Massage Parlor Reports

So you fucked a glorified hooker with some glad wrap on your member? Why would you even get a BJ that way? I would've ran for the hills, because you know she's tried that shit before. And here's a tip for everyone partaking in AMP's. If you want a BJ or FS, bring your own condom. Get those flavored kind. Never use some random rubber. And that goes for all of you that do that backpage thing with those SW's. Bring your own shit. Too many ways a rubber can go bad on you. Especially in the hands of a drug addict, or Asian masseuse / prostitute.

[QUOTE=Jaymack;2780094] she leaves and brings back a piece of plastic wrap and uses that as a condom.[/QUOTE]Reminds me of a girl I picked up close to the Church's near Tarrant a few years back. This was a girl no older than 19, and she was a definite spinner type. She brought single sandwich bags with her, and was using that as her protection. She wouldn't let me DATY on her unless I was to put a damn sandwich bag over my tongue. I ended up just paying her $20 to have her play with her sexy, tight body, while I got my own self off. Sometimes things like that are frustrating, yet fun, at the same time.

Were you saying you ended up having FS with the mamasan instead? How old was she LOL?

Sorry, I had said "No FS! But I typed "No" in caps, causing it to be deleted. I have in the past taken sessions with a mamasan (Susie at Fuji and Super Sauna), but passed on this one. It was almost as if they're begging to be shut down. No effort at discretion.

Has anyone seen her??

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/let-my-hands-take-your-stress-away/14059767[/URL]

No and I wouldn't either if I were you. When you look at pics like she has, what thought enters your head? I know when I look at it, what comes to mind is how in this day and age with all the technology, someone posting a pic that you can't tell anything about.

It. Do you find that curious? Would my you think that if someone took a pic of themselves they would want to make sure it looks good. Or maybe she's butt ugly with track marks, bruises, etc and she made the pic look blurry on purpose. That would be my guess. Save yourself the money and the time you're going to spend posting your comments about her not looking like the pic, or she was high, or gave you the run around. For those prices too, you know damn well it's going to be a shitty "massage" and then a HJ. Save your money and tend to yourself. Internet pornography is free.

Is One Therapy the only AMP open on parkway?

[QUOTE=BuckInHere;2788261]Is One Therapy the only AMP open on parkway?[/QUOTE]Ocean is open but I have no intel on it. I'm curious about that one myself. A little help anybody? Feel free to PM me if you like. MJ.

[QUOTE=Mammiejammer;2788770]Ocean is open but I have no intel on it. I'm curious about that one myself. A little help anybody? Feel free to PM me if you like. MJ.[/QUOTE]TOFTT last week. Probably won't return. Older gal as usual. House was 60 for 30 min. Got the TS. Then maybe 2 min massage and told to flip. HE was ok. Finish and gone.

Went to one. She said $80 for one hour and gave me some old ass lady. I decided its not worth spending my money on shit. Looks like the AMPs around there are absolutely terrible.

Staying open without changing what is on the menu must mean they have a steady flow of customers.

[QUOTE=TideLover;2678115]Has anyone seen Nichole in Gadsden recently? Seem like she's posting more frequently, didn't know if she's still just a tease or not.[/QUOTE]I saw her one time couple months back, teased a lot, did not satisfy. Didn't go back.

[QUOTE=Boxer1234;2796444]I saw her one time couple months back, teased a lot, did not satisfy. Didn't go back.[/QUOTE]How was the quality of massage?

Hello all, I've been lurking for the longest and here is my first report, hopefully not my last. I live in a small town south of Birmingham, so this world is kind of new to me. Went to Alabaster to watch Deadpool (nice flick BTW) and while searching online I found Panda Accupressure, followed my gps and is right next to the police station. My spider sense told me it was legit because come on, look at where is located, but being the newbie that I'm I went in anyways after the movie. 50 for 1 hr. Please remember this is my first time ever at a mp so feel free to point out any mistakes I made. Went to the room, average looking lady, would guess early 40's late 30's, a 7 out of 10 as far as looks. I take all off and the back massage starts, really good, I legit have back problems so it was very soothing. Now the teasing OMG, grazing the boys, alot of butt play, Crack teasing, and from what I learned here that's usually a good signal right? Next the flip, she covers junior. Starts brushing everywhere including nippples, works her way down and OMG touches everywhere but the area I was hoping for. I was waiting for her to signal something or give a hint extras were available but nothing, really getting closer to junior, it was tent city down there but nothing was said, I kept saying that feels nice so that maybe it would initiate something but nothing happened. At worse I got a great massage, helped my back a little, but idk if I did something wrong or maybe extras are just not offered, but with all that teasing I wonder.

[QUOTE=DuckHed;2796622]How was the quality of massage?[/QUOTE]It's the worst fucking massage ever, if you can even call it a massage.

I'll be traveling thru be'ham tomorrow in the early afternoon and would love to stop for some fun.

Wondering if anyone has any info on this one, megan from BP.

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