Eden (Central West End). The good, the bad, and the ugly.
Saw Eden last week. Opted for the $3 full hour and boy was I mightily underwhelmed. Here are all the details:
Good: the location (safe neighborhood, easy parking) together with her punctuality and the very clean luxury studio apartment were nice and above average. The bbjcim was certainly not shabby. Her recent plastic surgery was decent and she looks great from waist to neck.
The bad: clinical, curt, and unwelcoming were the vibes hat ruled the hour. The massage is nothing more than a time eater, she spends far too much attention to each limb to a ridiculous degree and by "flip time" more than half of the session has lapsed. And she lets you know it: she is a definite clock watcher. She is not a talker and she plays loud music without asking what kind of music I might prefer, if any. No big deal, right? Her boobs BTW are completely off limits BTW and she uses he surgery as an excuse. Perhaps she should wait until her chest has healed evoke gouging men and charging full price. But I digress.
The full service is perfunctory at best. Her fake moans are laughable. Gents, this woman is so jaded after servicing half of the St Louis mongering population that she doesn't realize $300 is indeed a lot of money for some of us. If he cash doesn't matter to you at all, then have at it. Perhaps as an angel years ago she'd have been worth the money, but currently she is not. Also. And not to be unkind, up she has awful acne / scars which she hides with caked on makeup. Not good, and not sexy.
To those of you who are infatuated with her, you keep on doing you. I'll seek someone who at least attempts to offer great customer service instead of engendering feelings of being ripped off. When I left I felt terribly duped, which is why I will never suggest anyone rush to see her. And by the way, I know I'm not alone: do a dose of searching and ou will see similar reviews of her aloofness and lousy attitude.
Eden. Not trying to be a White Knight, but it goes both ways
[QUOTE=Mackeral;6849662]Saw Eden last week. Opted for the $3 full hour and boy was I mightily underwhelmed. Here are all the details:
Good: the location (safe neighborhood, easy parking) together with her punctuality and the very clean luxury studio apartment were nice and above average. The bbjcim was certainly not shabby. Her recent plastic surgery was decent and she looks great from waist to neck.
The bad: clinical, curt, and unwelcoming were the vibes hat ruled the hour. The massage is nothing more than a time eater, she spends far too much attention to each limb to a ridiculous degree and by "flip time" more than half of the session has lapsed. And she lets you know it: she is a definite clock watcher. She is not a talker and she plays loud music without asking what kind of music I might prefer, if any. No big deal, right? Her boobs BTW are completely off limits BTW and she uses he surgery as an excuse. Perhaps she should wait until her chest has healed evoke gouging men and charging full price. But I digress.
The full service is perfunctory at best. Her fake moans are laughable. Gents, this woman is so jaded after servicing half of the St Louis mongering population that she doesn't realize $300 is indeed a lot of money for some of us. If he cash doesn't matter to you at all, then have at it. Perhaps as an angel years ago she'd have been worth the money, but currently she is not. Also. And not to be unkind, up she has awful acne / scars which she hides with caked on makeup. Not good, and not sexy.
To those of you who are infatuated with her, you keep on doing you. I'll seek someone who at least attempts to offer great customer service instead of engendering feelings of being ripped off. When I left I felt terribly duped, which is why I will never suggest anyone rush to see her. And by the way, I know I'm not alone: do a dose of searching and ou will see similar reviews of her aloofness and lousy attitude.[/QUOTE]I confess, I like Eden, and know YMMV as it can with other providers. That being said one's own presentation (cleanliness, attitude, demeanor, sense of humor) goes a long way in enhancing an experience with any provider. It's a two-way street, the more comfortable and relaxed we are, the more comfortable and enjoyable the sessions will be. There are plenty of providers in St. Louis, some in areas that are pretty sketchy and others in nicer locations. Eden falls into the latter category. It's always difficult to know what to expect, but my experience has always been to expect the best and exude a level of the best from my side. There are many providers in STL as well as all the touring providers that pass through (many of the latter are overpriced GPS, and there are gems). Typically if I have a bad experience I ask myself what happened? Did I do something unpleasant or uncomfortable? Sometimes two people just don't click. Eden may not be for everybody, but she is attractive, and beautiful, and has been a solid provider in St. Louis.