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[QUOTE=Butter Dog; 1561699]Was driving down Joppa about an hour ago and passed the Hospital and saw activity going on out front. Popo standing there at the front door, which was wide open. Marked unit parked in front of old place. Two more dark civilian vehicles (truck and SUV?) parked right out front, but not parked normally, more like at an angle right at the front door.

Then, down the street at the gas station, another marked unit with rollers going, but there was an Uncle Leo standing there (civilian clothes, gun and badge) talking to the Popo unit there.

Not sure what is going on, and if Uncle Leo at the gas station has anything to do with the Hospital activity.

That's about all I saw. Any further comment would be speculation.

BD[/QUOTE]About 10 cars parked out front. I did not see any people. But it looked like a lot of lights were on downstairs. Does not look good.

[QUOTE=Zappa3;1561708]Let's hope it was just a robbery or some crap going on at that sleaze pit Towson East Hotel. Lord knows that place has seen it's better days. They should burn that place down. I am sure we'll hear soon enough. Anyway, go O's.[/QUOTE]Just went by there myself. It does not look too inviting right now. Cars are all parked raid style and there is a collection of unmarked in the parking lot behind. Door is still wide open as of 8pm.

[QUOTE=Bob Miller;1561735]Just went by there myself. It does not look too inviting right now. Cars are all parked raid style and there is a collection of unmarked in the parking lot behind. Door is still wide open as of 8pm.[/QUOTE]Drove by today lease sign on 1406 sign down on 1404. Googled 1406 and shows for lease as of Sept 11 2012. Hope for the best.

GTR

I just talked to Lilly and everything is OK.

[QUOTE=Satya;1562495]I just talked to Lilly and everything is OK.[/QUOTE]What a coincidence. My financial advisor also just told me that it's a great time to invest in HP!

[QUOTE=Satya;1562495]I just talked to Lilly and everything is OK.[/QUOTE]In person today

[QUOTE=LuckyMoney;1562629]In person today[/QUOTE]What was the ruckus about?

[QUOTE=LuckyMoney;1562629]In person today[/QUOTE]No, on the phone. She said everything was OK at her place I don't know about HP or whatever. What is HP happy palms?

[QUOTE=Satya;1562719]No, on the phone. She said everything was OK at her place I don't know about HP or whatever. What is HP happy palms?[/QUOTE]Went past tonight and the lights were on. It looked like 'normal'. Except no customers.

Kisha. My oh my what I could get into with her.

[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/come-chill-with-kisha-20/6024048[/url]

Many different postings and girls of the past couple weeks claiming to be members of this group / agency / club / whatever it is.

Not sure if this is actually an agency or just a sophisticated pimp, or just ULE. Was all ready to TOFTT and even called 3 times, but with zero call backs.

Quick google for "House Of Treasures Entertainment" or "House of Treasures Entertainment Md" comes up with nothing relavant. As for the numbers, you only get the other posted ads. With nothing even sniffing like a review. (Like I said I was going to TOFTT)

As for the ads, alot of choices so far. Ranging from the BBW to the spinners.

Strangely though the first set of ads have been removed and replaced with a whole new rotation?

3 strikes and you are out with me (or 3 missed calls). So the lack of callback either lost me a chance with Kisha. Or allowed me to avoid Maryland Vice's finest.

Be safe out there fellows.

[QUOTE=Satya;1563143]Christ that's a man for sure.[/QUOTE]No doubt that is a dude, would not be calling that with a burner phone. LOL.

Happy Hunting

[QUOTE=Hawkeye In Md;1563045]Kisha. My oh my what I could get into with her.[/QUOTE]Yeah, a lot more than you bargain for LOL! He's definitely got a "treasure" waiting for you in his "house".

BTW, wrong thread.

[QUOTE=Satya;1562719]No, on the phone. She said everything was OK at her place I don't know about HP or whatever. What is HP happy palms?[/QUOTE]Hewlett- Packard, He was being sarcastic Sheldon. Glad to see that sense of humor is still vacant.

GTR

[QUOTE=Punished; 1563167]No doubt that is a dude, would not be calling that with a burner phone. LOL.

Happy Hunting[/QUOTE]I think that kisha is teaming up with "Brad"

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[QUOTE=Satya;1563360]No shit HP is Hewlett Packard, they made cars until the fifties right? You are an idiot if I ever saw one.[/QUOTE]Dude, he was only having a little fun with you. As they say "lighten up Francis".

Propilot-Always check your six.

Hewlett-Packard is not affiliated with Packard Motor Car Corporation, founded by James Ward Packard and William Doud Packard, or with Packard Bell.

[QUOTE=Satya;1563360]No shit HP is Hewlett Packard, they made cars until the fifties right? You are an idiot if I ever saw one.[/QUOTE]Saty, you really need to lighten up. How do you think it looks for the smartest person on the forum to flip out whenever someone tries to share a little humor with him. I may be an idiot but you sir are still a douche.

GTR

[QUOTE=Gintonicrocks; 1563535]Hewlett-Packard is not affiliated with Packard Motor Car Corporation, founded by James Ward Packard and William Doud Packard, or with Packard Bell.

Saty, you really need to lighten up. How do you think it looks for the smartest person on the forum to flip out whenever someone tries to share a little humor with him. I may be an idiot but you sir are still a douche.

GTR[/QUOTE]For the humor impaired:

Person A:

I just talked to Lilly [at JHH] and everything is OK.

Person B:

What a coincidence. My financial adviser also just told me that it's a great time to invest in HP [Hewlett-Packard]!

Explanation:

It is not objectively a good time to invest in HP [see [url]http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/10/05/idUSWNA692520121005?type=marketsNews[/url]].

The financial adviser claiming that it is a good time to invest in HP is being compared to Lilly claiming that everything is OK at JHH despite the sign having been taken down.

The joke is that, like the financial adviser, Lilly will continue to claim to everyone that everything is OK, because to do otherwise would be detrimental to her business and would further damage it.

Are people really so sarcasm impaired around here that it needs to be spelled out?

[QUOTE=Gintonicrocks; 1563535]Hewlett-Packard is not affiliated with Packard Motor Car Corporation, founded by James Ward Packard and William Doud Packard, or with Packard Bell.

Saty, you really need to lighten up. How do you think it looks for the smartest person on the forum to flip out whenever someone tries to share a little humor with him. I may be an idiot but you sir are still a douche.

GTR[/QUOTE]LMAOFOTF! For the record, I'm not either but PUH-LEAZE! Give us a break.

[QUOTE=Gintonicrocks; 1563535]Hewlett-Packard is not affiliated with Packard Motor Car Corporation, founded by James Ward Packard and William Doud Packard, or with Packard Bell.

Saty, you really need to lighten up. How do you think it looks for the smartest person on the forum to flip out whenever someone tries to share a little humor with him. I may be an idiot but you sir are still a douche.

GTR[/QUOTE]He does have a short fuse but from my perspective I usually see the sarcasm from both sides and he gets the better of all of you most of the time without you even realizing it. The most important thing is why fuck with him at all? His intel is as good as anyone's and I didn't see were anyone else had the balls to call Lily and post about it. Just a bunch of doom and gloom drive-bys. I actually went there and verified myself that everything is ok. This has happened before with no long term adverse effect. Now you can all sit at home in fear, I do understand but don't blame the messenger.

Damn, everyone should lighten up a bit and realize that there are all sorts of personalities here, just like anywhere else, and just enjoy the back and forth a bit. Yeah, Satya has an acerbic with, so what? As was said, he also has good intel to back it up, unlike some of the others that piss and moan. In some of the other cities the forums are so sterile and lame it's ridiculous and boring, we're really lucky in Baltimore that it's as lively as it is. Check some of the other areas and see for yourself.

Take it easy and enjoy the games,

Houndog *woof!

[QUOTE=LuckyMoney;1563801]He does have a short fuse but from my perspective I usually see the sarcasm from both sides and he gets the better of all of you most of the time without you even realizing it. The most important thing is why fuck with him at all? His intel is as good as anyone's and I didn't see were anyone else had the balls to call Lily and post about it. Just a bunch of doom and gloom drive-bys. I actually went there and verified myself that everything is ok. This has happened before with no long term adverse effect. Now you can all sit at home in fear, I do understand but don't blame the messenger.[/QUOTE]

Dropped by Ivy early afternoon Saturday, sadly very boring trip. Apparently only one lady available mid 40s looks 4. Damage. 6 for hour (was short timed to half though) would not recommend.

Angie is leaving soon. If you like them young, firm, smart and sassy I suggest you get there soon.

[QUOTE=LuckyMoney;1563801]He does have a short fuse but from my perspective I usually see the sarcasm from both sides and he gets the better of all of you most of the time without you even realizing it. The most important thing is why fuck with him at all? His intel is as good as anyone's and I didn't see were anyone else had the balls to call Lily and post about it. Just a bunch of doom and gloom drive-bys. I actually went there and verified myself that everything is ok. This has happened before with no long term adverse effect. Now you can all sit at home in fear, I do understand but don't blame the messenger.[/QUOTE]Wow, someone has a mancrush on Satya Gump.

Person B

[QUOTE=Laxman #2;1564228]Angie is leaving soon. If you like them young, firm, smart and sassy I suggest you get there soon.[/QUOTE]Jeanie's got it more than covered.

[QUOTE=Butter Dog; 1564236]Wow, someone has a mancrush on Satya Gump.

Person B[/QUOTE]Jack Twist:" I wish I knew how to quit him".

Propilot-Always check your six.

[QUOTE=Satya; 1564073]Referring to my call to JHH when she said everything is "OK" it means the joint is open, besides that I doubt she would bother with the phone if she were shutdown. Monday is my birthday and I might get a four hand massage.

BTW I had my first HP computer and printer in like 1986 or 87.

You all have a happy Columbus Day.[/QUOTE]Wow! What great cultural awareness!

LexLuther

[QUOTE=Propilot; 1564282]Jack Twist:" I wish I knew how to quit him".

Propilot-Always check your six.[/QUOTE]But you can quote it from memory eh? Uh huh.

I thought I'd TOFFT for this place, for which I have not yet seen a report. It is a tiny room inside a nail salon, barely big enough for the table and some furniture. The walls extend from the floor to within about twelve inches of the ceiling. My provider was Sophie, middle aged and large build, friendly, personable. The massage was excellent professional quality with the standard finish. .5 for 1 hr +.4. I understand there is another provider named May whom I did not see. If additional details are needed, I will respond to PMs from seniors or others with a solid posting history.

RnR

[QUOTE=LuckyMoney;1564602]But you can quote it from memory eh? Uh huh.[/QUOTE]Lol. I've never seen the movie either, but your girlfriend and I were reading the forum together and she actually thought that it would be a good reply. Don't be mad at her,she said you would understand.

Propilot-Always check your six.

Going to be staying overnight for business soon in the Frederick / Thurmont / Gettysburg area and wondering if anyone has any experiences in these areas? There is Silver Lining Spa in Frederick and Stress Away Spa in Chambersburg but I don't know anything about these and the intel is sparse and none from trusted sources. Anyone know anything about these or any other close spas? Looking for more than a HE. Any info appreciated, either on the forum or PM. Thanks!

HD * woof *

[QUOTE=RockAndRye; 1564614]I thought I'd TOFFT for this place, for which I have not yet seen a report. It is a tiny room inside a nail salon, barely big enough for the table and some furniture. The walls extend from the floor to within about twelve inches of the ceiling. My provider was Sophie, middle aged and large build, friendly, personable. The massage was excellent professional quality with the standard finish. .5 for 1 hr +.4. I understand there is another provider named May whom I did not see. If additional details are needed, I will respond to PMs from seniors or others with a solid posting history.

RnR[/QUOTE]I have been to this spot at least 7 times and I have had both providers. May, Never knew her name, is slim and I'm guessing in her 30's. She also gives a very good massage also. I can honestly say that I have never been short changed with the time when I have gone to this spot. Only thing I did not like is that sometimes when I have gone, I would see the teen son of one of the employees at the place just hanging around out front when you go to ring the bell.

[QUOTE=Propilot;1564676]Lol. I've never seen the movie either[/QUOTE]Ok sure, whatever you say.

I'm just a wreck without my little China girl, so I checked myself in to the hospital Sunday afternoon. I paid my co-pay at reception.

Tiffany from Beijing was on call. Due to the nature of my condition, I assumed a co-pay for additional treatment would be required.

Treatment commenced, and upon successful completion, she leaned over and gave my post-treatment instructions, in case someone outside should ask:

"sh-sh-shhh. Massage Only!"

RnR

[QUOTE=Satya;1565806]I understand they are a little nervous.[/QUOTE]But this place is posted about daily here. Sometimes many times. What is next, reviews on Angie's List? Entries on the Balto. County Police Blog?

Much of what we do is illegal. Whatever happened to PMing the details? Just saying.

Quick info on Angie she is very good and she's taking a short vacation and she'll be back in a few weeks.

[QUOTE=Ginger Man; 1565967]But this place is posted about daily here. Sometimes many times. What is next, reviews on Angie's List? Entries on the Balto. County Police Blog?

Much of what we do is illegal. Whatever happened to PMing the details? Just saying.[/QUOTE]I agree. This is the main reason I have stayed away from the hospital the last few months. This thread is constantly mentioning the place. Good way to bring heat on a quality establishment.

I shouldn't let you ponder this mind boggling phrase for too long. I meant pine tree you see I live on the eastern shore and thats west of me.

[QUOTE=Natty Bohner;1566169]I agree. This is the main reason I have stayed away from the hospital the last few months. This thread is constantly mentioning the place. Good way to bring heat on a quality establishment.[/QUOTE]What a better way to discourage us than to shut down the most popular place. This is exactly why I haven't been posting any intel of late. Lately it seems as if some of the more popular venues have been targeted. Who to blame? Maybe that big headed Kevin K our county executive. I don't know really. I even went so far as to discourage some of their biggest fans to keep a lid on it considering what has been going on. Probably a waste of time on my part. I think the current line-up and general recommendation would suffice for me. Who really cares to know how much more than that? I am already considering other alternatives as I really don't want to worry about someone asking me about my therapy session as I am walking out the door.

I went this afternoon. I had an appointment with Victoria. I had some good therapy. There are only 3 there Victoria, Tiffany and Monica with 2 more on the way. I saw Monica and she is very pretty. PM me for more info.