLuther.[/QUOTE]A far greater man than myself once said; Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery- Sir Charles Caleb Colton.

I have guided my hobbyist career off your wisdom and opinions on the do's and do not's in the game we play. If junior mongers would look thru the forum and really seek out information more than just a good review, they could find a complete data base full of insight that will always lead you to what you seek, keep you safe and it does give advantages of prior knowledge from the experiences of very SM such as yourself. Many thanks, Sir LexLuther.

Lex.

[QUOTE=Dbc1984;2291183]She is the real deal. Pics are accurate. She is very attractive. I opted for qv since is was my first time seeing her. Nice hotel. She was very vocal which I liked. She does have a boyfriend which does leave before you get there. Definitely not a pimp. Just thought I would mention it. I will repeat and go for a longer visit.[/QUOTE]Please PM me about Rachel, I am interested.

[QUOTE=DkMike1;2293139]Please PM me about Rachel, I am interested.[/QUOTE]PM sent. Let me know if you did not receive it.

[QUOTE=LexintonLuther;2293103]A far greater man than myself once said; Imitation is the sincerest form of flatterymemberles Caleb Colton.

I have guided my hobbyist career off your wisdom and opinions on the do's and do not's in the game we play. If junior mongers would look thru the forum and really seek out information more than just a good review, they could find a complete data base full of insight that will always lead you to what you seek, keep you safe and it does give advantages of prior knowledge from the experiences of very SM such as yourself. Many thanks, Sir LexLuther.

Lex.[/QUOTE]Lex,

Its amazing how much you and I agree. To me, the value of this forum lies largely in the wisdom possessed by the members. But just the other day some fool with 10 posts suggested that we add a thread structured like TER.

Now it turns out that this is already in the works. Oh well. Whaddya gonn as do, eh?

LexLuther.

This Madison is visiting from out of town. She said she would be here for 2 weeks. Her pics are real. She is a petite spinner. Good personality and eager to please. PM for details.

[URL]http://columbia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-fun-and-sexy-madison/10136022[/URL]

[QUOTE=LexLuther;2293393]Lex,

Its amazing how much you and I agree. To me, the value of this forum lies largely in the wisdom possessed by the members. But just the other day some fool with 10 posts suggested that we add a thread structured like TER.

Now it turns out that this is already in the works. Oh well. Whaddya gonn as do, eh?

LexLuther.[/QUOTE]LexLuther,

Not surprised, I was a contributing member of TER for many years, but then I quickly realized the information that is given doesn't carry any true weight or insight other than "one liners" in most cases, "it was good, go try it". I need more info when making my choices of who to spend my time and banknotes with. This is why I hold this forum in such high regard and use all information available and it has been my greatest asset other than money it's self. I imagine if I would have found this board when I was a much younger man / monger, I too would have only used it as a quick reference tool and ignored all the real and solid info in this bank of knowledge.

Lex.

Not even CBJ available. Of course the rules are not disclosed until after payment has been made.

[QUOTE=NcCajun74;2293091]Anybody else dream of this young lady yet? Wondering if BBBJ is on menu and what the donation level for sessions are?

Cajun.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Boyd68;2293974]Not even CBJ available. Of course the rules are not disclosed until after payment has been made.[/QUOTE]That sucks. No pun intended. CBJ was part of menu with my visit. But, it was not long. I assumed it was because I opted for a qv.

Anyone have info on this one?

[URL]http://columbia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/all-american-girl-next-door-sexy-blonde-cheerleader-all-american-girl-next-door/10134603[/URL]

[URL]http://columbia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/look-1oo-rl-pics-all-natural-beauty-hot-n-sweet/4969478[/URL]

Any Intel on Julie? Might TOFTT.

[QUOTE=JBlackTkeus;2294191][URL]http://columbia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/look-1oo-rl-pics-all-natural-beauty-hot-n-sweet/4969478[/URL]

Any Intel on Julie? Might TOFTT.[/QUOTE]There are mixed reports on her. I saw her a couple years ago and was underwhelmed. She had gotten some good reviews in past years. She looked closer to 50 back when I saw her, and I doubt she is looking any younger today. Her body was in good shape for her age, but her face was not appealing at all. As I recall, she was far from GFE, my visit was rushed and she was pretty much all business. I would not repeat or recommend her.