Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Confucius]Has really changed for those that dont know. I had a great FS time with Sunny this week for the standard $1 fee.

F--- Chinatown for a while with all the new AMPS sprouting up on the No. side and the great service they all have provided me the last couple of weeks, it doesnt make sense for me to frequent the Chinatown Spas I have come to know for the last couple of years.

Between the Chinese Spas and the Korean Spas, there must be close to 20 now in and around the whole No. Side. You dont have drive far to have fun now. That doesnt include the Euros or Apts either.[/QUOTE]

Where can I find info on the Korean spas?

[QUOTE=Nudus81]I'll be in Schaumburg next week, did a search but couldn't really come up with anything that sounded good. Looking for AMP (ideally FS) in Schaumburg or between I-355 and I-55. Any suggestions. PLease PM any details so that I can go in looking like I have been there before. With a new place, it is nice to know the lay of the land. -[/QUOTE]

Check out Lombard thread - Soigne on Roosevelt near I 355 or the Ogden Ave. Amps - Ace, Kings, Wellness. All east of 355 on Ogden

[QUOTE=F Blaster]

Here’s what I’d like. A $60 one hour massage with a table shower included. That’s one hour as in SIXTY minutes. I once paid for an hour massage at B. D. Massage Spa on Lincoln and they had me out the door in 35 minutes, including
It’s time for everyone to get together and start driving prices down to a more reasonable level. I don’t mind paying for great service; I DO mind overpaying. WE have the power. There are more options out there than ever, so MPs should be forced to provide better service and more amenities to keep business up. Hold the line![/QUOTE]
A 35 minute hour to me, would just not be acceptable and it's not cool to tolerate it because it just promotes more of this mistreatment.
I made a recent visit to 2810 Alice and was serviced by a lady who said her name was Merley--at least it sounded like that to me. She gave me a short hour (again my pet peeve) then I pointed to the clock in the room and she debated back and forth with me as to whether or not she gave me a full hour. So I got dressed and told her I wasn't going to give her a tip. She gave out such a pitiful moan that I didn't have the heart to not leave any tip at all and left her less than half of what I would have given if she hadn't shorted me.
If they short me I'm going to pocket part of their tip.

I'm not sure I understand. Are the Asians working out of their homes? Is this something new or are they found on CL? Invite only? For the love of. ! Ok I'm all settled down now. Somebody please let me know.

[QUOTE=Higuey Velez]She gave out such a pitiful moan that I didn't have the heart to not leave any tip at all and left her less than half of what I would have given if she hadn't shorted me.
If they short me I'm going to pocket part of their tip.[/QUOTE]

Moan, groan or slit their wrist - gyp me an NOOOOO tip!

First time to B&S on Irving. Got Sue and she waisted no time letting me know that it was going to be fun. A tweek on my nipples before I was all the way undressed and then she led me to the TS room. Through TS with a little play to make sure everything was clean.

Massage was okay with a little bit of a tease to the boys. Got a little feel in before she started paying more attentinon to things, including reaching underneath for some more touching. Flipped and got a hand under her shorts. Skinny, but nice boobs, small a** but overall nice.

Overall good experience and traditional Korean place.

Woke up the other day feeling kind of stiff (get your minds out of the gutter, I woke up with tight muscles) and thought I'd make an appointment with Grandma @ CTM. My call to her went into VM so I figured WTF, I'd give Senina a try as I was in need of a decent therapeutic. Cruised down to CT and found a parking spot practically in front of the door so I skipped in and whoa, there was a young twentysomething Asian babe at the front counter wearing a belly shirt who looked very appealing to me. She was quick to offer Lisa or Tanny, but not herself. Bummer. Is anyone familiar with this girl? Does she work upstairs? Please PM her name if she does. Anyhow, I decided to go with Tanny and the table shower. TS was good and thorough and the massage wasn't bad either. I'm still a little sore, but all in all she took care things. Tipped 40 and walked out with a cold bottle of water.

[QUOTE=Higuey Velez]A 35 minute hour to me, would just not be acceptable and it's not cool to tolerate it because it just promotes more of this mistreatment.[/QUOTE]

You’Re 100% on point, Higuey, but you don’t know the whole story. So here it is.

I’d been feeling pretty badly physically, and it seemed like I was getting progressively worse. I was hoping a massage would do the trick, no pun intended. Although if a happy ending resulted, I wasn’t going to complain!

Oriental Nails had closed, and I wasn’t happy with the service at Yang’s, so I decided to try B. D. It was about 7:30, and the place closed at 9. I entered, told the Mamasan I wanted an hour, and made the mistake of paying by credit card. The reason it’s a mistake is I can’t change my mind; I’m kind of committed to going through with it.

Mamasan led me to one of the rooms with the absurdly short walls and no doors. I undressed and waited for my masseuse to lead me to the table shower. Much to my unfortunate surprise, my masseuse turned out to be the Mamasan. I say unfortunate because, well, she was ugly. Not skanky or nasty, but definitely the most unattractive woman I’ve ever seen in an AMP. She was a very nice person, but really homely.

So she takes me to the table shower. This was the best table I’ve ever laid on. I’m a big guy, and this table accommodated me with ease. Two normal sized people could fit on it with no problem. She does a good job with the shower, washing the boys and scrubbing in all the right spots.

On to the massage. Terrible, and it wouldn’t have been any better if it were Angelina Jolie instead of Mamasan. Well, maybe a little better. I was getting nothing out of it, on any level. Did I mention that Mamasan was ugly? ! That certainly wasn’t helping matters.

She tells me to flip after about 10-15 minutes. I know I’m being shortchanged, but I just want out. She tries to negotiate, but I’m having none of it. I eventually agree to HR for Andy. Usually when I get a HJ, my free hand is roaming all over the girl’s ass. Not this time. Another masseuse starts talking to her in Korean through the beaded doorway. This pissed me off. She tries to have her friend join us for extra, but I say no and don’t budge.

The other girl comes in anyway. Why couldn’t I have gotten this one at the beginning? ! She was in her 40’s, but she had a nice bod and a cute face. Her face showed some wear, but she must have been a knockout when she was younger. She starts rubbing my chest and flirting with me while Mamasan works below. She bends over and starts sucking on my nipples while my hand thoroughly examines her ass and legs.

Mamasan eventually gets the job done and I quickly dress and leave. Despite the shot, I’m still feeling pretty badly. I wasn’t going to complain about the time because I just wanted to go home and, frankly, I didn’t want Mamasan touching me anymore. It wasn’t until I got to the car that I realized it lasted only 35 minutes. To this day, I haven’t gone back.

P.S. My illness turned out to be a heart ailment that almost killed me. I wouldn’t recommend this place, but the main reason I haven’t gone back is that it reminds me of how bad I felt at the time.

[QUOTE=Higuey Velez]A 35 minute hour to me, would just not be acceptable and it's not cool to tolerate it because it just promotes more of this mistreatment.
I made a recent visit to 2810 Alice and was serviced by a lady who said her name was Merley--at least it sounded like that to me. She gave me a short hour (again my pet peeve) then I pointed to the clock in the room and she debated back and forth with me as to whether or not she gave me a full hour. So I got dressed and told her I wasn't going to give her a tip. She gave out such a pitiful moan that I didn't have the heart to not leave any tip at all and left her less than half of what I would have given if she hadn't shorted me.

If they short me I'm going to pocket part of their tip.[/QUOTE]You shouldn't have left any tip. You only encouraged her to use that tactic with other mongers. It

Has anyone been a regular at this place at 5927 N. Milwaukee? I've been only once and got only a legit massage by a hot little blond. The voluptuous blond at the desk is fantastic and I would kill for a massage by her. Can anyone shed some light on this place? Also, anyone know what happened to Dana at CTM yet?

Ok, So I had a great experience this morning at a Chinatown AMP, almost but not quite FS. FS was definitely an option if I would have had my own wrapper. The therapist gave me her personal cell phone number after our session.

This is a first for me, so while I'm embarassed to ask.

1) Does this essentially cut out the mamasan/papasan? which I am ok with
2) Will I expect incall or outcall?
3) or, is it just for me to call ahead so I get her again?

Any other input would be helpful.

Sorry, I am sure this is addressed somewhere in this brain trust, but my search results ended up empty.

[QUOTE=Bebop60]Check out Lombard thread - Soigne on Roosevelt near I 355 or the Ogden Ave. Amps - Ace, Kings, Wellness. All east of 355 on Ogden[/QUOTE]
I have been to Wellness, King & Ace (but not recently). All are typical with TS, massge and a HJ. King has had some new girls none of which are what I would call above average. Wellness was one of my favorites until the staff turned over with newbes.

So how much tip should one leave for a HR and getting the massage girl naked?

As little as possible.

For HJ naked I would say .4 to .5 max.

[QUOTE=Nudus81]Ok, So I had a great experience this morning at a Chinatown AMP, almost but not quite FS. FS was definitely an option if I would have had my own wrapper. The therapist gave me her personal cell phone number after our session.

This is a first for me, so while I'm embarassed to ask.

1) Does this essentially cut out the mamasan/papasan? which I am ok with
2) Will I expect incall or outcall?
3) or, is it just for me to call ahead so I get her again?

Any other input would be helpful.

Sorry, I am sure this is addressed somewhere in this brain trust, but my search results ended up empty.[/QUOTE]

I've had the pleasure to get a "private" number before with mixed results. Once, it was to make an appointment with her AT her place of business. No deal there. The other, the girl was leaving that particular amp and she gave me her cell number so I could keep in touch with her.
More than likely, what you'll get when you call is outcall. No "middle man", just you and her. But be prepared to have a room available if all she offers is outcall. Strap it up and hunker down and don't fart when she's rimming you.

Stinky Out