Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Bmore Slim]Cookie is back at the spot! She arrived five days ago. I almost forgot how much I missed her. I wasn't expecting much since the same old mama is there and the ac is still off, but when she walked in the room I almost passed out. She still looks good. She put on a few pounds, but haven't we all. Still the only woman in the state that offers a head shampoo. She is one clean masseuse. The shower was clean and vibrant. She took her time and massaged well with the soap. As far as showers go, it was in my top 5 for sure of all time. Best shower since I saw her last year. She still has a wonderful attitude, and claims she's still 27. Went back to the room for the massage which was very good. She worked my legs and back well then did her famous cookie soft touch. Wow, she is still very good at finding a man's soft spots. She has lots of teeth in her mouth as most asians, but now I'm nit-picking. Without going into too much detail, it's like this.
Anytime I catch myself saying aloud, "you're going to make me love you too much", I know I'm having a good time. After it was all said and done, I said "I could go for another one of those". Without hesitation she jumped up on the table and said "ok, it's ok if we're 5-10 minutes late." What a woman! Unfortunately little slim was exhausted. I got the full hour and she helped me dress.


Cookie
Korean 29-34 yo
5'4 118-125lbs 32 B/C
Face 8.5
Body 8.5
Attitude 10
Personality 10
Service 10

$ .1 for Candy on my way out the door

I tried to drop .2 for candy on my way out. She argued with me and said 'no, no it's ok". Meaning the original $ was good enough for the candy she had on hand. I was so shocked that I didn't know what to say. That's a first. Left .1 anyway.

-Treat her well fellas. She is a special woman. I look forward to next week.[/QUOTE]

Thanks for sharing so much info but what and where is The Bakery ?

Fairly long time member, 1st time report. Feel that the board needs more quality reports. I have been to this location quite a few times and last time I was there I asked the provider to take a table shower with me, she said next time When I showed up last week I held her to her promise. She said that she had never done that but would honor her promise. Started out with her on the table to soap up, wow worth that alone. Hopped on top and slid around. Great feeling flipped her and finished her shower. She than proceeded to table shower me. More slip sliding and then the rinse. Back to the room. Very lite massage with focus on one thing. She laid down beside me and I was able to roam and finger her to what felt like an O, she was either going for an oscar, or it was real. I could feel her getting wetter as I was roaming down there. I brought the condom and she proceeded to blow me and laid flat on the table pulling me in. After a prolonged mish and doggie she blew me again and finished in mish. She cleaned me up and a hug and goodbye until next time. Standard admit and $ for wonderful time spent.

Korean 29-34 yo
5'4 118-125lbs
Face 7
Body 8.5
Attitude 9
Personality 9
Service 10

Hi Guys,

I am really new at this and never done this before. I was wondering if you guys can help me out. I'll be going to Bethesda, MD next week. I was wondering if there's any AMP in the Bethesda area that you would recommend? If not I found this ad on craigslist.. Any review on her?

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Date: 2009-08-12, 7:22PM EDT
Reply to: [email]serv-mgckd-1320170806@craigslist.org[/email] [Errors when replying to ads?]

When Calling Me Please Be Respectful....No Dirty Questions. Please remain A Gentleman, I will hang up!!!

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I SPECIALIZE IN MASSAGE THERAPY

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[QUOTE=Big John 33]Hi Guys,

I am really new at this and never done this before. I was wondering if you guys can help me out. I'll be going to Bethesda, MD next week. I was wondering if there's any AMP in the Bethesda area that you would recommend? If not I found this ad on craigslist.. Any review on her?[/QUOTE]

Your best bet is to get on the Metro rail in Bethesda and go to an AMP in downtown DC. It's much less hassle than TOFTT with a CL gal. Read the DC Massage Parlors forum.

[QUOTE=Laxman #2]Good to see that some things endure!

Boom to bust on the west side. Ten days ago had a once in a life time session with Micky (young spinner with short hair) and then today a mediocre experience with linebacker material Yoyo.

As always YMMV.

Peace and love,

Lax[/QUOTE]Could this be the legendary Micky from the now defunct Absolute Health Spa?

The professor here browsing the list on a rainy night.

I came upon this:

[url]http://baltimore.craigslist.org/thp/1328867097.html[/url]

Can anyone confirm?

Anyone TOFFT yet?

I just wanted to edit my first post but the interim-edit time is too long.

So here you go.

Drove by this place. There is some potential.

I didn't have the patience to TOFTT.

So I drove over to JHH.

Usual scene here.

Name was Bonnie-Q. Older lady (upper 30's? ) who knows. Great attitude. Natural a's almost a b, maybe not it was dark. Skipped the massage. Went right for the main course.

Asked if a beret was ok for the activity, which leads me to believe that it is optional. I was for it, I'm a caution kind of man.

A quick CBJ, then CCG, MISH, DS, Sideways, back to MISH then turbo-boosted to an explosive finish. I was very surprised at how narrow the situation was down there.

L6.5 A6.50 S7.0

Cleaned up, and made some small chat while getting dressed:

She says 4 workers at all times, none more. No new talent in the near future.

Tried to take a photo, she asked not to, I didn't.

When walking out I passed by a living area and said "buh-bye! " and waved. 3 girls turned around. None looked over a 6 one looked downright scary.

It was supper time or something because it smelled like someone was making some tempura shrimp.

That's all for today's class.

Read chapter 4 and do the review at the end.

[QUOTE=Robert Langdon]The professor here browsing the list on a rainy night.

I came upon this:

[url]http://baltimore.craigslist.org/thp/1328867097.html[/url]

Can anyone confirm?

Anyone TOFFT yet?[/QUOTE]Good massage, PM for details.

My last visit to Ellicott City KoYoTo I was entertained by Lee because YouMe was out. I called this time before coming...he...he..., and made an appointment. While driving down the main road a car was waiting for me to make the turn as I had the right of way. I pulled into a spot close to the door and made my way down the walk of shame and I noticed that the car had followed me into the parking lot and a man was about 50 ft behind me. I thought to my self this could be wierd if we are both standing in the lobby at the same time. I had mentioned before that I had to do a long drink at the fountain because I had followed someone in the main door and had to cool my heals as he was cleared for landing. This time I was first and as I pushed the love button I looked back over my shoulder and saw him pacing outside. Sorry Charlie. Anyway I told MMS who I was and she said YouMe was waiting just for me. WOW, but first give me some money. After the exchange and strip, YouMe comes through the door. My brain refreshes the memory and she huggs me like her long lost sugar daddy. Off to the shower and yes you can touch the goods but remember that there is only one shower and someone may be waiting. I have never been rushed but I never played too long. Did the shake and bake followed by more hugging and kissing back in the room. A little cig taste but I am used to it. Got a very detailed massage followed by a side by side GFE and some eating at the Y for me. This went on for a while and then I motioned to free willy and she started the rub. She used both hands and I could only see one. I must say that this action brought on a spasmatic reaction as I was kneeling on the table and almost fell off. I could here the 911 calls repeated on CNN now. Hellro, prease send help, my bouy flend frell off the table and bloke his dick. He is smilling but not bleathing.

Anyway, if you get a chance ask for YouMe.

Nah He

PS: Should this be posted in the Jessup forum as I see K stuff there also? Is double posting a no no?

[QUOTE=Nah He]... I must say that this action brought on a spasmatic reaction as I was kneeling on the table and almost fell off. I could here the 911 calls repeated on CNN now. Hellro, prease send help, my bouy flend frell off the table and bloke his dick. He is smilling but not bleathing.

Anyway, if you get a chance ask for YouMe.

Nah He

PS: Should this be posted in the Jessup forum as I see K stuff there also? Is double posting a no no?[/QUOTE]When posts end as funny as this one, triple posting isn't even a no no!

As little as I really want a visual of another monger in a room I might visit, that visual was worth the laugh!

Thanks Nah He. Priceless

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Anyone know if any MPs over the Nuru Massage service?

[url]http://youporn.com/watch/357130/amazing-japanese-nuru-massage/[/url]

[QUOTE=Bmore Slim]Cookie is back at the spot! She arrived five days ago. I almost forgot how much I missed her. I wasn't expecting much since the same old mama is there and the ac is still off, but when she walked in the room I almost passed out. She still looks good. She put on a few pounds, but haven't we all. Still the only woman in the state that offers a head shampoo. She is one clean masseuse. The shower was clean and vibrant. She took her time and massaged well with the soap. As far as showers go, it was in my top 5 for sure of all time. Best shower since I saw her last year. She still has a wonderful attitude, and claims she's still 27. Went back to the room for the massage which was very good. She worked my legs and back well then did her famous cookie soft touch. Wow, she is still very good at finding a man's soft spots. She has lots of teeth in her mouth as most asians, but now I'm nit-picking. Without going into too much detail, it's like this.

Anytime I catch myself saying aloud, "you're going to make me love you too much", I know I'm having a good time. After it was all said and done, I said "I could go for another one of those". Without hesitation she jumped up on the table and said "ok, it's ok if we're 5-10 minutes late." What a woman! Unfortunately little slim was exhausted. I got the full hour and she helped me dress.

Cookie
Korean 29-34 yo
5'4 118-125lbs 32 B/C
Face 8.5
Body 8.5
Attitude 10
Personality 10
Massage 8.5
Service 10

$ .1 for Candy on my way out the door

I tried to drop .2 for candy on my way out. She argued with me and said 'no, no it's ok". Meaning the original $ was good enough for the candy she had on hand. I was so shocked that I didn't know what to say. That's a first. Left .1 anyway.

-Treat her well fellas. She is a special woman. I look forward to next week.[/QUOTE]

Can anyone point me in the right direction of where this is? Slim check your PM :)

I went to ML last Thursday. I was greeted my MMS and taken to a room. I was told to wait 5 minutes. Well, 5 turned to 10. 10 turned to 15. After 15 or 20 minutes I started putting my clothes on to head back home. MMS walked in to check on me and saw me redressing. She assured me I would get a nice girl who would take care of me. So I decided to wait it out.

About 10 minutes after that, Cookie came in. The earlier post on her was spot on. She is a real treat. I tried to get her to go for a second time, but it was just about midnite and she said couldn't, but she would next time. She spent a good hour and fifteen minutes with me already.

So tonite, I called ahead and made an appointment to see her again. I was led to a room by MMS, and I began to undress. To my suprise a different girl walks in. When I arrived, I didn't mention Cookie's name to MMS, I just assumed she remembered me from the other nite and the fact I requested Cookie at this specific time.

Anyway, I wasn't too sure what to do. I figured with Cookie I had the shot at multiiple pops, but Julie had a body that was out of this world. Beautiful 36 C's or so, nice full lips, long hair. She was really my type. So I told her to apologize to Cookie for me and I let Julie do her thing.

Unfortunately, Julie gave a really terrible massage. She just squeezed things and that was about it. She was also really talkative. I guess she was trying to be nice, but I really wasn't in the mood to discuss movies and the economy at that particular moment. After about 20 minutes it came time for the good part.

We started off with some 69. This girl has the smallest, tightest hole I think I've ever seen. After about 5 or 10 minutes of good 69'ing, she got up and bent over for doggie. I'm sorry, but I could only last a about another 5 minutes. She was ridiculously tight and wet. And she didn't use any lube, which was nice for a change. So after it's all said and done, if I can afford to go back, I'd see Cookie. Julie is extremely beautiful and has a smoking body, but the entire experience with Cookie was more enjoyable. Plus I want to see if I can get those two pops!

Well, that's my story. Thanks for listening

[QUOTE=Vito187]Anyone know if any MPs over the Nuru Massage service?

[url]http://youporn.com/watch/357130/amazing-japanese-nuru-massage/[/url][/QUOTE]

If you play your cards right you can get a slip and slide soapy table shower at JHH..Probably as close as you will get around here.

[QUOTE=Mandingo18]Can anyone point me in the right direction of where this is? Slim check your PM :)[/QUOTE]

Mandingo18,
While I should say RTFF - I'll show you how:
Go to Google type in "Moonlight Massage Baltimore" then hit enter.
Why am I such a nice guy.
CD