The deeper the water, the uglier the fish.
I've been diving deep trying to uncover hidden treasure buried below the surface of the AMP scene. I've been in this hobby a long time and I really enjoy finding UTR massage spots to try to find a new stone unturned. I've frequented many legit MPs, nail salons, and independent providers who post on CL looking to taste the forbidden fruit; that edge of mystery when you don't know if a HE may be on the menu and that sweet release when you succeed, pun intended.
Well, my next adventure lead me to consult face book as I kept getting ceaseless ads in my feed regarding a Haydee's Massage. I figured since my phone probably has more cookies than a girl scout bake sale regarding my monger endeavors maybe there was something more to be gained here.
So I contacted Haydee to inquire about getting a massage. She responded in haste and I thought I would try to be playful to see if she could give me hints of a menu beyond just the standard massage but Haydee didn't bite. I debated if it was worth it to gamble and drive into Herndon to meet her at her Spa and ultimately decided to TOFTT. As Gretzky said "you miss 100% of the shots you don't take".
And to add my own quote into legend "I miss 100% of the money I had in my wallet before heading out it Haydees".
I got there and met with Haydee and paid the 90 $ fee for the hour massage. Haydee is a latina but after my extensive tenure sampling the many Latin flavors VA / MD have to offer over the years I can best describe her as a meatball in the looks department by comparison. I wanted to turn and run but as the title suggests I was in too deep. After making the long drive here I had just hoped Haydee's massage skills made up for her lack of beauty.
It wasn't bad. She's definitely a skilled masseuse and given my more recent reviews of CL wellness and beauty and my stint at FHOH I can confirm this was more than just a light rub with oil which is the usual MO of latina masseuses. They just basically oil you up for an hour before stroking your dick like it was one long drawn out tease before the happy ending.
Haydee gives you an actual massage with hot stones and stretching. It was hard for me to get aroused as one might presume it's hard to get aroused by a meatball when looking at your spaghetti dinner but I tried to make a pass at Haydee anyway in hope that maybe she'd finish my massage with a happy end. I was politely declined and honestly I shed no tear at the loss of that, but did at the loss of my time and money. I was sent on my way and tipped another $20 for good will. On my way out I saw a blonde girl and bruenette who looked a hell out a lot better and younger than Haydee but I'm not sure if they can be booked for massage therapy. Don't think I will repeat regardless tho since it's much too far for me with no hint of reward. Oh well, such is life when you're living on the edge. I very well knew the risks before I ventured on this dive, and sometimes you come up empty handed.
At least I can contribute with a cautionary tale and a fun story to tell. Yo ho and a bottle of —-.
Water forgets the names of TheDrowned.