Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=MpLover21;2433691]Since I'm not one for sweets this is kind of out of my zone, does anyone know of a well reviewed dark chocolate provide at at MPs or in / outcall. I've had a sweet tooth and fortune cookies haven't been able to curb my craving. Plus its something that's been on my hobby bucket list. Any info is much appreciated.[/QUOTE]There used to be one at Lime in Chatsworth who was well-reviewed by the name of Coco. Lime has moved though, and I don't have the new location.

Good luck.

Thanks for all the help fellas, once I find the right one ill make sure to report back and let you know if it was a good experiance.

So, I've been in the hobby over 25 years and have been to every MP in the nard and Ventura with the exception of BM. Always had better luck with the Asians. Decided to finally try BM this week and wow.

Why did I wait so long? They were very suspicious of me, (I do look like stereotypical LE.).

Got an extremely curvy Latina name begins with an "A" who really rocked my world once she was comfortable. She gave the the code word for next time and said she would be better now that she knows me.

Can't wait to go back.

I've always wanted to go to the Health Center, but I don't know who to ask for. Any suggestion on who to ask for when I go? Any tips on how to get a great massage? I am to this also so I don't know where the best places are in Oxnard either. Thanks.

[QUOTE=GrovvyJ;2462239]I've always wanted to go to the Health Center, but I don't know who to ask for. Any suggestion on who to ask for when I go? Any tips on how to get a great massage? I am to this also so I don't know where the best places are in Oxnard either. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Though it's been a while, from my personal past experience, you simply cannot go wrong at Health Center (St. Mary's). They ladies have always been no-hassle full-serve acomidating, and no tipping pressure. Most have been on the younger, more attractive side too. Just be nice to them.

[QUOTE=GrovvyJ;2462239]I've always wanted to go to the Health Center, but I don't know who to ask for. Any suggestion on who to ask for when I go? Any tips on how to get a great massage? I am to this also so I don't know where the best places are in Oxnard either. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Did you end up going to the Health Center? If you did, how did it go? Been dying to checkout a MP but I've been too worried about LE. Please let me know how that went.

[QUOTE=GrovvyJ;2462239]I've always wanted to go to the Health Center, but I don't know who to ask for. Any suggestion on who to ask for when I go? Any tips on how to get a great massage? I am to this also so I don't know where the best places are in Oxnard either. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Historically, Health Center was the nerve center of the full service scene in Oxnard. Haven't been there in years but I doubt if it has changed much. Boy I missed unloading in Mamasan Sue.

Hello everyone, I decided I free loaded off you guys for a while and since its been dead in here it's time for me to give back. I went to a massage place on Fifth st, between see and g at. I don't know the name it just said massage. I walked in and a decent looking light skinned Latina opened the small window. Face was ok and her body was decent. Nice behind and be cups. I went let week, so I don't recall the half hour fee. I paid $30 or $40 can't remember. I got on my stomach and I received a soft massage for a while. She came in with a black skirt and a tight white top. I got a soft massage for about 5 minutes. I went with a happy ending for $30 and roaming was available. Full services are available.

Well that's my first post, let me know if I need to add more info or remove some, thanks.

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[QUOTE=Donalds;2466387]Though it's been a while, from my personal past experience, you simply cannot go wrong at Health Center (St. Mary's). They ladies have always been no-hassle full-serve acomidating, and no tipping pressure. Most have been on the younger, more attractive side too. Just be nice to them.[/QUOTE]I went to health center 3 weeks ago. I don't thinks they're the same like it used to, there's only one girl working nowadays and not on the younger side. They used to have at least a couple younger girls. Lately I've been getting 40 something provider. I do prefer Asian than the Latina providers, although there's one exception, Valerie from Sweet Dreams. Because of this preference, it kinds of limit the choices, though the Latina providers have been on the younger side.

For a variety of reasons, I haven't been enjoying the hobby as much in the past two years as I had prior to that (and therefore haven't had any reports to share). I did see the beautiful Sol at Sweet Dreams in February. This was my second time seeing her, the first being a couple years ago. Both times blown away by her looks, but found her attitude to be disinterested. She mentioned she works everyday but Tuesday. That may or may not still be true.

Anyway, I've always shared my experiences with the group when I could, and I would hope maybe somebody might have information to share on the Oxnard latinas. Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=Franklin;2474072]I would hope maybe somebody might have information to share on the Oxnard latinas. Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]Check this forum history, most of us have had good experiences at BM.

I've always steered clear of the Latinas. I find them quite attractive but the massage parlor workers never seem to offer up BBBJ or BBFS as easily as the Asian gals.

First to my amazement, I remembered my user name / password after not reading the you, S,A Sex Guide for 5 years? Pretty astonishing with all the 'weather modification' skies and GMO food. I'm 48 and went to Ventura to hotel due to oil spill overcrowding in Santa Barbara, Ca.

I decided to make it an adventure and zipped over to O Spa around 2 pm To beat Memorial day traffic Friday.

I was immediately let in and gave MMS $50 for half hour. (I would have preferred 45 min but $70 too steep $90 an hour).

S. be pricing still 40/30 50/45 60/60.

After using the restroom, which indicated to MMS I have been there before.

In Walks Tanya, still looking good, sure enough during massage, she did rimming and topless sweeping. Some BBBJ than CFS. RCG, regular cow girl. She was grinding, but heavy. Finally I said let me be on top.

The CFS lasted a good while, I couldn't resist temptation to kiss her. Than I completed when she yanked my testicle really hard.

I kept thrusting a bit, but when I puled out cover slipped off inside her.

I cleaned up at the sink she disappeared, returned with mouth wash.

Tipped standard 1. 0 she didn't count it. Total 1. 5 She said she works Thur, Fri, Sat.

I left satisfied, found the hotel and did laundry.

By Sunday I got really ill. Maybe food poisoning, hopefully not hepatis or E-Coli from Friday??

Has any monger gotten ill after enjoying the hobby??

I haven't been able to eat solid food past three days, laying around in hotel bed. Drinking fluids. Last night was like jurassic park.

The wretching and laxative relieving what felt like a blockage in my colon.

Meal wise, first night, Inn and out, no probe.

Sat. Subway tuna sandwich gas mart food place.

Beef hot dog at 7/11 across he way.

Today I feel like my insides were turned inside out, like taking off a dish glove.

So sore. Hurts to cough or move.

So I've been sick Sun, Mon. Tue. Wed.

God I pray for improvement tomorrow.

Any advice, similar experiences other mongers? PM if you like.

Thank you, Jurassic. (The other thing I've been going through quitting smoking cigs, after 6 months, I quit from age 30 -47 than took it up during stress upheaval in my life end of last year, had to sell my house. Looking for a rental. NO GFs, etc.).

Sorry you got so sick, but I doubt you picked it up at OA. Not that I'm saying you couldn't but if you got that sick there everyone would be getting it and spreading it, and I haven't hear of any monger epidemics going around. Hope you are feeling better.

Thanks for the update on Tanya. Glad to hear she is still providing.